h2f
CAR Pit Crew
Vroom, Vroom, Female Dogs
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Post by h2f on Jun 2, 2023 6:56:19 GMT -5
It has begun! I’m looking forward to bearly containing my laughter at all the bear puns!
I’m a Beahr and I brought marshmallows!
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terras
.::XHF Competitor::.
Posts: 58
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Post by terras on Jun 2, 2023 7:15:32 GMT -5
Essence stealing.
Its shocking enough to evaculate one's bowels. Which is exactly what the large grizzly does, marking her territory. It is only after the expulsion that she notices her social fauxpaus - that bearskin rug, wasn't a rug at all.
Eyes narrow.
Someone in this gym is a murderer....
UrsusLa: RAaaaaaaaaaaawr!
Having made her point, the grizzly begins to sharpen her claws on the carpet........ only to once again realize that she is desecrating Mrs. GOLDBEAR II's corpse. Whoops. Embrassed, UrsusLa V-lines for the refreshment table, eating 8000 calories in ants.
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Jun 2, 2023 7:37:09 GMT -5
Essence stealing. Its shocking enough to evaculate one's bowels. Which is exactly what the large grizzly does, marking her territory. It is only after the expulsion that she notices her social fauxpaus - that bearskin rug, wasn't a rug at all. Eyes narrow. Someone in this gym is a murderer.... UrsusLa: RAaaaaaaaaaaawr! Having made her point, the grizzly begins to sharpen her claws on the carpet........ only to once again realize that she is desecrating Mrs. GOLDBEAR II's corpse. Whoops. Embrassed, UrsusLa V-lines for the refreshment table, eating 8000 calories in ants. Now that’s just wrong.
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Jun 2, 2023 7:37:57 GMT -5
::A sun and brown bear enter the ring growling to each other and cracking jokes. The crowd boos, not understanding the joke (I guess no one speaks bear in here). The pair grunt to each other, removing a poster from under the ring and tying it to the ropes. On the poster is a smiling circus bear balancing on a wall. In large blood-red letters it reads: MAIN EVENT. The bears calmly exit the ring::
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jun 2, 2023 8:52:17 GMT -5
*cameras follow me as I walk to mrs goldbear II’s house accompanied by security*
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jun 2, 2023 15:03:54 GMT -5
FYI, I'm LARPing this weekend. Maybe I'll see a bear. Maybe I'll destroy a bear. That's the fun.
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Post by RattyMcDaddy on Jun 2, 2023 15:47:47 GMT -5
Well, this has been a bear-y interesting turn of events. Let's sort out the robots and avenge the death of Mrs Goldberg
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Steele
Graphics Wizards
2017 EoD Winner | 2x AWF Champion | 2x TGK Champion | 1 x XHF Phoenix Champion | AWF Hall of Famer
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Post by Steele on Jun 2, 2023 16:26:55 GMT -5
OK guys let's calm down and look at this rationally, no need for any panda-monium
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Steve Awesome
.::XHF Superstar::.
-~The Awesome Reality of Steve Awesome~-
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Post by Steve Awesome on Jun 2, 2023 18:32:50 GMT -5
I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news…
I’m bad news Bearret
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Post by IMMORTALS on Jun 3, 2023 12:09:44 GMT -5
OOC: this is the part where I come clean and admit I know little/ zero about bears and their history in the XHF. I do however, know about one of the bears best friend and I will play that character instead.
"Bonjourno my friends, itsa me, Antonio Tagliatelle. I come to you with play your game, and wish to have fun anda the good time. I've got two penises and one bigger badder furry growler... my grizzly friend, Big Bad Bear!"
A giant bear walks in, with the ability to walk, talk and read? It's all very baffling.
"Now, who is scared ofa big metal yellow robots? Not-a me! Triple B will crush those cans of sardines, and lap up their salty guts-a."
OOC: pretty sure I offended bears, Italians, robots and even myself with that one.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jun 3, 2023 13:52:46 GMT -5
Can confirm, mildly offended.
Not all Italians have two dicks...
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terras
.::XHF Competitor::.
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Post by terras on Jun 3, 2023 14:32:23 GMT -5
Can confirm, mildly offended. Not all Italians have two dicks... Then how do they walk? It can't all be propulsion based on hand talking... The grizzly thought while sharpening her claws on what she could only assume wasn't a beloved XHF character's corpse. ...It was a pig retrieved from the snack table. UrsusLa: Rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwwrrrrr. Ha. Well put. Truly the best bear pun of all.
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jun 3, 2023 22:31:52 GMT -5
Vote: Mongo
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Post by RattyMcDaddy on Jun 3, 2023 23:24:15 GMT -5
I'm in the same boat as Hype, not all up on bear history,but if Whinny doesn't make an appearance imma be pissed.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jun 4, 2023 0:28:17 GMT -5
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