Jeremy Tucker: Main Event time here, live, at Battle Ground #10: Sin City Showdown on the XHF Network from the Trump Plaza in Sin City itself!
Andrew Fulton: The question is will Lynn Brewster win the big one inside that dreaded Hell in the Cell structure?
Jeremy Tucker: No doubt there will be hell to pay for our current Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition AMAZON'S Champion..The Incomparable Jade who has been a great Amazon's Champion in my opinion.
Andrew Fulton: Your opinion doesn't mean squat JT! I think "The Wildcat" has her number!
Jeremy Tucker: Like ELR said earlier and it rings true in these fans ears...the old guard of
paulatics is no longer existent, so it remains to be seen if our current SWAT General Manager can get the job done finally.
Andrew Fulton: What a night so far!
Jeremy Tucker: The wait is over..here we go..for the richest prize in Women's wrestling!
Andrew Fulton: How appropriate..we even have "Glorious" Glenda subbing in for Frank Salazar as ring announcer this match.
"Glorious" Glenda: This match is for the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Title and will be a Hell in the Cell Match! First the challenger..from Savannah, Georgia..6'0 215 Pounds..."THE WILDCAT" LYYYYYNNN BREWWWWWSSSTER!!
["Cat Scratch Fever", by Pantera rocks the Trump Plaza PA speakers and the fans boo loudly at the heel that is "WildCat" Lynn Brewster! Only problem is Lynn does not come out. The fans boo even louder.]
Jeremy Tucker: Where is she?
Andrew Fulton: She's the General Manager..she comes out when she wants too!
Jeremy Tucker: What? What in the hell are you talking about? The challenger always comes out first!
Andrew Fulton: Apparently, not tonight!
Jeremy Tucker: You've got to be kidding me! This is more
paulatics at it's finest.
["Glorious" Glenda looks around and an agent at ringside mouths something to her.]
"Glorious" Glenda: I said this match is for the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Title and will be a Hell in the Cell Match! First the challenger..from Savannah, Georgia..6'0 215 Pounds..."THE WILDCAT" LYYYYYNNN BREWWWWWSSSTER!!
["Cat Scratch Fever", by Pantera blares over the Trump Plaza PA once again and the arena fills with the boos of angry fans. No Lynn Brewster......the fans and SWAT officials wait and still nothing. Glenda looks over at the SWAT agent and he gives her the improvise sign.]
"Glorious" Glenda: This match is for the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Title and will be a Hell in the Cell Match! Introducing the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Champion from Bangkok, Thailand, standing 5'10 weighing 150 pounds..this is JAAAAADDDE!!
["Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)", by Guns and Roses brings the fans to their feet as out comes Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Champion, Jade wearing her title next to her twin sister Kim-]
Bang![Suddenly her entrance is interrupted by "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster who first spears Kim then quickly gets up and hits her Cat Scratch (WildCat Kick) on Jade! The Amazon's title goes flying. Kim tries to get back up but she too is unexpectedly met with a Cat Scratch. Lynn then throws Kim off the ramp and through the soundstage below.]
Andrew Fulton: Timmmmmber!
Jeremy Tucker: My God, Kim has been thrown off the ramp and into all those speakers!
ZZZZZZZ![Sparks go flying as Kim starts to convulse from the megawatts gyrating through her hundred and fifty-pound body! Jade gets up and looks down in concern of her fallen twin sister when Lynn catches her from behind and gets Jade in her Cat Press (Gorilla Press Slam) and throws her off the other side of the ramp and into the Japanese Announce booth! Lynn then jumps off the ramp and onto Jade and they both crash down through the booth landing her Cat Fight (Dudley Dog) signature move sending the Japanese Announce team flying!]
Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Little Dragon: Seinaru ushi! Kono basho wa jidõsha jiko no yõdesu!
Jeremy Tucker: (Translation) Holy Cow! This place looks like a car wreck!
Andrew Fulton: I thought I seen it all. Lynn just made sushi out of that Japanese Announce Booth!
[EMTs and SWAT personal come racing out from the back and begin to attend to Kim on one side of the ramp and Jade and Brewster on the other. The EMTs load Kim onto a gurney and begin to wheel her off to the back. Out of nowhere Lynn kick ups.]
Jeremy Tucker: She kick upped!
Andrew Fulton: No way!!
Jeremy Tucker: Shades of "HBK" Shawn Michaels!
[Lynn jumps in mid air and lands a huge Flying Elbow that sends her crashing onto Jade's gurney which claspes underneath both of them.]
Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Andrew Fulton: Our General Manager is the craziest bitch I ever seen!
Jeremy Tucker: She is beyond crazy! She is certifiable in all fifty states!
[Lynn rolls off of Jade then lays on the ramp motionless.]
Andrew Fulton: Everybody is out..we have no match!
[Lynn once again Kicks Up as both sets of EMTs start wheeling Jade to the back.]
Jeremy Tucker: She kicked up again!
Andrew Fulton: What's going on now?
[The cell lowers from the roof. A few of the enhancement talent, ring agents, and security carry large plexiglass sheets out from the back and start placing them against the outside walls of the cage.]
Jeremy Tucker: Shades of our former General Manager, Joey Morelli and his Four Tanks of Fear?
Andrew Fulton: No way..is Morelli behind this?!
[Lynn begins to slowly make her way to the cell. She gets there and notices the door is locked. She runs around ringside and notices the Amazon's Title has been taken to ringside and neatly put on the time keepers table. Lynn grabs the Title, throws it over her shoulder and climbs the Hell in the Cell. When she gets to the top she holds the Title above her head.]
Jeremy Tucker: What? She thinks she won the Amazon's Title!?
Andrew Fulton: She has to if Jade can't make it to the match..right?
Jeremy Tucker: The match hasn't officially started has it? I mean of course there's no way Jade can defend her belt here tonight at Battle Ground #10: Sin City Showdown..she's been busted in half thanks to that crazy bitch "Wildcat" Lynn Brewster!
Andrew Fulton: She's yelling at head referee Anderson Rich to ring the bell and begin to count..he better do what she says or she will fire his ass! I love it!
Jeremy Tucker: This is a travesty of justice..
paulaticing at it's best. Somebody needs to do something right here and now! And what the hell are those large plexiglass walls all about?
Andrew Fulton: I don't know but Anderson Rich the referee is beginning to count.
Jeremy Tucker: I've just been told our General Manager..who happens to be Brewster herself, has made this a Count Out wins the Title match!
Andrew Fulton: Haha. I knew Lynn had all her bases covered..we are gonna' have a new Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Champion in twenty short seconds!
Jeremy Tucker: That bitch! Twenty whole seconds instead of ten, huh? Real generous of her!
[The ref begins to count as Lynn Brewster begins to celebrate standing tall on top of the Hell in the Cell with the Amazon's Title.]
Referee Anderson Rich: 1!
2!3!4!5!Jeremy Tucker: I can't believe our GM has stooped so low as to win the title this way!
Andrew Fulton: I think it's genius!
6!7!8!9!10!["Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)", by Guns and Roses rocks Trump Plaza to it's core. The near deafening cheers of the fans shake the building as out comes Jade all bandaged up from head to toe. She limps her way towards the cage and rips an IV out of her arm, throws it to the ground and begins to climb the opposite end of the cell Lynn is on.]
Jeremy Tucker: The CHAMP IS HERE!!
Andrew Fulton: Look at the look on Lynn's face! She can't believe it!
Jeremy Tucker: Neither can I!
11!Andrew Fulton: Count faster ref!
12!Jeremy Tucker: Jade is slowly climbing the cage.
13!Jeremy Tucker: She's about halfway!
14!Andrew Fulton: No way is she going to make it!
15!Jeremy Fulton: She's 3/4's of the way there!
16!17!18!Andrew Fulton: Yes! She can't make it. We got a new champ!
19!Jeremy Tucker: She made it!!
Andrew Fulton: What!?
Jeremy Tucker: The ref stop counting! Jade made it to the top!
Andrew Fulton: That idiot referee Anderson Rich should be fired on the spot!
Jeremy Tucker: For what? Jade made it before the count!
Andrew Fulton: Impossible, JT!
[Lynn drops the Amazon's Title on top of the cell and angrily runs at Jade. Jade kicks her with a Triad Kick (Muy Thai Sweet Chin Music and Spinning Heel Kick Combo).]
Jeremy Tucker: Those well educated feet finding it's mark on the challenger!
Andrew Fulton: Call her Doctor Scholls I guess?
[As Lynn tries to get back up Jade hits her with a Muy Thai style Ghetto Blaster.]
Jeremy Tucker: D-Blaster by Jade on the side of Lynn's head..shades of Bad News Brown here at Battle Ground #10: Sin City Showdown!
Andrew Fulton: Bad news for Lynn! This Muy Thai stuff is killing Brewster right now!
Jeremy Tucker: Bangkok Bomb (Triple Chyna Bomb) by Jade and they nearly broke through the top of that cell!
Andrew Fulton: What a come back by our Amazon's Champion!
[Jade lifts Brewster up and hits a Bangkok Driver (Death Valley Driver) and they both fall through the top of the Cell. The Amazon's Title smashes Lynn in the face busting her wide open on the way down. Blood covers Lynn's face as Jade lands on her and onto the hard mat laying them both unconscious.]
Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Jeremy Tucker: Holy shit is right!
Andrew Fulton: This is brutal!
Jeremy Tucker: Jade just Bangkok Drove a now bloody Lynn Brewster through the top of the cell and 30 feet down on to the mat and neither women are moving. Jade landed on top!
Andrew Fulton: The referee is going to make the count!
Jeremy Tucker: 1...2..3!!
Andrew Fulton: SHE KICKED OUT!!
Jeremy Tucker: For the love of SWAT Lynn Brewster kicked out!!
Andrew Fulton: Yes! Wildcat showed true grit there!
Jeremy Tucker: I have to give credit where credit is due..Lynn Brewster is one tough bitch!
Andrew Fulton: She's back up?
[Brewster gets up spits blood in Jade's face then lifts her up by her hair.]
Jeremy Tucker: European Uppercut followed by a Belly to Belly Suplex by Brewster on Jade! The cover!
Andrew Fulton: We got a new champion!!
Jeremy Tucker: 1..2..3..KICK OUT!
Andrew Fulton: No way! She got her..didn't she?
Jeremy Tucker: Two and a half!
Andrew Fulton: The champion Jade showing why she is just that..a champion I reckon!
[Brewster gets frustrated and waits for Jade to get up with a crazy look in her eye. Jade slowly gets up and Brewster runs at her with a Running Cross Body- Jade catches Brewster mid air and Power Slams her into the cell.]
Jeremy Tucker: Power Slam and pin!!
Andrew Fulton: 1...2..thre-
Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Brewster!
Andrew Fulton: What a Main Event! Both these women want that Amazon's Title!
Fans: This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!
Jeremy Tucker: You're damn right it is and this is Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition and we are kicking ass, LIVE, here on the XHF NETWORK!!
Andrew Fulton: Jade is going to end this one! She's got her up for her finisher The Pain Killer (Spinning Torture Rack into a Samoan Drop)!!
Jeremy Tucker: FIRE BALL BY BREWSTER!! MY GOD SHE JUST THREW A FIREBALL IN THE FACE OF JADE WHILE THE CHAMPION HAD HER IN THAT TORTURE RACK!!
Andrew Fulton: She burned Jades face and eyes!!
Jeremy Tucker: Brewster with the Catatonic (Modified Sidewalk Slam into a Modified Rock Bottom)!!
Andrew Fulton: CATATONIC!! CATATONIC!! CATATONIC!!
Jeremy Tucker: The pin and cover!
Andrew Fulton: 1...2..3!!
Jeremy Tucker: And we have a new Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition Amazon's Champion!!
Andrew Fulton: Our GM did it!
Jeremy Tucker: And the Wildcat sits on top of Amazon's mountain!!
[The cells opens and medics race in and throw a towel over Jade's face and quickly try racing her to the back as the cell door closes and locks both women in the cage. Lynn Brewster begins to celebrate with the Amazon's Title wiping the blood from her face.]
Andrew Fulton: What a way to end a historic night!!
Jeremy Tucker: Wait a minute..what is this?
#CLANG[On the top of the cell stands Radu Matei...the devil drags a large industrial hose with him, placing it down on top of the cage.]
*Cat whistle*[Lynn Brewster looks up at Radu with the hose, then at the plexiglass walls surrounding the cage... but before there can be a reaction, it begins.]
Andrew Fulton: Matei up on top of the cage---
Jeremy Tucker: My skin crawls just looking at him... but what's he doing with that-
[Suddenly WORMS start streaming out of the hose down into the cage below. The massive stream is powerful enough to knock Lynn down, but Jade gets blasted with them as well. These wriggling annelids are painful - though they might be at that speed - but they are gross.]
Jeremy Tucker: Again with the insects! That's disgusting
Andrew Fulton: The SWAT Woman's division aren't afraid of a few wor... oh.
Jeremy Tucker: The plexiglass against the cage walls is keeping them from falling out... its.... its really filling up in there!
[Brewster tries to push the cage door open, but its held fast. As the worms are up to their waists, there is no where to go but up... the women start to climb.]
Radu Matei: Lynn Brewster... you ruined my home, shuttering countless regions, and sending so many of the boys out of work... all while holding up your Amazon federation like a golden apple. Well the apple is rotten... YOU'VE GOT WORMS!
[If Brewster is responding, its not getting picked up on the microphone.]
Radu Matei: You never heard of SWAT Dixie? Well... maybe clean your ears out... <flinch> I have a feeling you're going to have something crawling around in them any minute now.
[The audience start pelting the cage with garbage, hoping to knock Radu off the top.]
Jeremy Tucker: They may hate our new Amazon's Champion but they REALLY hate this guy!
Radu Matei: You and me have some business to settle... I understand that your dance card is full... from the looks of things, you have plenty of dance partners.
[The cell completely full of worms, Lynn Brewster holds onto the top, sticking her mouth out slightly at the top of the cage to breath without inhaling the disgusting creatures. Matei leans next to her.]
Radu Matei: I know I'm new. I'm not a priority. That's okay. You're in high demand. I get it. So you deal with what you have to deal with... take care of business... I was in prison for a long time... I can wait... I know all about waiting. Let me know when you think I'm worth your time....
[Radu starts to roll away, then stops...]
Radu Matei: Oh and Lynn... when you do come for me... keep it civil.
[Placing a hand over Brewster's barely visible mouth, Radu Matei shoves his arm down into the cage, pushing her off her perch to disappear into the squirming pink cube. The audience react in horror, but all Matei can do is smile, and soak in the screams.]
Jeremy Tucker: We are out of time!
Andrew Fulton: No!
Jeremy Tucker: See you at the SWAT PPV the Anzac Cup live right here on the XHF Network!!