Battleground #12 : Battle of the Sexes (Show)

[SWAT Team]

Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition and the XHF presents ....

Coming Live from The SWAT AMAZONS ARENA!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Hello SWAT fans, and welcome to BATTLE OF THE SEXES!!!

Andrew Fulton : Jokers Wild is done and dusted, and we have A NEW SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Jeremy Tucker : That’s right!!! Radu Matei not only won the Lethal Lottery, but he then went on to defeat the former champ Henry Brown in an impromptu match, brought on by the absence of HB’s scheduled opponent Mad Dog Paul Soutter.

Andrew Fulton : Absense? He was freaken kidnapped Jerry! By Frostbite! And tonight, he will answer for his actions to Joe Pesci and the KGB! Just like Lynn Brewster and these Amazons will pay, for her stupid Crusade to champion Men Vs Women! I don’t care what god damn arena we are in!

Jeremy Tucker : Wow, tell us how you really feel Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : I will, let me tell you! Shits gonna get real around here now, we got a new champ, and he is a true Champion!

Jeremy Tucker : Well, he is defending that belt tonight against another champion, the SWAT AMAZONS Champion! Wildcat Lynn Brewster! Radu has gone out of his way to target Brewster, and TONIGHT they get to hook it up!

Andrew Fulton : Don’t hold your breath Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : I wish you would hold yours, or at least use some mouth wash or something. We’ll be right back folks, with some words from our wrestlers, and first match of the rank, Alex Withers meeting up with Sabrina Sinstone!

[BlazeFNfreya]

I’ve been beaten, defeated and humiliated at the hands of my opponents as of late…

-Our scene opens up to the backstage area where we find none other than the newly debuted S.W.A.T Superstar, Blaze Freya. She’s wearing her new red wrestling gear with a custom hooded black jacket and a black choker necklace with some stylish shades to hide her eyes at the moment. Perhaps she’s emotional? Perhaps she just wants to look cool. Who knows. Kneels down in the corner, surrounded cold, hard steel-

Blaze Freya: It’s been a hard pill to swallow, y’know? Coming in here expecting to wow you all with my in ring ability, expecting fame n’ glory to follow my contract signing only to be made to look like a fool in the end of not one, not two but three matches… -Shakes her head and chuckles bitterly- If I were Levi Bliss I’d be calm, cool n’ collected going into this. I’d be laughing right now expecting nothing more than a squash match as I’m sure a lot of you fans are because even though I had my heart set on becoming the biggest star this federation had ever seen, I’ve been reduced to jobber status. I can’t blame those of you who refer to me as a jobber of sorts, I’ve done nothing but lose since I walked through the door. My opponents, my doubters, they’re all expecting me to walk back out that door any second n’ I don’t blame them…

-She looks away from our camera, making us wonder if this is her exit speech or if she’s just that upset about how things have gone so far. That is, until she flashes a smirk at us and removes her shades, carelessly tossing them over her shoulder whilst looking right into the lens as if her opponent was on the other side-

Blaze Freya: That doesn’t make them right, though. I don’t blame them at all but I do think they’re all asshats because I haven’t been here long enough to be anything yet! You can call me a jobber, a loser, call me whatever you want! In the end, I’ll be your champion. I’ll be your favourite wrestler, your woman crush wednesday, I’ll be everything but a jobber in the end cos’ I’ve busted my ass to get here n’ I’ll happily bust my ass some more to stay here… If I had won three matches in a row these same idiots would be saying I was overrated, overhyped, this n’ that. No matter what I do I’ll have people who love me and people who hate me which is just fine. That just means I’m doing my job as an entertainer. You can love to hate me n’ hate to love me, quite frankly I don’t give a flying forearm what you think! I’m gonna continue being as great as I can be regardless. Levi Bliss, whether you doubt me or not, I have a lot to prove in this match. I have nothing to lose n’ everything to gain. If I beat you- No, no, NO! When I beat you I’ll go from a letdown to an up and comer, which just so happens to be exactly what I want. I hope you bring your A-Game, I hope you make me work for it n’ most of all I hope Marie sticks her big nose where it doesn’t belong one more time so I can knock it off her stupid fuckin’ face! I’m expecting an attack, -Clasps her hands together in front of her face-I’m praying for an attack. If she so much as thinks about entering the ring I’ll mop the floors with her like I’m the new janitor around here! I’m like a kid who has no hands, ladies n’ gentlemen, cos’ I’m not playing any games at Battleground number twelve. I’m gonna leave Levi in a heap of ruins, then I’m gonna get some well deserved redemption against Marie before I leave the stadium with my head held high for once. This company, these fans, you’ve all seen me at my worst… Now it’s time for you to see me at my best. So get your pissin’ pants on, Levi. You’re in for a big surprise, sweetheart.

-We fade out after a kiss is blown our way by The Blackpool Bombshell, leaving us to wonder if her losing streak is indeed ending at Battleground #12 or if this is just wishful thinking on Blaze’s part. Will she finally redeem herself or is some more humiliation in store for the fiery young Brit? Find out! ONLY on Battleground #12-

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(Olympia is in the lockerroom finished limbering up as the door opens and Katie Holmes comes into the lockerroom a concerned look on her face as she sees Olympia putting on her gold medals and Olympic jacket and wrapping the flags around her shoulders.)

Katie Holmes: "Olympia what are your thoughts about this event."

Olympia: "I don't know what Pesci has against women wrestlers but tonight I'm going to help Lynn Brewster send a message to that obnoxious jerk that the women can hang with the men in any match and any time and anywhere."

Katie Holmes: "You drew Phantam Fairtex as your opponent and he's a former tag team champion and former co-holder of the Anzac Cup. He also has the same skill set as you do. How did you prepare for him and what's your mentality for this match."

Olympia: "My mentality is always the same and be assured about this Katie he's not an Olympic gold medalist in two disciplines and he doesn't hold any titles at the moment. I, on the other hand, am a two time SWAT Pan Amazons Women's Champion and I'm proud of it. The only thing he can brag about is his pretty boy looks and his big ego which I plan on busting him down into his ass along with kicking his ass and embarrassing him too."

Katie Holmes: "He's going to have his brother at ringside and he could be a factor. What's your strategy to counter him if he tries to interfere."

(The Hired Killers appear.)

Jade: "You know what they say 'You have the money....."

Kim: "We've got the time and we have plenty of time Katie. We won't interfere as long as Jade's husband Tong doesn't interfere and it'sgoing to be a straight up honest match."

Katie Holmes: "Don't you think it's going to cause tension between you."

Jade: "You mean like The Irish Rose Bombshells."

Kim: "We're sisters and they are friends or former friends and we know the business of professional wrestling."

Katie Holmes: "Getting back to your match with Phantam you both are excellent mat wrestlers. You think you can overcome his weight and strength advantage."

Olympia: "There's a saying in wrestling that goes 'A smaller man can defeat a bigger man. There's a hundred and five pound difference between the two of us and if you think that's going to stop me. Then you are quite wrong since it won't stop me nor will it be any factor either."

Katie Holmes: "One last thing your husband Little Dragon impersonated Deadpool. Did you approve of it and how do you feel about his career in the AWF."

Olympia: "He's supported me in my career in SWAT and I support him in his career in the AWF. As for his Deadpool impersonation he's a better wrestler than comic book character impersonator and I'll leave it at that."

Katie Holmes: "Well I wish you the best and good luck."

Olympia: "This is for the SWAT Amazons division and we're going to go for it and embarrass Joe Pesci and we're going to make sure Lynn Brewster remains Genral Manager of SWAT. She may not be perfect but we all respect her for her objectivity and not favoring anyone unlike that prostitute loving Pesci. Well tonight this is another nail in his coffin for mouthing off at us.....This is for SWAT Amazons and it's proud legacy from Angela's tenure to Lynn Brewster's tenure...SWAT Amazons!.....USA!......Number One!.....Hurrah!"

(Olympia and The Hired Killers leave the lockerroom.)

Katie Holmes: "Olympia's very determined to defend SWAT Amazons honor. Back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to ringside.)

[frostbite]

Jermey Tucker.. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back from our commercial break. I am getting word that we have some video footage of Frostbite arrest from our last show.

Andrew Fulton.. Frostbite certainly got what he deserved. What gives him the right to kidnap Paul Soutter and take to God who know where and do who knows what. I am glad that Mr. Pesci did what he did. Do you know how many laws he broke in one night. I hope they throw the book at him and he never gets out of jail.

Jermey Fulton.. Frostbite might have gone a little too far. He did promise that he would burn SWAT to the ground.

Andrew Fulton.. They is going to be hard to do if you are serving time in prison.

Jermey Tucker.. Let's go to the footage.

Last Show.......

Frostbite is standing on the outside of the ring after just getting eliminated from the battle royal. Frostbite is yelling at Joe Pecsi who is standing on the ring apron.

Frostbite.. You son of a bitch. Who just cost me a chance at going after the World title.

Frostbite gets ready to go after Peace, until he points to the police who are standing right behind Frostbite. He turns his head towards them, which is roughly about 5 of them.

Joe Pesci.. That is right I want him arrested right now.

The five police officers walk toward Frostbite as one of them come around in between Frostbite and Joe Pecsi. The police officer is his belly hanging out. The bald headed officer says something to Frostbite.

Police officer.. Sir, please go quietly or we will have to use force. Please sir put your hands behind your back.

Frostbite does so fuming as he is looking at Joe Pecsi who has a smirk on his face. The other four officers surround Frostbite as one pulls out some handcuffs and slap them on him.

Frostbite.. You are going to get yours, I promise you that.

Joe Pecsi.. Not from jail you won't.

The officers turn Frostbite around as the five walk back up the ramp and through the black curtain as Joe is right behind them. The five officers still surrounded Frostbite as they walk him rather quickly through the backstage area as fellow backstage hands and even people from the concession stands are looking on. People in those concession stands are clapping..

People.. FROSTBITE!!!!

The heavy set officer gets in front as he opens the door leading out into the parking lot. A car is waiting.

Joe Pesci.. Wait a second.

As the officers are about to put Frostbite in the car, they stop and turn around.

Joe Pesci.. You never answer sent me a text to tell me where Paul is at.

Frostbite.. You think I am going to tell you know where he is at after all that you had done to me.

Frostbite looks at the officers and then looks right at Pecsi.

Frostbite.. You know what I will make you a deal.

Joe Pesci.. I am not making you any deals you bastard.

Frostbite.. Fine then, I guess you will never find him. I figure by now he is bleeding to death.

Frostbite ducks his head as he is getting into the car.

Joe Pesci.. Okay! What do you want.

Frostbite gets out of the car with the officers still surrounded him.

Frostbite.. I want these charges dropped.

Joe Pesci.. Okay..

Frostbite.. And I want a match with your boy. I do not give a damn what type of match you want because I am going to whip his ass.

Joe Pesci.. Done.

Frostbite turns to the heavy set officer.

Frostbite.. Do you have a pen and a piece of paper on you.

The officer reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a pad and a pen. He hands it to Frostbite as the officers take off the handcuffs, as he begins to right down the address to where Soutter is at. He tosses the pen and pad back to the heavy set officer as he walks over to Joe Pesci with the information.

Frostbite.. Joseph, I am going to hurt your boy. That is a promise.

Frostbite walks back into the building as Pesci looks at him just about to explode.

Footage over...

Jermey Fulton.. Soutter vs Frostbite in a special match. I do not believe that will be for people who might have a weak stomach. Blood will spill.

Andrew Fulton.. No doubt it will be a classic. But I believe Frostbite has finally bitten off more than he can chew because Soutter ever gets his hands on him, then Frostbite career will be over with.

Jermey Fulton.. I can only imagine the match that our boss had in mind.

[SWAT Team]

[My Own Summer begins to play across the PA system and after a short delay out walks Alex Withers, dressed with a black zip up hoody lifted over his head, simple black boots and trunks he walks with a purpose towards the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope he heads towards his corner without even a look towards the camera. Rubbing at each wrist he waits until the last possible moment to take his top off and bounces on the balls of his feet awaiting his opponent.]

Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, introducing first, hailing from Lansing Detroit Michigan. Coming in at 6’ & 170 pounds ... ALEX WITHERS!!!!! And his opponent, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts. Coming in a 5’7 and 135 pounds ... SABRINA SINSTONE!!!!

[Just a little by Liberty X hits and Sabrina Sinstone saunters to the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker : Two relative new stars to SWAT kicking us off tonight, Sabrina was very impressive in her victory over Blaze Freya, but since has ran into a few loses, and Withers was outstanding in his Anzac cup showing, going all the way to the final, he has signed to stay on in SWAT, so we will see if he can continue where he began in the Cup ...

Andrew Fulton : Or if he will fade into obscurity like 95% of the feds signs ups do.

Jeremy Tucker : Ref calls for the bell, and Withers goes on the offensive, delivering some stiff chops.

Andrew Fulton : Sabrina is reeling, and takes refuge in the ropes, ref calling for the break.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers continues the assault, ignoring the refs calls for a rope break, and starts delivering some stiff kicks, until the ref gets in his way and threatens to call the match.

Andrew Fulton : Withers is still hot after losing the Cup final to Chianti. He even trashed their celebration last week on Suits Suite, injuring the Mad Dog which led to Frostbite kidnapping him, do you think they were in cahoots Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Who?

Andrew Fulton : Frostbite and Withers?

Jeremy Tucker : I seriously doubt it. Sabrina with a drop kick to Withers, she follows up with a knee to the gut and then a nice vertical suplex.

Andrew Fulton : She almost weighs as much as Alex you know, he is quite gangly isn’t he.

Jeremy Tucker : 170 pounds Fulton, no body fat there.

Andrew Fulton : No nothing man, the guy is a twig!

Jeremy Tucker : He is smaller, granted, but he seems to be very successful despite his small stature.

Andrew Fulton : Withers with a short arm clothesline to Sabrina.

Jeremy Tucker : He stomps on her, and then plants her with a DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Withers quickly to the top rope, he taunts the fans, then flies with a diving headbutt to Sabrina! NAILED IT!

Jeremy Tucker : STAY DOWN!!! (curb stomp) Alex Withers just gave Sabrina Sinstone the Stay DOWN!

Andrew Fulton : Put a fork in her, she’s_done.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers covers ..........
One .............

Two .............

THREE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Dominating victory to Alex Withers. He just made a statement and sent a message to the entire SWAT locker room!

Frank Salazar : WINNER OF THE MATCH .... ALEX ... WITHERSSSSSS!!!!

[My own summer hits and Withers mocks the fans and argues with them as he heads to the back in victory.]

[radu]

[The theme from Cannibal Holocaust hits the loud speakers...]

Andrew Fulton: The champ is here!

[Dirty hands part the curtains as The Beast of Dixie shoves his hateful mug out into the SWAT Amazons Arena.  The appearance of the new SWAT World Champion illicits a chorus of boos from the predominantly female crowd.  Possibly the comments about the GM's ovaries were over the line?  ...Dated, much like her eggs.]

Jeremy Tucker: Radu Matei won last weeks Lethal Lottery on his way to an impromptu match with Henry Brown...

Andrew Fulton: Brown got off easy.  Can you imagine the material that Radu would have prepared if he'd been given an official match?  The Bouncer would have committed suicide at the end.

Jeremy Tucker: Andrew, please.

Andrew Fulton: What its true...

Jeremy Tucker: You still shouldn't say it.

#TAP#
#TAP#
#TAP#

[Entering the ring, Matei bats away trash thrown by the audience as he pulls out a live microphone to address the crowd.]

Radu Matei <knocking a can of beer out of the way>: WATCH IT! <shouting down> THAT ALMOST HIT ME. <turning to the camera with a smile> Fortunately she throws like a girl........

#MONSTER JEERS#

[Flashing his fangs, Matei enjoys a deep belly laugh the reaction, then stops... calms himself... looks into the camera...]

Radu Matei: Sexism is such easy heat.  Cheap heat.  Attack the weaker sex.  Call them the weaker sex.  Oh what a monster... its all been done before... its the kind of thing that guys do when they can't get over on their own merits. <sneer> Its the kind of thing that Joe Pesci does.  I hate my challenger tonight because she burned my home to the ground.  Pesci hates her, because pointing out that she is from a different gender lets him get a few boos that his colossal waste of time shtick wouldn't allow for otherwise...

[Another beer can catches Matei in the shoulder, he responds by digging into his pocket and pulling out a fistful of South American roaches. The kind you see in Indiana Jones films.  Thrusting his arm out, Matei sends the insects right at the face of the guy who tossed it.  He screams like a girl.  A few of the people around him that are touched by the vermin also react badly.  The audience continue to jeer... but they stop throwing shit.]

Radu Matei <composing himself>: ...Tonight when I get revenge on the person responsible for my presence... I am not doing that as a man against a woman.  I am doing that as a person who has been wronged, against a person who not only did me dirty, but continues to ignore the nature of their crimes.  The battle of the sexes?  Looks awfully fixed from my perspective...

We saw Withers take out Sabrina Sinstone... is that a surprise?  There are only a handful of characters on the SWAT roster since it joined the XHF that are actually FRESH BLOOD... and Withers has been spilling a lot of it.  If you put him against a McCullen, LeFay, Freya, or Olympia... maybe its competitive... but Sinstone was never going to be anything more than a squash.  Caedes and Cannel will keep things sporting, Blaze victory is a no brainer... Chianti will look good despite themselves.  I look at this card, and the only COMPETITIVE matches... are Olympia and Fairfax, since they both suck.  Might be the certificate.  Linda and Maddox I might actually check out on the screen in the back, versus removing copper from the walls... a hobby I swear.  ...And then maybe Avery has a shot at Frostbite, should Soutter find his way back to the arena?

My point is....

Why the hell is Rajiv Khan on this show?  Where is Psychotic Goth?  VAMP?  ...Soutter sure did pick a convenient time to get kidnapped.

Its all so contrived.

So pedestrian.

Women versus Men?

YOU'RE ALL FILTH IN MY EYES.

[Opening up his coat, Radu finally displays the big gold belt underneath.]

Radu Matei: ...After I put Henry Brown out of my misery, I tweeted a challenge to the boys and girls in the back.  What is your FAVOURITE SWAT moment?

Best response gets a title shot.

"Oh, but what if you lose the belt to the bitch tonight?"  I'm looking WAAAY past my challenger this evening, but thanks for letting me point that out.

I was looking forwards to a wide variety of memories... maybe point me to some material I was unfamiliar with.  Hell, XHF's Night of Champions is drawing near... what better time to dust off a former champ to put over my glorious reign.  Frostbite can brag about the American Freebear, maybe I never watched SWAT Caribbean enough to know what a Sly Fondell is... its a great way to see different peoples opinions and promote the federation and some of the old content.  I'm a company man that way.

My favourite SWAT memory? <warm smile> Back in SWAT Dixie, my main rival was King Pear - named such because his body resembled the fruit.  I had less warmth in my heart for Pear than I do for my challenger tonight, if you can believe it.  ...Now like most endomorphs, King Pear suffered from Diabetes.... so I was like a kid in a literal candy store, back at The Night the Line Was Drawn '09 when in the middle of our Texas Death match, I force fed him close to 200 twinkles on my way to driving him into a diabetic coma. <malevolent chuckle> You KNOW that THAT put him down for the ten count...



Radu Matei: ...We all have our favourite moments.  So a world title shot.  If you got by the point system based on wins and loses, you have to appear in SWAT like seven regions ago in order to win one.  The only reason the Fairtax brothers weren't given their walking papers, I assure you.  I may have been in prison down south in the Dixie region, but when you can't cross too many state lines, you end up watching a lot of wrestling... and I spent YEARS watching the other SWAT shows.  A favourite memory?  I can give you a thousand.  With wonderful SWAT performers taking me out of my dreary, painful existence, allowing me to escape back into the game.  One thing that has ALWAYS been true of SWAT, its difficult to be a top contender.  Its always hard to get a shot at a championship without months and years of tolling away... so simply going on the website and mentioning your favourite memory from OVER A DECADE OF EXISTENCE sounds pretty easy, right?  RIGHT?

Wrong.

Three SWAT employees decided to take me up on my GENEROUS offer.

The first one... SWATTIVERSARY 2006 a war games match featuring SWAT taking on the dreaded Legion X.  

Wonderful match.  Great suggestion.  Really appreciate how the poster dug DEEP into our rich history to come up with that suggestion, and its worth checking out on Youtube if you've never seen it.  ...I guess we have a winner, right?  Wrong.  That was posted from the OFFICIAL SWAT ACCOUNT... have you ever noticed that Pesci and all of his thugs just use official channels, twitter handles, Facebook accounts, stationary... like they all just own the place?  So that could have been anyone.  Chianti... like they are were in charge of SWAT instead of being his hired goons.

They say the best gimmick is the one thats based on your real personality... nepotism for the win.

So not knowing which official posted that little suggestion, we're going to write that particular participant off.

[Raising an arm, extends two fingers to emphasis the participant...]

Radu Matei: The second suggestion came from Timeless.... who probably did the first one as well, and just wanted to hedge his bets.  For all the great moments in SWAT, Timeless mentions a particularly vulgar sight gag involving his wife and former world champion Vile Vince Viper.  Bonus points for the name dropping Timeless, but if you really think the objectification of women is the highpoint of the promotion, <waving hand around> then tonights contest doesn't strike you as indicative of the sorry state of SWAT right now.  Let me assure you it is.  Maybe stop hanging around with Pesci?  Nudity stops being funny around the age of twelve, unless you have SERIOUS issues.  How many times do you get to travel through time before you grow as a character.... or person.

[Burn.  Raising his arm again, Radu holds up three fingers, pivoting on his left foot so that all the crowd can see...]

Radu Matei: The third option came from Lucky Linda.  Rather than dig deep and give me one moment, she cheated and decided to mention a general time period.  She said... and I quote...

"My fav memory of SWAT was the run the Amazons had with Alice as GM, we had a great roster and our shows were up there stand alone with anyone's at the time."

#CLAP#
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#CLAP#

[Yeah its slow, and sounds sarcastic, but Matei does his best.]

Radu Matei: Thank you Linda for illustrating a point.  I can't speak for Pesci... he clearly hates women, and it has something to do with his mother, or being deeply closeted, being upstaged by Alice, or spending too much time with Soutter and have a very Australian toxic macho view of the world... take your pick............ but Pesci's problem with inter gender wrestling and the GM has nothing to do with mine.  See I watched Amazons during the Alice reign... they were good.  Healthy roster.  Vibrant talent.  Consistently putting on FAR better shows than the male regions....... and I'm not just saying that because Psychotic Goth sucks.  Lucky Linda is right.  Alice was just SO MUCH BETTER than my opponent tonight...

Was it the best time in SWAT?  Not by a landslide.

Was it the greatest thing of all time, compared to the watered down shit that my challenger's been serving?  You had better believe it.

So if there had been any kind of turnout, this response wouldn't have won... but for showing heart and passion... Lucky Linda... no matter WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT... you will be the next person I defend this title against.

*POP*

*not for Matei but for the future of mixed wrestling

Radu Matei: Hell in victory I'm burying the Amazons title anyway - thanks Henry Brown - so the least I can do is defend against the members of the roster that actually give a flip.

...Three lousy responses... is this how little the SWAT roster cares for the company?  Is this level of apathy really my challenger's legacy...

I look at the beaten down roster... and yeah... most of it is the Wildcat's fault, but Pesci isn't much better...

And I tell myself... after I run off the Wildcat... I need to run off the rest of the bloat... the KGB, Chanti, Brocode............. if any of them were effective than SWAT Europe... HELL... SWAT ACW would still be around...

They are no Legion X...

Nothing against corrupt general managers and weak heels huddling in groups for warmth.... even if its been done to death, this place could use a good death... but every leopard has to change its spots... and contingents... they just keep doing the same damn thing.  Continuing on this path to ruin is about as good an idea as the Wildcat putting Henry Brown in a position to win the world title.

<shakes head> I'm not acknowledging that by the way.

The last world champion... Vile Vince Viper... did so by winning the SWAT Rumble, Anzac Cup, and Haunted House Death Match.... and died champion.

I consider this title victory the result of my LETHAL LOTTERY win.  Henry Brown?  HENRY BROWN WAS NEVER CHAMPION.  I didn't beat him for the belt... I just defended it against him.

We're rewriting history people.

When its this bad, you kind of have too...

So I hope you'll get past the fact that I end Lynn Brewster's career tonight, and focus on the positive...

I'm here to MAKE SWAT GREAT AGAIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*MONSTER JEERS*

#BUMP#

[Busting out his new catchphrase, which doesn't go well with the largely progressive crowd, Radu Matei drops the microphone.  Barely acknowledging his opponent, because Lynn Brewster is beneath contempt.]

Andrew Fulton: That has a great ring to it.  SWAT hasn't been great since... forever.

Jeremy Tucker: The champ continuing to pick fights with the entire roster... now promising Lucky Linda a title shot regardless of the battle of the sexes outcome.  I don't see that going over to well with Pesci.

Andrew Fulton: For all the smack he talked about the KGB, if being polite to Linda is the thing that Pesci focuses on, I'd say Radu got off easy.

Jeremy Tucker: The champ barely mentioned his opponent tonight, but the message is clear.  Everything he had to say to Lynn Brewster he has, all that remains is blood.

Andrew Fulton: That match is going to be ugly.

Jeremy Tucker: Understatement of the year, Andrew.

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(The Fairtex Dynasty is walking through a corridor talking as Mervyn comes up to them .)

Mervyn: "Phantam Fairtex you're going against SWAT Pan Amazons Women's Champion Olympia. What are tour thoughts about going against an Olympic Champion in two disciplines."

Phantam Fairtex: "You know Mervyn Olympia is a gold medalist in two disciplines but the Fairtex Dynasty are champions in both Muy Thai and JiuJitsu and we're the former XPW World Tag Team Champions and Anzac Cup Champions and yet she doesn't even mention that. Well we'll see who's skill set is going to shine in this match."

Mervyn: "Your wives are going to be out there to make sure your brother Tong doesn't interfere."

Tong Fairtex: "Whoa....Whoa....When did I ever interfere in a match with anyone in SWAT."

Mervyn: "I don't know...."

Tong Fairtex: "Exactly Mervyn. We never interfered in each other's matches."

Phantam Fairtex: "Look Tong's there to support me and our wives are there to support us. What's the problem with that. As for my match with Olympia we're going to be having a straight up wrestling match and may the better sex win which is going to be moi."

Mervyn: "Word has it that Blair is going to be watching as a commentator."

Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah Ho Code has to be wherever we are and let me tell you this. If No Code interferes in anyway and we all know they plan on doing so knowing their history they will. We'e going to be teaching them a lesson they'll never forget."

Mervyn: "I guess you heard Radu Matei's comments about you."

Phantam Fairtex: "You know there's nothing he says that surprises anyone...."

(He imitates Radu's accent.)

Phantam Fairtex: "I'm going to bury Lynn Brewster for destroying the other SWAT divisions. Oh I have some lovely bugs for anyone who insults me or hits me with a big bad beer can. I'm champion and you better not challenge me for it or I'll place bed bugs in your rooms for even challenging me for the title.....Blah! Blah....Blah! Radu this is a time I want to see the GM take a can of DDT and shove it up your ass and another can of DDT to shove it up your stinking throat and clean you out if that will even work."

Mervyn: "Getting back to Olympia you know yur wives helped train her along with the legendary Dragonatrix. You think that's going to be a factor and advantage."

Phantam Fairtex: "Oh it's both Mervyn and I plan on taking Olympia to the limit and I'm going to come out on top for Pesci's sake since he's paying anyone real good money and bonuses just to win our matches. We consider that a bonus and that's all that counts besides winning."

Tong Fairtex: "Right now we have business to attend to and we're going out to accomplish it."

Mervyn: "Well good luck and go for it for the guys."

(They leave.)

Mervyn: "Well back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

[alexwithers]

Alex Withers: So I beat some two dollar hooker that management picked up off a street corner and you think you can come in to my locker room and ask how I feel about winning tonight?

The camera’s had gone backstage, Alex Withers relaxed back in to a large leather recliner having just finished changing in to his normal clothes. Tonight an XHW hoodie and a pair of jeans.



The Detroit native shot a look of disgust towards the camera and shook his head

Alex Withers: I feel empty, there is nothing… see after the Anzac Cup fiasco where there is absolutely no doubt in the wrestling worlds mind that you smell the home town bias from this piss pot company all the way to Detroit I decided to stick around, I decided to sign on the dotted line because there is something in me that says I can’t quit… there is something in me that says I cannot let my wrestling legacy live with a loss to pinky and fucking perky… now Leon Washington may have left, deadwood has been cast adrift and I’m standing here not representing the XHW but representing Alex fucking Withers, the BEST professional wrestler on the planet, the most ruthless son of a bitch to ever lace up the boots and the most dangerous bastard that this company has ever known. How do I feel about beating Sabina Sinstone….?

Withers smirked

Alex Withers: Put it this way, if I didn’t beat her then I wouldn’t be sitting here right now, I’d have packed my bags, left this cesspit city, found the nearest fucking cliff and jumped straight off. Beating people like Sinstone means nothing to me, beating half this fucking roster will mean nothing to me. I have one aim and one aim only, to get to Chianti and kick the living monkey piss out of them before taking the SWAT title and holding it above my heading proving to every single {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} fan that follows this backyard hell hole that Alex Withers is the greatest of all time. I do that, then just maybe then will you see me react to doing something here.

Withers stood and grabbed his bag throwing it over his shoulder

Alex Withers: Now if you idiots don’t mind, I have a flight to catch, XHW is expecting me and I’ve got a real fight to get ready for… until next time, I’ll see you fuckers later when I will once again prove that I am and will always remain everything you will never ever be

With that Alex pushed past the camera crew and exited his locker room

[Star]

Marie Caedes is checking out past matches of SWAT hoping to get some information about her opponent for Battleground and she is finding very little about Deaven Bennett. She shakes her head and finally gets frustrated so she closes her laptop and looks out the window. It's actually a pleasant day and she wants to go outside and sit in the sun, but now that it's summer the beach has more people on it than usual. So Marie trying to decide if she wants to go clear out to the water, or if she just wants to sit on the patio and think about her match, and think about her future in SWAT, forgetting she had made an obligation where SWAT was concerned. Finally she decides fresh air at least would maybe help get her head in the right frame of mind so she sets her laptop down, goes and grabs a gatorade, and opens the glass door to the patio. The breeze off the ocean, with the smell of salt and freshness greets her, and she decides she definitely doesn’t want her hair necessarily in her face, at least not right now so she goes back in to her room and then decides to change really quick, changing her lounge shorts and t-shirt that's seen better days for shorts that barely stop below her rear end, and a tank top with spaghetti straps. She pulls her auburn hair into a ponytail and then goes back and walks outside. She grabs the bottle of gatorade and takes a drink, trying to decide if she wants to sit there, or go sit by the water, or go walking along the beach…..or what. While she was right that there were more people than usual on the beach, her small section was actually quiet so she walks towards an outcropping of rocks that she likes to sit on, watching the waves and sky, in sort of a meditative state, and that is definitely what she needs right now.

Marie makes her way out to the rocks and she climbs up on top of the rocks and looks both direction, and sees the children in the distance running and playing, remembering when she was little. Her mom….and her grandfather had been rather protective of Marie because of her father, because they feared her father and thought he might take Marie and they would never find her, but those days have been long gone, and especially now that she is 18, the fear isn't as real. Her father had called her on her birthday, and had said that he had a birthday present that would surprise even her mom but it had yet to materialize. But that's not a concern.

Marie’s first concern is the person that she was causing so much grief and trouble for…..one Blaze Freya, a person who Marie thought should switch the name around and be Freya Blaze. At least that name made sense. Blaze Freya just felt…..strange. But so far Marie has inserted herself in two of Blaze’s matches, and she knows that Blaze wants a piece of her, which was just fine with Marie. She was looking to show that just because she was the “Rich Brat”, she was just as tough, and as talented, as her mom Lynn Brewster. So far Lynn hasn’t said anything about Marie’s actions, although she’s expecting it one way or another. Marie doesn’t care if its in an official capacity as GM of SWAT, or official capacity as Marie’s mom.

The wind and view immediately do what Marie hoped they would….clear her mind. Even though she can hear voices out in the distance, they are so distant they dont disturb her. She thinks of Deaven Bennett, and what she should…..what she wants to say to him. It's time to prove why she deserves to be in SWAT, to show that her being the Pan Amazon champion wasn’t a fluke. Which…...suddenly she hears someone calling her name. She looks around and sees her cousin Brian waving to her from the patio of the house. She hops down and walks towards him, as he waits for her. Finally she makes it back to the house.

Brian: I was beginning to wonder if you were awake. Um…..I’m pretty sure that the camera crew is here for you.

Marie: When did you get home?

Brian: They practically pulled up on my bumper. By the way, hi to you too.

Marie gives him a quick hug. Brian had been gone for two weeks overseas, looking into maybe signing with a federation.

Marie: How did it go?

Brian shrugs.

Brian: We’ll see. Any trouble while I was gone?

Marie: If you mean here, as in the house, no. If you mean as in ………

Brian: I keep telling you, I can consider signing with them. I mean wouldn't be the first team in the family that had a member of each sex.

Marie: I know. Let me think about it some more. This next show I’ll see if Pesci will talk to me and if he will…..how receptive he is of it. Anyway yeah, they’re here for me. Bring them out here.

Marie takes a big drink of gatorade, and then takes a seat on one of the chairs. She reaches up and pulls her hair loose, letting the wind whip at it. The breeze isn’t as bad as it had been out where she was, so it shouldn't bug her as much. The crew (of two) comes around and greets Marie and sets up. She pulls the other chair up and puts her feet on it. Finally the cameraman looks at her.

Cameraman: Did you want to change?

Marie looks down and looks at him.

Marie: I’m dressed, and I’m definitely dressed more than a few other people I could mention in SWAT.

Cameraman: Ok just checking. If you’re ready……

The camera focuses on Marie, who is sitting on the patio of the home on Tybee Island in Georgia. The ocean is in the background, and Marie has her feet propped up in another chair, and she is holding an empty bottle of gatorade. She shakes her head….

Marie: Deaven Bennett…...You know I looked and looked and you know what I found? The only thing you’ve done is SWAT is sign a contract. Wow….seriously, they put me against you. I know that I haven't done much for a bit, and given I was finishing up high school, that was fine. But if they had said I had a match, I would be there. But even when I signed last year I was there. In fact you know Deaven you aren’t even on my level. I’m a former champion of SWAT! I was the Pan Amazon champion, which means I held the second highest title that the women, when they were still segregated, could hold! I beat Olympia, who yes has regained the title, I beat Erica Lindsay Rich, who used some nasty tricks to win to begin with, and I beat Lynn Brewster, who had lost because of those nasty tricks. But there’s something else here…..Lynn’s my mom! And do you think I held back, that I went easy on her? Nope. I faced her a few different times and each time I lose with everything I could. So now tell me….

Marie puts her feet on the ground and leans forward some, tucking her hair behind her ear.

Why do you deserve this match with me?

See Deaven you’re a pawn in this match, in this show. See its Men versus Women and that's the simple fact. Pesci needed someone who could face me, and he was having to scrap the barrel and could only come up with you. Which is fine, I don't care man or woman, I will remind those in SWAT what I can do, in fact I will show them what I have learned. See my repertoire has expanded beyond what I knew when I came to SWAT. I was brand new, I knew ….I guess you could say, I knew the basics and I built on that. But I wasn’t just taking finals, writing papers, and all that type of thing, getting ready to graduate, I was also learning and expanding my wrestling abilities because you see I have someone in my sights, and……

Marie sits back, gripping the bottle in her hands tightly.

SHE knows exactly who she is. Deaven, I’m going to use you to send a message to Blaze Freya, to show her exactly what I can do. See I know Blaze is focused on her match with Levi Bliss but I hope in the back of her mind she’s remembering me, remembering what I’ve done to her over the last couple of months. I want to take you and show Blaze I’m not just some kid who doesn’t know what feet her boots go on. I’m so far beyond that, and hell I’m going to try out my “new” moves on you Deaven. So I hope you’re prepared, and that you don’t get too upset when I help my mom win this little bet she has with Pesci. I’m not the only woman who is going to win at Battleground 12, and we will show that we can stand with the men. Once that's done…...Blaze I’m going to get a chance at you eventually, and I’m a patient person. I have time, and I’ll do whatever until I do get you in the ring, and just like Deaven Bennett, you’ll feel full force just who I am.

Marie stands up and stretches, throwing the bottle in her hand towards a garbage can. She then looks at the camera.

And that's a promise I plan on keeping.

Camera fades to black.

[edwarddubin0604]

(The Hired Killers are walking through the corridor on both sides of Olympia to make sure nothing happens to her as Katie Holmes comes up to them.)

Katie Holmes: "Hired Killers I was wondering about your thoughts about Chianti."

Jade: "You could have asked us while you interviewed Olympia."

Katie Holmes: "I apologize for that."

Jade: "Look we're not offended so it's water under the bridge. Now for Chianti someone's quite pissed off that Joey Morelli didn't pay a debt that he owes and our client wants us to take it out of his ass."

Katie Holmes: "You know they also made fun of you since you lost to your husbands in the first round of The Anzac Cup."

Kim: "If they wanted to really motivate us Katie and get the ass kicking of their lives. Chianti just got a couple of hungry and really enraged Hired Killers on their asses. Believe us Katie we intend to kick their damned asses and stuff their homemade lie of wine and spirits down their chauvinist stinking throats and send a message to Pesci that not only do you bail out your son in law but Amazons are just as superior as the men are."

(Jade imitates "Timeless" Alex Turner.)

Jade: "'Timeless' you may be 'sexy in your pants....'"

(The Hired Killers imitate Chianti's ring entrance as Kim imitates Joey Morelli.)

Kim: "No you're not....I....am!"

Jade: "Well you're not going to have sex for quite a while after we get through to you and to Roxylishus or whatever you call yourself. You get in our way and you'll see why our reputation as Hired Killers is well earned."

Katie Holmes: "You know Candice Morelli will take issue if you even touch her husband."

Kim: "We could give a fuck about what that bitch thinks. If she has the money to pay our client back with interest then she better pay up or else her husband Joey Morelli is going to be seeing how it's like to rack up debts he can't pay."

Jade: "That's what we do best Katie."

Katie Holmes: "So you plan on embarrassing Joey Morelli justb to collect a debt."

Jade: "Yeah because he deserves it and he's going to see how it feels to renege on a debt."

Kim: "Now Mr. One Move Turner you'll see we have more than just one move and we're going to use everyone of them to embarrass you and help GM Lynn Brewster embarrass poor Joe Pesci. You bitches and that includes your valets are going to be wishing you didn't draw us as your opponents."

Jade: "That's because you're going to learn that money can buy anyone's services and 'You got the money....."

Kim: "We got the time and we have plenty of time."

Jade: "Let's go and fulfill part of our bargain and then collect our client's debt."

Kim: "Let's do it The Hired Killer way."

(They leave with Olympia.)

Katie Holmes: "Well back to you guys."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)

[averymccullen]

Act 1: The end of a Friendship

“Every time I think of you not because I am alone but for the change that I have seen in you in such a short time was the reason, I wonder how can a person change in such a short time, Was that friendship between us or all was just a dream which was now haunting me every moment of my life, I am still that person but were you the same?”
Debolina Bhawal


The scene opens on the beautiful city of Atlanta Georgia. The night had come on and the sky was littered with bright stars once again. The city lights were bright against the sky and the streets were still busy. The sound of traffic filled the night, and the smells from the restaurants that lined the streets drifted along mixing with the flowers that were now in full bloom. The camera moves over the city, and soon comes to a stop on the Fado Pub. The camera moves inside to where we see a large crowd already gathering or another evening. In the sea of faces we see three that were all to familiar. It was Avery and her cousins Shaun and Marty. They each have a tall glass filled with a dark liquid within. Avery sits leaning back in her seat after the match she had in SWAT. She had come close once again to getting her hands on the title but once again it slipped through her hands. Linda had fallen for her so called apology and it did make her smile. Linda was just another victim in her path and just another stepping stone in getting to the top. But that still didn't change the fact that she had lost. She takes drink from the glass in front of her and sighs.

Shaun: You've been quiet since we got here.

Marty: I thought you would be thrilled that you manged to double cross Linda again.

Avery sighs, and looks up at them.

Avery: I am, but I was so close to getting that damn title! It slipped through my hands again. Frostbite got in my way along with a few other people...

Shaun: You'll get it. You're better than the rest of them. You know that and so does everyone else in that company.

Marty: Damn right you are.

Avery: Thanks... But that doesn't change anything. Mike and I were both close to getting it.

Shaun: Hell you were closer to getting that title then Mike was. I the two of you had been working together you would have had it.

Avery nods taking another drink.

Avery: I know that. But instead I got stuck with Linda.

Marty: So who are you facing off against next in this battle of the Sexes thing?

Avery: Frostbite.

Shaun: The snow man?

Marty: That's Frosty you idiot!

Avery: Either way, he's not going to last long in our match. I'm not going to underestimate him if nothing else. I mean he managed to get to the last few in the battle royale.

Marty: You've faced him before in another company didn't you?

Avery: I think so... But I can't remember. It doesn't matter anyway. I plan on winning this one.

Shaun: Do you have a plan?

Avery: I don't know yet... But I know I'm going to do whatever I can to win.

Shaun and Marty laugh as they both finish their drinks.

Shaun: Then you better get started on training for your match.

Avery finishes her drink and smiles.

Avery: Tomorrow. Get us another round would ya.

Shaun: Right. C'mon Marty.

Marty: Are you going to be alright on your own?

Avery: Of course I will.

They grab the glasses and walk off leaving Avery alone. She leans folds her arms in front of her, as she leans back in her seat.

Avery: Frostbite I have to say what you did to Soutter was priceless. I’m glad someone had the balls to do it. Then to get Pesci to drop the charges and let you get your hands on Soutter was even better. But first, you have to go through me and that will not be a pleasant fight. I’m going to do whatever it takes to put you down and humiliate you at all costs. The battle of the sexes is one match that I am looking forward to. It’s not going to be an easy fight, but I will give it my best because I know you will give me a fight and one that I am expecting.

Avery looks up in front of her seeing two rather large men dressed in a t-shirts and jeans with their hair slicked back. Avery sighs as they sit down at her table.

Avery: Excuse me but those seats are taken.

Man 1: Really? I don’t see anyone.

Man 2: Yeah we don’t see no one with ya.

Avery: My cousins went to get another round, and will be back in a minute. Is there something I can help you with?

Man 1: Yeah we had money riding on you to win that title in SWAT.

Avery raises an eyebrow and sighs shaking her head. They both get to their feet, pushing the chairs back from the table.

Avery: That's not my fault. You two were stupid enough to put money on something that isn't a guaranteed win.

Man 2: You said you would win that match. And we're going to take our money out of your hide!

Avery: I don't think you want to do that.

Man 1: And why is that?

Voice: Because of us!

They turn around as Marty and Shaun are standing behind them. Shaun hits the first guy with a hard punch to the face as the second guy goes to grab Marty but gets a chair from the side. He goes down as Avery just smiles  with what is left of the chair. The crowd around the three of them and start to cheer. The bar tender comes over to them and laughs.

Bar Tender: That was a good show there Miss.

Avery: Sorry for the damages. We'll pay for everything.

Bar Tender: The chair wasn't that expensive and isn't important. Those two have been going on for the last two days about the fact they lost money.  You did all of us a favor.

Avery, Shaun and Marty smile as the crowd cheers once again.

Bar Tender: Drinks are on me!

Avery: Thank you.

The three of them walk to the bar, and sit down as the night continues and the scene fades to black.

The scene opens on the lobby of the hotel where Avery had been staying. We see Avery sitting in one of the over sized chairs in the lobby with Glamours Glenda sitting across from her.

GG: Thank you for taking some time to speak with me Miss McCullen.

Avery: You're welcome.

GG: After your match at Joker's Wild you must be in a whirl wind of emotions.

Avery: Not really. Yes I figured I had the Battle Royale won, but it's alright. I'll get my chance at a title. As for my betrayal of Linda I had my reasons.

GG: I think that was a shock to everyone if nothing else. Now what about your match against Frostbite? He put Soutter in an ambulance and took off. Are you worried about something like that happening?

Avery: Not really. I mean he is looking for a win, and so am I. I don't care what he does in this match just for the fact that I'm not going to hold back in this one. But then again I know Frostbite isn't going to be an easy fight.

GG: What do you think about what Frostbite did to Pesci?

Avery: That was priceless. I mean to try to low ball the boss man, and still get a match out of it was perfect. I would have done the same thing.

GG: Really?

Avery: Yeah, why not? It got him attention and I have to say that it's the best way to do it. Now Frostbite has the match he wanted. But he has to beat me first.

GG: Is there anything else that you would like to say to your opponent before your match?

Avery: Not really.  I mean there isn't really anything to say, and I would rather let my skills do the talking then my words. I'm not one for a lot of talking, just action. I know that Frostbite will do anything to win but then again, so will I . I'm not going to give up that easy, let alone let him walk away with the win over me. He can bring everything that he can into this match but it's not going to help him. Is there anything else?

GG: No that's everything I believe. Thank you and good luck Avery.

Avery gets to her feet and starts to head toward the main doors.

Avery: I'm not going to need it... But Frostbite will. See you around Glenda.

Avery heads out into bright morning leaving Glenda on her own, as the scene fades to black.

[Timeless]

[Click, click, click. We switch to the back, and there is a photo shoot in progress, not just a normal photo shoot, this is a photo shoot with Roxylishus and Timeless. For the cover and feature story of SWAT Magazine.]

Photographer : That’s it! Flaunt it! Ohh! The camera loves YOU! Give me the love!

[Roxylishus is busting out the bust pose, and the camera is catching her hotness, and the world is grateful. Timeless is oiled up, and somehow, he outshines the goddess Roxylishus.]

Timeless : That will about wrap this up. You owe me one Jack.

[Roxylishus : Wait. Wait wait wait.

[Roxylishus bends over to give him a hot shot of her keister, and Timeless slaps it as he clicks away.]

Photographer : Thanks Alex. Roxy. This is great, we have enough material to ge...

Timeless : (interrupting) Yeah, yeah.

[Timeless sits on a bench and opens up his phone, checking his notifications. Roxy sits down beside him, cuddling up to him and the photographer takes a couple more snaps.]

Roxylishus : We should get a kick from the sales of this mag Alex.

Photographer : The camera loves you.

Timeless : Tell us something we don’t know.

[Timeless pulls a bottle of water from his bag and takes a sip, then passes it to Roxylishus and she also has a drink, she pulls the bottle away a little early, and a few drips trickle sexily down her chin to her mind blowing cleavage.]

Roxylishus : (licking her lips) Make sure you’r ringside for our match with the Hired Killers. I will give you some good shots. One of them twins is getting the Split Splash, i am calling it right now!

Photographer : I will be there!

[The photographer exits the shot and Timeless throws his bottle of water across the room in anger Roxylishus had handed back to him.]

Timeless : Hired Killers! What a joke! I don’t want to wrestle no stupid Thai Twins. Been there, done that, College grad after party 2009. Sure it was a hoot, and yes, they were both female, the frat house was rocking that night!

Roxylishus : I remember that party! Those were the days.

Timeless : Jade. Kim. Firstly, do you realise you are in a match with CHIANTI!!! Timeless Alex Turner and Joey Morelli!!!

Do yourself a favour, forget about this Phantom Vs Olympia undercard crap, and get your focus THIS WAY!

You are set to get in the ring with the Anzac Cup 2019 WINNERS! You are set to enter the ring with Timeless and Morelli! Why, god knows, some stupid battle of the Sexes theme rubbish, we should be in there with Radu battling it out for the world belt.

Matei! There is one reason, and one reason only you won that Lethal Lottery. WE WERENT IN IT!

Roxylishus : That’s right bug boy! If we were in it! Timeless would now be champ!

Timeless : And that’s the only reason you are champ. That I wasn’t in_the_match.

Roxylishus : And by match, he means the Lethal Lottery. Everyone knows whoever won it would smash up HB!

Timeless : Now this cat Alex Withers is still wallowing in his loss to us!

Oi! Withes!!!!

[Timeless yells to the camera]

Timeless : You want some of THIS!

[Timeless flexes, his muscles ripple, and the light shines of the oil like a sunset.]

Timeless : Listen up LITTLE boy! AND by little, i mean ... little! I lift dumb bells that weigh more than you! Thats right ... dumb_bell! You are crying about a tournament that you had no right even being in, you came here, you won a few matches against the other “visitors” and then, you met us.

Roxylishus : Then, you LOST!

Timeless : Get over it fool! You aren’t the first to lose to Chianti, and you sure as shit wont be the last.

Roxylishus : Take your infomercials for your whack fed, and get to steppin’

Timeless : Seriously Withers. What is your plan now. You want Chianti AGAIN? You and WHO? You and your partner already lost to us! Do you have another partner? A ‘secret’ partner?

Do you think you don’t need one and can beat us both? At the same time? You want us one at a time? You don’t know what the hell you want, do you kid?

Yes, i call you kid. Thats what 170 pounders are to me. KIDS!

Roxylishus : He takes SHITS bigger than you WITHERS!

Timeless : Take notice SWAT! I want that world belt! Pesci! Make it happen! Me Vs Matei! Next Battleground. I got your boy the Anzac, now i want the Gold.

Roxylishus : What if Brewster beats him?

Timeless : (laughing) You can’t be serious right. Wildcat Lynn Brewster? The woman who almost single handedly killed SWAT. No, not the woman, the grandma. She isn’t even a MILF. Or a GILF. More like a MILK. Mum i’d like to KILL!

Roxylishus : Why isn’t the “t” in the MILF?

Timeless : Who cares, old hags. Speaking of HAGS. Hired Killers, your OURS!!!

We are CHIANTI!

We like to Root and make all the Loot!

We take out the Trash, and collect all the Cash!

We break your heart and tear you apart!

We make Stacks and break Backs!

I am the Ultimate Male Supreme!

Every breathing Woman’s Wet Dream!

A God Damn Wrestling Machine!

[Unfadable.]

[[e-mail]]

(The Hired Killers are watching the interview with Timeless Alex Turner rerunning it again and again shaking their heads in mock sadness.)

Jade: "Poor little 'Timeless' Alex Turner you may think you're some ageless wonder who thinks he can live forever but guess what Alex nobody lives forever. Now even an egomaniacal jerk like you blond bimbo. You see we're quite focused on you and Morelli seeing he has a debt that has to be paid and our client intends to be paid whether Chianti likes it or not."

Kim: "That's because he had the money and we had the time....lot's of time in fact."

Jade: "So while you're enjoying your frat days wrestling women in mud and oil during those frat parties of yours or at least wrestling Roxylishus for the chance to see who's going to pay for the check on your next date. We've been in serious warfare and be assured that
this isn't going to be no ordinary warfare."

Kim: "Roxylishus let's offer you some advice and you better take it real seriously along with Candace Morelli. You see when someone owes you money they don't just skip out of it or talk their way out of it. They pay it no matter what they have to do to come up with the money. They don't pay they don't get to remain healthy and believe me Joey Morelli's in serious jeopardy to forfeit his health."

Jade: "that's what we do best and we're going to inflict some serious damage to Chianti while your lovely beauties if you can really call them beauties watch in horror as your partner Morelli suffers for not paying his debts on time."

Kim: "So what are you going to do Chianti run to uncle Joe and cry about the debt you refused to pay and he'll make it better after he teaches us a lesson for giving you the beatdown you so richly deserved as we were contracted to do so. Yeah I'm sure you and Turner would do just that to fix things that you did wrong."

(They draw their high powered guns out.)

Jade: "Well if you're watching this you'll see how we react to that kind of bitchiness."

(They start shooting at the monitor as "Timeless" Alex Turner is flexing his muscles again the monitor explodes in a blaze of sparks.)

Kim: "You want to call anything else Turner thus bringing our wrath upon you and Roxylishus too. You'll see what happens when you decide to make bold predictions you don't know how to back up."

Jade: "Or payback. You see our client even allowed us to be non discriminatory and do what we want when we want and wherever we want. So anyone at ringside including your wives and valets since we're not too choosy about who we target as long as the debt is collected. We could care the fuck if you don't like that as long as we get the job done."

Kim: "We're behind Lynn all the way on this and believe me if she needs some back up so be it. As we always say You got the money...."

Jade: We've got the time. Chianti your time to ae is up and you won't be able to be served at the dinner table with Hannibal Lecter's dinner either."

(They hold their high powered guns up.)

Jade: We guarantee that."

(They spin and blast the last remnants of the monitor before leaving as the camera pans the destroyed monitor and fades to black.)

[Vince Franklin]

[Backstage, a purple stretch limo pulls up to the talent entrance. Muscular young men in loincloths leap out of the car and begin tossing flowers on the ground. The rear door opens and out comes a man wearing a black, white and purple mime's mask and a feather adorned, jewel encrusted robe. He reaches a hand into the limo, which is grasped by a woman's hand. He helps her out, and a pale, hauntingly beautiful woman with purple hair and a black, billowing dress gets out.]


Man: I wonder.....


[Katie Moss comes running over, microphone in hand.]


Moss: Ladies and gentlemen, I am backstage and it appears we have some new arrivals here at SWAT! Tell me, who are you both and why are you here?


Man: my name ...... is DRAMA. And this heavenly creature is Miss Violet.


[Violet strokes DRAMA's chest and licks his ear.]


DRAMA: And why are we here? To live up to my namesake. You hear it all the time. Hollywood executives read a script and say it lacks enough drama. Young ladies meet a man in a bar and tell them they have no patience for drama. People love drama. Yet they can't handle drama. Well, DRAMA has arrived.


Violet: Everybody in SWAT is now on notice. We are here, and we we are here with one mission only.


Moss: And what might that be?

Violet: Why.....to have FUN of course!


[DRAMA drops to his knees and wraps his arms around Miss Violet.]


DRAMA: Will this place do, my sweet? Will these fools be entertaining enough for you?


Violet: I think this place will do nicely.

[DRAMA licks p Miss Violet's leg and side, reaching her neck, which he bites.]


DRAMA: SWAT..... get ready for.....DRAMA! 

[SWAT Team]

(They return from commercials for Chianti's latest line of wine and spirits, the laterst DVD releases, SWAT magazine and SWAT action figures, along with a promo for Joe Pesci's latest pizza joint opening before returning to the arena where the camera pans the ringside area showing fans with signs that say "Phantam of the ring!," "Golden Girl Rulz!," "Phantam can pose for me anytime!" and Mount Olympia!" before fading to the broadcast table where Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton are joined by "The Ruler" Paul Blair who are wearing headsets.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Welcome back and we're joined by 'The Ruler' Paul Blair who seems to have quite an interest in this match up."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "You all should be grateful that my presence alone has brought higher ratings for Battleground."

Andrew Fulton: "I couldn't have said it better myself Your Highness and you are much superior than those mutant scum.

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Don't even mention those shits or any reference to those subhuman scum and speaking of subhuman shits...."

Andrew Fulton: "Yeah the Fairtex Dynasty spoiled your humiliation of Psychotic Goth's lapdog Little Dragon."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Ha! HA! Yeah! We ran that worthless jobber boy out of SWAT and the Fairtex Dynasty is not just going to fall we're going to make sure they're next. Those whining Asian boys should just leave before we embarrass them."

Andrew Fulton: "Oh so true words sir."

Jeremy Tucker: "You two belong together. Getting back to this match both SWAT Pan Amazons Women's Champion Olympia and Phantam Fairtex had quite a few choice words for the other and they intend to settle their issues once and for all in this very high stakes match."

Andrew Fulton: "I say dump the GM now for this man because he's a true authority figure compared to Lynn Brewster."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Now you're a real fine citizen and you deserve a reward. In fact, if I become GM you'll get a position under me."

Andrew Fulton: "You are so benign Your Majesty."

Jeremy Tucker: "Suck up. Right now let's go to the ring for this Battle of the Sexes Match."

Frank Salazar: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Bangkok, Thailand. He comes in at 6ft and weighs in at 235lbs. and is accompanied by his bother Tong Fairtex. He is 'The Handsomest Man in SWAT' and one half of The Fairtex Dynasty. Please welcome Phantam Fairtex."

(The ringsiders cheer as "He's So Fine' plays as Phantam Fairtex comes to ringside arm to arm with two models on either side of him dressed in Muy Thai fighting gear. Tong Fairtex follows him to the ring and when Phantam enters the ring he holds the ropes for them to enter before dancing and going to all four corners to say a prayer to honor the fighting gods before going to his corner bouncing up and down slapping and beating is chest and face psyching himself up as Tong talks strategy with him.)

Jeremy Tucker: "This arena's about to explode."

Frank Salazar: "Now introducing from Olympia, Washington. She comes in at 6ft, and 135lbs. She is an Olympic Gold Medalist in two disciplines and is the current SWAT Pan Amazons Women's Champion. She is accompanied to the ring by The Hired Killers and she is known as 'The Golden Girl.' Please welcome Olympia."

("The Olympic March" plays as the tron shows an American Flag which fades to the Olympic Flag that has Olympia's name on it as red, white and blue pyros explode as Olympia comes out to the ramp. She raises her head and starts slowly marching to the ring removing the American Flag and folding it respectfully before doing the same with the Olympic Flag. She enters the ring and bows respectfully to all four corners before taking off her medals and her Olympic Jacket before unstrapping her title belt and handing it to the referee who holds it up and give it to the time keeper as Olympia tests the ropes a look of intensity on her face.)

Jeremy Tucker: "the bell rings and this match is underway. They circle and lock up collar and elbow. Phantam applies a side headlock and takes Olympia full over the hip to the canvas retaining control as they grapple on the mat. Olympia counters with a head scissors and she has that head scissors on tight."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "I bet that's the closest thing to sex that Asian Asshole's ever gotten in his whole entire life."

Andrew Fulton: "I just wish I was the one facing Olympia."

Jeremy Tucker: "Then why not challenge her to a match."

Andrew Fulton: "Hell No! She'll kill me!"

Jeremy Tucker: "Hypocrite."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "'The Ugliest Mug in SWAT' gets back to his feet and easily works his way out of the hold. He applies a leg bar and begins to work on her leg which is also the closest thing to sex he's had in a long time."

Jeremy Tucker: "You're disgusting."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "And damned proud of it."

Andrew Fulton: "That's because you tell the truth. Olympia thrust kicks Phantam off and they spring up in fighting stances. They lock up again and fireman's carry takedowns Phantam into an armbar. Both The Hired Killers and Tong Fairtex are shouting instructions as Phantsm works his way back to his feet."

Jeremy Tucker: "So far it's been an even technical match between two evenly skilled wrestlers. Phantam armdrags Olympia and does it again before applying an armbar."

Andrew Fulton: "He's jealous of 'Timeless' Alex Turner because he has the best moves and does it a hundred times better while looking good."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Of course he is and it shows. Turner has the best moves in the wrestling business today second only to me. Olympia makes her way back to her feet and counters with a series of arm wringers followed by a series of arm wrenches. Phantam counters with a series of arm wrenches of his own followed by a series of forearm smashes."

Andrew Fulton: "Looks like Phantam is through being nice and technical and now the mean side of him is coming out, he whips Olympia into the ropes and clotheslines her hard followed by an elbow drop to her mid-section before going for the pin....One...Olympia kicks out."

Jeremy Tucker: "Phantam whips Olympia into the corner and Stinger Splashes her. He stands her up and delivers a series of knife edges to her throat. He whips her into the opposite corner and charges in with a dropkick but Olympia rolls out of the way and Phantam crashes into the ringpost."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Oh yeah that was so smart of that moron. The Thai Shithole won't be having sex for quite a long time....Ha!...Ha!...Ha! Olympia leaves the ring and crotches him on the ringpost. She quickly makes a wish before cinching in a figure four leglock outside the ring."

Andrew Fulton: "Tong rushes over but The Hired Killers block his way. They argue with the referee and until he warns them off and warns Olympia to release the hold which she does before she grabs a chair and re enters the ring wielding it."

Jeremy Tucker: "Olympia's about to go SWAT Amazon now. She bangs the chair repeatedly on the canvas and let's out a war cry before smashing Phantam's head with the chair again and again. She follows up quickly by jamming the chair into his chest and throat before holding it and bellowing."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "I like that attitude especially if it's at The Fairtex Dynasty's expense. Hell she should have a catfight with Jane for Tarzan's love. She'd kick Jane's ass in no time flat. Olympia waits for him to get up and smashes him in the face with that chair and looks like
the Thai's pretty boy won't be posing for any ads or doing any commercials any time soon."

Andrew Fulton: "Olympia winds up again but Phantam counters with a Muy Thai style superkick and Olympia's down on the canvas. He picks up the chair and as Olympia gets up and smashes her in the back repeatedly. Phantam stalks her and cinches in an STF and he has it in tight."

Jeremy Tucker: "Olympia's struggling to get to the ropes and Phantam's weight advantage is preventing her from doing so. She attempts to counter by trying to loosen his grip but he manages to retain control of the hold. Olympia manages to get a foot on the ropes to break the hold."

Andrew Fulton: "Phantam whips Olympia into the ropes and misses with a clothesline and Olympia counters with a slingblade. She bounds into the ropes again and Lionsaults Phantam before going for the cover.....One....Two.....Kickout by Phantam."

(The other Bro Code members storm out of the ringside seats and attack Tong.)

Jeremy Tucker: "Jimmy Blast and Israel Steele just attacked Tong Fairtex as Olympia attempts a suplex but Phantam blocks it and counters with a suplex of his own. He immediately leaves the ring with the chair and goes after Bro Code."

Andrew Fulton: "The Hired Killers are about to join in but their opponents tonight Chianti Pearl Harbor them from behind in an obvious attempt to soften them up before they face off. Roxylishus is in the ring urging them on not realizing a fuming Olympia is stalking towards her. Watch out Foxy Roxylishus! Get out of the ring before she kills you!"

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "SOMEONE RESCUE THAT POOR WOMAN.....!"

Jeremy Tucker: "Why not come riding to the rescue of knight in shining armor."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Hell no! I'm not that stupid!"

Jeremy Tucker: "Figures. Olympia glares at Roxylishus as she turns around and realizes too late that Olympia is behind her. She attempts to bail out but Olympia grabs her by the hair and scoops her up and she running gorilla presses a screaming Roxylishus out of the ring onto Chianti.
She turns around as Candace Morelli storms the ring and she scoops her up and running gorilla presses her out of the ring onto Joey Morelli."

Jeremy Tucker: "The referee's called Frank Salazar over and he's talking with him. He's waving towards the backstage area as they continue talking."

Frank Salazar: "I've just been informed that the referee has just called for security to remove all non participants in this match and out of the arena to the backstage area."

(The ringsiders roar as security comes out and starts escorting Bro Code along with Candace Morelli, Roxylishus and Chianti out from ringside.)

Jeremy Tucker "Looks like orders just been restored and this match shall resume."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "That's not fair Tong Fairtex and The Hired Killers are still out there! That's bias! Pure blatant bias!"

Andrew Fulton: "I fully agree with you sir. There's too much favoritism in this match and you'll bring real order in SWAT."

Jeremy Tucker: "OH yeah I can see it now. You sucking up to Joe Pesci. Phantam reenters the ring and waits for Olympia to get up. He's still a bit wobbly due to that injured leg Olympia worked on. She's back on her feet and Phantam superkicks Olympia and goes for the over....One....
Two.....Olympia bridges out."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "That count was slower than paint drying. Phantam goes to a corner and waits to strike as Olympia gets back to her feet again, he attempts a running jumping knee strike but Olympia counters with a jumping knee strike of her own blocking it. Both seem to be slow getting up."

Andrew Fulton: "Olympia's back on her feet first and she picks Phantam up for an Olympic Slam. She psyches herself up and cinches in The Golden Lock. How she's able to get it onto his tree trunk legs is a miracle in itself but she's tenacious and manages to keep it on."

Jeremy Tucker: "Phantam manages to counter the Golden Lock with an anklelock of his own. Olympia's close to the ropes to grab them and force a break in the hold. Both are hurt from the other's submission attempts."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "This is definitive proof that The Fairtex Dynasty" are nothing but weaklings compared to Bro Code and we're as tough as they come too."

Jeremy Tucker: "Then how come Calm Morgan isn't running with you anymore since he's as tough as they come."

"The Ruler" Paul Blair: "Don't dare mention that piece of dead weight in my presence ever again."

Jeremy Tucker: "Olympia and Phantam are exchanging chops to the chest and Phantam is getting the best of the exchange. He whips Olympia into the ropes but misses with a clothesline again and Olympia bounds into the ropes and comes off with a roaring Superman punch between Phantam's eyes."

Andrew Fulton: "Olympia makes the cover for a close three count. She gets up and stalks Phantam as he gets up and she cinches in a Kokima Clutch. Olympia has it in tight as she wraps her legs around Phantam's body. Oh I so wish it was me Phantam attempts to ram Olympia into the corner but she's determined to hang on."

Jeremy Tucker: "Phantam looks like he's starting to fade as the referee's checking on him. He raises his arm and lets go as it drops, he does it again and once again it drops limp. The referee holds it up again and it falls limp and the referee calls for the bell."

Frank Salazar: "Your winner at 10minutes Olympia."

Jeremy Tucker: "Olympia prevails in what can be considered an interesting Battle of the Sexes."

Andrew Fulton: "The Hired Killers and Chianti are both anxious and determined to settle their issues along with the soon to be former General Manager Lynn Brewster and Radu Matei."

Jeremy Tucker: "We'll see what transpires when those matches occur but right now we thank 'The Ruler' Paul Blair for being out here to do commentary. Right now we have to leave for the moment but we shall return with more action after these words from our sponsors."

(The scene slowly fades to black.)