SSS Winter Festival 2017 (RESULTS)

[Kira Izumi]

PRE SHOW:

The bell rings and the veteran Azumi Goto seems so chill while her opponent already makes a stance. Azumi gets closer as they both begin their lockup battle. Azumi can easily overpower the smaller Meguri as she sends Meguri rolls backward with one push. Meguri quickly recovers but she got welcomed with Azumi's Running Soccerball Kick right into Meguri's chest. So hard even we can hear the tapping sound so clearly. Meguri rolls aside but again, Azumi gives Meguri a strong-style PK kick and it's now on her back. Meguri seems in hurt with that kick. Azumi raises her hand and taunting the crowd, rallying them and make them pops the arena. Azumi grabs Meguri by her hair as she hits her Go To Revolution finisher. Meguri is down and out as Azumi goes for a PIN and makes her quick victory in her debut.

Karin Wholfe: "(And your winner, Azumi Goto!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: What a quick work by the veteran, Azumi Goto!

Kayako Kai: She might take a long break but her legendary aura is still shining on her.

Azumi celebrates in the ring and then she rolls out to approach her 3-year-old daughter and her husband to give them a kiss on their forehead before returning to backstage.

Yumiko Kanaigawa stands in the ring smiling. She bows to the crowd and brings her microphone up.

”(Yumiko: Ganbare, everyone!)”

Yumiko makes a fist and punches the air in the front of her.

The Crowd: GANBARE!!!

Everyone claps and Yumiko bows again, to all four sections of the arena.

Yumiko: “(Everyone! Thank you so much for your support and energy! It fuels our competitors and makes them fight harder! And so does our next honored guest! For more than thirty years he was a Puroresu practitioner. He has inspired my generation and the generation that has come after to Ganbare their hardest! Even when it seemed impossible to Ganbare! He Ganbared in the face of much adversity. And for many years after his career in the ring ended, he still Ganbared behind the scenes, keeping his beloved fighting league alive when everyone else thought it was impossible!)”

The crowd cheers here. They all know who Yumiko is talking about.

Yumiko: “(Now he is working tirelessly in America, reviving the league over there and teaching America all about his Kingdom! Ladies and Gentlepeople! Please welcome to SSS! For the first time returning to Japan! Ten time Tragic Tag Team Champion of Japan! Mr! Sumoooooooooooooooooooo!)”

Mr. Sumo emerges from the curtain in his traditional silk robe he wore to all his matches. Though he is of fifty years, the smile on his face makes the massive sumo wrestler seem younger. He bows to everyone as they cheer him and takes a moment at the top of the ramp to take in all the adulation.

Then he walks down the ramp, looking all the fans in the eyes, shaking their hands, hugging them. Everyone wants to touch Mr. Sumo or yell their thanks at him. It takes him a while to reach the ring.

When he does Yumiko holds the ropes open for him. He bows, thanks her and steps inside, walking to the center of the ring and doing the same Ganbare fist that Yumiko had done previously, the old pose he and Reo “The Fist of Honor” Nakajima used to do together when they wrestled as the Battle Friends.

The entire arena does the fist as well. Chants of “Sumoooooooooooooo!” break out. When they finally die down Yumiko bows in front of Mr. Sumo.

Yumiko: “(Mr. Sumo San, thank you so much for being here! It is an honor to receive you! It is an honor for our women and all our guest to compete for you!)”

The crowd cheers again.

A ring attendant brings Sumo a microphone of his own. Sumo bows to him and thanks him.

Mr. Sumo: “(Yumiko Kanagawa! If it is an honor for anyone to be here, it is me! It is a joy and pleasure to watch so many talented women compete at such a high level! As you know, my late wife, she was a Jyoshi Practitioner herself.)”

The crowd cheered at the mention of Sumo’s wife.

Yumiko: “(Loco Yokoooooooooo!)”

Yumiko makes the ganbare fist again, as does the entire arena as they shouted Yoko’s name.

Sumo is visibly touched that so many people remember his beloved wife.

Mr. Sumo: “(Hai. For many years I watched her in rings just like this one. And I have always loved and enjoyed Women’s Puroresu, so to see a company like this emerge, and give so much opportunity to a new generation! I am very excite!)”

More cheering was had.

Mr. Sumo: “(And I am not the only Battle Friend who believes in women’s wrestling, my partner Reo Nakajima could not be here tonight!)”

Sumo could barely finish that sentence before the entire arena popped for Reo. It took a long time for the cheers to die down.

Mr. Sumo: “(Yes, Good Old Reo has dated more than his share of Joshi Practitioners! Haha! But he wanted me to personally thank every member of the Sakura Shoujo Stampede locker room for representing Japan so well in the Puroresu world!)”

That brought even more cheers.

Yumiko: “(Mr. Sumo San! Is it true that you have a gift for our SSS fans? You brought them something from America?)”

Sumo nodded as the people cheered in expectation.

Mr. Sumo: “(Hai. If it is okay with you, Yumiko! I have brought two exotic wrestlers from two far away lands! One, Seattle, Washington, Emerald City, And Gateway city to Japan, where Friendly Gaijins listen to Grunge Music still and wear plaid shirt! This is where my New Kingdom stands, the Tragic Gaijin Kingdom! And also the far away forest of Ohio! Where Gaijins grow strange exotic nuts called buck eyes!)”

Yumiko: “(Oh! Buck Eyes!? What does this nut do?)”

Mr. Sumo: Grows very big and strong Puroresu Fighters! As you will see soon!

Yumiko: “(Thank you, Mr. Sumo! For learning so much about Gaijins in their native habitats! We will bring out your two fighters now! Please enjoy the rest of our show! And every type of body! Please welcome our guest ring announcer! From the Buck Eye Land’s Ascension Wrestling Federation! Jessie Love!)”

Yumiko and Mr. Sumo bow to each other.

Jessie love is an immediate hit with the male SSS fans. She wears a Sailor Jupiter Cosplay Outfit that is too short in some places and too low in others. She is just ... bursting out of that thing. She enters the ring as Sumo holds open the ropes for Yumiko. Jessie bending down to enter the ring causes a roar of excitement.

Jessie Love: “(Ladies and Gentlepeople! Please Welcome first! From West Hollywood, California! Accompanied to the ring by the insanely hot! The Insanely Insatiable! The Insanely Insane! Catherine Black!)”

Cat Black walks out first, dressed in an outfit she calls, Sexy Black Cat. A short black dress with a tail at the end of it, black thigh high boots and a pair of cat ears on a head band, holding back her long raven colored hair. She gives the entire arena a look that says, “you are all beneath me” and shrugs.

Jessie Love: “(He is the Hottest Bitch in the Business! He is the Golden Calf of Professional Wrestling! Because Puroresu Sucks Dick! Oh!)”

The crowd boos as Jessie looks down at her cue cards, wondering how that got in there.

Jessie Love: “(He is the Great White Hope! Because White People are better at Wrestling than any Japanese who has ever lived! Oh, shit! Sorry, everyone! That’s my one flaw as a ring announcer! I will read anything if you print it on a card!)”

More boos. At ring side, Mr. Sumo is standing up, visibly angry at Mad Dog’s antics.

Jessie Love: “(He is the Tragic Gaijin Kingdom Grand Champion of the Americas and Also Canada! He is Mad Dog! Kung-Fu Dragon Fighter! Smith!)”

Whitney Houston’s “I Get So Emotional, Baby” plays over the PA, starting at the Chorus. Mad Dog struts down to the ring wearing stars and strips. His ring jacket is a long, tassel covered affair with red and white stripes. His tights are blue with white stars. The back of his jacket has Kanji all over it that read, “Japan Straight Up Sucks!”

He opens his jacket as the crowd boos and Cat slings her arm around his waist. He looks into the camera and brushes gold locks out of his face.

Mad Dog: “(I don’t know why we had to come to this country! Me and Cat bang Japanese chicks all the time in Seattle, I mean, what else is there to do here!?)”

Pulling open his jacket, Mad Dog reveals the TGK Grand Championship.

Mad Dog and Cat stroll down to the ring. Mad Dog mimes how he can’t believe how hot Cat is and she eats it up, spinning for him and strutting her stuff.

Cat Black: (Looking Into the Camera) “(My ancestors were smart. They left this country when they had the chance. Thank God I wasn’t born here!)”

By the time they enter the ring, the usually polite Japanese crowd is hot enough that some of them even throw cups and plates at the Gaijin power couple.

That’s when “Unstable” starts playing over the PA.

Mad Dog seems miffed. He wanted more time to strut to his song. He whips off his jacket in anger and looks toward the entrance.

Jessie Love: “(He is the protector of the Realm of Bethesda! He is a Cosmic Champion who defends all Normals! He is a Kitchen Crew Member of Bethesda Burger! Where from now until Christmas you can get ten Bethesda Nuggets for two dollars and fifty cents! Ladies and Gentlepeople! He is! The Cosmic! Warrior!)”

The Cosmic Warrior causes a sensation of his own as he comes rushing out from behind the curtain, a blue and yellow blur. The SSS fans have never saw such a physique on a wrestler. At 6’3”, the Warrior isn’t the biggest competitor, but is still quite tall and intimidating, with the face paint and tassels tied to his arms flying in every direction, and of course, that ridiculous definition and muscle tone.

He runs down the entrance ramp at incredible speed, runs around the ring as fans cheer in excitement and glee. Then he slips into the ring and begins running the ropes, bouncing off one set and then heading right toward the other.

This energetic entrance is a big hit, especially compared to Mad Dog’s disrespect. Mad Dog is furious at the attention. He jumps in front of the Warrior, attempting to give him a piece of his mind.

And the Warrior runs right into Mad Dog, shoulder tackling him out of the ring! This is done quite by accident but the Warrior continues running the ropes undeterred . Cat Black jumps out of the ring to help her man.

The Warrior stops running and approaches a mildly amused Jessie Love.

The Cosmic Warrior: “(JESSICA LOVE! I HAVE SOME UNFORTUNATE NEWS FOR YOU! THERE HAS BEEN A WAR! THE JAPANESE BUSINESS MAN YOU WERE SOCIALIZING WITH LAST NIGHT HAS GONE OFF TO THE WAR! IT IS UNLIKELY HE WILL SURVIVE SO HE ASKED ME TO RELATE TO THAT YOU SHOULD NOT WAIT FOR HIM! BUT RATHER DATE OTHER MEN AND STOP ALLOWING THEM TO TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!)”

The Warrior runs the ropes again. Jessie looks devastated.

Jessie Love: “(Toshi? Toshi’s breaking up with me? And using that same lame ass excuse my last three boyfriends used!?)”

Mad Dog jumps back into the ring screaming. He tries to get into Warrior’s face but Warrior is still running the ropes.

The bell goes off during this time and Jessie Love leaves the ring. Frustrated, Mad Dog leaps into the Warrior’s path and lays down. The Warrior deftly leaps over Mad Dog, who jumps back up and leap frogs Warrior as the bigger man rebounds off the ropes. When the Warrior rebounds again, Mad Dog side steps him, pushes him faster into the ropes and during the final rebound, dropkicks the Warrior in the chest.

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Warrior takes two steps back and screams. Mad Dog is shocked. His dropkick had little effect.

Now Mad Dog hits the ropes and comes back at the Warrior with a flying forearm. He bounces off the Warrior and lands on his back. The Warrior screams again as Mad Dog scrambles to his feet.

By that time Yumiko Kanaigawa returns to the commentary table. She sits beside her broadcast partner, and total bitch, Kayako Kai.

Yumiko: “(Well this is going to be a fascinating match! As we can tell from their entrances, Mad Dog Smith and the Cosmic Warrior are about as different inside their hearts as they are inside the ring!)”

Kayako: “(It’s true. The Cosmic Warrior is a muscle bound idiot and Mad Dog Smith is a the most beautiful and intelligent Gaijin to ever step foot in Japan. Cat Black is so lucky! I’m super jealous of her!)”

Yumiko: Oh, bleh! I’m going to be sick!

Kayako: “(You wouldn’t know sexy if it sat on your back, Yumi! You think Mr. Sumo is sexy!)”

Yumiko: (Blushing) “(Shut up, Kayako! He’s sitting right there!)”

Inside the ring, Mad Dog circles Warrior, every now and then going for a leg kick. The Warrior seems to be cornering Smith and Smith is getting nervous over the lack of space.

Finally, Mad Dog dashes one way, then cuts back and tries to flee around the Warrior. But the Warrior catches him by the neck and throws him across the ring!

Dog stumbles to get back to his feet but it’s there that he’s met with a clothesline!

Yumiko: That is the move the Warrior is known for! And it is very devastating!

Kayako: “(Do not give up, Mad Dog! Believe in the power of your courage!)”

The Warrior picks Mad Dog up and lifts him high above his head, only to drop him to the mat. Then he runs the ropes again and hits Mad Dog with a big body splash.

The referee counts one! Two!

But he stops there when Cat Black brings it to his attention that Mad Dog’s boot is on the rope.

Yumiko: “(Hey! Cat put Mad Dog’s foot there! The Warrior should have own this match!)”

Kayako: “(I did not see that, Yumi! You’re just making stuff up to show up in front of Mr. Sumo!)”

Yumiko: “(Shut up, Kayako!)”

The Warrior picked Mad Dog up again and shouted something at the crowd.

The Warrior: “(AND ALSO, THIS IS A BRAND NEW WRESTLING MOVE THAT I HAVE LEARNED! AND I WILL DEDICATE IT TO THE POWER! AND THE ENERGY! OF THE COSMOS!)”

The Warrior threw Mad Dog’s limp arm around his neck and lifted him high in the air. Then he brought his opponent crashing down to the mat.

Yumiko: “(Very good! The Warrior has learned to perform the vertical suplex!)”

Cat once again reaches across the ring and puts Mad Dog’s boot on the bottom rope. Kayako once again claims not to see it.

The Warrior hits Mad Dog with a few more body splashes and clotheslines.

But then Cat jumps up on the ring apron and calls out to the Warrior. The Warrior turns in curiosity and sees Cat holding a tub of pistachio almond ice cream. She has his attention.

Yumiko: “(Cat Black has done her homework! She knows the Warrior cannot resist pistachio ice cream!)”

The Warrior grunts and snorts and slowly makes his way over to Cat. Mad Dog meanwhile, looks up and sees what is happening. Then he notices Jessie Love pounding on the ring mat, trying to get the Warrior’s attention.

Jessie: “(Warrior! You need to focus!)”

As she pounds on the mat, her other arm is leaning inside the ring, inside the ropes.

Mad Dog grabs the ref’s shirt from a kneeling position.

Mad Dog: “(Hey! That girl over there has her hand inside the ring ropes! That’s illegal, ref!)”

The ref goes over to scold Jessie, blushing slightly because he saw the naked picture of her that the Japanese Businessman had been texting people. That was, of course, before the Warrior threw him out of his hotel window.

It’s then that Mad Dog reaches up and punches the Warrior in the balls.

Cat laughs at the Warrior and throws the ice cream at his head. Still hard from the freezer, it knocks the Warrior down.

Yumiko: “(Oh, no! The Warrior now has a sore head along with bruised testicles! He is in great peril! Please, Warrior! Do not give up! Ganbare!)”

Mad Dog slaps Warrior in the back of the head as the Warrior tries to rise, causing the fans to boo very loudly. Finally, when the Warrior is nearly on his feet, Dog attempts a suplex.

But he can’t lift the larger man so Dog instead drops down and pulls the Warrior into a small package.

Kayako: “(AHA! In Addition to being beautiful like the Sakura tree in bloom! Mad Dog also has the smallest package in all the world! This match is over now, yeah!?)”

One! Two! But the Warrior kicks out!

Yumiko: “(The Warrior just kicked out of the Smallest Package! He is improving the justice of his culture!)”

The Warrior rises up very quickly and starts beating his chest and throwing his hands up to the sky.

Yumiko: “(The Warrior is gathering the energy of the True Believers! The Normals who can change the world with the power and the energy of the Warrior!)”

Mad Dog tries to punch Warrior in the face but Warrior just shakes it off. Warrior begins marching around the ring, shaking his head and pumping his fists. Mad Dog tries double axe handles to the Warrior’s back, but nothing works!

Warrior begins shaking the ropes. The crowd erupts in chants and screams. The ropes swing so hard they look like they will snap off.

Mad Dog sees this display and falls to his knees, holding his hands up. The Warrior turns toward him and growls.

Mad Dog begs the Warrior to forgive him. He’s literally praying.

Cat Black enters the ring there, picking up the ice cream tub and hitting the Warrior in the back with it. Warrior turns on her and she looks scared.

That’s when Jessie Love enters! She runs over to cat and tackles her! Both ladies roll around on the ground, pulling each other’s hair! Due to the extremely short nature of their outfits, the fans in attendance and everyone watching on the XHF network get an idea of what kind of undergarments the girls wear.

Cat prefers thongs, apparently. And Jessie doesn’t wear any.

Mad Dog goes for another low blow on the Warrior but the Warrior turns in time to catch Dog’s fist and bends his wrist back. Dog screams out in pain as the Warrior once again lifts him high into the air and lets him fall flat on his face!

Then the Warrior runs the ropes again and jumps on Mad Dog with a big cross body splash!

The ref counts one as Jessie pulls back hard on Cat’s hair. Two as Cat pulls open Jessie’s School Girl shirt! And Three as Jessie pulls off Cat’s flimsy yellow dress, exposing all her undergarments and causing Cat to run away screaming to the back!

Yumiko: “(The Warrior has won the match! The Warrior has won the match on behalf of the strange and beautiful nation of Bethesda!)”

Kayako: “(This was a terrible disappointment! Jessie Love has interfered with this contest and embarrassed poor Cat Black! And poor Mad Dog, that brutish Warrior has really hurt him!)”

The Warrior walks over to Jessie Love as the ref raises his hands. He strokes and smells her hair as she watches Cat run up the entrance ramp. Then the Warrior begins growling at Mad Dog, who crab-walks backward out of the ring and chases after Cat.

Yumiko: “(I think this match proves that, as backwards as they can sometimes seem, Gaijins have a lot to offer the puroresu world, Kayako!)”

Kayako: “(I think it proves that everyone in the AWF are cheaters. Oh! I hope poor Mad Dog returns to Japan soon! I hope this experience will not sour him on our nation and he’ll invite me to one of his sexy parties!)”

Yumiko: “(Everyone here at SSS wants to thank Mr. Sumo and America for bringing us this great match. As well as Mr. Ziko San! We will return with our next attraction after a short break!)”

MAIN SHOW:

Tsumaranai noisu kikesu yo ni
Yaifun no oto agatte
Yatsu-ra ga korobu suki neratteru
Hey you akikaseru wa?

We cut to the stage as Band Maid is playing Thrill. After the song and a few shots of the crowd and arena, we cut to the center of the ring where the SSS general manager. Yuuko Koizumi. Mic in hand she starts to speak.

Yuuko Koizumi: "(Please give a warm round of applause to Band Maid ladies and gentlemen! thank you very much for coming here tonight every one! I'm proud to announce that we have Sixty thousand eight hundred and forty six people in attendance tonight! Thank you all who came and i'd like to thank all of our guests from the XHF Network and the rest of the world who came tonight! I hope you enjoyed the pre show matches, and boy were those amazing or what?!)"

Yuuko Koizumi: "(Tonight is an important night... Tonight is SSS's very first pay per view event! Tonight is the first annual Winter Festival! and more importantly we have eight main card matches for you guys! Only three months... in only three months, we've accomplished so much!)"

She says as she begins to smile.

Yuuko Koizumi: "(In three months we're selling out the Sapporo Dome! And next year... Next year we have BIG plans! Speaking of our next show... Our next show will be a co production with the XHF at Supremacy! We will have all of our ladies there and it'll be the first time that we go abroad! So please continue to support us on this journey of life in this long and winding road across the universe. Thank you all for your time and with out further adieu, i welcome you here in Sapporo and those around the world to the WINTER FESTIVAL 2017!)"

We cut out to see fireworks and pyro as we hear the shows theme, Thrill play out again. We pan across the arena till we rest on the commentary booth.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Like our general manager said, welcome to Saurka Shoujo Stampede's first ever pay per view! Winter Festival 2017! We are live tonight in Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan!)"

Kayako Kai: "(We have all of this awesome stuff going on! and then we have Ember Ferrari, and some weirdo who thinks he's Ultra man or something! We have one hell of a night ahead of us! and to kick everything off is Allyson Hydecker and Cici Dupree!)"

"Domesticated Animals" starts and as the instrumental is building up the Japanese fans are clapping with the beat, when the song goes "All for One" Allyson steps out to a moderately big pop and she makes her way down to the ring slapping hands, when she gets to the ring she stares around and gets onto the apron
and jumps over the ropes and up to the middle rope with her arms outstretched, she hops down and waits for the bell to ring.

Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing first standing in at 5’4 and weighing tonight at 156 pounds, she is from Appleton, Wisconsin, USA! Allyson… HYDecker!)”

Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do" hits and the arena lights lower, with just those around the entranceway giving off a faint white glow. When the lyrics kick in the entranceway lights turn bright pink, the aisle becoming illuminated along the floor with bright white lights that flash in time with the music.

Cici Dupree steps through the curtain and pauses, bringing attention to herself with a flourish of her hand and looking down her nose at the fans. When the pre-chorus hits she snaps her fingers and a spotlight is cast on her and then follows her as she walks the aisle to the ring, she holds her head high and ignores the fans completely.

Reaching the ring she heads up the steps and the arena lights get brighter, she moves along the apron and pauses again to shush the fans, before rolling backwards over the ropes and into the ring. She stands in the middle of the ring, the center of attention, and shows herself off as the fans heckle.

Karin Wholfe: “( And her opponent from Los Angeles, California, USA! She stands at 5’4 and weighs in tonight at just 122 pounds, she is Cici Dupree!)”

The bell rings and the match starts off pretty evenly at first. Cici with her amature background though, takes advantage of a tie up and gets a back body drop on Allyson. After a little while Allyson gets an advantage after ducking a punch from Cici and bouncing off the ropes hitting her with a Record Smash rocket kick.

After a brawl and a series of technical prowess the two make their way out side of the ring. They brawl some more though, before Cici can land a Butterfly Effect, a bridging butterfly suplex, onto the mat. Cici gets Allyson up, but Allyson gets a good blow into her midsection. She picks Cici up and gets her into a powerbomb position where she powerbombs her onto the guard rail.

Cici screams in pain and agony and we can see that she’s not ok. In fact we can see tears roll down her face as she starts screaming “My back, My Back!” at the ref. She holds up an “X” sign with her arms and calls the match to an end. Doctors and medics come down to ringside with a stretcher and try to check on Cici. Allyson is in the ring now with the ref, both have a worried expression on their faces as everyone in the ring is quiet.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It seems something is wrong with Cici. H-her back or something perhaps…)”

Kayako Kai: “(She seems hurt real bad… Right now we don’t have much information, only that Cici is being transported to a hospital nearby. W-we’ll give you an update when ever we get one.)”

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Like Kayako-Chan said, we’ll keep Cici’s family, friends and fans updated when we get any information on her status and on her injury. We’re truly sorry for this freak accident, but we have to move along to our next match.)”

We see a women pressing buttons and flipping switches on the screen before we hear the count down. As the countdown commences lights begin to flash in hues of purples and blues.

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We now see a rocket in the screen blasting off. The beat kicks up for a little bit before we hear the voices again. Yuki comes out now. She looks at the fans and gives a smile and salute before walking down the arena.

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She walks around the ring to shake hands with all of the fans before she runs up the steps and flips around onto the top of the ropes. She makes a spy glass like motion, she points to the crowd again to some big pops. She does this on all 4 corners before she gets into the middle of the ring where she gives a tilt of the head added on with a nice wink and smile, finished off with a salute to the crowd before going to her corner.

Karin Wholfe: "(Introducing first, From Hirosaki-shi, Aomori Prefecture, Japan... She stands in tonight at 5'6 and weighs in at 120 pounds, She is "The Kawaii Supernova" Yuki Sakaraba!)"

"Till The World Ends" by Britney Spears is heard on the sound system. Talia comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her. She walks down the ramp with her hips moving back and forth and she is swinging her arms. She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. After that she walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans with a smile on her face. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match.

Karin Wholfe: "(And introducing her opponent coming to us all the way from SKYFIRE Wrestling, hailing from Buenos Aires, Argentina, by the way Mexico city, She is standing in at 5'6 and weighing in at 125 pounds! She is Talia Areano!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(This is the SSS debut of both of these women tonight! Talia Areano making her first appearance in Japan with in years! and Yuki Sakaraba coming back from another expedition across the galaxy!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Yeah, these are too of the many guests we have featured tonight, but the real question is if these ladies can put on a show worth being here? We'll see what these ladies have to offer, even though i bet it's not too much...)"

The two ladies shake hands as per tradition at SSS before they circle around each other. And both ladies tie up, Yuki gets an advantage though and gets Talia's arm, locking in a fujiwara armbar. The ladies are on the ground now. Talia gets free and gets on top of Yuki, she goes for a quick pin attempt but only gets a 1 count. Both ladies get to their feet before they tie up again.

Talia gains teh advantage before she irish whips Yuki into the ropes. Yuki bounces off with speed and goes for her Super Galactic Collider lariat early on, Talia ducks it as Yuki bounces off the opposite side, Talia leaps up and hits a huricarana on Yuki, But Yuki lands on her feet. Both ladies stand there in the ring, before they shake hands.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(What a series of maneuvers by both women tonight! These ladies are giving it all early on in this contest!)"

Kayako Kai: "(I have to admit they have been impressive so far, but still! They haven't done anything TOO impressive yet!)"

The two square off and trade strikes now, Talia with a low kick to the leg of Yuki. Yuki snuffs it and goes for a chop to the rib of Talia, She too blocks it and goes for a round house kick, Yuki ducks and spins around, hitting a tornado kick to the temple of Talia. She goes down and rolls out of the ring. Yuki runs off the ropes giving her no time to recover and springboards off the ropes, she comes down hard into the chest of Talia as she hits her Mass Extinction move. Both ladies come crashing hard onto the ground outside.

After about a 5 count the ladies start to come to, It's Yuki up first, who tries to pick up Talia. She's met with a stiff forearm into the gut, which brings her down to a knee. Talia gets up to her feet and throws Yuki into the guard rail. She backs up a little bit before she rushes Yuki. She slides down and hits another forearm with her move she calls Rush Hour! She picks Yuki up and rolls her into the ring.

Talia begins to rile up the crowd before she gets into the ring. Yuki gets up to her feet too. She rushes an incoming Talia with her Super Galactic Collider and hits it! Talia gets hit so hard she does a whole flip and lands hard onto her back. Yuki points up to the top rope, She climbs up and goes for her Tsuki no Hane double rotation moonsault.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Tsuki no Hane! is this it?)"

Kayako Kai: "(No! Talia gets her knees up! Yuki starts to roll around in pain!)"

Talia gets Yuki up, Both ladies start to strike each other, but Talia jumps and hits a quick huricarana. Yuki gets up and rests in the corner. Talia rushes her and hits her with a second version of her Rush Hour. Yuki stumbles out of the corner a bit before Talia goes for her sliced bread finisher.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Slice of Heaven!)"

Kayako Kai: "(What's that?)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(That's her finisher!)"

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Karin Wholfe: "(And your winner.... Talia Areano!)"

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The video feed cuts in. A shot of Hana Seo-Yeon is shown as she sits on a bench in the locker room arena. She is already dressed in her ring gear, including a black towel that rests on her shoulders.

Hana Seo-Yeon: The key word in that state is almost.

She tilts her head up a bit so that her eyes can lock onto the camera. Her glare is cold and stern.

Hana Seo-Yeon: Sometimes, people are merely unlucky. Your brand new vehicle gets a shiny new dent in it. A pack of birds take a massive dump on your front window. You miss that swanky bonus at work by one sale. All unlucky instances. However, sometimes things go beyond luck. But sometimes, people just have a vendetta against you. Often times, people just want to see you fail.

She lets out a grunt as she clears her throat.

Hana Seo-Yeon: I wonder Sang-Hyun Lee, what people have you angered? Whose Cheerios did you piss in to warrant a 60 minute ultimate submission match with yours truly?

She shakes her head as if in disgust.

Hana Seo-Yeon: Although, I suppose it doesn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things. Whether it be unluckiness or someone’s personal grudge, tonight is going to be hellacious for you.

She nods her head.

Hana Seo-Yeon: The powers that be behind Sakura Shoujo Stampede knew exactly what they were doing when they created this match. They were aware of my prowess in the cage. They were aware of my ferocity in the ring. And they also were that a match between the two of us would be a beautiful train wreck.

The prospect of violence brings a wicked smirk to her face.

Hana Seo-Yeon: The fans? They aren’t going to save you out there. Your heart? It might allow you to survive a little bit longer than usual. But at the end of the day, by the end of Winter Festival, you’ll be writhing around on the mat as your tendons and ligaments shout out bloody murder.

Her smirk dissipated.

Hana Seo-Yeon: I’ll see you later tonight. Please be prompt for your slaughter.

The feed cuts out.

Jekyll and Hyde by Five Finger Death Punch plays as Brandon North comes out from the back. He walks down the ramp way before he pauses at the tall structure above the ring and the spiders web of barbed wire. We cut to Karin who's standing on the side.

Karin Wholfe: "(And introducing first representing TIW, He is from Chicago, Illinois. Standing in at 6'4 and weighing in tonight at 280 pounds, he is the one, the only! Brandon North!)"

I Kill You By X Japan starts to blare through the speakers as the being known as Ultra Killer comes out from the back. The grey skinned alien makes his way down the ramp way...

Karin Wholfe: "(And introducing his opponent making his way to the ring, From Planet Ultra, he stands at six feet even and weighs in tonight at just 200 pounds. He is THE Ultra Killer!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Here is the Japanese debut of both of these men tonight. Tonight they face off in THE most brutal match in SSS history! A spiders web deathmatch!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Not only that, but Ultra Kira is making his XHF Network return! He was last seen at TGK when he lost against Frank Fletcher for the TGK Grand Championship, but will this be the last we see of him?)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Now for those who don't know there is no DQ, no pins no submissions, the only way to win this type of match is to throw your opponent off the scaffle and into the spiders web of barbed wire below in the ring.)"

The match starts off strong and dangerous as Brandon North and Ultra Killer start trading a barrage of punches to each other. Ultra hits a stiff knee into the abdomen of Brandon and he goes down onto his knees. Ultra backs up a bit and rushes towards him. Shining~Ultra! Ultra Killer hits his signature Shining Wizard move. Both men go down and are laying on the scaffolding now. Ultra Killer is the first to get up.

They brawl some more. Brandon grabs Ultra and hits his patent Northern Lights Suplex on the hard metal. He gets him up again and goes for another, but Ultra Killer chops him in the head and stops him. Brandon backs up from the chop and is met with a round house kick from Ultra. Ultra grabs Brandon and chucks him off the scaffolding! Brandon doesn't land in the ring or on the barbed wire no...

Kayako Kai: "(Holy shit! Ultra Killer threw Brandon North past the mats onto the concrete!)"

Brandon crashes hard past the mats next to the ring, past the first guard rail, and onto the concrete below. Brandon's body bounces off as he screams in pain and agony. It's not too long though before Ultra Killer runs off the scaffolding!

Yumiko Kanagawa: "ウルトラ頭突き!(His diving headbutt all the way from up there!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Are they dead? i think they're dead!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(But remember headbutts of any kind are illegal here in the SSS! Ultra Killer is going to have allot of trouble after this!)"

Both men are lying there motionless on the ground. Only breathing hard as they struggle to their feet.

Ultra picks Brandon up, but is met with an uppercut to the gut. Brandon grabs Ultra by the neck and slings him into a row of chairs and some fans. He runs towards him and has his boot meet Ultra's face before he picks up chairs and starts throwing them at Ultra. Brandon starts grabbing some more chairs before he piles them up, he picks up Ultra and hits his North to South powerbomb finisher on Ultra onto the pile of steel chairs. Ultra withers in pain as he rolls around on the concrete floor.

After a few minutes Brandon North and Ultra Kira make their ways back up to the scaffolding. They brawl some more and continue to no sell suplexes and strikes as they just get right back up. Before the two got up Brandon had set up a few tables around the ring and scaffolding, Ultra gets an advantage with a swift kick to the dick of Brandon North. He grabs his arms in a pedigree position and moves him to the edge of the scaffolding. He picks him up and jumps off the side of the scaffolding into a pile of stacked tables, hitting his Ultra キラー Driver from atop the scaffold!

Kayako Kai: "(Oh god there dead! there dead! we're going to get sued for this! they gotta be dead!)"

Yumiko slaps Kayako in the face.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Snap out of it woman! we aren't getting sued! they signed a contract! they signed a contract!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Whew! i thought the company was almost done! but look! look at them their somehow able to get up from that!)"

Both men some how manage to get up, we really couldn't see how because the cameras were focused on our commentary team freaking out about the financial well being of the company, anyway Both men manage to climb back up to the top of the scaffolding. Brandon hit a brain buster onto Ultra. Both men lay there for a few minutes before they get up again. A barrage of strikes from both men leads to Ultra Kira hitting his Ultra buzz saw Kick! Brandon stumbles back. Ultra Kira powers up and moves his arms into a Plus or T shape. He starts to scream in his weird alien language before he shoots off his スペシウム光線 beam at Brandon! But before Brandon falls back and gets hit he had grabbed a hold of Ultra Kira, both men fall forwards now into the ring and land into the spiders web of barbed wire!

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Holy cow! both men fell at the same time! we need a replay of this to see who won!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Who cares about that!? Ultra Kira just shot a lazer! a freaking lazer man!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Where's the sharks when you need them!?)"

As medics and stage hands are cutting both men out of the barbed wire and getting set up for the next match Karin is seen at the side.

Karin Wholfe: "(I just got word that both men indeed landed in the barbed wire at the same exact time, there for this match is declared a DRAW! Also i'm getting word that we have something important backstage to show you, please direct your attention to the projectors.)"

The music hits as Cherry Miyawaki enters the arena with a flag of her dojo around her neck. She walks in the aisle while waving her hand to the crowd as she enters the ring, she spreads the flag and shows it to the four side of the ring while the crowd is throwing red-white colored streamers inside the ring.

Karin Wholfe: "(Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan standing in at 164cm and weighing in at just enough, Cherry Miyawaki!)"

"Basket Case" by Green Day Plays On The PA System as Gabby walks out to the ring

Karin Wholfe: "(And her opponent from Riverside, California, USA, she stands in at 5'8 and weighing in at 140 pounds, she is the punk rock superstar, Gabby Kaylor!)"

both women shake hands before the bell rings and they lock up. Gabby gains the advantage with a headlock. She keeps it locked in before she gets behind Cherry and hits a back suplex on her. Cherry rolls out of the ring to gain her breath. Gabby backs up a little and works the crowd before cherry gets back in. They tie up again and gabby gets an advantage again. She rolls around and locks in an arm bar on Cherry, both are on the ground now.

Cherry gets to the ropes. They start to brawl now, Cherry getting Gabby into the corner now. She lays in some chops to the chest of Gabby Kaylor before she hits her Kinshicho Elbow! Gabby falls down into a seated position, Cherry runs to the other corner. she comes rushing back and hits a hesitation dropkick into the face of Gabby Kaylor. She pops back up to the cheer of fans.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Both women giving it their all tonight!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Too bad their all still sucks though!)"

Another series of strikes comes out from both ladies as they hit lefts and rights. kicks and punches all around the ring! Gabby irish whips both go for their signature moves but they get blocked out. they try again but the same result. Gabby lands a quick knee to Cherry's gut. she throws her into the corner before lifting her up. To the top the two women go, Gabby lifts her up, and hits a superplex!

She rolls her over for a pin but only gets a 2 count. Cherry and Gabby are up, Cherry punches Gabby and hits a snap dragon suplex on Gabby, she gets up to her feet and hits a german suplex on Cherry, she gets up to her feet and hits a belly to belly suplex on Gabby. SHE gets up from that and hits a discus clothesline , her patent maneuver. Cherry turns and bounces off the ropes. Gabby rolls her up with a school girl, her feet on the ropes! and a

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Karin Wholfe: "(And the winner of this match is Gabby Kaylor!)"

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We open up in the backstage area of the Sapporo Community Dome, where people are preparing for the humongous night ahead of them, the biggest PPV to date...the Winter Festival! Bodies running back and forth, people hurriedly running to meet deadlines and fulfill preparations, and amongst then walks a Goddess undercover...Bodhi. Arriving back to Japan earlier in the night, she casually but briskly walks through the hallway, making her way to her locker room. Wearing a black hoody with the hood up, large black aviators shades and baggy sweats, she looks nothing like her normal self...and that’s what she wants. To go unnoticed, unprovoked. Cutting through the people, she hears steps running up alongside her, and matching her speed…

Heya girly! When did you get back?

Not now Karin, NOT a good time to chit-chat.

Whoa, what’s gotten into you? Bad flight? 

Sure, something like that…

The two ladies walk along the hallway until Bodhi finds her locker room. She opens the door to push her way inside, but Karin puts up a hand to stop her.

What’s going on B? Somethings off with you.

It’s nothing, just let it go Karin…

Bodhi pushes inside the room, tosses her gear bag onto a bench and from behind she starts to shake. Karin follows her inside and pulls the door shut behind her.

Bodhi! C’mon, we’re pals, what is it-

Bodhi, turning on her heels, pulls down her hood and her shades to reveal her face...badly bruised, her eye heavily swollen, the markings of a vicious beating.

Whoa! What the hell happened you!

It was...it was...HIM…

Him? You mean...Hyperion??

No...not quite...there is a lot going on inside that giants head, but sadly his delusions are his last remaining good feature. 

I don't follow…

James Knox...the man whose life I saved, pulled him from a firefight and sheltered him...in truth, we saved each others lives. But following those events, leaving those days behind us, he grew bitter, nasty…

...you told me, he turned into a horrible man. Getting angry at the world, wanting t go back to his biker clan…

...only the demon that grew inside of him, the monster he tried to edge out...turned out to be the most amazing man I’ve ever met...Hyperion might seem like a weirdo to most, a freak or crazy person, but he was so sweet, so gentle...and Knox ruined all of that.

Hyperion and Knox...they are the same person though...right?

Yes, but different...I always thought of it as Dr. Jekyll and his Mr. Hyde monster hidden inside...in fact it was the complete opposite. And now my sweet Mr. Hyde is struggling to survive, as the evil Dr. Jekyll is fighting back.

I...think I follow...Knox is bad, Hyperion is good...but regardless, what happened to your face?? Do you need medical attention? Can you even compete tonight!?

Bodhi waves her hand to Karin, dismissing her words.

I’m fine, doctors cleared me to go. Plus, he’s not the first man to lay hands on me...but he will be the last. 

First man? Bodhi, that dude is a freakin’ monster! He should be locked up!

Impossible...between his Church of crazy zealots, and his new found alliances, he’s becoming unstoppable. That’s why I had to leave him go…

Leave him? What do you mean?

Tears appear on Bodhi’s cheeks, trickling down her face.

Ah, I see…well look, you always have a place here in Japan. And friends. And hey, you’re our Goddess! That means you also have thousands of fans adoring and loving you too! So whatever happens, never feel alone!

Oh I don't, and I won’t be alone again...I’ve decided it's time to fight back. Not just for me, but for the countless women in my boat, the victims without words, the terrified females of this world who will never speak out about their hidden horrors...if there is one thing I learned from Hyperion, it's this...people notice actions, not words. And it’s time I stood up for women everywhere, and showed them that it's possible to fight back, to take the power back!

Nice! And how do you plan on-

A loud knock on the door, followed by the entrance of two ladies...one wearing a smart leather coat, matching pants and thick boots, her funky trimmed hairstyle bobbing as she walks. The second a much larger lady than anyone else in the room, broad shouldered and strong looking as her heavily tattooed arms swing.

Tonight Karin, marks the end of princesses and queens, the end of models in the ring and cuties on the sidelines. Tonight...I am going to show the world that to take control, requires tough love and fast actions! 

I don’t fully understand, what are you saying-

Tonight, I will take Kuroi down once and for all. Not just for this match, but to put her down for good! I will keep my Goddess belt, and escalate to a higher level...the people tonight will get a REAL show! Tonight, the Femme Fatales take over! 

Bodhi high-fives the two new arrivals, unknown to Karin. Karin shoots a smile to Bodhi, sad for her friend but excited to see such courage. She gives her a hug, and leaves her locker room for her to prepare for her upcoming match.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Perhaps two of the flashiest women on the roster… Ember Ferrari, who’s held the TV title since our first show and Rei Kagura, who debuted last month coming out distracting Ember with her… Bodyguards.)”

Kayako Kai: “(Yeah Ember… that shemale seriously needs to lose the title! As for Rei, her father owns one of the most lucrative companies in the world, KAGURATECH! Like Rei says, she’ll get what she wants and what she wants is that TV Title!)”

Rei is already in the ring with her bodyguards on the outside of the ring.

Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing first, the challenger! All the way from Osaka, Japan, she stands at 167 cm. And weighs in at an undisclosed weight, She is… Rei Kagura!)”

As soon as the sultry guitars of "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls play, Ember walks into view. She licks her lips as she takes a step into view. As she steps forward, she runs her hands through her hair as she gyrates her hips. She tries to move toward the audience to slap their hands, but they try to avoid her. She looks to the other side of the entranceway and spots a young bachelor. She gives him a wink, and his face goes green. Regardless, she persisted.

She climbs the stairs to the ring and walks down to the center of the ring outside of the ropes. She performs a full split and sticks her head in below the bottom rope. As she does this, her thong and hairy buttcheeks are visible to all. She moves in past the apron and gets up. She throws her arms up in the air as she's ready for the match to begin.

Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing the reigning, defending TV Champion! She comes all the way from San Fransico, California, USA! She is… Ember Ferrari!)”

This match started out clean and even. Only thing that stopped Rei every time was the sheer size difference between her and Ember. Ember used her tricks and sexiness on Rei and her goons early on. Making on of Rei’s guards almost vomit and the other back away, if only for a bit. Rei’s goons not so close to the ring and action, Ember takes an advantage and over powers Rei getting her down for a very inappropriate looking pin attempt. Thank goodness this is pro wrestling otherwise people might take this as some weird porno or something. And thank goodness for us, the pin only last for a one count.

Towards the middle of the match Rei gets some offense in taking every moment to make Ember know just what her goal is and just who Rei Kagura is. In an unlikely turn of events both got into an argument about who’s… “hip attack” was better, so of course the most logical thing for the two to do was to hit each other with their “hip attacks” back and forth they went for what seemed like a solid five minutes.

Close to the end of the match though it was fairly even, Ember getting lucky with her Rear Wheel Drive signature move, but not lucky to pick up the pin. Rei got a few lucky shots herself before hitting in another hip attack onto Ember. She signaled the end to her boys and the crowd as one of her bodyguards distracted the ref outside the ring and she distracted the ref in the ring, Her other bodyguard lays Ember out with a spear that probably should’ve broken her in half, he sets her up for Rei to hit her finisher, which she does before he rolls out of the ring.

Kayako Kai: “(Flying Glico Man! That’s all folks!)

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Rei goes for the cover after much help from her bodyguards!)”

Karin Wholfe: “(And your winner and NEW TV Champion, Rei Kagura!)”

Kayako Kai: “(YES! YES! YES! YES WE FINALLY HAVE A REAL TV CHAMPION! NO MORE WILL WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THAT HIDEOUS FREAK, EMBER FERRARI!)”

We cut to the ring as we see a few frames and hear Kayako crying tears of joy and the ring starts getting filled up with streamers. Ember is helped to the back by the refs as Yuuko Koizumi and Emi Sakura come out with a giant check, among other things. We have a ceremony that takes place after every match that crowns a new champion, Yuuko hands Rei a commemorative plaque and Emi hands her a check from our sponsors as well as flowers before they all take pictures for the crowd and press. After the ceremony the ring crew cleans up and we move on to the next match.

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Yumiko Kanagawa: "(We are just about ready for intermission now. But before that we have an update on Cici Dupree and her injury that she had suffered earlier tonight.)"

Kayako Kai: "(It seems she's gotten a broken vertebrae. We don't know how long she'll be out... or if Cici will ever come back... If she can ever come back, but we will continue to keep you posted on our website and our twitter page when we find information on her condition. From Me and everyone else at SSS, we really hope that you end up well Cici.)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Now from this breaking news onto something else. We're now going to enter intermission, please take a look at our sponsors and be back in your seats with in the next thirty minutes, Thank you.)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Many thanks to our grand sponsors. Now that intermission is over and folks are making their way back to their seats we'll get ready for a very special guest!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Yes, Charles Akiyama from the AWF is here tonight! he'll be having a special announcement coming up soon. Please stay tuned for that, but, while you wait we'll show you a some highlights from the show so far.)"

Bright lights shine throughout the ring as there's one special man standing with a smile - AWF's own Charlie Akiyama! He takes the microphone in his white suit.

Akiyama: Thank you ladies and gentlemen to Talking Drama With A- Wait! We aren't doing that today! I know today is something different and I see it's because I'm somewhere new. This is my first time to the SSS - the Sakura Soujo Stampede. Thank you!

The crowd welcomes Mr. Akiyama with cheers.

Akiyama: Today, I am here to announce contestants for XHF's Official Beauty Pageant - Miss XHF! The way this will work is I'll introduce the most sultry, seductive and talented divas in the XHF today, and they will compete and answer questions, giving us every reason why we should name them Miss XHF! After tonight, you guys will decide who is fit to be Miss XHF. Then on XHF's Supremacy on January 28th, we will tally your votes and announce who Miss XHF will be! Would you like to meet the contestants?

The crowd cheers and chant, "YES. YES. YES."

Akiyama: One more thing I should tell you - they also walk out in their swim suits as well! Yes, this meeting will include the swimsuit/bikini competition!

The crowd cheers some more. Some even holler and cat call.

Akiyama: Our first contestant hails from Tokyo, Japan and represents SSS. She is the SSS Goddess of Sakura Champion. SHE. IS BODHI!

"Husbands" by Savages plays as Bodhi walks out. She looks a little like... THIS:



Akiyama: She certainly looks like a stunner, doesn't she? Anyway. Let's have a look at our second contestant. She comes from Seattle, Washington and represents TGK. Huh, I didn't know they had women... She is... MAD DOG SMITH! Wait, Mad Dog Smith?

"I get so emotional" by Whitney Houston plays as Mad Dog Smith comes out. There's no picture of his swimsuit but it's low and red. It's tight. It shows a lot of skin. A lot of the guys watching this feel a bit uncomfortable.

Akiyama: Ye... Yeah!...? We-Well... Let's move on to our next contestant. Our next contestant comes from Shinhidaka, Hokkaido, Japan and represents AWF. She is the manager of Former Prestige Class Champion Kira Izumi - she is Kirito Izumi! She looks like this...



"Storm" by The Yoshida Brothers plays as Kirito Izumi walks out. She's dressed in a white and red checkered swimsuit. She comes into the ring with a smile. The fans love her.

Akiyama: Awesome. Now our fourth contestant is...

Akiyama looks at the card.

Akiyama: Oh jeez... Well, she comes from San Francisco, California and represents SSS. She is the SSS'... Former Television Champion...

He pauses awkwardly a little bit as he realizes that she just lost the title earlier tonight.

Akiyama: Here is... Ember Ferrari!

The stomachs of the fans turn as she jumps out all excited, dressed like...



She shakes her hips and jiggles her moobs to the fans as she makes her way to the ring. As she slides in, she does it slowly. She hops in and gives Akiyama a kiss on the cheek. He turns a shade green.

Akiyama: Ah. Yes... Thank you. Just stand over there, please. Anyway, our fifth contestant is actually from the old days of the XHF, before it came from the network, but that doesn't mean she looks aged at all as she is still vibrant as always! She, of course, represents The XHF Network. Let's give it up for... Bonnie Jenkins!

Bonnie Jenkins jumps out looking like this...



She smiles and waves to the fans as she shows off both her beauty and professionalism. She enters the ring and stands by the rest of the contestants.

Akiyama: Wonderful! Our sixth contestant is very well known. How well known? If you don't know her from the movies, you'll definitely know her as the girlfriend of our former AWF Champion, Jackson Steele. She, of course, represents AWF. Here is eXXXstacy!

eXXXstacy walks out using Jackson's theme song, "Spyderpussy" by Pornosonic. She walks out wearing the least among everyone thus far:



Everyone starts hooting and hollering. Michael Clarke Duncan even had front-seat tickets to this SSS event and is smiling and winking to her. She turns her head and tries to keep her composure. She enters the ring.

Akiyama: I'm... I'm not drooling, am I? Before I lose my attention too much, let's look toward contestant Lucky #7! This lady is special. Not because of how beautiful she is or how great her personality is, but because she is the partner of the X*Crown Champion, Curtis Kanyon. She represents TGK. Here is Esmeralda Kanyon!

Esmeralda Kanyon comes out toward the ring, making men drop their jaws:



Akiyama: We do have one more contestant and this one is admittedly a bit unorthodox, but... Speaking of X*Crown Champion, here is the former X*Crown Champion - escorted by Slain, here is THOB, representing AWF!

Thob is out, carried by her attendant, Slain. People can't believe their eyes. Why? This is why:



Akiyama: Now we have our eight contestants! Now what we're going to do is ask three questions. All of these ladies have a microphone, except for Thob as Slain has elected to speak for her. So, the first question is... Ladies, what makes a woman? Bodhi, please start.

Bodhi: When a man and a woman love each other very dearly, they like to kiss and hug. Sometimes when they hug, they do it when lying in bed. If the daddy happens to put his wee-wee inside of the mommys woo-woo, they can fit together like two pieces of a puzzle. It is OK for them, and is nothing to be afraid of! After this, a mommy begins to grow a baby in her tummy, which takes a long time! Wow! Once it is time, the mommy then goes to see a doctor, who helps her take out the baby, and that is how a woman is made. Sometimes this can also make a man.

Mad Dog Smith: This sounds like an incomplete sentence to me but the answer is me. I can make a woman do anything.

Kirito: What makes a woman,huh? Well to me what makes a woman is a lady who can carry not only herself, but her peers as well. She respects all around her no matter their differences. She tries to be the best her that she can be. What makes a woman... To me she is the epitome of grace and beauty. She is both educated and has the strength to overcome any obstacle in her way. What makes a woman? I'll tell you what makes a woman! What makes a woman is a woman who will give it her all in everything she does. It doesn't matter if your tall or short, skinny or fat. If your true to your self and you can love your self and others... if you can take care of your child and show both mercy and compassion as well as a ruthlessness and cruelty, that is what makes a woman.

Ember: What makes a woman? See, a woman isn't defined by your chromosomes, or how curvaceous you are. Being a woman isn't about how good of a blowie you can give your man after he stuck it... 'back there.' Being a woman means accepting how difficult it is in today's world. We're treated like crap. We're paid poorly. We deal with totally uncomfortable menstrual cycles - well, not me, but I've had an IUD my entire life, and we have to be the one that suffers when there's a pregnancy. And despite that. Despite being pushed, WE PUSH BACK! We dig deep into our feminine power and we yell, "WE ARE WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR!"

Bonnie: If you don't know already, then I don't think you need to know.

Bonnie winks as the other girls clap and shout in support

eXXXstacy: A strong mind, a strong body, and the ability to put up with a grown man who acts like a toddler and locks himself in coffins. They say behind every successful man you'll find a woman, well I call bullshit. I stand front and center, I don't stand behind anybody!

Esmeralda: Someone who can provide for her man, take care of her kids, and still be her own woman who makes her own way. Like I did with my Salsa Atomica Brand. The salsa that makes your mouth …feel …the …BANG!

Slain: If anything can define a woman, it is the biological role of producing and rearing infants. How can this be expressed on the form of a woman when not active in that role? Tits.

Akiyama: Wow. These answers are just... Wow. A lot of great ones. I'm feeling kind of unsure about Mad Dog Smith being here and honestly, Ember kind of makes me feel a bit sick. Anyway, let's quickly get to Question #2: What is the greatest issue in the world and as Miss XHF, how would you combat this issue? Bodhi, if you would?

Bodhi: Poor hairstyle. Yuck! I mean, who doesn't get super grossed out by them. A weave? Uh, no thank you. Is that a comb over? Get oudda here! If people had better hair, their outfits would look so much better, people would perceive them better, and everyone would have more friends. If the leader of the free world grabbed me by the p*ssy, I would be more offended that he brought his birds next closer to my eyes. Ew ew EWWW!

Mad Dog Smith: The Greatest threat facing the word, by far!? Is basic bitches! Basic batches be trying to run the world and change it! Well I ain’t gonna let ‘em. ATTENTION, ALL BASIC BTICHES! ATTENTION ALL BASIC BITCHES! YA BASIC! And I’m not toning down my style or my sex appeal so a bunch of basics can feel better about themselves. Everybody should just shut up and be greatful they can look at me.

Kirito: The education system. Not only in Japan, but in America and the world as a whole. It bothers me very much that so many young children are just forced into this system and made to learn such useless things. They shove information down their throats, information they don't need or don't want. I think if i could, i would help propose and promote a new way for teaching. My idea would for young children, around elementary school age, learn the basics of the "core" subjects. They learn how to read and write and all that in elementary school. Once in middle school they pick a carer pathway they would be interested in... and then they learn and build up to that carer. Once in high school they have real world experience and can be allowed to have internships or focus on getting into college instead of learning useless information. They teach the students how to file for taxes, manage money and important things like that. This is what i'd do... this is the issue i want to change.

Ember: The biggest problem facing us today in the XHF Network is gender equality. Do you know that we women only get paid 77 cents for every dollar that the men get paid? The SSS is the only promotion in the XHF Network that provides equality for our women but the AWF, the FWA, the AXW don't represent our women the way that they should. To them, we're only a poon hole for them to stick their penises into.

Bonnie: Oh it's absolutely healthcare. It's way too expensive in the US here and in some countries people are unable to even get proper medical assistance when needed. It's really depressing, honestly. Like the XHF uh, Network, has a great medical plan but even how you've seen how many of our alumni need all the help they can get. How can me being Miss XHF help? I doubt it'll help at all, but maybe by speaking here tonight we can help bring more attention to this. We're in the modern age! People shouldn't have to worry about getting help when they need it!

eXXXstacy: I feel that despite all our best efforts, inequality is still rife in today's society. People should be free to do as they please so long as it doesn't curtail the rights of others and one country in particular is notorious for controlling their population with an iron fist - I'm looking at you, Great Britain. In 2014 a long list of sexual acts were banned from British pornography including domination, watersports and caning. There will never be a British version of my critically-acclaimed debut movie 'Father Fistmas' unless they cast an actor with only four fingers on one hand. In April 2018 the British government will introduce ID checks to view porn online which might decimate the advertising revenue of companies like PornHub who currently boast the UK as their number-two customers. If I win this competition, I pledge that I will use my new-found influence as a household name outside of the porn industry to champion the "Four Fs" - Freedom, Fairness, Fisting and Face-sitting; to bring them back into British porn and give these unfortunate, mollycoddled souls back their dignity and the porn they deserve!

Esmeralda: Obviously, our greatest issue is starving children. And for every bottle of Salsa Atomica you buy, I donate a bottle to children in Africa.

Slain: Overpopulation dips its blackened hands in every erosion of human standards of living and the very planet upon which we all rely. It's a subject few wish to talk about for fear of opposing individual rights, but Thob has the conviction to face our greatest enemy. Materially it destroys habitats, fuel, fertile soil, species, global temperatures and food and water for our children. On an individual level it costs us our freedom, our health and our voice. Thob will combat this most pressing of issues with an unprecedented obliteration of human life.

Akiyama: Can... Can Thob really do that? Either way, I personally like eXXXstacy's answer best. Go do you!

eXXXstacy smiles. Akiyama blushes.

Akiyama: Onto our last question. Quite an easy question... and a hard won. Quite simply stated: Why should you be Miss XHF?

Bodhi: As the current Goddess of Sakura, nobody brings charm and style to the Network like me. I represent my company well as their Champion, I stand by my team as their managers, and I helped the Network grow, by finding its biggest rising stars. I am the Goddess of XHF, as I stand side by side with Gods! I'm the perfect choice!

Mad Dog Smith: Because simply put? I’m the sexiest bitch in this business and probably walking the earth. I’m so confident in my sexiness that I’ve entered a beauty pageant made entirely of women! Sure I could have won any male-only beauty pageants, but that wouldn’t be fair to those guys. I have to compete with the ladies, the ridiculously hot ladies of the XHF are the only ones sexy enough to even compete with my sexiness. And even they can’t do it because of my perfect bone structure and skin!

Kirito: I believe that i can represent every woman in the XHF Network. I believe that i can promote not only the women, but the XHF as a whole like no other lady here. And especially not on the scale and platform that i have access to.

Ember: I believe I am the ONLY possibly choice for Miss XHF. It's easy to forget that along with my wide hips, heaving breasts and heart-shaped rump, I also have a brain. I can use this brain to help all women get better represented.

Bonnie: I'm the only one actually from XHF. Well, I mean, I'm from BDDWF originally but then Mongo took it over. It's actually a funny story, you see back in 2001 Hanz own the ori- hey give me back the mic

eXXXstacy: Well, why should Jackson get to have all the fun! The XHF is crying out for a 'Power Couple' and who better to represent the XHF than Ascension Wrestling's biggest pair... and Jackson Steele

Esmeralda: I should be Miss XHF because my Salsa Atomica is as xtreme as the XHF Network. Also, I’m smoking hot.

Slain: Well you see...

Slain points to Thob.

Slain: She has twelve tits.

The people begin to clap.

Akiyama: Very well put. She does. We are done with the questions, but we aren't done quite yet. Before we get going, let's show off our contestants' special talents! Bodhi, show us yours!

Bodhi points to the projection of a lot of clothes.

Bodhi: I've actually crafted this all myself. But if that isn't enough to convince you...

She points to someone outside of the ring who throws her a beer can. She quickly proceeds to shotgun it within two seconds. The audience cheers.

Akiyama: Very nice! Mad Dog Smith, please go ahead!

Mad Dog Smith: I can make anything look sexy. There isn’t an outfit that I can’t wear where it doesn’t look sexy. This is partly because of my natural sexy tendencies and perfect bone structure, but also my knack for fashion, hair and make up. Also I’m pretty good with a yo-yo! I can do a trick called kidnapping Diana Ross. It’s just like the wrestling move, which, if you’ve ever seen it, it looks just like someone is Kidnapping Diana Ross! Wait, I'll try it right now!

Mad Dog Smith runs out of the ring and runs to the back, where Diana Ross is actually in attendance! He puts a rag up to her lips. (Where did he get it!?) Once she falls unconscious, he scurries his way out of the arena.

Akiyama: Uhhh... I don't think he's coming back. Kirito, if you would?

Kirito goes into a martial arts stance and begins doing flips and other fighting moves. Suddenly, two ring techs pull out a plank of wood. She uses her head to break it in half. The people cheer.

Akiyama: Nice! Now it's time for... oh... Ember...

Ember raises her arm into the sky where a makeshift pole comes from the ceiling. She begins to do pole dancing to her theme song - "Touch Me" by The Divinyls. She poses in extremely suggestive way for her masculine body and hairy exterior to be seen by people. One man actually throws up. She finishes with her legs spread upside down.

Akiyama: Oh... my... gosh... OK. Bonnie, please make me forget all this.

Bonnie Jenkins points to the projection where a video of her managing for Mongo is shown. Through the video, she's shown to type documents at lightning-fast speeds, all while managing phone calls.

Akiyama: That's... That's impressive stuff! eXXXstacy - do your stuff!

eXXXstacy: Oh I've got several. You got any ping-pong balls? No? Pool balls? None of those either, huh? Oh well, your loss! But just imagine what I could be doing with those right now... I've got some pretty impressive pelvic floor control! Now imagine it's not a ping pong ball but... Well, you get the picture

Akiyama: Ah, I see! It's a shame that we don't have any ping pong balls or else we wou-

MCD: I GOT SOME!

Michael Clarke Duncan actually stumbles over. He trips as he tries to jump over the security barrier. He then rushes into the ring holding a bag of ping pong balls.

eXXXstacy: I'm not sure if I feel comfortable with-

Akiyama: Ah. I see. You don't want to show off your special talent for the crowd?

eXXXstacy: ...Fine. I'll do it.

eXXXstacy holds her mouth open as MCD pours ping pong balls in her mouth. One. Two. Three. Four! FIVE! She is able to get SIX ping pong mouths in her ball and juggles them in her mouth with the use of her tongue and throat muscles. Duncan's eyes go wide, his mouth drops and without thinking, he shoves his hands down his pants. After a full minute of juggling, the people cheer and MCD falls over.

Akiyama: That is... Amazing! OK Esmeralda! It's your turn!

Esmeralda pulls out a cherry. She eats it.

Akiyama: I don't know if that's really a talent.

Esmeralda: Wait!

She puts the cherry stem in her mouth. She begins fidgeting with it. She pulls it out a few seconds later. The cherry stem is tied.

Akiyama: Oooh! That's awesome!

Esmeralda: That's not all!

She claps her hands twice. A ring technician comes in with a bowl of salsa.

Esmeralda: Try it!

Akiyama: It's good! ...But spicy! Oooh! Ha ha!

Esmeralda: It's not spicy! What you just felt was the BANG!

Akiyama: OK! Slain, what is Thob's special talent?

Slain: She can show her face in public without makeup.

Akiyama: Is... is that it?

Slain: Yes.

Akiyama: OK! Well that's that! I need to get out of here so I can get a glass of water! Remember to vote! See you at Supremacy!

Charlie Akiyama runs out, searching for water. Fade out.

The opening rifs begin to play softly as we focus on the Revoltron. We stars and a huge gate opening taking us back to the stage where we see a bright spot light in the midst of darkness. Fans have there phone lights on and it looks like stars in the night sky. Sang-Hyun comes out into the spot light and looks around at the fans before heading down the ramp.

혹시 오늘 널 찾을 수 있을까
하는 생각에 Oh 잠을 설치고
The star is shining brightly
but I can’t see the star
어디로 사라진 걸까 ah
오늘도 역시 보고 싶어 darling

Sang-Hyun gets into the ring and points to the sky before he points at all of the fans and pounds his chest before kissing his fist and throwing up the "i love you" hand sign. He walks back to his corner afterwards.

Karin Wholfe: "(And now in the ring, he stands at six feet tall and weighs in tonight at just 195 pounds. He hails from Seoul, South Korea... Please give a warm welcome to Sang-Hyun Lee!)"

Hana comes out from the back with a scowl on her face, she looks at the sold out dome as she makes her way down the rampway. She makes her way into the ring and gives a menacing look to Sang-Hyun as she makes her way to her corner.

Karin Wholfe: "(And his opponent from Kyoto, Japan she stands at 5'4 and weighs in at 119 pounds, She is the one, the only... HANA Seo-Yeon!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Now for those who don't know, this is an Ultimate submission match, this match will go on for one hour and at the end of that hour the competitor with the most submissions against their opponent will win the match.)"

The two wrestlers shake hands before the bell rings and the match is underway. Sang-Hyun is the one to make the first move by offering his hand in a test of strength as we see a timer and points marker graphic in the bottom left hand corner. Sang-Hyun gets a little bit of an advantage albeit because of his height and weight. He gets his leg behind Hana and trips her up, making her fall to the ground. He quickly goes for a headlock. Hana reaches for his head now and rolls him up onto his shoulders in a headlock of her own. If this wasn't a submission only match that would've been a very nice pin attempt.

Sang-Hyun starts wiggling around and after a minute of two he breaks free of her headlock and grabs hold of her arm, locking in an armbar. Hana starts wailing and flailing her body all over the place in hopes of breaking free from the armbar. She does get free after a few minutes of this though and both wrestlers get up to their feet in a standoff.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(What a series of moves from these two competitors!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Yeah and look at that hunk, Sang-Hyun Lee go! Man Yuuko was a genius booking all these hot guys tonight!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(You know he has a girlfriend right?)"

Kayako Kai: "(First Mad Dog and now Sang-Hyun, how come all the hot guys are taken or gay?! It's not fair i tell you! it's not fair!)"

We cut back to the action as 5 minutes have passed in the match so far. Both wrestlers tie up and this time Hana gets an advantage, she gets in a hammerlock on Sang-Hyun and transitions that into a headlock. She works him down to one knee before she transitions that into a triangle choke. She locks it in fully and starts wailing in some stiff elbows into the face of Sang-Hyun Lee. No where to go and far away from the ropes, Sang-Hyun taps.

SANG-HYUN LEE TAPS OUT!
0-1

Hana lets go now as Sang-Hyun rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his breath. After a few seconds he climbs back up to the apron and gets back into the ring. Hana charges him, but Sang-Hyun ducks and she goes flying out of the ring. He starts to run across the ring and comes back, he jumps and leaps over the ropes crashing into Hana with a suicide dive.

He gets up and grabs her leg before slamming it into the guard rail. He grabs her arm now and tangles it up into the guard rail too, before he starts stomping on it now. He rolls in the ring and then back out to break the count. After a few more stomps both get into the ring again.

Hana gets in the ring and the two start brawling some more now. She gets him into the corner before she lays in a barrage of chops, knocking him down into a seated position. She backs up a bit and rushes towards him with a dropkick. Sang-Hyun gets out of the way last minute, and Hana crashes into the turnbuckles.

Sang-Hyun gets up and rushes towards a kneeling Hana, he hits his Galaga Kick! and knocks her down. He quickly grabs her arm and locks in his Shift the World Line crossface crippler. Hana struggles to get to the ropes, but can't make it!

HANA SEO-YEON TAPS OUT!
1-1

Sang-Hyun doesn't leave any room for a breather though as he spins her around and locks in The Final Frontier stump puller submission. She manages to get loose but Sang-Hyun doesn't let go! he grabs her other leg and locks in his own take on the Muta Lock!

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(What a series of events! these two competitors are giving it their all!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Come on! TAP! TAP OUT! )"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(I don't think Hana's going to tap out! look at what she's doing!)"

Hana gets an arm around the neck of Sang-Hyun and locks in an almost sleeper like submission move of her own. Now she has full control. She keeps the submission locked in tight as Sang-Hyun wiggles about like a worm or snake. The hold proves too much for him though as...

SANG-HYUN LEE TAPS OUT!
1-2

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Thirty minutes have passed in this match as we are halfway through. Both wrestlers are starting to show the toll of this grueling match! Both are just lying on the mat!)"

After what seems like an eternity both competitors manage to get up to their feet. About 15 minutes are left in this match, no this isn’t even a match anymore this is a fight for survival! Both start to brawl as they tumble outside. Hana throws Sang-Hyun into the steps before picking him up and slamming him with a back body drop onto the apron.

They eventually make their way onto the apron again. Hana lays in a knee to the gut of Sang-Hyun before getting behind him. She locks in his arms and gets him into a masterlock position before hitting her patent snap dragon suplex off the apron onto the floor below. She throws him back into the ring and goes to pick him up before he grabs her arm and locks in an armbar.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Only five more minutes left in this match! Can Sang-Hyun get a submission and force this match up into overtime?)”

Kayako Kai: “(Of course he can! He has to!)”

Hana manages to get onto her stomach now, onto of Sang-Hyun. Sang-Hyun doesn’t let go though and manages to transition into a bridging fujiwara armbar.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It’s the SGS! The Sexiest Galactic Submission!)”

Kayako Kai: “(Is Hana going to tap?! She’s in the middle of the ring, but there’s only one more minute left!)”

Sang-Hyun has it in tight as he continues to crank on her arm. He grits his teeth as he bends Hana’s arm back so far it looks as if it could snap at any minute. Both start to scream and curse as the clock gets closer to zero. 30 seconds left. Hana starts kicking the mat and flailing her free arm. Sang-Hyun grabs her free arm and locks in a cattle mutilation. He locks it in so tight her shoulder blades start to touch each other, but she doesn’t tap yet. 20 seconds left, he transitions her into a romero special. He tries to pull on her arms and stretch her legs as much as he can, but she only screams. 15 seconds left in the match. He pulls her down as he stretches his own legs as high into the air as he can Her legs look as if they could snap at any second, he gets her into a dragon sleeper hold and resorts to trying to choke her out.

10!

Hana starts to show signs of passing out, her eyes start to dart around like she’s a wild animal on the hunt.

9!

Sang-Hyun gets out of the romero special dragon sleeper and wraps his legs around her waist, bending back and squeezing her neck and head with every ounce of energy he has.

8!

Both are in the center of the ring as Hana’s arm starts to slowly lose movement, Her eyes start to glaze over.

7!

You know that one scene from Tokyo Ghoul where Kaneki is in the middle of a cross walk and is hungry AF? The part where he looks like he’s going to kill someone as he bites the shit out of his finger? Well that exact facial expression is on Sang-Hyun Lee right now.

6!

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It looks like Hana is going to black out any moment now!)”

5!

Hana starts to go hazy now…

4!

The ref gets in position as her body gets into a comatose state.

3!

The ref goes to lift her arm.

2! 1!

One just two more for a draw.

1! 2!

Just one more…

DING!DING!DING! 3!

The ref counted the three, but just a second too late. The bell rang before she could signal the fall. Sang-Hyun doesn’t let go of the now lifeless Hana as he continues to keep the hold in. Referee Aiko Date forces him off of her as he starts to scream and pound his fist into the mat.

Kayako Kai: “(If only the ref was a second faster, if only Sang-Hyun had tried to choke her out instead of work on the arm!)”

We cut back to the ring with Karin Wholfe standing ringside. Sang-Hyun is still furious with the outcome gets helped to the back. Hana gets some water thrown on her by the ringhands and the referees as they put some ice packs on her and try to get her up.

Karin Wholfe: “(And you're winner with the score one fall to two, Hana Seo-Yeon!)”

*The screen begins to project images of the logos used by the XHF (Network) since its inception all the way to the current XHF Network logo. As these replay over and over, “In the Hall of the Mountain King” as performed by the Electric Light Orchestra begins to play over the sound system. Soon, the XHF Network Owner, Mongo the Destroyer makes his way out from the back as the Japanese crowd cheers. Mongo smiles and waves as he makes his way to the ring area, walks up the steps and enters the ring with a microphone in hand.*

Mongo: Hello Japan! Are you guys having a great show tonight?

*The crowd cheers*

Mongo: That’s great to hear! Tonight I bring exciting news!

*More cheers*

Mongo: As you all recall, I have given the XHF Network companies until the first week of January to determine at least two contenders to the X*Crown at Supremacy. Tonight I shall reveal why.

*Mongo points above his head, and as he speaks, a crown descends via line from the rafters of the Sapporo Community Dome*

Mongo: Everyone wants to be king, but only one can claim that right at a time. And here in the XHF Network, the opportunity for a company to grab the crown comes only four times a year, unless the X*Crown champion chooses to defend during other inter-company shows. It is an important time. At Supremacy we shall find out who will get the crown…

*He points to the crown hanging above the ring.*

Mongo: …And who will sit on the throne of the XHF Network!

*The XHF Network owner gestures to the entranceway, where something under a black covering has been rolled out. A stage hand yanks off the covering to reveal a solid metal throne.*

Mongo: You see folks, on January 28th, the X*Crown will be competed for in a….THRONE OF BLOOD MATCH! The Throne of Blood Match is a violent and brutal fight. First, the crown above my head must be retrieved, however; to win the match one must fight through their fellow grapplers, sit on the throne and wear the crown.

*The crowd is very excited at this prospect.*

Mongo: But, with most of the XHF Network family sending two representatives, there is an added drama. Will the two men or women work together for the good of their company in gaining the X*Crown, or will they reach for their own personal glory! It’s an intercompany struggle and a struggle to retain one’s own humanity in a match that endorses pure aggression! Who will sit on the throne of the XHF Network? Tune in on January 28th at Supremacy to find out!

*The crowd cheers as “In the Hall of the Mountain King” plays again. Mongo leaves the ring area, stopping only a moment to stroke the throne before returning to the back.*

♫
THEY SAY YOU WERE SMALL AND HELPLESS.
THEY SEE YOU AS JUST A CHILD.
SURPRISE WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT A WARRIOR WILL SOON RUN WILD.
♫

Red and blue lights pulsate with the rhythm of the song as we pan across the crowd before resting on the stage. Sui and Mayumi come out and walk to the left side before Jordan and Rukia walk out and stand out to the right side. Kira and Kirito come out and stand in the middle before they all meet up in the middle of the stage and make a cut throat motion before throwing their hands up into an “X” shape. They make their way down the ramp before they circle the ring and slide in. They climb to the turnbuckles and look at the fans before meeting in the center of the ring where they make their signature pose.

Karin Wholfe: "(And introducing first the team of Jordan Rayburn, Rukia Matsuoka, and Kira Izumi... They are MURAMASA-kokka!)"

Mother fucker of the year starts to blare through the P.A. system as the team of Duke, Bobby and Alexis come out. They make there way down the ramp way before they enter the ring.

Karin Wholfe: "(And introducing their opponents, The team of Duke Kosloff, Bobby Barratt, and Alexis Grace!)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(This match stems from a few months back when Duke Kosloff said a few things about the family of Kira Izumi! Now these two men have assembled there teams and are about to go to war!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Yeah this has been boiling since the end of days tournament back in October! And more importantly we have THE AWF Champion here tonight! )"

The two team captains, Duke Kosloff and Kira Izumi start things off. Both men leave no room for feeling each other out as they both charge each other in the ring! Both men lay in viscous blows to each other. An uppercut to the rips of Kira Izumi, a round house kick to the leg of Duke. Kira goes for a spinning backfist, Duke catches it and lifts Kira onto his shoulders. He drops him down to the mat with authority...

Kayako Kai: "(What a powerful Moscow Drop from Duke!)"

The samoan drop sends Kira rolling into his corner where he tags in Jordan Rayburn. Jordan launches himself off the ropes and hits a springboard hurricarana off on the big man! Jordan proceeds to start stomping the piss out of Duke, but Duke gets up and lays Jordan out with a huge lariat. Jordan rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Duke soon follows him to the outside. Jordan climbs onto the guard rail and jumps off with a lionsault. Duke catches him, but is met with a stiff kick to the back of his head by Kira and a chop block to his legs by Rukia. They start ganging Duke before Bobby and Alexis come to his aid and a huge brawl starts between everyone. After a brawl Jordan and Duke make their way into the ring. Jordan and Duke both tag out, tagging in Rukia Matsuoka and Bobby Barratt. Bobby comes on the offense immediately, springboarding off the ropes towards Rukia. Rukia sees it coming though and dropkicks Bobby almost in the throat. Bobby rolls out of the ring to catch his breath.

He gets back in after a minute or two, rubbing his neck. Rukia and Bobby tie up before he gets behind her and hits a backdrop on her. Rukia rolls to her corner and tags in Jordan. Jordan comes through the ropes and lays a barrage of strikes to Bobby before he retreats into his corner. Alexis tags herself in and hits Jordan in the mouth with a stiff forearm. He falls back as she gets in the ring. They lock up and she gets a suplex on him, she grabs his legs and gets him in her Lucky Cloverleaf submission move. It doesn’t last too long though, as Kira cuts in and hits her with his Itami no Izumi shining wizard attack. Alexis falls hard to the mat grabbing at her face as Jordan picks her up. He puts her head between his legs before he lifts her up and spikes her head into the mat.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Sadistic Desire by Jordan Rayburn!)"

Jordan picks her up again, with almost no time for Alexis to recover. He drops her on her head again, this time with his Rinkaku brainbuster. He does a cut throat motion before he pulls out some bamboo skewers. He walks over to Alexis and slams them into her head before hitting another Rinkaku on her, embedding the skewers deep into her skull. The ref yells at him saying to she’ll DQ him if he tries that crap again. He pushes her out of the way knocking her out of the ring, the backup ref on the outside slides in while Jordan lifts Alexis up again, this time hitting a Tiger Flowsion on her, he goes for a pin, but only gets a 2.9 as she just barely lifts her arm up.

Kayako Kai: "(How can Alexis even move after that Art of Life and Rinkaku with the bamboo skewers! How is she even alive?!?)"

Jordan, furious throws her into a neutral corner, he lifts her up to the top rope and climbs up there himself. He flips around and drops her on her head and neck, with some bamboo still in her head! BLUEGRASS BOMBER!!!!

1!

2!

3!

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(It was too much for Alexis to take with that brutal onslaught!)"


Karin Wholfe: "(Alexis Grace has been eliminated)"

Jordan raises his hand in the air as he gives a smirk towards Team Duke. Bobby Barratt comes in the ring this time though. And starts laying a mudhole into the face of Jordan Rayburn. After stomping his in Bobby picks him up and goes to slam him back down onto the matt with a suplex. Jordan lands on his feet though and dives towards his corner to tag in Rukia. Rukia comes in and both her and Bobby get into a brawl. Bobby lands a well placed back kick into her gut before he backs up a minute and lays her out on the matt with his Distortion (super) Kick. She clutches her stomach in pain as Bobby picks her back up. He goes to jump up in what we can only assume is his Iconbreaker finishing move, but Rukia gets him over her head and into an inverted tombstone piledriver position. She holds tight to his feet, and slams him down with all her might, hitting an Alabama Slam. Rukia grabs his legs and locks in her Supa Seiyu Lock, her take on the Indian Deathlock, as she begins to sing…

It doesn’t last long though as duke and Kira run in. Duke picks kira up and chokeslams him onto Rukia and Bobby breaking up the submission. The ref starts to count making both men go back to the outside. Bobby gets up and starts swaying from side to side on his sore legs. Rukia goes for her Oyasumi spinning backfist but Bobby ducks and grabs her head, He takes off into a corner and hits his sliced bread #2 he calls…

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Prodigal Arrival!)”

A three count and Rukia is out of this match making it an even two on two again.

Karin Wholfe: “(Rukia Matsuoka has been eliminated)”

Bobby is still in the ring as Jordan comes out again. The two charge at each other before a swift kick to the leg cause Bobby to fall down, Jordan starts to run and hits a lionsault. He gets up and jumps onto the ropes again hitting his See You Space Cowboy, no handed springboard moonsault onto Bobby. Bobby doesn’t let him get up again though and holds onto him, Getting him into a small package. His weakened legs don’t help him much though as Jordan gets out at two. Bobby hits Jordan with his distortion kick, knocking him into his corner. Kira tags himself in and comes out strong against the AWF Champion. He rushes towards him and goes for a Yakuza kick, Bobby grabs his leg and spins him around, Kira doesn’t let that stop him though as he hits him with an enzugiri to the side of the temple. Bobby goes down to the matt.

Bobby irish whips Kira into the ropes, he bounces back and eats the sole of Bobbies boot. He goes down hard as Bobby goes for a pin. He only gets a two count though. Bobby goes to pick Kira up, but Kira drops back and hits him with a pele kick. Bobby goes into the ropes and bounces back, meeting a Kira Kira Knee, Kira’s Boma Ye knee strike. Bobby drops to the matt before Kira climbs the top rope. He signals for the end, as he jumps off and goes for a moonsault, Bobby rolls out of the way, still laying on the matt, but Kira lands on is feet, Hitting a standing moonsault now onto Bobby for his #FlipKira moonsault moonsault variant. He’s not done though as he tag in Jordan. Kira picks Bobby up and starts to spin him around in an airplane spin or almost F5 like manner. He lets go and Bobby spins off of him as Jordan grabs hold of his head and hits him with a Codebreaker.

Kayako Kai: “(They call that move Paranoia!)”

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It looks like Team Duke should be paranoid Jordan’s going for the pin and Kira’s got a death grip on Duke’s legs!)”

Karin Wholfe: “(Bobby Barratt has been eliminated.)”

Duke grabs Kira’s throat and throws him outside of the ring. He charges Jordan and hits him with a furious lariat. He picks up Jordan and throws him into the corner, He lifts him up. They both are ontop of the top turnbuckle now, Duke gets him into a powerbomb position and drops Jordan from the top rope with a spinning top rope powerbomb he calls the Soviet Atom Bomb! He goes for the pin and gets the three!

Karin Wholfe: “(Jordan Rayburn has been eliminated.)”

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(It’s just now between Kira and Duke. And both of these men can’t stand each other!)”

Kayako Kai: “(You got that right! They’re going at it!)”

Duke is already seen spearing Kira out of his shoes! He gets on top of him and starts laying in some hammer fists and elbow strikes before Kira grabs ahold of the big man’s arm and rolls him over locking in his Izumi Special armbar. Duke with his height easily reaches the the bottom rope with his foot. The ref begins to count, but Kira holds it in for the full 4 seconds he’s allowed. Duke gets up slapping his arm, trying to get some feeling into it, before he is met with a drop kick to the same arm again! He leans on the ropes before Kira comes rushing at him again, this time he sees it coming and he throws Kira out of the ring hitting his legs on the guardrail. Kira rolls around for a minute or two as we see Duke climb the top rope.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(What’s he doing up there?!)”

Kayako Kai: “(It looks like… it looks like… A SPUTNIK FROM THE TOP!)”

Duke hits his 450 splash onto Kira who’s laying on the matt now. They both look hurt though as both men roll around and scream in pain. After about the 19 count both get themselves into the ring again though. We hear claps and cheers from the usually quiet Japanese crowd. After a little while both men stumble to their feet, looking like two drunkards in a fisticuffs. The two men start throwing wild strikes as many miss, but some hit, and those that hit, hit hard making both men stumble and bounce off the ropes. This goes on for minutes, that feel like an eternity to the two fighters who hate each other's guts. Kira out of nowhere spits out his blood mist into the face of Duke Kossloff, impairing his vision and making him swing for the fences, in doing this he lays out the referee in the ring. The other ref comes out, but gets laid out too. Kira starts to smile as his MURAMASA-kokka family come running into the ring from the crowd and back. Jordan, Sui and Rukia all slide in and surround Duke like a pack of vultures. Jordan and Rukia get Duke up and over the top rope before Rukia hits her Anata Ga Mawaru dragon screw neck whip finishing move.

Jordan immediately gets him up and drops Duke back down again with his Art Of Life tiger flowsion finisher. They pick him up again and get him up to the top rope where Sui makes a cut throat motion before climbing up high and dropping him with his Bushido Buster brainbuster from the top onto the matt. Sui rolls him over to a waiting Kira Izumi where Kira picks lifts him up and drops him on his neck with his Kira Driver ‘91, his take on the Tiger Driver ‘91, Kirito and Mayumi do their best to wake up the refs and get them into position for the pin.

1!

2!

3!

Karin Wholfe: “(MURAMASA-kokka are your winners of this contest!)”

The lights cut out as we hear women sing and the instruments play. Kuori comes out from the bottom of the stage with her arms stretched out in a raven pose. She moves her hands in a "come, cheer me on" kinda motion. Some cheer, many boo as she starts to walk down the ramp now.

She makes her way to ring side. She walks around the ring giving deadly stares at fans and acknowledging her fans who cheer her on. Kuroi walks up the steps and enters the ring. She looks out into the crowd one more time before walking to her corner.

Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing the challenger, from Aokigahara she stands in at 5’6 and weighs in tonight at 126 Lbs. She is The Goddess of Death herself, Kuroi Yami!)”

As the music plays, the arena lighting dims way down to almost darkness. Bodhi emerges from behind the stage to cheers, as the music intensifies. Two white spotlights shine on Bodhi, strobing in tune to the music. She walks to the ring, waving to the crowd, before running and
sliding in at the bottom of the ramp.

Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing next The Goddess of Sakura herself, she is The White Devil, From Ohio USA, she stands in tonight at 5’8 and weighs in at 120 Lbs. She is BODHI!!!!!!)”

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(This is the hottest feud in the SSS to date, these two young ladies have been going at it for months!)"

Kayako Kai: "(This started back at End Of Days with our first official match against these two. Kuroi beat Bodhi that day, but Bodhi beat Ember Ferrari at our inaugural show in the main event after the two ladies impressed Yuuko Koizumi. The two have been at each others throats since then, both feeling they are superior, but can Kuroi Yami prove that her victory was just a fluke Yumiko-Chan?)"

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(I don’t know if she can do it Kayako-Chan, but she’s sure as heck gonna try!)"

The bell rings with no love lost between these two ladies as both of them meet into the middle of the ring, throwing stiff fists into each others faces and stiffer knees into each others guts. Already both ladies have busted each other open, Bodhi breaking Kuroi’s nose and Kuroi knocking a tooth or two out of the mouth of Bodhi.

They clinch up and keep up with the blows before they both start edging closer and closer to the ropes, They start to roll and fall out of the ring. Kuroi throws her into the guardrail closest to the ring, before she picks her up and drags her over to the announce tables. Kuroi throws Bodhi over and crashing into Kayako and Yumiko.

Both announcers: “(AHHHH!)”

Kuroi backs up before she runs towards an already up Bodhi, she jumps over the guardrail and goes for a spaceman plancha, but Bodhi catches her! And hits her with a thunderous power slam into the tables near them. After a little bit both make their way back into the ring.

Bodhi irish whips her into the corner before rushing her, Kuroi ducks and Bodhi flips herself onto the apron like ric flair. She springboards herself off the ropes going for a tope con hilo, but Kuroi catches her and drives her almost neck first into the mat with a thunder fire powerbomb! She keeps her shoulders down and goes for the pin.

1!

2!

KICK OUT!

Bodhi kicks out of the pin attempt, She rolls out of the ring to catch her breath before she slides back in. They decide to go for a slower approach now, as they tie up. Kuroi gets behind Bodhi, and gets ahold of her arms before she hits her Midnight Dominator, Snap German suplex variation. Bodhi gets up from it and hits her with a german of her own, But Kuroi gets up from it and hits Bodhi with her End Of Days snap tiger suplex.

Bodhi doesn’t stay down for too long though as she gets back up and begs for more punishment. The crowd cheers the two on as Bodhi goes for her BANZAI! Finisher, Kuroi ducks and lifts her up onto her shoulders, she drops her down and lifts up her knee, but Bodhi blocks the knee strike and lands on her feet, she spins Kuroi around and goes in to teach Kuroi about the American Dream! Both ladies are laying on the mat now, Bodhi has her tazzmission locked in, but Kuroi gets Bodhi’s shoulders on the mat, the ref counts but only gets a two.

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(These two know each others moves too well now!)"

Kayako Kai: "(Yeah, but they still haven’t gotten their finishers yet! And there’s only forty five minutes left in this match.)"

Bodhi gets her shoulders up again as she keeps the choke hold on. Kuroi eventually manages to get herself to the ropes and break the submission move. The ladies tie up again working on trying to gain an advantage from one another. This goes on for at least 5 minutes, both getting close to gaining the advantage, but the other only stopping it and them starting all over again. This happens at least until Kuroi can irish whip Bodhi into the turnbuckle.

Bodhi jumps onto the top rope though, and jumps off hitting Kuroi with her Kamikaze top rope stunner onto Kuroi, making her go into the air and roll around like a ragdoll. The two start to show some fatigue after fighting for 30 minutes now, as Kuroi is laying in the corner. Bodhi urges her to get up as she prepares for her Banzai super kick. Kuroi gets up and takes a few steps before Bodhi goes for the super kick, But before it can connect Kuroi collapses and falls to the mat, as does Bodhi!

Yumiko Kanagawa: "(They collapsed! They both collapsed!)"

Kayako Kai: "(This match has just been too much for them! It’s just too much for these two to continue!)"

The crowd begins to cheer them on, the entire arena has blown up with energy. It’s so loud that it’s deafening. This must of done something to Bodhi and Kuroi though, as they both work their way up with help from the ropes now. They charge each other now, Bodhi ducks a clothesline making Kuroi run into the ropes behind her, she bounces off and is met with a desperation BANZAI! Kuroi rolls out of the ring though.

Bodhi slowly manages to get her onto the apron. Kuroi comes back to life and starts laying in some punches into the face of Bodhi. Bodhi turns around and rubs her face before Kuroi grabs her arms and hits her Midnight Dominator off the apron onto the mat on Bodhi. About 10 minutes left in the match now.

Both get back into the ring. Another series of strikes and chops ensues before Kuroi lifts Bodhi up, but Bodhi wiggles around too much and gets up. Bodhi hits another BANZAI! Onto Kuroi near the ropes. She goes for the pin…

1!

2!

3… NO! Kuroi’s foot is on the rope!

Bodhi is both frustrated and upset with a look of desperation on her face, They both are up to their feet now, Kuroi and Bodhi are getting to their limits, but continue to push themselves and fight hard. Only a few minutes left in this match now, They lay out all they can hitting suplexes and stiff strikes on each other, this looks more like a shoot then a wrestling match. This continues till the bell rings and the match ends in a time limit draw.

Karin Wholfe: “(This match has ended due to a time limit draw. Thus, STILL your Goddess of Sakura… Bodhi!!!!)”

It seems the two gals haven’t gotten the memo that the match ended, because both of them continue to brawl. The bell rings as Karin ushers everyone to stay in their seats and for help to come. Two women come out and enter the ring. Bodhi and Kuroi stop for a moment realizing what’s happened. Bodhi looks at the two ladies who are now beside her and starts to smile.

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(These must be the girls Bodhi was referencing earlier! This is her new group!)”

Kayako Kai: “(Wait a minute! Who the hell are those two who’re coming into the ring!? They’re siding with Kuroi!)”

All six women stand in the ring, ready for battle. Bodhi lifts her title up high, as her girls clap and cheer her on. Kuroi and the girls with her roll out of the ring before grabbing a mic and making their way up to the top of the rampway.

Kuroi Yami: “(Enjoy having that title while you can Bodhi… Bring you’re little bitches with you at Supremacy and i’ll have my girls with me… GIVE ME ALL YOU HAVE! One more! ONE MORE MATCH! My team against yours! If we lose then i’m done, then my career, my title shots my everything is done! Kuroi Yami will be no more! All i ask is my team against yours… The title on the line… if anyone on my team pins anyone on yours then they win the title! If we can’t even do that… then i’m done… then my career is OVER!)”

Kuroi Yami: “(But it won’t come to that… no, no… because at the end of the day all will be engulfed in the darkness! All will embrace the darkness! And each and every single one of you will learn to…) Abnormailze!”

Kayako Kai: “(The challenge has been set! Kuroi and her team… Abnormalize, against Bodhi and her team!?)”

Yumiko Kanagwa: “(We’ll have to see if Bodhi accepts the challenge in the post match interviews, because we’re out of time for tonight! Thank you all for tuning in to our biggest event of the year! We hope to see you all in a joint production at our next event with XHF! Supremacy!)”

Kayako Kai: “(Our next stand alone event will be on February the 24th! At Club Citta in Kawasaki, Kanagawa! Be sure to check out Saturday Sakura Genesis Episode 3 “City Lights; Party Life”! And be sure to check out the best promotion in the world today as they headline Supremacy in January!)”

Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And from us at Sakura Shoujo Stampede, we wish you and your loved ones a happy new year! See you all in 2018!)”

[Mad Dog Smith]

Exxxstacy wins. She wins ... all the things.

[ForeverKuroi]

BTW for voting for the Miss XHF Pageant, please message me your top three.

Your first place choice will get 3 points.
Your second place 2 points.
Your third place 1 point.

You may not vote for yourself.

January 19th is the deadline.

[Hyperion]

Vote for Bodhi. A vote anywhere else is a mistake.

[Hyperion]

Also godammit Kira you put on one heck of a show! As ways, big props my man. Getting better and better

[Miracle Masami]

Y'all lucky Rei isn't participated in this contest.


But anyway, great show! Hopefully next month will be another good one.

[Hyperion]

Dec 31, 2017 5:28:26 GMT -5 Miracle Masami said:

Y'all lucky Rei isn't participated in this contest.


But anyway, great show! Hopefully next month will be another good one.

That's Rei??

Dammm

[Kira Izumi]

If Rei was in this she'd get my vote!

[Miracle Masami]

Rei is too busy with her new title lol.

Btw, I feel like I have no idea with Cherry anymore in this moment. I guess I just put her there.

[Kira Izumi]

it's ok, she's a rookie anyway so it's ok to not have a good idea for her yet. We can have her go on the Young Lions rout if you'd like though. If you want we can talk a direction for her to go in a pm or something.

[Miracle Masami]

Sure thing, we can do that.