Anzac Cup 2019 Show

[SWAT Team]

[We open to the Forsyth Barr Stadium in New Zealand.]

Frank Salazar : Hello everyone, and welcome to the 3rd Annual ANZAC CUP!!!!

[Wiseguy hits and SWAT Owner Joe Pesci makes his way down to the ring, he is carrying with him the Anzac Cup.]

Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.

What a huge night we have in store, with the Anzac Cup up for grabs, with not only the best SWAT has to offer, but the best the WORLD has to offer, with many great teams coming to SWAT for a crack at this most prestigious Cup.

Now, lets take a look at the brackets of who is facing who.



This Cup could be absolutely anyways, and we are thrilled to be hosting it here in New Zealand, but let me tell you, what is with your fast food over here? I made a simple order on the way over, and guess what happened? They FUCKED it up! That’s right, even here in New Fooking Zealand, they still FUCK you at the Drive Thru!!!

Now, enough of that, before we get down to business, let’s all observe a minutes silence for those Anzacs who made the ultimate sacrifice so we could live the way we do today and host events like this.

[The fans observe the moments silence with respect, and then as it finishes erupt in wild cheers and enthusiasm for the show to commence.]

Frank Salazar : What an introduction!!! Everyone, THIS IS THE ANZAC CUP!!! THIS IS SWAT!!!

[Scene switches tooooo ...... ]

[Soutter]

[We see a limo pulling up to the arena, it heads down a tunnel to the underground park, and pulls up to a halt, and out step Mad Dog Paul Soutter, The Compton Colossal Bruno, and The Jersey Devil Diva Joanne Cannelli.

Bruno is practically exploding out of his black and red KGB wife beater muscle top, Soutter has an Anzac Cup t shirt on and Cannelli is fitted out in a classy suit.]

Bruno : I knew i should have come with you boss to the Suits Suite last week, i never trusted that chump Radu, dawg.

Soutter : He is a slimy one, no doubt, i look forward to wrapping my hands around his greasy neck and strangling the life out of him.

Joanne : We have seen his type come and go a hundred times, i’ll take him for you Suit. It would be a pleasure.

Bruno : Who was it who piped ya boss? His mystery partner?

Soutter : Let’s just say it was a shock to me, a huge shock. He’s a marked man too.

Joanne : We’ll get them both in the Cup. No concussion?

Soutter : Concussions are for pussies.

Bruno : How’s these brackets, you guys got matched up with Frostbite and Tarrasque right off the bat! First round!

Soutter : Fancy that. What a coincidence.

Joanne : (laughing) That Frostbite has been running his mouth a lot, setting him up was like taking candy from a baby. I haven’t had so much fun since i can’t tell you when.

Bruno : Tarrasque i remember from Hardkore World boss, he is one tough sucka dawg!

Soutter : The bigger they are, the harder they fall! I have faced far bigger and better than him, and beaten them all! He will be no different!

[They power walk thru the corridors, all jumping out of their way, and enter their locker room. The KGB logo on the door.]

Joanne : (putting her feet up in one of the fancy recliners) This is the life! I didn’t know they had such advancements in this 3rd world country.

Bruno : They made Lord of the Rings here because they didn’t have to change anything, the whole place is like a time warp back to the prehistoric days.

Soutter : Only thing they know here, is sheep. Sheep and Rugby! Here is an idea for our match, sheer a sheep and throw the wool on Frostbite and throw him into the crowd and the locals will tear him a new one!

Joanne : Ewww. The fanook would probably like it.

Soutter : (opening up his phone) Who we got in the next round once we advance past Frosty and Tarrasque? ...... (Scrolls) .... SWAT Team? Who the heck are the SWAT Team?

Bruno : Thats us boss. Team SWAT. We smashed the Legion X in the best war SWAT has ever seen.

Joanne : (also looking at her phone) Blaze Freya and Kaden Vossk it says here.

Soutter : Vossk? The Impotent one?

Joanne : Omnipotent he calls himself.

Soutter : Same same. (still scrolling) Looks like to get at Radu and his “mystery partner” we got to hope they make it to the final.

Bruno : We can find them if they don’t (clenching his fists) who says it has to be in the ring.

Joanne : One hurdle at a time i think. First Frostbite and his goon. How about our partner Suit, is he up to the task?

Soutter : He seems to think he is.

Joanne : He keeps challenging you to a fight. What’s with that?

Soutter : He wants to be as good as me. He wants to be a good champion, and thinks calling me out will somehow help him in that quest.

Bruno : (laughing) He better be careful what he wishes for, because if he puts that belt on the line against you, well, his title reign will be stuffed dawg.

Joanne : I might have a crack at that belt.

Soutter : That i would like to see. First though, i want that Cup!

[Suit glares into the camera, an intense expression burning into the lense.]

Soutter : I am The Suit!

The Big Bad Bustling Bandit!

Mad Dog Paul Soutter!

The Center of Attention!

Too many moves to mention!

I come from another dimension!!

I got the name to entertain!!

The Skill to Thrill!!

I’m loud and Proud!!!

I’m about to beat the living tar out of Frostbite and Tarrasque and win the Anzac cup, and i like it like that!!!

[Fade too ....]

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( At Las Vegas before heading to the site of Anzac Cup in New Zealand, in my home town with Powerhouse my brother and my adopted son Steven Bouncer as we dressed in all black and a Hells Bouncer World Champion t shirt, preparing for our plane ride to New Zealand. As She Devils already in New Zealand at an undisclosed training center we paid for as they prepare for their first match up. )

HB- Well guys its time to kick ass in Anzac Cup and this year unlike the last 2 years, I finally have a worthy partner in Paul Soutter and I am not going to let him down, as I finally get my hands on that grubby piece of crap that made me bleed like a pig couple weeks ago Frostbite and his girlfriend Terrasque. Powerhouse my brother you been in big matches what is the main plan of showing this year unlike the last 2 to finally make it past the first round?

Powerhouse- You and Soutter showed your stuff just the other night, I don't need to give you any ideas I think you both got it down what will happen and how to dominate like you both did.

Steven Bouncer- Yeah Dad, you are the SWAT World Champion so with Soutter on your side, just think of each match like its for your Championship and defend and win it each match and make sure you and Soutter don't have any ring rust at all as a team. Be a well oiled unit.

HB- I was informed once I got into New Zealand the cameras will be right by the plane landing and Sherman Buckingham will be doing an interview. But I have my own plan of what I need to say because Frostbite has been a thorn in my side for a long time. And just to think he wants to be 18 time World Champion big whoop. He is not becoming champion at my costs or Soutter, because we both are going to eliminate the competition.

Powerhouse- Here your advantage there HB. Frostbite is just worried about eliminating you to become World Champion again so him and Terrasque are not going to be able to function if he is looking ahead at a future Championship Match. You can use that against them and watch that team crumble.

HB- That is a good point. All Frostbite cares about is the Championship. Not Anzac Cup. See here my difference I would defend the Championship and have double duty if they needed me to and wrestle the Cup and have a 1 on 1 singles match Title or Not. So I am not worried because I am at the top of my game and nothing will come in between me and Soutter.

Steven Bouncer- Dad what if and this is a big what if you end up facing your team of She Devils that you put together?

HB- Good Point well I guess then they will be facing us we be the teachers they become the students and learn that HB and Soutter can not be beat. But what that being said I just got a text saying our plane is ready so lets go to Vegas Airport and get to New Zealand.

( So as the guys head to Vegas Airport and fly off to New Zealand during the way to Airport and to New Zealand they are greeted and they do some autographs and autograph signings. And when they head to airport they are now 16 hours from their arrival to New Zealand. )

16 hours later arriving in New Zealand Airport with cameras on and Sherman Buckingham HB's personal interviewer there to greet and interview HB as Powerhouse and Steven stand beside him through the interview.

( Crowd of fans cheering for HB as they step off plane. )

Sherman Buckingham- HB welcome to New Zealand.

HB- Thank You. Lets get this over with please.

Sherman Buckingham- HB coming up in days you as World Champion will team up with Paul Mad Dog Soutter and face in round 1 a man you have a big rival with Frostbite and Terrasque. Your thoughts please?

HB- I see it this way Soutter is training and doing his work and preparing his way as I have arrived here to get to the Gym, bust my ass here and I am here to eliminate my rival Frostbite and his dog Terrasque.

Sherman Buckingham- Rumor has it that Frostbite is more on taking the World Championship and not focused fully on Tag Team Tournament. Your thoughts?

HB- Cameras come close and Terrasque you especially need to listen to what I am about to say.

( As Cameras come inches from HB's face. )

HB- Terrasque do you really think you can rely on Frostbite. Look at tapes, Look at history, Frostbite only wants one thing and that is to become the World Champion and take me and end my career. Do you really think he is in this to help you? He is in this for himself. He is nothing but a stingy son of a bitch who thinks he is better than the world. Terrasque if I was you and thank God I am not. I would leave frostbite high and dry and walk out before he does it to you. this is not about him this is about my World Championship. So please listen to me as I am telling you nothing but truth. But if you think you can take me down then don't listen to me and you and Frosty will get the ass kicking of your careers, and be eliminated as fast as your head will spin.

Sherman Buckingham- That there just summed up everything in one. Any final comments HB before we let you head off to Forsyth Barr Stadium?

HB- Frostbite remember your time is coming and I am putting an end to you and terrasque remember what I said, and prepare for the beating of your life. I will see you at Forsyth Stadium boys.

Sherman Buckingham- Thank You HB and best of luck to you and Soutter at the Anzac Cup.

( cameras shut down and the guys HB, Steven and Powerhouse head to a limo to Forsyth Stadium )

[vastrix]

Backstage, Tarrasque is in a weight room. He bench presses far more than an ordinary man of his build should be able to lift.

TARRASQUE: Me team with Frostbite. Face Soutter and...Hell’s Bouncer? Really?

Tarrasque sets the weight down onto the holder and sits up with a wide grin.

TARRASQUE: Frostbite, remember me from. Let me think. UCW? We play back then. We play now. Bouncer say you only want World title. Then why you in tag team tournament? Why you struggle against Hell’s Bouncer?

CAMERAMAN: Hey, Tarrasque? He’s World champion. Didn’t you see where Henry said that Frostbite only wants in the match to be able to eliminate Henry as a threat and seize the title?

Tarrasque blinks in confusion.

CAMERAMAN: Henry Brown. You know, Hell’s Bouncer’s name.

Tarrasque nods his head, but you can tell that he’s sort of either in disbelief and/or confused.

TARRASQUE: And Hell’s Bouncer. Him champion. Frostbite him rival. For World title…

Tarrasque just throws his head back and laughs like this is the funniest thing that he’s heard in a long time.

CAMERAMAN: Yes. Uhhh. Paul Soutter is in this match too.

Tarrasque shrugs.

TARRASQUE: Me no know him. How Frostbite and Hell’s Bouncer rivals for title? How come no one tell me about SWAT so me can come crush everyone?

CAMERAMAN: You haven’t properly wrestled in years. How do we know that you can even compete at the level of Frostbite and Henry Brown?

Tarrasque stands up, getting into the camera’s lense up close and personal. It’s pretty clear that he’s pissed at the cameraman.

TARRASQUE: Me am the strongest there is! Me could defeat Hell’s Bouncer with me penis alone. Me defeat Frostbite before. Me defeat Bouncer before. Me will win. There no other way around this.

CAMERAMAN: As I have said before, it’s been years since you have been in the ring. How do you know that you still have it?

TARRASQUE: Me always train! Me always ready!

Tarrasque lays back and begins lifting the weights again. This time putting more effort into it, like he’s trying to throw the weights away from him so much that he tosses them into the air and catches the bar as it comes back. His spotter nervously backs away.

SPOTTER: I don’t think what you’re doing is a good idea, man.

Tarrasque sets the weight back onto the stand and sits back up again. This time so he can wipe sweat away with a towel.

TARRASQUE: Me know what good idea. Me know. Frostbite, you am partner. Work with me or me break you like before. Bouncer…

Tarrasque just can’t do it. He breaks out into laughter once again.

TARRASQUE: Me no can do it. Me can’t talk trash about Hell’s Bouncer. Like giving threats to children! Soutter, me will have break you. Me can’t break Bouncer. Me can’t take easy way out of match.

CAMERAMAN: I don’t think you understand that Henry Brown is World champion now. He could probably defeat you.

Tarrasque rolls his eyes like a teenager being told to lower the volume on a television set.

TARRASQUE: We have agree and disagree.

CAMERAMAN: Agree to disagree?

TARRASQUE: Yes. That.

CAMERAMAN: I’m so fucking out of here.

The feed fades to black as Tarrasque goes back to lifting weights.

[SWAT Team]

(Team Fairtex is in their lockerroom all prepared for their opening round match against their wives The Hired Killers. They have a look of apprehension but they now what they have to do in order to advance to the next round. The lockerroom door opens and Glamourous Glenda enters.)

Tong Fairtex: "Glenda what can we do for you."

Glamourous Glenda: "I'm just here to ask you about your opening round opponents The Hired Killers."

Tong Fairtex: "Oh you mean our wives."

Glamourous Glenda: "Yeah them."

Tong Fairtex: "We're not worried about facing them since we know each other and we're quite tight."

Phantom Fairtex: "Didn't you just say you were a bit worried earlier....."

(Tong Fairtex kicks him in the shin.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Oww!"

Glamourous Glenda: "You really feeling that."

Tong Fairtex: "That was just us being us. The truth is we'll face anyone in this tournament whether it's our wives or this Team SWAT or whoever else is in the tournament that actually bothers to show up. We're going to be going hard and full steam ahead in order to be Anzac Cup Champions for the second time in three years."

Phantam Fairtex: "You see last year was an abomination. It was something we intend to put behind us and we're going to wipe the bad taste out of our mouths just like Joe Pesci after he eats his mother's cooking."

Glamourous Glenda: "Actually he loves his mother's cooking."

Phantam Fairtex: "We have video that says otherwise."

Tong Fairtex: "He's just kidding. However, like my brother mentioned last year was an abomination since our loss to VVV and that goofball that thinks he's a dancing circus chimp was a fluke. Now where are those two.....Yeah nowhere to be found and where are we? We're still here and we're not leaving anytime soon."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah and we're The Team of the Future. We're not the past or present teams we're THE FUTURE and we're going to go all the way and prove it. If it means we go against our wives so be it."

Glamourous Glenda: "So how did you become The Tong Dynasty and if you wrestle your wives does that mean your Dynasty is dead."

(Team Fairtex looks at each other astonished.)

Tong Fairtex: "Like excuse us. We're not a dynasty and yes we admit that's what wrestling is and that's full of dynasties. I mean you have The Hart's The Phoenix's and Carpenter, The Dragons, The Guerrero's, Mysterios, The Anderson's, The Shiro's and The Fairtex's etc. Well known wrestling families. They feuded with each other time after time but did their dynasties die...."

Phantam Fairtex: "No way and no how and they still live on."

Tong Fairtex: "Forever."

Glamourous Glenda: "Well how were you preparing for your wives."

Tong Faitex: "With the same intensity that we always do when it comes to our opponents."

Glamourous Glenda: "So you won't treat them differently."

Phantam Fairtex: "No and just in case you don't believe us we have our Uber expensive high powered divorce lawyer....."

Tong Fairtex: "Our what?"

Phantam Fairtex: "I was going to tell you about that in case we won."

(Tong slaps his head and groans.)

Phantam Fairtex: "Look at all the high profile divorces....."

Tong Fairtex: "You better hope that our wives don't decide to have a talk with him or he'll be six feet under."

Glamourous Glenda: "That would be them. Anyway, you think Jade's going to be on a mission to send a message to GM 'Queen' Lynn Brewster after she did to her sister and then proceeded to steal her title."

Tong Fairtex: "That's not surprising and be assured about this. We're going to also want to take it out on the competitors for what they did to our wives."

(Phantam slams his fist into his palm his expression ugly.)

Phantam Fairtex: "After what Lynn did to my wife she better not be a part of the tournament or I'm going to really beat her up."

Tong Fairtex: "Calm down Phantam."

Glamourous Glenda: "Did you know Bro Code is also in the tournament."

Phantam Fairtex: "Oh you mean those fake tag team champions from close to two years ago or was it months ago."

Tong Fairtex: "See what did we tell you. Bro Code never stayed around as if they weren't good enough to be in SWAT unlike us who stayed and continued to wrestle no matter how small the roster was. Bro Code we hate your guts and still do after you stole our tag team titles....Yeah we said it and you didn't hear wrong our tag team titles...."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah and your pal declares this stupid war on Mutants and calls himself a king. Well in our opinion you're nothing but court jesters who are undeserving of this prestigious tournament. Well if we meet and that's going to be a miracle seeing you're too stupid to know if your wrestling normal wrestlers or mutants from a Marvel Comic or an X-Men movie or some television show. Everyone else looks committed and it will be a miracle if you actually are."

Glamourous Glenda: "You think you'll win this whole tournament."

Tong Fairtex: "We have a good chance since we're a true cohesive unit. Forget Bro Code and all the others. We're a real brotherly team and
we know each other and we practice each and every day. Team Fairtex shall be the once and future Anzac Cup Champions and if the others don't like what we say then they aren't excellent. Let's go bruh."

Phantam Fairtex: "Right with you bruh."

(They leave the lockerroom.)

Glamourous Glenda: "back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

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(The Hired Killers have a couple of boxes that are wrapped up and ready to be delivered but for whom is anyone's guess. Glamourous Glenda comes by and sees the packages.)

Glamourous Glenda: "Those are beautifully wrapped up. Who are they for."

Jade: "Oh just a couple of gifts for someone close to us."

Glamourous Glenda: "You mean for your husbands."

Jade: "Did our husbands tip you off."

Glamourous Glenda: "No....I mean why would they do that if they don't even know what's in those boxes let alone who they are for."

Kim: "Oh it's for that special someone who thinks they are better than us. Well these nice expensive gifts shall prove otherwise."

Glamourous Glenda: "Tonight you're going to be facing your husbands in what could be a classic encounter."

Jade: "Only because it involves the first ever husbands vs. wives match up. I guess all that predicting this would probably happen actually did."

Glamourous Glenda: "Yeah it obviously has. So how do you plan on going aboutn this Jade."

Jade: "We're going to be going about it in our usual way and that's no breaks for anyone that includes our husbands Team Fairtex. Nobody gets a break with us no matter who it is."

Glamourous Glenda: "They did sound apprehensive and a bit concerned about facing you seeing you were married to them."

Kim: "Yeah that's typical but as you can see one of us shall move on and the other team's going to be eliminated."

Glamourous Glenda: "You know they were the 2017 Anzac Cup winners."

Kim: "Yeah and if we win we'll be the 2019 Anzac Cup winners if we beat the rest of the field of competitors."

Jade: "Luckily we don't look ahead of our competiton."

Glamourous Glenda: "Speaking of which did you look ahead past GM 'Queen' Lynn Brewster when you defended your title against her."

(A dark look crosses Jade's face as she slowly and ominously removes her glasses her expression ugly and ominous.)

Jade: "I never looked ahead of any opponent even GM 'Queen' Lynn Brewster. You see Lynn did what any desperate individual would do and that's win without actually earning the victory. She wanted a cheap victory over me. Well she found out that I don't come cheap and I don't go down without a fight. Yeah using a fireball is really a great way to earn a victory. Now you're going to find out how it feels to be the target and not the hitwoman."

Glamourous Glenda: "You still plan on a rematch."

Jade: "Sooner or later she's going to have to give me my rematch and when she does Brewster's going to find out how it feels to gain a title only to lose it. However, right now I'm focusing on the tournament and The Hired Killers are focusing on being the first women's tag team to win the cup."

Glamourous Glenda: "There's also 'The Irish Bombshells' who look like they aren't getting along. Then there's 'The She Devils' Jasmine and Jewel and mixed teams like New Way Forward and Blaze Freya and Kaden Vossk which could also make history for being the first ever mixed tag teams as well to win the tournament."

Kim: "Either way history is going to be made and we plan on being the ones making history even if it's at the expense of our husbands Team Fairtex."

Glamourous Glenda: "Who do you think you'll be facing next if you win."

Jade: "Doesn't matter to us as long as we have an opponent....."

(Two personnel come by.)

Jade: "Excuse us. Can we ask you to do something for us."

Male Personnel #1: "Sure."

Jade: "Can you deliver these packages for us."

(She hands them an envelope.)

Jade: "This is for you to show our appreciation."

Male Personnel #1: "Thanks. We'll deliver it immediately."

Kim: "Careful it's fragile."

Male Personnel #1: "We'll handle it with care ma'am."

(They each take one of the packages and leave."

Kim: "Hard to find good help these days."

Jade: "Yeah but right now we have some business to take care of if you'll excuse us."

(They leave.)

Glamourous Glenda: "Well back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

[Timeless]

[Switch to the locker room, and we see Timeless and RoxyLishus. Roxy looks like a million dollars, short short short pants, they may as well be a g string, and a top, that is about to disintegrate thru them huge melons bursting thru them. Timeless, he looks even better, hair immaculate, suit on with no shirt under it, muscles gleaming.]

Roxylishus : I can’t believe that f’n tart Candy! Who did she freakin’ marry to be a Lishus?

Timeless : Huh?

Roxylishus : Last week, on Battleground! Candace in here proclaiming to be Candace lishus! What a crock!

Timeless : Candace who?

Roxylishus : God damn it Alex! Pay attention. Candace Morelli. Wife of Joey Morelli, you’re tag team partner for this years Cup according to Joe Pesci.

Timeless : Fuck these Cups. First it was Daniel Collins, you made me team with him. He got his, my life long foe. Christian Sebastian Kennedy next, we went all the way to the final last year, and he DROPPED THE FREAKEN BALL! Then, ran off and cut himself some, skitzed out on all who supported him, and never been seen from since.

Roxylishus : That happens to everyone who tries to hang with us babe, they look at you, and look at me, (puffs out her chest) and look at you, and just give up, and who could blame them.

Timeless : Not me.

Roxylishus : Well, this Candy can go cut herself with the rest, calling herself a Lishus, biting trollep!

[Timeless’ phone starts to ring a video call.]

Timeless : Hello. It’s me. No, it’s You. It’s me .... the future You!

Timeless : Future me?

Timeless : Yes, you know we are the master of time and space, it the future you!

Timeless : Wow! You look incredible!

Timeless : Of course we do, pfft. So, this is very dangerous, you can not know too much about your future, but i need to tell you something.

Timeless : What?! What is it!? (demands Young Timeless)

Timeless : This team with Joey Morelli and yourself.

Timeless : What of it?

Timeless : You two, you are set to break all ground before you, you are about to begin a new era.

Timeless : A new Era?

Timeless : YES! Keep up! [Bruno Mars gif] The Hellhounds. Kilroy Evans & Andrew Karnage. The Connection!!! Teams fabled in the history of time, teams that can’t come close to what you and Morelli will accomplish!

Timeless : Really?

Timeless : Really!

Timeless : Ok, thanks dude.

Timeless : Thank You! You have the World at your feet. I can not tell you much more, but remember, you and Morelli, are set for the Promise Land, together, you two can be ANYTHING!!!

[Timeless hangs up and Timeless smiles to himself and puts his own phone back in his suit pocket.]

Timeless : Anzac Cup, come at me!

Roxylishus : What? What about this Jezebel Candy trying to be ME!?

Timeless : No one can be you gorgeous. Let her try and call herself a Lishus, everyone saw you on Married at First Site get the name!

Roxylishus : So you want to make it work with Morelli?

Timeless : We have no choice! It’s Destiny! He and i, we are destined for greatness. You heard him ... ME! The Cup is just the beginning. We are the new measuring stick. We are the future, and the present, we are the SHIT!

Roxylishus : But what about HER?

Timeless : Who?

Roxylishus : Candy!

Timeless : I couldn’t give a stuff about her, and neither will you! Morelli and I will be the new force in wrestling, so shall it be written, so shall it come to pass. You will jump on board, and i don’t want to hear another word about it.

Roxylishus : Ok, you’re the boss. What about these She Devils?

Timeless : She what?

Roxylishus : She Devils. Our opponents Round 1.

Timeless : She? They are .... girls?

Roxylishus : Half girls, half demons apparently.

Timeless : What else do we know about them?

Roxylishus : 90% titties, that’s Jewel. 2nd best rack in SWAT!

Timeless : Wow! From you that’s a compliment! I’ll have to check em out, first hand!

Roxylishus : I could beat them skeezers, let alone you and Morelli.

Timeless : With the future me being a voice of what is to come, does that make me somewhat of a prophet Foxy Roxy?

Roxylishus : More of a god i would think.

Timeless : Devil God to these She Demons we be facing! I will dedicate this match to the all historic scoop slam, and use that move, and that move only in our match.

Roxylishus : Are you sure, i mean the one move only thing is fun on Battleground, but this is the Anzac Cup! This is, according to your future self, the start of something special.

Timeless : Something Special because o f who i AM! Not who i could be or should be, who i AM!! Morelli gets it, he and i have come together at this point in time, not for we might be, but for what we ARE!

And who i am, is every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!

The Ultimate Male Supreme!

A god damn Wrestling Machine!!!

Jay Kay voice over : “From another Galaxy.”

Roxylishus : Send me into Hyperspace baby!

Timeless : Un fade able.

[Lucky Linda]

”Come on baby, give me the heads, let Lady Luck smile on me for once in my life” pleads one of the job guys, Brian Acres. They are backstage in catering, and there is a game of two up going on, an old war gambling game played by the veterans of old, where they toss two coins at once.

Linda is watching by, amused, and gently rests her palm on the shoulder of Acres as they toss the coins up in the air and both fall down in slow motion on the heads side, and Acres is gobsmacked that he actually won. Linda smiles at him kindly then moves away from the herd, the camera following her. “Lady Luck smiles down on everyone once in their life, even a miserable Brian Miles imposter like Acres back there gets to have at least one moment in the sun.”

“What an honour it is to be here in SWAT and competing for the prestigious Anzac Cup. This is the summit of Tag Team wrestling, and Avery MCullen and myself, the Irish Rose Bombshells are the Summit of Tag Teams”. Linda ponders for a moment, smiling in her thoughts. “There seems to have been some confusion as to who Avery was teaming with, with her husband Mark Maddox asking her to team with him.”

Linda pauses, thinking for a second, and then a ‘screw it’ expression comes on her face. “I spoke with Mr Pesci and clarified who was teaming with who, he assured me Maddox was signed to team with Calum and myself and Avery were tagging. Now, if that’s an issue with Avery or Maddox, that’s fine by me. Maybe Mark knew all along he was teaming with Calum and asked Avery like some fool telling his wife sweet nothings and she is dumb enough to just agree when he says he is home late, like when he was telling the world he is the ladies man and running around with the trash groupies of the wrestling world, and she smiles and thinks he was doing some extra training.”

Linda shakes her head in disappointment. “Avery and I have discussed this stuff over and over, i was an ear for her to vent her frustrations, and here we are on the cusp on Tag Team Immortality and about to become the first Women to win this tourney, and she seems more interested in catering to her husband Mark.” Linda grimaces with disappointment. “Get your head on straight Avery, that guy doesn’t care about you, only himself.”

“Calum, you are a great wrestler, one of the best in the world, it will be my privilege to enter the ring with the likes of you, and i know i can go toe to toe with you, something inside my head, tells me you know it too!” Linda winks to the camera “That’s the difference between you and your partner Mark, he is such a buffoon, that he thinks he can walk right past me, try and create a wedge between Avery and I and that it will help him, a true loving husband would be offering to help HER! To step aside and support his much superior wife, but he wants to mess with her head. Well, two can play at that game, watch your back Calum, you have just been over looked by your Bar Code brother, he doesn’t even know your his partner, i hope there is a refund on them bar code tattoos, or they wash off, stupid name anyway, you don’t want to be some terminator type slave with a bar code imprinted on you.” Linda stops herself and has a little chuckle, her thoughts getting ahead of her “I can see it right now, Mark Maddox walking through the check out and it picks up his tattoo and the price blaring on the register, $2.99!”

“$2.99!!” Shouts Linda. “Too be sure a rip off and over priced!”

“Bar Code!” Linda states. “I hope you’re feeling lucky. I hope you are ready for the fight of your life, because that is what we are bringing to you, so you better ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk!?”

“Avery. I got your back.” Shot cuts and we switch too ....

[jewel1]

( We the She Devils here in New Zealand preparing for the first debut match. Our original debut where now myself and Jasmine will take part in beating down the team known as Chianti. Jewel and Jasmine in an Anzac Cup T shirts and black training tights preparing and planning our debut like it was suppose to be )

Jewel- I do not get it, we lose to Irish Bombshells knowing that HB told the staff and Owners that we will debut at Anzac Cup, but its fine they are going to see an all out woman's team decimate Timeless and Joey Morelli, known as Chianti.

Jasmine- I understand that but now people are going to see and witness the power I possess in the ring that everyone has waited for a long time for. And with you already having some in ring experience and my background we I believe can go far in this tournament.

Jewel- What I do not understand is if it comes down to Soutter and HB v She Devils as HB is calling it teachers v students. HB better not overlook us because yes he has taught me the ropes and teaching you but he overlooks us him and Soutter will rue the day.

Jasmine- Well lets not worry about them we need to focus on the first match we have with Chianti. What kind of name does that give hell She Devils they best worry about because in a second they either are going to end up with your finisher or our team finisher. Super Powerbomb off the top rope. I hold them up in the air on top and you on mat bringing them down Shield Wise but our Powerbomb will be Devilish.

Jewel- Oh we have this in the hat I am ready and prepared for whatever comes our way and IF we get another rematch with Irish Bombshells I will tell you that it will be different when we destroy them to. They are on the hit list for a beating.

Jasmine- I got my background and Powerhouse, HB's brother is letting me use the Superkick and I been learning and putting that to perfection as good as Powerhouse made it.

Jewel- We are down to days before the big event and I am ready are you ready Jasmine my girl?

Jasmine- more than you ever know.

Jewel- Lets get back to training and some running and go to the arena with our trainers and perfect our finishers.

Jasmine- Lets do this.

( as the she devils back in training as they are doing laps around a football field then headed to the arena with trainers to work out and prepare for the Anzac Cup Tournament. And during the stops they take pictures with younger fans who love to see the debut of she devils and autographs as well for the young fans. )

( As they enter the arena and bump into Hells Bouncer. )

HB- Well ladies I hear you guys are busting your butts preparing for Joey and Timeless I see.

Jewel- We are more than ready in fact we are here to meet our trainers to perfect the finishers we are going to do as single and team finisher.

HB- Well, I hope you both do well out there. I know my partner Paul Soutter has been busting his balls preparing for our match and we will do anything necessary to make sure we end up the winners of Anzac.

Jasmine- HB you know not to bring down your hype and I know you being the World Champion and with Soutter as your partner and boss. I would not overlook She Devils because the move im perfecting my be a family tradition and could cost you from getting to the finals or the trophy. We both will be watching your matches as well. See you soon.

( As Jasmine shoulder bumps HB as she headed to the ring and makes HB drop the Championship. Scene ends and fades as HB looks in anger )

[levithehunter]

Promo 1 the rock city hunters vs the bro code as my partner Johnny rockstar and Stephen Somich and I look to make a debut perfect we couldn’t ask for more as we start our debut in syndicate wrestling in a tournament to see who will get the Anzac cup,
I barely know anyone in here but don’t get me wrong you can judge as by the cover we are the rock city hunters and we are looking to prove why we will be best the tag team y’all will ever see.
We will be the team to advance to the next round whoever this bro code team is y’all don’t have a chance in hell with a name like that y’all better try harder before you get your asses kicked cause we ain’t messing around we are here for reasons we were scouted by the scouters here and got a call to join so we are ready to kick everyone’s ass and beat anyone and everyone

[SWAT Team]

[UFC Remix plays as Tong Fairtex comes to the ringside accompanied by his brother, Phantam Fairtex. They do a brief dance before going to each corner to say a brief prayer before going to their corner jumping up and down slapping their body, chest and face glaring as they are introduced.]

Frank Salazar : Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a first round Anzac Cup match!!! Introducing first, the 2017 Anzac Cup winners, hailing from Bangkok, Thailand and coming in at a combined weight of 470 lbs .... TONG AND PHANTAM FAIRTEX ... TEAM FAIRTEX!!!

Frank Salazar : And introducing their opponents, hailing from Bangkok, Thailand, and coming in at a combined weight of 300 lbs ... THE HIRED KILLERS .... JADE AND KIM!!!!

["Street Fight (On the Sunset Strip)" By Guns N' Roses plays and Jade comes to the ring slowly and ominously accompanied by her twin sister Kim. They jump on the ring apron and do a sunset flip kip up before standing in the center of the ring looking slowly from side to side before slowly and ominously taking off their dark shades and placing them in their trenchcoat and slowly and ominously taking off her trenchcoat glaring as they slowly go to the corners continuing then both turn and come face to face with their husbands.]

Jeremy Tucker : Here we go folks, opening match up of the 2019 Anzac Cup, pitting the Hired Killer against their husbands, Team Fairtex.

Andrew Fulton : IS this SWAT of Jerry Springer Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Tong and Jade to start it off, and Collar and elbow Tie up, Tong delivers an over the hip Sideheadlock takeover. Jade kips up, and hip tosses Tong, she puts an arm wringer on him and tags his wife Kim in and she heads to the top rope and drops a pointy elbow into the shoulder while Tong is still in the arm ringer.

Andrew Fulton : Kim with a Mexican arm drag, and then a lightning suplex, another.

Jeremy Tucker : A 3rd! Three lightning suplexes to Tong, Phantam is yelling for the tag, but Kim clocks him one too, and sends him sailing to the floor, Kim is a house a fire!

Andrew Fulton : Code Red Arm breaker by Kim, she is yelling at Tong to tap, i guess we can see who wears the pants in this marriage Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Tong makes the ropes and we get a break, Kim with a side headlock on Tong, but Tong lifts her up and drops her with a belly to back suplex, then hits a t-bone suplex.

Andrew Fulton : Kim was sent to the hospital last week on Battleground after a hennas attack at the hands of Lynn Brewster, and she is looking to be feeling the effects of that now.

Jeremy Tucker : It was a hellacious match for the Amazons Belt with Jade, and Brewster had no right to put her hands on Kim, she was out merely to wish her sister well, and they had made it perfectly clear she would not be involved in the match.

[Tong tags in Phantam and he delivers a pile driver to Kim, and then taunts his wife Jade on the outside.]

Andrew Fulton : How many times have they said before they would not interfere, i don’t blame Brewster one bit for getting the first shot in, and hey, it worked, she is the new Champ.

Jeremy Tucker : Atomic drop by Phantom to Kim and he holds on and plants her with a side Russian Leg Sweep.

Andrew Fulton : I saw a side Bangkok leg sweep once, let me tell you, that was something to witness.

Jeremy Tucker : Do you have to be so gross man, really?

Andrew Fulton : I’m not the one who is from Bangkok. These Thai’s Jerry, i’m telling you, it’s a crazy world out there.

Jeremy Tucker : Kim rolls backwards out of the leg sweep, and sommersaults to her corner and tags in Jade. Here we go, husband and wife showdown again!

Andrew Fulton : Jade hits the ring, a wild left to Phantam, drops him, Tong runs in and he wears a big left too.

Jeremy Tucker : Drop kick from Jade to both of them at once! She is fired up Fulton! Looks like she wants to make a statement after just dropping the Amazons belt last show.

Andrew Fulton : Jade with a bubba slam on Tong!

Jeremy Tucker : Tilt a whirl backbreaker to Phantom, this one is breaking loose. Kim hits the ring as well and its all four of them now, two twin brothers, two twin sisters, all married to each other, all duking it out to advance to the next round.

Andrew Fulton : I saw a similar brother sister act when i was in Thailand.

Jeremy Tucker : You weren’t talking so tough when the Hired Killers were with us on commentary last show Fulton. Kim and Jade both throw their husbands into the ropes and hit simultaneous super kicks.

Andrew Fulton : The girls going to the top rope, they both launch and the brothers roll out of the way.

Jeremy Tucker : Tong with a gut wrench suplex on Kim.

Andrew Fulton : Phantam with a Roaring bicycle kick off ropes!

Jeremy Tucker : The brothers high five and Phantom covers Jade, One .................. Two ..... Kim breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Kim with a death valley driver on Phantam! Devastating manoeuvre!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Kim ..... One ...................... Two ..... Tong breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : Tong locks a sharp shooter on Kim She is in a world of hurt.

Jeremy Tucker : Jade breaks the hold with a bulldog to Tong! She then plants him with a F5 and makes the cover, hooks the leg, this could be IT! One ............................. Two ...................... Phantam breaks the count.

Andrew Fulton : I thought that was it Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Both teams giving their all here in this opening encounter, what a night we have in store for us if this continues! Phantam grabs Jade ..... Billion Dollar Bust!!!! Phantam cinches in a modified Million Dollar Dream! He’s got it tight! This is it, no one gets out of THAT!

Andrew Fulton : Jade is fading ...... Kim with the save!!! She broke the hold with a jumping knee strike to the back of Phantams head! Follows up with an Olympic slam!!! Kim now with the cover!!!

Jeremy Tucker : One ......................... Two ........................ Tong breaks the cover. Man! This is unbelievable! Tong hooks Kim, Tong applies and cinches in a Giant Octopus/Tazzmission combination and continues relentlessly clamping down tighter .... there is no where for Kim to go!

Andrew Fulton : TAP!! TAPPP!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Tong relentless with the Bangkok lock!!! Jade goes to break the hold and Phantam spears her .... and THATS IT!!! KIM just submitted!!! What a battle!

Andrew Fulton : The brothers advance! But will they pay for that later tonight when they get home!

Jeremy Tucker : No chance, the Hired Killers are true professionals, and they may have lost this battle, but they know there are many more in front of them, as for the Fairtex brothers, what a win!! They advance to round TWO!!!

[UFC Remix hits and Tong and Phantam both help their wives to there feet, and they have a group hug as Frank announces the winners.]

Frank Salazar : Winners of the match and advancing to the next round .... TEAM FAIRTEX!!!!

[SWAT Team]

Narrator: Picture it! Sicily, 1922. An attractive peasant girl who has saved her lire embarks on a glorious vacation to a Crimean...nah, just kidding. This isn't Golden Girls and my cleints, Joey Morelli and his loveiy wife Candice Morelli are a FAR cry from Sophia, Blanche, Dorothy or spaced-out Rose. They are more the "IT Couple of Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition", no matter what his equally as spaced-out as Rose, partner for the Anzac Cup in New Zealand at Forsyth Barr Stadium, Timeless" Alex Turner says. Face it..anything that "simple minded", (yes you can quote me on that) beach bum says is suspect at best. Him thinking my client and him winning the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition 2019 Anzac Cup Tournament is a sure thing is however a step in the right direction of entering adulthood before the age of forty-five..and besides..have you seen them tits on Roxylishus? Can you say Tit-a-lishus? Enough said on that one.



My job? Well it's pretty simple..I am in the business of Keeping it Simple Stupid, not to be mistaken for kissing ass like most of you degenerates do at your job. Fucking sheep. Every ass one of you. You know who the fuck you are. No? Just take along ass look in the mirror. How dare you think you can stop the inevitable..my client and his Bo Duke looking partner to my client's Luke Duke brain, from winning the Anzac Cup. Why are we here? Why are you all wasting OUR time. Just take the cup..engrave "The Morelli's & The Mindless'" on where it says wimner and be done with this whole fucking sham. The lot of ya'. 


I guess I should set the scene for you since that shit doesn't seem to set itself. This is what we call a segment. My client is in his backyard at the Morelli Compound. He is reliving the last Battleground in his mind and how his uncle Joe Pesci blind-sided him about not only re-joining Chianti but making him team with "Timeless" Alex Turner. His thoughts are broken by the sweet voice of his wife and better half, Candice. Candice wraps her arms around his waist.


Candice Morelli: What's going on in that head of yours and what are you building? Inquiring minds want to know.


[Candice smiles and looks into his hazel eyes. Joey smiles and stares into her eyes.]


Narrator: Joey Morelli seems to be building some kind of contraption of some sort.


Joey Morelli: A time machine.


Candice Morelli: A time machine? (She giggles then plays a little with his hair) What on earth would you need a time machine for?


Joey Morelli: I am teaming with a guy that goes by the nickname of "Timeless", babe, so I'm trying to get right with the program. I mean Uncle Joe did put us together. I need to get back in good with the family. 


Candice Morelli: I think he's supposed to journey ahead of time.


Joey Morelli: I know and if I built this puppy right I should be right there beside him. Isn't it something else?


Candice Morelli: Oh, yeah..it's something all right. Babe, listen..I know how you want to get back on the good gracious of Uncle Joe, but do you really think you can build a time machine and it's going to work?


Joey Morelli: Think? I KNOW it's gonna' work!


Candice Morelli: Really? Who did you have help build it?


Joey Morelli: The kids.


Candice Morelli: Kids? Whose kids? Our kids?


Joey Morelli: Yeah.


Candice Morelli: But, babe, our twins are only six!


Joey Morelli: I know. The thingamajig said so easy even a Six year old can do it!


Candice Morelli: What thingamajig? 


Joey Morelli: The book over there.


[Camera focuses on a book that reads, "Building a Time Machine From Scratch for Dummies" in big black letters and "So easy a 6 year old can do it" in small red letters.]


[Candice laughs to herself.]


Candice Morelli: Okay, babe..good luck with that. Dinner is almost ready in the mean time. We will eat as soon as Uncle Joe gets here.


Joey Morelli: Did you make my meat gravy? I've been so wrapped up in the time machine I completely forgot.


Candice Morelli: Yes-


Joey Morelli: You cut the garlic with a razor blade like in my cookbook, right?


Candice Morelli: Yes, baby. Don't worry. Everything will be fine. I did it step by step just like you taught me. Your Uncle is going to love it.


Joey Morelli: Okay, thanks babe. Let me try and see if this baby fires up then I'll be right in.


Candice Morelli: Sounds good. The boys are playing at the neighbors across the street, so if you see them, tell them dinner is almost ready, and time to come home and wash up.


Joey Morelli: We'll do.


[Candice leaves the scene and Joey steps inside the time machine.]


Narrator: At this point Candylishus..(clears his throat) Excuse me..Candice..goes into the house and Joey is inside the time machine thinking it's going to just fire up at the pull of one lever.  One of the twins..they look the same so I can't tell them apart..comes and knocks on the door of the machine. Joey opens the door..


Joey Morelli: Hey, son..go get washed up for supper. Your Uncle Joe is coming by for dinner.


Twin #1: Do I have to , Dad? I want to see if this thing actually works.


Joey Morelli: Of course it will. Why would it NOT work?


Narrator: Twin #1 turns to Joey and notices his dad is eating a bag of Chianti Chips....Brought to you by: Joe Pesci Brand potato chips- the chip that won't fuck you in the drive thru!". 

Twin #1: Because it was our first time me, you and Twin #2 built anything together. Hey, Dad..what kind of chips do you have there? 


Joey Morelli: Why, son #1..it's a bag of Chianti Chips..


Narrator: My que..Brought to you by: Joe Pesci Brand Potato Chips.."funny how? How are these chips funny. What are these clown chips?"..


Twin #1: Chianti Chips..Gee, Dad. I know I'm not suppose to eat before dinner-


Joey Morelli: Why is that?


Twin #1: So I don't spoil my appetite-


Joey Morelli: That's right..very good!


Twin #1 But may I try these great looking potato chips?


Joey Morelli: These Chianti Chips. (Smiles and shows off the bag to the camera giving off the vibe he's happy with himself.) Of course you can. Here.


Narrator: Hands Twin #1 the bag of Chianti Chips..


Joey Morelli: Now wait a minute..let's fire this thing up before you try them.


Twin #1: Okay. How do we do that?


Joey Morelli: I'll go inside and flip the lever for about twenty seconds.


Twin #1: Okay, Dad. Sounds good to me.


Narrator: Joey goes inside the hand-built time machine and proudly pulls the lever. He then begins a count down to twenty. Twin #2 runs out from inside the house and tries to steal Twin #1's bag of Joe Pesci Brand Potato Chips: Chianti Chips. Twin #1 trips Twin #2 into the time machine and Twin #2 accidentally gets tangled up, sending the time machine into a twenty second shaking frenzy.


Joey Morelli: It's working!


[Candice comes out from the house.]


Candice Morelli: What are you two doing? Shouldn't you both be in there washing up for the family dinner?


Twin #1: I'm helping Dad, mom.


Candice Morelli: Okay, but don't eat any of those Chianti Chips. It might ruin your appetite!


Twin #1: I won't mom. I promise.


Narrator: Candice shoes Twin #2 back into the house and you hear the door shut. About this time old man Doherty comes flying over into the Morelli back yard.


Narrator: Old man Doherty is pretty crusty. He dresses like he just got out of a senior citizen home. Picture #BroCodes, Jimmy Blast..yeah that old.


Old Man Doherty: Hey, aren't you that rebel-rouser who is always playing in my yard?


Twin #1: No, sir. It must have been my twin brother..Twin #2. I'm the good one. I need to go wash up for our family dinner.


Old Man Doherty: Must have been. You run along ahead. Oh, and hand me that bag of Chianti Chips young whippersnapper, you'll ruin your appetite.


Narrator: Twin #1 regretfully hands the bag of Chianti Chips to Old Man Doherty and strolls off inside the house so he doesn't get caught.


Narrator: Joey thinks the time machine works. He comes out and is elated to see Old Man Doherty. He runs over to him and snatches him up off his feet with a hug.


Joey Morelli: Oh my god, Twin #1. It worked. You're so...so..old!


Narrator: Old Man Doherty is just standing there with a perplexed look on his face. The camera focuses on the bag of chips and fades out after I wrap this promo up into a tiny little bow.


Speaking of tits..what about the chi-chi's on Jewel, one of my client's first round opponents at the Anzac Cup, live, from the Forsyth Barr Stadium in New Zealand on the XHF Network? Her teammate Jasmine has a big set of tits as well. How's that for a fucking scouting report? 


The She-Devils? Not really an original name but neither is Jewel or Jasmine. They are more like stripper names and let's be honest as fuck..If they didn't dance on poles for a living in their prior profession, we wouldn't be talking about them now. Is Chianti really supposed take these two "ladies", and trust me, I use that word loosely as fuck, seriously? Why? What makes them so special? Not a mother fucking thing.


Dime a dozen. Novelty Act. One dimensional. Tits and ass. All things I'd say when trying to break down my client's  opponent..literally and figuratively. I pretty much nailed these parts of the promo, didn't I?


Anzac Cup 2019 winners..Chianti..Joey Morelli and 'Timeless' Alex Turner. Is that just not the best way to end this promo?

[Promo fades to the Joey Morelli logo and hand picked song for his opponent]

[frostbite]

A gorgeous backdrop of the New Zealand sky as the sun is just going behind the clouds, however the humidity is a killer it feels as though it must be 120 plus. We switch the scene to the arena after as fans are still piling into the arena as the Anzac Cup tournament is underway. Certainly Joe Pecci, must be please with tonight's turnout. As the fan are entering the building a loud noise is heard from off in the distance as it quickly grabs their attention as smoke is in the air and whatever it is coming at a fast pace. Our SWAT cameras catch someone on a motorcycle coming upon the arena about 100 miles plus. As this person had on a black leather jacket and blue jeans and black boots, and yes for the record the person is wearing a blue helmet. The motorcycle continues to race toward the arena as it approaches it spots the parking lot as they make a sharp left turn as they speed there at 100 more miles per hour as we can see smoke coming from the tailpipe until they see the backstage door as they quickly put on the brakes as a hard screeching noise as the bike comes to a complete stop. This person gets off the bike as the slowly take off their helmet.

Crowd... YEÈEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHBH!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton.. Frostbite as arrived.

Joe Pecci.. Big damn deal. I hope you got the message last week.

Frostbite grabs a blue bag from the back of the bike as he slings it over his left shoulder with an intense look in his blue eyes walking towards the back door. As he is a few feet away from the corner of his eye comes a recent headed young man wearing a checkered red and white shirt with tan pants and brown hush puppies, he had thin glasses.

Young man.. Excuse Frostbite can I get a word with you.

Frostbite.. What can I help you with. I am busy at the moment. I must get ready for my match. I must meet up with my partner to discuss a few things.

Young man.. I am from a local paper here and wanted to get your thoughts about the tournament.

Frostbite points to the camera..

Frostbite.. Your crew correct..

Young man.. Yes sir, it is.

Frostbite.. What is your name?

Young man.. Ralph.

Frostbite.. Ralph, I am going to do you a solid.

Frostbite reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a couple of bills.

Frostbite.. Ralph why don't you go inside and grab some soda or get something out of the snack machine. I will give your crew a solid interview.

Ralph.. Thank you sir.

He takes the money as he heads inside as Frostbite looks right into the camera with an intense look in his blue eyes.

Frostbite.. Pecci, I know you are out sitting at ringside so I know you are listening. So I want you to hear what I am about to say. On the last show, you thought you pulled the wool over my eyes by having your whore, Joanne Cannelli..

Crowd.. OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Frostbite.. Laying down some bait while you and Bruno were waiting around the corner and the three of you decided to jump me. After you did your damage you walked away and just laughed. Pecci, you thought that would convince that I needed to see the error of my ways. Well Joe, all you prove is that I was right from the very beginning. I need to burn this butch to the ground sooner rather than later. Joe, I saw your the look in that whore eyes, and it was not a look of anger, nope it was a look that she was checking me out. I know your old ass can not satisfy her and she needs a real man. I tell you what, after Tarrasque I win the tournament this evening. Maybe your whore can come back the hotel and I will show her what a real man can do. After I finish pounding her, then you can book a match and I will beat her to a bloody pulp..

Joe Pecci.. That son of a bitch.

Frostbite.. Bruno, I thought you had good sense, I really did. You and I, traveled up and down the highways together in the UCW, kicking ass and taking name. So you and of the three should know how dangerous I really am. You disappoint me. The Bruno that I knew was nobody lackey. But at the end of the day we all make our beds and we must lay in them. The next time I see you, it will be a hospital bed that you will be in, that I promise.

Frostbite turns his head away for just a moment and then turns back to the camera.

Frostbite.. Some I find it rather interested that my partner and I, draw Soutter and Hell's Bouncer in the first round. I am sure that was just by accident.

He laughs before he continues.

Frostbite.. So you believe that Soutter and Henry will get the job done. They will bounce us I the first round. Now I will admit that my last two tournament here have not been what I had hope for, but when you have motivation it makes a big difference. Soutter tonight you are going to pay for your remarks last year. And Pecci..

Frostbite points to the camera..

Frostbite.. Guys come in for a closers look..

The camera zooms in.

Frostbite.. I want you to watch in horror, as I beat your bitch, Soutter within an inch of his life, and after my partner and I do so. I am going to kick him to the floor as he lays at your feet a bloody mess and you will look at me in that ring and you are going to wonder.. What in the he'll did I just get myself into. Hell's Bouncer or Henry Brown or whatever you like to be called. You are right, tonight will be a sample size of what will be in store for you down the road. Henry everybody knows that you are just a pretender to the throne and that you are just another bitch for Soutter and Pecci to push around. You are right I am here to become the world champion. However you are wrong that I do not care about this tournament tonight. The cup is just beginning of me, burning this bitch to the ground. Henry enjoy your fame while it last because your 15 seconds will be up shortly.

He nods his head.

Frostbite., Tarrasque, you and I, have had some battles and yes you have beaten me. But tonight we must be on the same page. When we win this thing, you can take the cup home and drink or it out of it, or do whatever you want with it. But we win this thing, if you still want a piece of the cold hearted bastard then I am ready.

Crowd.. YEÈEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Pecci, while you are out there fuming at my comments. Just remember, you brought this all on yourself.

Frostbite heads toward the back door as he opens it and walks into the arena as the camera fades out.

[Star]

The camera opens and its Katie Moss who has exited an elevator with a cameraman and she’s looking at a set of steps before her. She looks at the cameraman, who simply shrugs, prepared to follow wherever she wants to go. Katie looks over the railing down upon the Forsyth Barr Arena floor far below, but the person, or in this case people, she is looking for are still above her, hiding in a far away nook, trying to find some peace and quiet. Katie looks at the steep stairs that go to the catwalk that links the arena overhead and takes a deep breath. She looks down at her shoes, and realizes her heels might give her trouble so she takes them off and leaves them there and starts the climb up. She goes up about 20 steps and then she turns right and sure enough…..the lead she had got was correct as she’s found Cam Davitt and SWAT GM AND Amazon champion Wildcat Lynn Brewster, known better as Feral Destruction. They had been talking but had stopped when they heard steps on the stairs. Lynn lets out a deep breath.

Lynn: Do you like have a homing beacon on me somewhere? I swear to God, I could be on the far side of the moon and you would still find me.

Katie Moss: I …...can leave you two alone if you like. William told me you were up here.

Lynn: Up here to escape the craziness down there, talking over some last minute strategies without too many ears hearing, and having a place to just….slow things down before we get in that ring.

Katie Moss: Correct me if I’m wrong but I know this is Cam’s first time in the Anzac Cup, what about you Lynn?

Lynn: Mine too.

Katie Moss: Why did you decide to take part this year?

Lynn: A few reasons, and yes the fact I’m GM of this company is one of them. But another is that SWAT has some incredible talent. Yes we hit a bit of a …..well we hit a point where even I was nervous if we would have one more show. But we bounced back and hopefully the current condition will hold up.

Katie Moss: Does it have anything to do with the fact that the women are allowed to enter and take on the men ?

Lynn let’s out a laugh, one that almost sends a chill through the body.

Lynn: That also has A LOT to do with it. Because you see in the past I know a few teams that have women in them have expressed a desire to be in the Anzac Cup, but management the last couple years refused to budge, which was something that I knew had to be changed, especially under my leadership. And look what happened! Look at who we have! We have the She Devils, Hired Killers, Irish Bombshells, and even yours truly, the one and only Feral Destruction!

Katie looks at Cam, who is remarkably calm for someone who has never stepped into a SWAT ring. Katie decides that it's time to see what he thinks.

Katie Moss: Cam, before tonight you never even wrestled in SWAT, why not?

Cam: Not quite my thing. Please, that doesn’t mean I dont think I’m that much better than anyone else here, or anything like that. Its that …..I had been busy in other companies, and plus this was a place that Lynn expressed to me that she liked the fact she was getting ahead, and winning, without a lot of messes needing to be cleaned up, or people interfering when they shouldn't be, things like that. Plus the management was being extremely short sighted and thought that the idea of men taking on women wasn't possible. Although I look at the ladies who are in SWAT and all of them are capable of taking on the men, granted some a great deal more than others. So with the Anzac Cup 2019 history is being made, and one of the premiere teams in all of wrestling is involved.

Katie Moss: I know that you two have been champions in other companies…..how long have you been a team?

Lynn: We have been a team….over twenty years.

Katie lets out a gasp.

Cam: Precisely. Hell it's hard to find anyone who’s been wrestling THAT long, let alone been tag partners with the same person but it's something that we’re proud of. It's what makes us dangerous, makes us deadly. We really can read each other’s mind, know what the other is thinking, and our opponent doesn’t know what has hit them. And given who our opponents are…..

Lynn: Indeed. I left control of this ….event in Mr. Pesci’s hands as I knew I wanted to participate in it, and he understood and who do I get to face first but the man who I would love nothing more than to tear apart piece by piece.

Lynn stops, biting her tongue and she looks at Cam, who barely nods.

Cam: Radu Matei ….you have sunk to a low that …..I thought I had seen them all, all the low down, nasty things people could do but you? You went past that. Not only should you not be allowed in SWAT you shouldn't be allowed in wrestling! And then you had to take a moment that Lynn had been fighting to get for the last year and half, a moment when she was finally on top and steal that away but ….

Lynn: But what the f**beep** ?? Look Jade is far from being my best friend, given my best friend is Cam here, but she didn't deserve that treatment either. Hell if Kim had been unable to tag with her for the Cup, I would have asked Jade to team with me. Why? So we could rip you apart limb for limb, starting where…..it counts!! Because believe me, I’m sure Jade is just as pissed off as I am. I don't know what it will take to get through your pea size brain, but dude, when I took over…..there was SWAT Amazons, which I was the GM of. There was SWAT Europe, which had dismal ticket sales, and there was SWAT Backyard. That's it. Nothing else. Now a decade ago when I was SWAT Womens World champion, there was a SWAT Dixie, but since then SWAT has come and gone a time or two, so this time around? You’ve seriously need to get your brain examined and in fact, after this match? Next time you step into a SWAT event? You better bring me proof from a regular medical doctor AND from a psychologist saying you’re fit to even be in the same building as me. That is…..IF YOU CAN EVEN WALK WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!!!

Cam lays a hand on Lynn’s arm, hoping to calm her down, but Lynn shakes his hand off her, glaring at him as if daring him to try it again. He just looks at her and she looks away, obviously extremely angry about what happened at Battleground 10.

Lynn: But Radu you may not have to worry about doing that, because maybe I’ll get you in that ring and with Cam keeping whoever is stupid enough to be your partner away, I’ll beat every ounce of shit out of you myself!! There’s a reason why you don’t poke at a wild cat, and I won’t make you guess, I’ll you why…..because they will destroy whoever does the poking!!!

Lynn turns towards slightly towards the railing, obviously very angry about the treatment Radu Matei had given Lynn literally moments after winning the Amazon’s title.

Cam: I will say this, this...Radu Matei? He needs to get his head examined, I agree with that. I mean William double checked everything and there was no SWAT Dixie when Lynn took over, so he needs to clue into THIS year. The way he disrespected not just Lynn, but disrespected Jade…..hell he disrespected all the Amazons, who are just as tough, if not tougher, as a good number of the men around here. They’re not “rotten” and …..how did he put it before he pulled his little stunt? Oh yes…full of worms.

Lynn can be heard at a near growl towards Cam then she goes back to looking over the crowd.

Cam: Well Radu how about this. After we beat you and whatever idiot you got as your partner, I’ll give you some of your own treatment and I’ll stuff you full of worms, then throw you outside for the birds to peck your eyes out!

To the rest of those who are part of the Anzac Cup be put on notice. Feral Destruction has won tag titles for the last 24 years in federations around the world, but that doesn’t mean we’re old, we started young and we’re still going strong.

Lynn: SWAT is our home now, and this is where we intend to stay and if you want to pull shit like the dumb ass we’re taking on, you will be dealt with, but I’ll tell you now, you won’t like it.

Katie Moss: I ……..

Katie looks at Cam, who motions back towards the stairs.

Katie Moss: I think I’ll be heading back down and best of luck tonight to both of you.

Cam looks at Lynn, who has her eyes closed and she is trying to regain control of her anger, and then back to Katie.

Cam: Please don’t take tonight personal. She suffered a huge injustice at Battleground 10, and Radu Matei must pay for what he did in Vegas.

Katie nods and looks at the cameraman. He heads down first, so he can help Katie if she needs it. She starts down before she turns and looks back at Cam and Lynn. Cam is talking quietly to Lynn, who looks like she could bend metal with the snap of her fingers.

[radu]

[Rolling hills as far as the eyes can see, an ocean of green meadows only broken up by swaths of white from the million sheep grazing. It’s a majestic enough view to bring back fond memories of the Lord of the Rings, which every New Zealander will be proud to remind you was shot here, when asked why you didn’t visit Australia instead. ...Memories of the first movie, the tranquil one, when our odd assortment of heroes were on their journey, and not caught up in a million repetitive battles.]



[It’s a nice place.]



[Peaceful.]



[At least until a Subaru Impreza WRX bursts into frame with grace of a WRC rally participant. Could the wrestlers it picked up from the airport have known was kind of scary drive they’d be in for? Only one way to find out...]





SYNDICATE WRESTLING AND TRADITION




PRESENTS




CARPOOL




[The driver operates the stick shift with mechanical precision as he takes each corner like everyone in the vehicles’ lives depended on it. ...which they do. Its almost like he’s trying to mow down sheep.]



Driver: It was unexpected meeting you at the airport.



[The Subaru’s driver turns to his passenger seat, where the greatest SWAT ULTIMATE CHAMPION of all time, “La Blue Girl” LEFT Tentacle, is using an imaginary break and hanging on for dear life. For those unfamiliar with SWAT when it was good, Tentacle is dressed like a giant purple felt tentacle from the video game Maniac Mansion.]



Driver: Have you decided to participate in the Anzac Cup tag tournament?



LEFT Tentacle: After the way Lynn Brewster served Backyard wrestling with a cease and desist order? She put like 200 guys out of work, only kept around guys who would put up with her shit, and was surprised when the roster got so watered down that Hell’s Bouncer was a viable contender. I’d never step foot in SWAT again.



Driver: For what other purpose do you discover yourself in New Zealand?



LEFT Tentacle: With the Anzac going on, every Indy promoter in Australasia is running a show. I’m booked for twelve different feds this weekend. Good crowds. Appreciative fans. Solid paydays. Promoters that actually respect you in the ring? SWAT is treating me a lot better now that I’m not in SWAT.



Joe Pesci: He ain’t lying.



[The camera swings from the front seats to the back, where Syndicate’s co-figurehead Joe Pesci is crushed against the left door by the Underdogs. Normally he’d have their jobs for this, but given the way the car is being driven, Pesci appreciates having the extra bodies to cushion him in case of horrible accident.]



Joe Pesci: Given how long the Anzac runs, I’m hoping to sneak out of the arena for a few autograph sessions on the side. In these boonies, I’m going to make a mint.



Brien O’Thomas <basically sitting in Pesci’s lap>: We’re glued to the arena in case there’s a flight delay or someone gets food poisoning. Any last minute cancellations and it’s the O-Z’s time to shine.



TJ Zousa: Damn skippy Brien. Last show we almost took out the world champ, they give us the opportunity, and we’ll bust some moves.



“Bigamist” Jonathan Smith: I had you two pegged as winning that match. It was definitely your night, too bad we all know who holds the book around there.



Joe Pesci: What the hell is that suppose to mean?



[God damn, didn’t they lose that embarrassing impersonator on the reboot? The Bigamist arches his neck, trying to see over Dinosaur Bones.]



“Bigamist” Jonathan Smith: Sorry Joe, I didn’t see you there. I meant to say that Soutter wins matches because he’s a big lumbering ox.



Joe Pesci: Don’t you forget it!



AZTEC Dracula: Alguien está teniendo dificultades para respirar aquí?



“Suffocating. no? Like being trapped in a box...”



[The camera pulls out to a wide shot to display the full backseat area. While there are nine men in it, eight of them are piled up on one half, while the other side sees The Dixieland Demon with more than enough room to stretch his legs. Whether it’s his obsession with insects, questions of personal hygiene, or the fact that he’s genuinely scary, the other passengers make themselves even more uncomfortable to avoid Radu Matei. Calm and collected, Radu uses his index finger to play a game of hangman in the condensation on his window.]



Radu Matei: Feel a bit like a coffin, Count?



[Matei turns a cold grin to the masked luchador vampire, before the frightened stares from the rest of the passengers return him to his game.]



Radu Matei: Anzac. A day of remembrance. Going back to the big one, and all the brothers in arms that didn’t make it back...

Not my war, but war can be hell... and that is something I know quite a bit about.

Losing brothers. Leaving them behind.



I spent most of my career in hell. Kept in a cage. A region not much larger than this <waving hand at car> death machine. <flinch> Relatively speaking. With no room to grow, you become intimately acquainted with your competition.

You become friends. You become family. You bleed together. You HURT each other.

<flinch> JUST LIKE FAMILY.



Then one day a woman is given the keys to the asylum, because no one wants the job, and the first thing she does? Closes it down. The inmates might not be better, but they can’t stay there. She scatters them to the wind. As you step out into the blinding light, feel the cold embrace of terrible freedom; in the confusion that follows, your brothers are lost. <flinch> The family is broken.



[While Radu’s shtick is mostly psychobabble, there is general agreement in the car about the piss poor state of closing down regions under the Brewster administration. A car full of hard working Backyard wrestlers aren’t hard to sway towards the argument. Just in case Lynn didn’t think the argument that shutting down regions was fucking dumb, was valid. Its not like Pesci is going to be the one dissenting voice.]



Radu Matei: We have seen war. Ours was against the Amazon... and we were found wanting.



[At the mention of Amazon, there is a sudden crash of thunder. Heavy rain starts to pelt the windows, making the car all the more uncomfortable, but heavy clouds block out the sunlight, bathing Matei in a darker hue that makes him all the more sinister.]



Radu Matei <slow clap>: Lynn Brewster. Congratulations on winning the Amazon championship, there is no one more deserving of that recognition. Which is truly damnable. I meant what I said. You are clearly busy with random female rivals in Amazon scenarios that I find insufferable. A man of my word, I have no intention of cutting into someone else’s dance. Now that you are champion of bitches, I imagine you will be even busier. <flinch> Sucks to be me. I hope we will have our encounter before you are a festering pile of maggots, but I can wait. In prison they teach you to be patient.

I am very patient.



[The Romanian turns his attention back to the window as rain becomes sleet. Assuming that his unscheduled promo has come to a close, the car starts to get back into the spirit of talking to take their minds off of how dangerous the drive is.]



“Bigamist” Jonathan Smith: Who’s taking the Anzac this year?



Joe Pesci: You’d have to be high on PCP not to bank on---



“Bigamist” Jonathan Smith: We know who you’re backing Joe. How about the rest of you, any favourites? Former winners?



LEFT Tentacle: Well they have the Fairtex brothers... they took it the first time, but that was a very HELL’S BOUNCER as world champ scenario. Its not like anyone else was around. ...And in the two years since, they kind of suck more. And last year’s winners... well... it was accidental, but murder is murder.







Radu Matei: PATIENCE REWARDED!



[Matei delivers this with enough enthusiasm to cause more than one enhancement talent to jump.]



Radu Matei: Why in the first round I have, everyone’s favourite Amazon champion, and least favourite general manager, Lynn Brewster! That didn’t take long. <flinch> Perhaps the worms found their way into her heart. I did not think they could find it. <flinch> What a fantastic coincidence, Lynn. I the man who gave you worms gets a chance to defeat you in a non-title scenario.

Despite your efforts at dumbing down the brand with intergender wrestling, the XHF move seems to have seen that slowed down. I don’t think you’ll be seeing a lot of men challenging for your little accessory. So how do we get the two of us together for ALL OF SWAT’S REVENGE without me accidentally winning a lady title? Tag match. Good idea – that’s why they pay you the big bucks!

I can beat you... because I WILL BEAT YOU. ...And all it costs is the title’s credibility, as the champion looks like a chump.



Unless you just signed up Cam Davitt to take the fall for you? That is not very sporting. Keep the title safe by bringing in a MUCH weaker element to look bad in your place? You must not think much of your partner, Brewster. How cruel. When I sought out a partner, I did so in the spirit of BROTHERHOOD.

In the spirit of ANZAC.

Someone whose views were similar to my own. Someone with as much of an axe to grind with this horrible federation as I do. Someone who was just as poorly mistreated, tossed aside like trash. Someone who was built for revenge.



Brien O’Thomas: Who is it? We’ve been dying to kn----oh.



[The look that Radu gives the underdog for this indiscretion, suggests this might be the last time Brien O’Thomas appears in SWAT. Fortunately, Public Domain Tarzan is looking for work.]



Radu Matei: I picked a partner to win. You picked a partner to lose. Great thinking. Cam won’t disappoint you, Brewster. ...But as the champ... the new champ... the power... now that we all know that Cam is just there to be your escape route. I think the PROFESSIONAL thing to do, is accept your loss... LIKE A MAN. Don’t put Cam in that position. You and me. This is probably the only chance we’ll have for a VERY LONG TIME... if you think I took away from your festivities, if you think there are still insects crawling around inside you, if any of that makes your skin crawl, then MAN UP. Be the fighting champion that Hell’s Bouncer isn’t. Lead by example for a change. Show Henry Brown that his holding a title is a joke, and you’re the asshole that told it. Don’t make Cam take one for the team. That’s the story of her life.



Feral Destruction. I’m guessing you saw Pussy Riot as a hot topic, and were coming up with variations on their name? Feral Destruction.



For fuck’s sake, Brewster!



Do you have any idea how fucking dead you are?



I had my life destroyed by a goddamned idiot!



Driver: It is bad business.



[As Radu stares out into the storm, thinking of ways to eviscerate the new Amazon champion, the focus returns to the driver. Despite the blinding hail, the person behind the wheel has not slowed down.]



Driver: Counter productive. Even allowing that the units are of substandard quality, their output was at peak efficiency. Replacing self-sufficient clusters with units of equal or lesser value that are completely dependent on a master chain is an example of logic devised by viruses.

LEFT Tentacle: He says that Backyard and the other regions were all doing a bang-up job doing our own thing, so firing us and creating a fed that was Hell’s Bouncer is the city of women was a REALLY shitty idea.



Driver: Bad business.

Joe Pesci: I really miss those limos with the glass that separates you from the help.



[There is another rough bump as the vehicle plows through a herd of sheep? There is not animal violence in this video; it’s raining too hard to see anything. It certainly shakes the Subaru enough to think the driver had mowed down a herd.]



Driver: Left unchecked, this virus will not only cease the functions of the core, but corrupt all associated data and files. The streamlining of the product and closure of superior examples was the first example. Backyard is collateral damage. Where do the file errors end? Records on the Buster Friendly Project could also see file corruption. This cannot be allowed. It will not be permitted.



LEFT Tentacle: He says that as bad as giving us all the boot was, making Hell’s the champ reflects badly on all of SWAT. Past champions are now jokes because of it. Ruins all our reputations.



Driver: This unit can accept many errors. Operating it outside of its parameters, voiding its warranty. Not properly returning it to its manufacturer in the event of malfunction. Mistreating and degrading what remained of it, along with providing online reviews that were biased and according to our legal departments slanderous.



LEFT Tentacle: ...SWAT didn’t deserve you pal, that’s for sure.



Joe Pesci: What - who is it - can't see shit with all these jabronies - if its Rajiv Khan, I'm not tipping!

Driver <ignoring Joe>: This unit can process all of that. What it cannot process is bad business.



LEFT Tentacle <turning around to translate again>: All the crap that was done with him, the only thing that pisses him off is how awful Lynn Brewster is at running a company. Although I doubt he’s too pleased with Brown for lying, and taking credit. Fucking {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore}.



Driver: Brown will be rebooted.



LEFT Tentacle: I doubt if that will help his brain.



Radu Matei: Oh yeah. Brown is on the other side of the tournament. So the only chance for revenge is him getting to the finals.



Joe Pesci: Teaming with Paul! If anyone can get Brown to the finals its Soutter! And he has a score to settle with you clowns.



Driver: Affirmative. If any unit can alter tournament parameters to carry the valueless anomaly to the finals, it would be Soutter.



LEFT Tentacle: If anyone can shut that loud mouth moron up, it is you! We had no idea you were salvageable buddy. Thanks for not holding it against us.



Driver: This unit is incapable of emotions, rendering the option of grudges unavailable.



LEFT Tentacle: That’s nice of you. We all just felt horrible about---



Driver: Arriving at destination on left.



[The car comes screeching to a halt.]



[In the middle of a vast field.]



[In the middle of a serious lightning shower.]



[Without a person, building, or road in sight.]



LEFT Tentacle: Is this the hotel?



Driver: Arrived.



[Lightning strikes the ground five feet from the car.]



Driver: Please remember to take all personal items as you exit the vehicle.



LEFT Tentacle: Now, hang on budd-----



[JUMP CUT. The wrestlers are huddled with their luggage in the rain. Radu Matei climbs into the passenger seat, joining his tag team partner up front. Joe Pesci clings to an open window, damning himself for trying to save a buck on a cab.]



LEFT Tentacle: We’re sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Radu Matei: When your top draw is a robot, how do you fuck that up?



Joe Pesci: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!



Radu Matei: Petrified, I am sure.  You matched wits with Brewster, and she came out on top. Maybe look into another line of work?



Joe Pesci: SOUTTER IS GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!



Radu Matei: Lets hope he can drag your paper champ to the finals... but if I let the most popular wrestler in the history of my company, THE undefeated champion, be abused and then left him in a garbage heap? <flinch> That kind of shit could land you in SWAT Dixie. Good thing they shut it down! <cold smile> Be seeing you around, Joe.



[The window goes up as Pesci cough screams curses despite the waves of water.]



Radu Matei: That’s risky business for you. <turning to his partner> God I hope Lynn had a shower since last I courted her... doesn't seem much like the type.



Joe Pesci <hammering on glass>: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE OF COLDS, YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!



[Putting his metallic boot to the gas, SWAT’s most popular wrestler ever, who just happens to be a robot, leaves his passengers stranded in the storm, not a trace of humanity in him.]



"The Industrial Man" Attila Balan: Optimal.



[The wonderful mechanical man who is a friend to all, but hates nature just dropped the mic.]

[Fear the Industrial Man.]



2019 ANZAC CUP WINNERS

RADU MATEI & "THE INDUSTRIAL MAN" ATTILA BALAN



RISKY BUSINESS

[SWAT Team]

["Cat Scratch Fever" hits the speakers and The Wildcat & Cam Davitt come out. They stand there, and when lyrics start they walk down to the ring. They gets on the apron edge, looking around at the crowd, then get in the ring and removes their jacket. Lynn hoists her Amazons crowd up in the air posing for the crowd as Frank introduces them.

Frank Salazar : The following contest is a first round Anzac Cup match and is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, the team of Cam Davitt and The Amazons Champion, Wildcat Lynn Brewster!!! FERAL DESTRUCTION!!! And introducing their opponents ... coming in at a combined weight of 479 lbs .... RADU MATIE!!!! (the crowd boo’s) and MAKING HIS SWAT RETURN .... THE INDUSTRIAL MAN!!!! ATILLA BALAN!!!! (Crowd goes wild) RISKY BUSINESS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Can you believe it! The Industrial Man is back in SWAT! Man o Man, what a Coo for Radu!

Andrew Fulton : Listen to this crowd Jerry! They are going berserk, and Brewster and Davitt don’t look too pleased.

[Crowd erupt into a “Brown’s a dead man! Chant.]

Jeremy Tucker : Radu telling IMan he is going to start it off, and the crowd not happy with that, they may love Balan, but boy, they despise this guy! Brewster is thrilled to see Radu starting and is yelling at him he is a dead man for his stunt he pulled at the end of the Hell in the Cell, Radu winks at her, and then they go to hook up and Radu ducks under it, slaps her on the ass! She launches insanely at him, and he leap frogs it and tags in Balan.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster is furious! She wants a piece of Radu in the worst way, and he just turns his back on her. Shaking his head like she isn’t worth his time.

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn charges and smashes Radu over the ropes with a double ax handle, knocking him to the ground, but leaving herself prone and Balan hooks her, and delivers a firemans carry brainbuster!

Andrew Fulton : Balan stomps on Brewster, then executes a belly to belly suplex.

Jeremy Tucker : The crowd going wild! Davitt runs in and clotheslines Balan, then puts him in a full nelson and Brewster with a hard knee to the gut. Bulldog by Davitt!!

Andrew Fulton : The ref telling Davitt to get out of here, and Brewster waves him away, the GM changing the rules Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Who knows, this is the Anzac Cup baby, there are no rules!

Andrew Fulton : Thrust kick to the head of Davitt by Radu, and all four are in the ring now!

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster slaps Radu, hard across the face, and he no sells it, smiles even like he likes it. There is something off with this man.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster slaps him a second time, and Radu just stands there, a trickle of blood coming from the corner of his lip, he wipes it with his finger, looks at it and smiles again.

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster goes for a 3rd slap, but from the side, Balan catches her arm, she looks angrily at him, for interrupting her revenge, and Radu dives at her neck and starts biting it!

Andrew Fulton : He is a vampire Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu is sucking the blood out of Brewster! The man is a savage!

Andrew Fulton : Either that or giving her the biggest hickey of all time!

Jeremy Tucker : Davitt breaks the bite with a super kick to Radu!

Andrew Fulton : Davitt then ducks under a Balan clothesline and super kicks him also!

Jeremy Tucker : Cam Davitt to the rescue! He grabs both Balans and Radu’s heads and crashes them together. Radu staggers and falls face first to the floor theatrically, and Balan just stands there unaffected, he hooks Davitt, and starts twirling him around in an aeroplane spin, again and again and again and again!! Brewster runs in to stop the spin but Balan twirls Davitt right into her and she goes sailing over the top rope.

Andrew Fulton : 20 spins! Double underhook powerbomb from Balan, and Davitt looks flat as a pancake!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu see’s Brewster prone on the outside and climbs the turnbuckle, he taunts the fans who are screaming obscenities at him, then he launches going for the jumping double stomp, but Lynn rolls out of the way just in time!

Andrew Fulton : Lucky for her, that would have taken her head off! Radu clutching at his legs, he has really hurt them on that fall.

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster with a Dudley Dog on Radu!

Andrew Fulton : She picks up Radu ... Modified sidewalk slam into modified rock bottom!!!

Jeremy Tucker : THE CATATONIC!!! Lynn just nailed Radu with the Catatonic!!!

Andrew Fulton : She mounts him and starts wailing away with wild lefts and rights!!! That’s her finisher and she isn’t even thinking of pinning him, just wants to destroy him!!!

Jeremy Tucker : WHAM!! Balan wraps a huge hand around her throat, hoists her up, and chokeslams her back first onto the security rail!

Andrew Fulton : Yes! Radu made a great choice picking him as his partner!

Jeremy Tucker : Davitt flies over the top rope, but Balan catches him and runs him back first into the ring post!

Andrew Fulton : Radu back on his feet, and he stomps away on Brewster, he really has it in for her!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu rolls Brewster back into the ring, then motions Balan in to get her. Balan complies and delivers a standing senton. Do you think Balan knows Radu is using him?

Andrew Fulton : He has his own agenda, what about last week on Suits Suite, that means Balan was the man who assaulted Suit?!

Jeremy Tucker : YES! It does, your right!

Andrew Fulton : Henry Brown has been taking credit for ending IMans career for months now, and Balan even though is incapable of holding grudges, needs to right the wrong.

Jeremy Tucker : But he DID end his career Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : What? Vile Vince Viper did! We all saw it!!

Jeremy Tucker : Yes, but with HB’s material, thus, HB really ended his career.

Andrew Fulton : (scoffing) Balan seems to think different!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover on Brewster by Balan, 1 .................... 2 .............. kick out by Brewster!

Andrew Fulton : Wow, i thought she was done for, Lynn does have a lot of heart and never give up attitude.

Jeremy Tucker : On the outside Matei goes to ram the head of Davitt into the steel steps but Davitt blocks it, and then sends Matei face first into the steps.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster with a running cross body to Balan.

Jeremy Tucker : Davitt with a fame asser on Radu.

Andrew Fulton : Brewster with a diving shoulder block to Balan.

Jeremy Tucker : Davitt lays Radu face first on the steel ring steps. MULE KICK from Radu!!

Andrew Fulton : Brewster sticks her head through the ropes to get at Matei and Matei blows the mist in her eyes!!!

Jeremy Tucker : MIST IN THE EYES!!!

Andrew Fulton : Balan grabs Brewster and Parallel Computing - Fluid motion from kneebreaker into T-Bone Suplex into inside cradle!

Jeremy Tucker : One ..................... Two ............... Brewster rolls the shoulder!

Andrew Fulton : Radu hurls the steel steps ontop of Davitt!!

Jeremy Tucker : Balan lifts Lynn up and powerbombs her, right onto the steel ring post!! My GOD!!!

Andrew Fulton : Brewster’s back buckled badly, she may never walk again!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu slides into the ring, and jumping double stomp to the face/chest with enough force that it almost looks like a senton, but he just took the Wildcats head off. Matei ontop of Lynn .... One ................ Two ........ Davitt lunges into the ring to break the count but Balan cuts him off with a big boot .... THREE!!!!!.

Andrew Fulton : RISKY BUSINESS ADVANCE!!!

[Cannibal Holocaust theme by Riz Ortolani hits and the crowd go wild for Balan, and Radu pulls a bag out from under the ring, and empty its contents - hundreds of Assassin's Bugs on the prone Brewster. These bugs bite hard. Holding up the Amazon title, he spits on it, "Welcome to the jungle." Radu screams at Lynn, then throw the belt into the crowd. "You're going to die."]

Jeremy Tucker : This guy is too much! The crowd can’t take it and are hurling Rubbish into the ring towards him, including someone throwing the belt back, what a good Samaritan.

Andrew Fulton : Either that or they don’t want nothing to do with the belt either.

Frank Salazar : WINNERS OF THE MATCH AND ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO ... RISKY BUSINESS!!!!