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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 5, 2018 21:07:04 GMT -5
"Wow, he talks a lot- which is great when making friends. Maybe this guy isn't that bad. Now though?, the chattyness is not so helpful."
*Quietly Nelly looks at the apperent necromancer and slowly raises his finger to his mouth in the "shhhhhhhh" gesture, nicely though, not angrily or anything*
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Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 5, 2018 21:13:28 GMT -5
*Jigoku bows his head, in a kinda sorry manner before he starts to check his wings and tail, making sure they weren't badly damaged by the ass whole guards*
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jan 5, 2018 22:03:39 GMT -5
Curtis finally stands, his head still groggy from the previous night, having time to let his situation sink in.
"I don't understand. Why am I on this side of the bars with you low-lifes."
Curtis moves near the bars.
"Hey, I'm part of the royal guard! Let me out of this stink hole!"
I want to wait for a response from the guards.
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Jan 6, 2018 2:21:03 GMT -5
NECRO- *calms himself*
*whispered tones* Necromancy?! How can that even be considered half normal?!
You know what? We have much more pressing issues...you with the belt. You too, Royal Guardsman. Care to tell us more of your tales?
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 6, 2018 3:46:09 GMT -5
The Guard that was standing near the cell laughs out loud, a big, gruff "Haw haw haw" before he sneers through the bars.
"You'll all be dead bodies in the mornin' mate!"
He continues to chuckle, meaning he doesn't here the conversation taking place. As the Half Orc inside the cell speaks up, he turns to talk to him when the big door opens to the room. Another Half Orc walks in, dragging a drunken Dwarf shouting profanities, followed by yet another Half Orc who nods to the guy by the door and takes his place.
"Get offa me you giant fucking turd!"
The two guards by the cell grunt towards those in the cell before one unlocks it, they throw the Dwarf in, who lands in a thud. For a moment the new guard hesitstes He looks at the prisoners, and winks once before closing the cell. The two guards discuss something in Orcish (Curtis understands it) the one who had been laughing leaves the room.
"Aww fuckin' jeez. There's somethin' in mah beard! Which one of yous bastards wants to get out of this place?" the Dwarf said as he rose to his feet, eyeing them up.
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 6, 2018 3:50:16 GMT -5
Listen. Gentlemen, I hate to ask this but can you all look the other way while I use the facilities?
(My character has been experiencing constipation. Can I roll to succeed in taking a crap?)
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Jan 6, 2018 3:51:46 GMT -5
*looks at the dwarf hesitantly. This man is foul mouthed and obviously inebriated, but getting out and you know...not dying sounds good*
Get out of this place? How to you propose that? And who might we ask are you?
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jan 6, 2018 3:54:25 GMT -5
Curtis looks confused. Then looks angry. Looking directly at a specific guard he yells in Orcish:
"Chris! Get me out of this cage with these weirdos! Let me out!"
I want to shake the bars and attempt to intimidate my brother.
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 6, 2018 4:08:46 GMT -5
Michael roll a straight constitution check to poop.
Curtis roll an intimidation check.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 6, 2018 5:23:45 GMT -5
Alright, leave this to me guys.
*Nelly walks up to the guard behind the bars (the one outside, that is).*
Ok, this has all been really funny, but you can let me out now.
*He pauses*
You do know who I am, right? Oh my gosh, don’t let anyone know you don’t know. I’m undercover. I helped nab the guy I was talking to earlier. The sting is over now though so you can let me out.
*Brief pause.*
...And don’t embarrass yourself asking the boss to make sure, you know how he gets when you screw up
*Nelly gestures at Curtis*
(I’d like to roll for deception/persuasion, whichever applies here (plus 4 bay bay))
(((Edit: Whoops, I didn’t realize Kanyon’s turn wasn’t over. Assume this happens after)))
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Jan 6, 2018 5:47:24 GMT -5
Bard!
*signals him over discreetly...unknowing to what just transpired.*
How does the plan go?
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 6, 2018 6:01:56 GMT -5
As the Goliath seeks his stomach rumbles, he quickly runs to the bucket and unleashes the loudest fart followed by what sounds like the contents of his guts spilling into the bucket. It does not smell nice.
As both the Half Orc and the Human try to both intimidate and deceive the Guard, he simply smiles.
"You not very smart am you?"
He says as the other guard who came in, the one who winks, suddenly transforms in a flourish into a female Tiefling. At this point, the Dwarf leans against the gate, now smiling too.
"The names Grif, this lovely lady here is Eiko. As you no doubt heard our loud mouthed friend over here, this loveable lout is Chris. Eiko and I? We're from the Thieves Guild.... And we're breaking out. You coming?"
The Dwarf smiles broadly, though he stinks of alcohol he clearly isn't drunk.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 6, 2018 6:04:40 GMT -5
*Nelly looks relieved*
If you get me out of here I’ll give you a free concert!
.... that’s what you want right? Right?
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Post by Bobby Barratt on Jan 6, 2018 6:07:54 GMT -5
Wow. Well as *leaning out of the door and yekling* an obviously non magical being,*back to the room* that was quite the trick.
Though we seem to he about of options, specifically *this* gentlemen *featuring at michael* why do we trust You?
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 6, 2018 6:11:50 GMT -5
Wow. Well as *leaning out of the door and yekling* an obviously non magical being,*back to the room* that was quite the trick. Though we seem to he about of options, specifically *this* gentlemen *featuring at michael* why do we trust You? You should trust me because I am pure of heart. I am, after all, from the Stormlands. And once I get up from this toilet, we can escape and seek freedom once more.
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