mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Jan 6, 2022 12:01:01 GMT -5
[You'd recognize that fro anywhere.]
Mr. Satan : Am I the meanest?
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
Mr. Satan : Am I the prettiest?
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
Mr. Satan : Am I the baddest mofo low down around this Universe?
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
Mr. Satan : Well who am I?
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
Mr. Satan : WHO AM I?
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
Mr. Satan : I can't hear you...
Everyone: Vote: Mosler
[The android devil stands on Nausicaa's corpse to address all his fans.]
Mr. Satan: Now I don't know who killed all these people. But if anyone can get to the bottom of this mystery... its the great Hercule Poir-SatanBot.
Everyone: Unvote: Mosler
"...Because when you're this Hercule SatanBot, they call you Mister."
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Post by Phoenix Roost on Jan 6, 2022 12:30:04 GMT -5
*Pintur flies onto the scene in a burst of blue ki. He surveys the damage taking a moment to pick up the corpse of a charred animal. It isn't an earth animal, some kind of turkey necked cow with a pot belly pig body. Pintur decided this species is called the Mongo.* "What force caused all this senseless destruction? These people had promise, think of the innovations they could have come up with... And yet I find this group of warriors, proud Namekians, Androids, ... Humans" *He marvels at the moustache on the human with the oddly spike anime protagonist hair ...* "And what a surprise... At a scene of great destruction we also find other Saiyans. You understand why I am apprehensive about you being here?" *He points at Hiroko* "My name is Pintur, warrior for justice and sword that protects the weak. Identify yourself. Why should we not just submit you to the proper authorities here and now?" *Pintur is not unreasonable and gives the Saiyan a chance to explain herself. He also keeps a wary eye on the man with the moustache and the reckless human who pointed at him, though with his Saiyan heritage he understands her concern* *Hiroko just sneers at Pintur. The other Saiyan here, and he's grandstanding about being a hero for the weak... If she knew the words to say it, she'd call him a pretentious fool... But instead she says...* I don't have to explain myself to you. A true Saiyan conquers, but why would I kill all the people I need for all the boring shit? *She starts to crackle with energy. Her ki is red.* Now if you want to show me you're a real Saiyan, we can throw down right now. We don't need weaklings when we kill whoever did this.
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Post by IMMORTALS on Jan 6, 2022 13:09:15 GMT -5
Greetings, [REDACTED]lings, it is I, Sexxar.
I have cum to save you all from total assnihilation, however it seems I've cum too slowly. Better late, than pregnant, HA HA HA.
In order to break free from my slave masters, I need to be accepted to this new world, Not-Earth. I want to be accepting into you, world. I have cum to chew bubblegum and bang mouths in order to achieve my goals, but androids do not chew bubblegum.
I identify one that poses concern to my robot, penis. Not Vegeta. Meaning, Yes Vagina. My arch nemesis. This game is apparent, fuck or be fucked. My erect robot, penis, points to you Yes Vagina.
Vote: Mongo
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 6, 2022 15:42:37 GMT -5
"My ki attacks are meant to restrain and capture... Why do I feel like you would... Enjoy that..."
*Pintur regards the new being with disgust and disdain. He sighs and gives a passing hand waive to the female Saiyan who obviously embodies all the worst of his race, dismissing her fury and turning to the pair of Namekians.*
"What wisdom do you have to offer us my friends?"
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 6, 2022 18:06:19 GMT -5
If Nausicaä Suzuki fails to post the bio by the time I wake up tomorrow, we're starting without him. Put him in and let him be an easy Day One vote. Otherwise you know what I'm gonna do... *shines up his nice looking NOVOTE shtick* Something change overnight there, sexbot? I didn’t know androids were so prone to whims. Vote: HypeYour sudden change in style is alarming. But thank you for acknowledging my human-ness and not being that other guy who only vaguely looks similar to me
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Post by Robbie A on Jan 6, 2022 18:10:12 GMT -5
Immediate thoughts, Mongo, H2F and Hype all a little off but I’ve had a long day, I’ll be more flavour and more in depth in the morning but yeah…these three all a little off one way or another.
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Post by IMMORTALS on Jan 6, 2022 18:17:54 GMT -5
Immediate thoughts, Mongo, H2F and Hype all a little off but I’ve had a long day, I’ll be more flavour and more in depth in the morning but yeah…these three all a little off one way or another. Cum to Sexcar, let him change your attitude with strong robot, penis. You want to be in depth in the morning, my fees are posted on www. sexxxar.biz I have posted exactly one time, but you immediately jumped on my dick. That means Sexxar is doing good as a robot, gigolo.
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Post by IMMORTALS on Jan 6, 2022 18:25:04 GMT -5
Put him in and let him be an easy Day One vote. Otherwise you know what I'm gonna do... *shines up his nice looking NOVOTE shtick* Something change overnight there, sexbot? I didn’t know androids were so prone to whims. Vote: HypeYour sudden change in style is alarming. But thank you for acknowledging my human-ness and not being that other guy who only vaguely looks similar to me Sexxar saw the name Yes Vagina, and his AI malfunctioned. Sexxar agrees we need to satiate the quiet ones with good robot, loving. Also Yes Vagina, why do you suck so much more than Sexxar? Because oh my God you suck. That is Sexxars move, you only use that when you are guilty of dirty, dick. You copy Sexxars moves, you copy Sexxars retaliation. If Sexxar wanted his own come back, Sexxar would ask your mother. HA HA
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 6, 2022 20:37:13 GMT -5
Immediate thoughts, Mongo, H2F and Hype all a little off but I’ve had a long day, I’ll be more flavour and more in depth in the morning but yeah…these three all a little off one way or another. Cum to Sexcar, let him change your attitude with strong robot, penis. You want to be in depth in the morning, my fees are posted on www.sex xxar.biz I have posted exactly one time, but you immediately jumped on my dick. That means Sexxar is doing good as a robot, gigolo. Mod note, please don't make websites with your character on the off-chance that they're real and gets us in trouble with Proboards again. I think admin-hat Mongo would thank you.
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Post by Phoenix Roost on Jan 6, 2022 20:55:47 GMT -5
"My ki attacks are meant to restrain and capture... Why do I feel like you would... Enjoy that..." *Pintur regards the new being with disgust and disdain. He sighs and gives a passing hand waive to the female Saiyan who obviously embodies all the worst of his race, dismissing her fury and turning to the pair of Namekians.* "What wisdom do you have to offer us my friends?" *Hiroko smirks.* "Just because you're not man enough to handle me, you don't have to get hateful." *She lets him be dismissive--his loss, he's probably a low-rank grunt, anyway--before just floating above the scene of destruction, keeping an eye out for trouble. Occasionally her stomach jumps when she sees NotVegeta, but she scowls when she realizes it's a human who couldn't possibly be the king. She's tempted to kill him just for his insolence, but she'll watch him for a while first.* *She mostly just rolls her eyes at the sex android. What a useless creation. And its voice is grating. She'll watch it as well. Hopefully she gets to watch it die in a shower of sparks. If they destroy each other, that's a win-win.*
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Jan 7, 2022 0:24:26 GMT -5
Man not knowing this show is making it harder then I thought. None of this makes any sense to me, but I am enjoying Hype’s sex puns at least.
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Post by h2f on Jan 7, 2022 9:29:33 GMT -5
Man not knowing this show is making it harder then I thought. None of this makes any sense to me, but I am enjoying Hype’s sex puns at least. My show knowledge isn’t helping much. I think veggie was a bad guy then became a good guy when he had a baby with one of the human scientists.
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 7, 2022 11:50:22 GMT -5
Prodding Mav. for activity. At a docs appointment with mrs Kuroi. Ill do a vote count when i get back.
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Jan 7, 2022 13:18:15 GMT -5
[The Robot Devil finishes burying the dead, in record time.]
Mr. SatanBOT: ...Beat that time.
[The Robot Devil tosses a shovel at the feet of the other fighters, challenging them to dig up the 300K of corpses - while emphasis what a nice guy he is.]
Trans:
Kuroi's introduction lists us in order of sign up or character creation - either way, it almost consciously seems to clutter up our species. For those keeping track of tribes-
Human: Not Vegeta (Mongo) Brazeera (H2F) Kata (Maverick)
Saiyan: Pinturtk (DT) Hiroko (Phoenix Roost)
Namekian: Pinnochi (Awesome) Taiko (Robbie)
Carlos (Scorps) Sexxar (Hype) Mr. Satan Champion of REDACTED (Mosler)
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Post by h2f on Jan 7, 2022 13:44:24 GMT -5
[The Robot Devil finishes burying the dead, in record time.] Mr. SatanBOT: ...Beat that time. [The Robot Devil tosses a shovel at the feet of the other fighters, challenging them to dig up the 300K of corpses - while emphasis what a nice guy he is.] Trans: Kuroi's introduction lists us in order of sign up or character creation - either way, it almost consciously seems to clutter up our species. For those keeping track of tribes- Human: Not Vegeta (Mongo) Brazeera (H2F) Kata (Maverick) Saiyan: Pinturtk (DT) Hiroko (Phoenix Roost) Namekian: Pinnochi (Awesome) Taiko (Robbie) Carlos (Scorps) Sexxar (Hype) Mr. Satan Champion of REDACTED (Mosler) last group being androids. But I’m not clear if it’s one faction that’s all scum or a mix of people from various factions. The show did include different races working together.
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