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Post by ForeverKuroi on Nov 30, 2022 23:42:46 GMT -5
For the record Erez that's not Harry. He's a new guy. Why'd you gotta kill my hope?
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Dec 4, 2022 21:06:49 GMT -5
"Yo, my name is Burt Sanders and I'll be your HR Representative over here. My job is to oversee and try to prevent turnover. We're running a workshop to help increase worker morale and think about what you've done. After all, we're all here for one reason or another. Managements wants to clean house but we're trying to show them that we can make this team happen. We're a second family to each other. Let's act like it. Anyways, let's start out first day of HR Workshops!"
Employed Players: 1. Bruce Wayne (Mosler) 2. Mongo The Destroyer (Mongo) 3. Keith (Steele) 4. Mary-Ann (H2F) 5. Trey Dolan (DT) 6. Derrik Foles (Dunne) 7. Marty Donovan (Visit Noem) 8. "Big Rod" Rodney Baschovitz (Hype) 9. “Mean” Gene Sprenkle (Hardcore Hammer)
With nine alive, it takes five to terminate.
Day One ends on Wednesday, 12/7 at 9:30 PM.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Dec 4, 2022 22:46:24 GMT -5
I don’t even know why I’m here. I didn’t do anything wrong. Maybe you should ask one of those slugs in accounting and get off my rear
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 4, 2022 22:55:19 GMT -5
Do you know how long it would take to get off that gargantuan thing?
Vote: Mongo
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Post by h2f on Dec 5, 2022 8:33:11 GMT -5
Mr. Fluffypants peed outside, came back in, ate his treat, looked me dead in the eye and peed again. He KNOWS where that goes and it isn’t the living room floor. We had words.
Translation: how could I trust Dave? FOS. Mongo also looks like he would pee on the floor so I’m watching him. No one else has posted so I trust them even less.
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Post by Visit Neom on Dec 5, 2022 18:38:28 GMT -5
It is a pleasure to meet you Mr.Sanders. As someone who dreams of one day retiring at this prestigious company, You can trust that I will be taking detailed notes on the workshop.
( Marty begins to write on the back of a Manila envelope that was mailed to Bruce Wayne. He is working on a list of potential finishing move names with KO-MART at the top.)
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Post by IMMORTALS on Dec 6, 2022 10:21:33 GMT -5
Listen up Sanders, what you've heard about me is all wrong. These gals have just fingered me for wrong doings that I... heh, fingered.
Looks it's not how it seems, I just want to work again and work hard...real hard. Big Rod needs to move!
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Dec 6, 2022 22:03:16 GMT -5
Hello everyone, Mean Gene here has decided that HR should let me run the workshop. With over 15 years of top notch sales experience, I have always agreed with that age old saying…the company that works together, twerks together…or something like that anyway.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Dec 6, 2022 22:13:42 GMT -5
Listen up Sanders, what you've heard about me is all wrong. These gals have just fingered me for wrong doings that I... heh, fingered. Looks it's not how it seems, I just want to work again and work hard...real hard. Big Rod needs to move! Hey, this MAN likes getting FINGERED. Sus. Don't tread on me bro, my fingers are for others and maybe myself sometimes when the lights are off.
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Dec 7, 2022 0:17:43 GMT -5
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Steele
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2017 EoD Winner | 2x AWF Champion | 2x TGK Champion | 1 x XHF Phoenix Champion | AWF Hall of Famer
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Post by Steele on Dec 7, 2022 4:46:22 GMT -5
Sorry I forgot everything existed. You tend to forget things at my age.
OK so I'm not sure what the meta is round here any more but last time I played we had a habit of just bumbling around until the end of day 1 inevitably ended in a no-lynch.
Gonna see if we can get things moving one way or another with a good old random number generator, VOTE: NOEM
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The one you want to win, but won't admit it.
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Dec 7, 2022 5:39:45 GMT -5
walks in.
Can we make this quit, the lady in cubicle C9 tried to, yet again, program the coffee machine from her computer. And I'd like to get to here desk before where all seeing the Dancing Baby form 96 again. The virus is no joke.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 7, 2022 7:52:36 GMT -5
*tweet from the official company Twitter feed the commercial with the Puppy Monkey Baby*
I mean this is worse
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Post by h2f on Dec 7, 2022 16:39:35 GMT -5
Cuddlewampkins cane up to me and requested pets and lovin’ in the cutest way. I know he peed on the floor yesterday but he hasn’t today and I won’t punish him for something he hasn’t done.
Translation I don’t won’t to vote for someone day 1 that’s actually participating. When there’s a reason, sure. I’m happy to Vote whomever but if it’s a random selection, let us pick someone who isn’t contributing.
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Dec 7, 2022 16:48:37 GMT -5
Translation I don’t won’t to vote for someone day 1 that’s actually participating. When there’s a reason, sure. I’m happy to Vote whomever but if it’s a random selection, let us pick someone who isn’t contributing. In other words, something a non-team player would say. You gotta go with the ol’ intuition with these sort of decisions. Plus pets in the workplace are a major no-no in my books. VOTE: H2f
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