SSS Perpetual Sorrow (RESULTS)
Mar 31, 2018 19:04:53 GMT -5
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 31, 2018 19:04:53 GMT -5
We're in hell under control of him
owari wo tsugeru RAITO wa kiete butai wa yami
motto koe wo kikasete yo motto koko ni itai kedo
We cut to a side stage where the band Dir En Grey is playing their song "Amber". The band plays the song as we get shots of them and of the fans as well as the venue tonight. We cut to Yumiko and Kayako sitting at their table as the song closes to an end.
Kayako Kai: "(That guy looks like someone we have on the XHF Network, but i can't put my finger on it... Oh we're live? We're live! Of course we are and welcome everyone to our second pay per view extravaganza! This is Perpetual Sorrow in the Hiroshima Sun Plaza. We would like to think Dir En Grey for performing their song Amber Tonight live in front of 5,000 people tonight!)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(Wow 5,000 people here tonight! That's incredible, and you know what else is incredible besides Dir En Grey and these 5,000 people Kai-Chan?)"
Kayako Kai: "(What Kanagwa-Chan?)"
Yumiko Kanagwa: "(This card! we're stacked as we host the finals of the Angles of Sakura tournament, We have the debuting Natsu Toyama as well as Fukushima Zombie taking on the undefeated Rei Kagura for the Idols of Sakura title! And there's more!)"
Kayako Kai: "(You mean there's more!? WHAT!?)"
Yumiko Kanagawa: "(There's MORE! We have a huge triple threat match for the Goddess of Sakura championship! The former champion Bodhi is looking for redemption against not only the other challenger and wild card of this match, Ember Ferrari but also the woman who's been here since the very beginning at End of Days last year, the current champion and Achilles heel of Bodhi, Kuroi Yami! And it's a falls count anywhere match! Folks stay tuned till the very end because you don't want to miss any match on SSS's Perpetual Sorrow!)"
The music hits as Sakuya and Mei enter the ring excitedly and headbanging to the beat of the music while clapping their hands as the crowd claps their hands as well. They walk to the ring and rolls in together. Sakuya and Mei do the rally at the turnbuckle as they meet in the middle to join their hands, forming a diamond hand sign as the crowd throws streamers inside the ring.
As the opening chords of Peaches string up, the crowd cheer for their favourite all-woman tag team...F.E.M.! The two ladies burst out from the back, Kazia-X taking one side of the stage, Katie Boom-Boom the other. They pose and flex for the fans, before walking down the ramp alongside each other. They slide into the ring at the same time, and both climb opposite turnbuckles, again posing for the fans. They drop down and switch corners, repeating.
Finally Kazia/ Katie leaves the ring, so that their partner can get ready for their match/ as their partner watches the opposition across from them, a smile on her face.
Karin Wholfe: "(Introducing first in the blue corner, The duo of Sakuya Goto and Mei Nakahara... Skyland Paradise!)"
Karin Wholfe: "(And their opponents in the red corner, The duo of Katie Boom Boom and Kazia-X... F.E.M.!)"
The match started off with the two highflyers, Mei and Katie. They pulled off an amazing sequence of reversals and flips. Both got a very positive reaction from the crowd and showed some sportsmanship. Just as quick as the two ladies flipped about the ring the other two would soon get tagged in and go at it in a technical brawl. Thunderous strikes that could be heard outside of the Sun Plaza, amazing reversals and maneuvers. The match was primarily a contrast and blend of styles from the two baby face teams. Both teams are getting cleared in this opening contest.
Towards the middle of the match both were clearly starting to get fatigued. All the girls take turns hitting signature moves From Katie's Aussie Rules Tornado DDT and The Obra to Skyland's Yamotensen and a knee drop shining wizard combo. After an all out brawl by all four women it eventually ends when Skyland gets an advantage from the lesser experienced team and hits their Azure Sky finisher for the ONE! TWO! THREE!
Karin Wholfe: "(And your winners and moving on to the finals... Skyland Paradise!)"
The lights in the arena go out as "Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play. A gold colored spotlight comes on shining at the top of the ramp showing "The Irish Rose" Alexis Grace slowly walking down the ramp wearing A white tiger fur over her ring attire. As she walks up the ring steps she jumps over the top rope slinging her fur off and begins to climb to the top rope as she crosses her arms in the shape of an X.
Azumi follows next and gets to the ring.
Abnormalize comes out through the darkness and fog as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. The two make their way to the ring.
Karin Wholfe: "(Introducing first from the Blue corner, the team of Alexis Grace and Azumi Goto!)"
Karin Wholfe: "(And their opponents, the team of Jisatsu, Satsujin Yami, Abnormalize!)"
This was a very fast paced and technical match Lots of tags in and out through out. It started off with Abnormalize taking turns distracting the refs while the other one would pull off some dirty move. A low blow, eye gauging. You name it they at least attempted it in the early goings of this match. Azumi and Alexis got their pay back though after throwing Jisatsu into Satsujin and capitalizing on their confusion with a few double team moves of their own. A double suplex here and here as well as some combo strikes. Towards the middle of the match Alexis and Satsujin got into a fearsome brawl nearly getting both DQed.
Satsujin threw a few firballs she simply like to call this fire burns. She hit one, but the others missed and went flying out into the crowd. No one got hurt by them or hit by them, but it was a scary sight to see. Alexis nearly had her submitted in her Lucky Cloverleaf submission move, but to no avail as Jisatsu breaks it up. After a while and a few more tags in and out Azumi wiggles out of a Blackfire Atom Bomb attempt and hits her Go to Revolution finisher. She pins Satsujin as Alexis holds onto the legs of Jisatsu for dear life. A three count gets the duo of Grace/Goto a win.
Karin Wholfe: "(Your winners and moving onto the finals of the Angles of Sakura Tournament, the duo of Alexis Grace and Azumi Goto!)"
"Basket Case" by Green Day Plays On The PA System as Gabby walks out to the ring
"Domesticated Animals" starts and as the instrumental is building up the Japanese fans are clapping with the beat, when the song goes "All for One" Allyson steps out to a moderately big pop and she makes her way down to the ring slapping hands, when she gets to the ring she stares around and gets onto the apron
and jumps over the ropes and up to the middle rope with her arms outstretched, she hops down and waits for the bell to ring
Karin Wholfe: “(Introducing first in the blue corner, from Appleton, Wisconsin, USA, she is Allyson Hydecker!)”
Karin Wholfe: “(And her opponent in the red corner, From Riverside, California, USA, She is Gabby Kaylor!”
The match starts off with each one trying to one up each other. These two know each others moves well though and have fought numerous times since SSS has started. Both don’t back down from each other though and fight hard. Allyson gets a slight advantage and hits off a few suplexes.
After some trading off the Gabby gets some offense and an advantage with a thunderous german suplex. Both lay down for a few seconds. Allyson gets off record smash rocket kick before climbing to the top and hitting her finishing Death by Hydecker for the ONE! TWO! THREE!
Karin Wholfe: “(And your winner, Allyson Hydecker!)”
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After the commercial break, Joshua Jeffrey Jones is in the ring with a microphone.
You all know who I am, but you don't know why I am here. I am the represenative for the newest driving force to hit Japan since Fat Man and Little Boy. She is a spitfire, a spicy meatball, a made woman from the Bronx. She is the Cicillian Sensation, the Brooklyn Beauty, the Goddess of Greater New York, the Iotolla of Italy, the Sex Symbol of the Subway. She is the Made Woman Sophia Guilia Figaretti!
That's Amore begins to play as Figaretti comes out. She makes her way to the ring and stands behind her manager.
She is coming to reek havoc here in Japan, and then around the world. I am the Man with a Plan, and I approve this message!
Triple J drops the mic and raises the hand of the debuting Figaretti. The two leave the ring as Dean Martin serenades them out of the arena.
You all know who I am, but you don't know why I am here. I am the represenative for the newest driving force to hit Japan since Fat Man and Little Boy. She is a spitfire, a spicy meatball, a made woman from the Bronx. She is the Cicillian Sensation, the Brooklyn Beauty, the Goddess of Greater New York, the Iotolla of Italy, the Sex Symbol of the Subway. She is the Made Woman Sophia Guilia Figaretti!
That's Amore begins to play as Figaretti comes out. She makes her way to the ring and stands behind her manager.
She is coming to reek havoc here in Japan, and then around the world. I am the Man with a Plan, and I approve this message!
Triple J drops the mic and raises the hand of the debuting Figaretti. The two leave the ring as Dean Martin serenades them out of the arena.
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Rukia comes out as the music blares through the speakers. She shows love to her fans. She arrogantly walks down the ramp way and makes her way into the ring before going into her corner.
Yumiko Kanagawa: A former idol and current pro wrestler and seiyu in Rukia taking on the current Pro wrestler and idol in Natsu. These two have slightly similar backgrounds, but who can come out on top tonight?)”
Kayako Kai: “(Both are very good and very young. Rukia has her work cut out for her tonight.)”
Natsu comes out dressed in her silver ring attire with a matching boa. She does her signature 'one answer' finger point and makes her way to the ring. She slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, performing her signature gesture one more time.
Karin Wholfe: “(Introducing first in the blue corner, standing in at 5’6 and weighing in at 118 Lbs. From Matsuyama-shi, Ehime-ken, Japan, She is the “Super Seiyu” Rukia Matsuoka!)”
The crowd cheers for Rukia and we hear chants of one of her latest shows she’s working on.
Karin Wholfe; “(And her opponent from the red corner, she stands at 5’4 and weighs in at 109 Lbs., Hailing from Masuda, Shimane, Japan, She is “The Final Answer” Natsu Toyama!)”
The crowd cheers and claps for the debuting Natsu as she waves and bows. Karin exits the ring and the ref rings the bell as the match starts. The match starts off pretty even and highly technical, Rukia gaining the advantage in the exchange before Natsu hits a brutal strike that gets her away. Natsu and Rukia turn the slow paced exhibition into a fast and hard hitting contest of strength and power. Both testing each other, hitting massive strikes and blows. This leads to a huge barrage of strikes from Rukia in the corner lighting up Natsu’s chest. She tries to finish off with her Oyasumi spinning back fist but gets dogged by Natsu Toyama.
Natsu picks Rukia up and hits her with an inverted atomic drop, knocking her down to the ground. She goes for a pin but only gets a one count. Rukia doesn’t let her get off far and attempts to lock in her Owari submission move. She struggles but gets it in for a minute before Natsu makes her let go and gasp for air after a few chops to the throat. This lets her have enough time to let her hit a spear of destiny and eventually her Final Showdown Rainmaker finisher. She gets the three count and the win.
Karin Wholfe: “(The winner of this match, Natsu Toyama!)”
Fukushima comes out in horror themed garb as the crowd cheers and chants her name. She gets in the ring and awaits her opponent.
Rei comes out with her title and shows off any chance she can get. She makes sure everyone knows that she’s the best and that she’s the champion. She enters the ring to a mixed reaction of boos and cheers.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Rei has been on a hot streak since her debut and has been champion for a while now. But you have to think Fukushima Zombie has something up her sleeves for Rei!)”
Kayako Kai: “(You know Fukushima-Chan isn’t the most normal of people. That could play a hand in this, but Rei is also a very confident woman. This should be a very interesting matchup tonight.)”
Karin Wholfe: “(Introducing first, the challenger in the Blue Corner from Okuma-machi, Fukushima, Japan. Weighing in tonight at 135 Lbs and standing at 5’5, she is Fukushima Zombie!)”
She steps forward and does a cut throat motion while pointing at Rei as the crowd cheers and throws black streamers in the ring.
Karin Wholfe: “(Introducing her opponent in the red corner, She stands at 167 cm and is from Osaka,Japan… She is YOUR Idols Of Sakura, Rei Kagura!)”
She steps forward and raises her title in the air as the fans throw pink and white streamers in the ring.
The ref checks both competitors for illegal objects before signaling for the bell and we are underway! The two ladies leave no time as they both lock up with each other. They stay fairly even too for the first few minutes. That is until Rei get the advantage with a very low blow that she insists was above the belt. Rei gets a headlock in before bringing Fukushima to the ground. Fukushima gets her foot on the bottom rope breaking it up.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(These two have done good so far, a very technical match!)”
The two meet up in the ring and Rei goes for a leg sweep. Fukushima jumps over it and goes for a spinning back kick, in which Rei does a matrix style bend and ducks it. She’s on all fours now as Fukushima hits a standing moonsault on the prone Rei. She goes for a pin and…
ONE!
TWO!
THRE- NO!
Kick out by Rei, She gets out and goes straight on the offensive. Clubbing Zombie with forearms and chops. She goes for a suplex, but Fukushima lands on her feet and stomps the chest of Rei. Rei cries out and clutches her chest as she rolls out of the ring. Fukushima isn’t letting her get away though as she dives out of the ring and goes for a tope suicida.
Rei runs to the side and Fukushima lands onto the mat, Rei starts stomping her before picking her up and throwing her back into the ring. Fukushima is irishwhiped into the ropes and comes back hitting Rei with a back breaker. Rei gets down and pinned but kicks out at one. Rei fights Zombie off and gets some more offence now, hitting Fukushima with a running hip attack before jumping off the top ropes with her foot stomp she calls Flying Glico Man, She pins Fukushima Zombie and…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Rei rolls out of the ring and grabs her title gloating as she slips away with a sly victory tonight.
Karin Wholfe: “(And your winner and STILL champion, Rei Kagura!)”
The music hits as Sakuya and Mei enter the ring excitedly and headbanging to the beat of the music while clapping their hands as the crowd claps their hands as well. They walk to the ring and rolls in together. Sakuya and Mei do the rally at the turnbuckle as they meet in the middle to join their hands, forming a diamond hand sign as the crowd throws streamers inside the ring.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(These ladies fought in a brutal match earlier tonight, and now they reach the finals of this brutal tournament to face the unlikely duo of Alexis Grace and Azumi Goto!)”
As the first bit of Takeover plays, we see no sign of Azumi but once the main tune hits. She walks towards the ring, focused and ready to go. With nothing but her future victory in mind.
The lights in the arena go out as "Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play. A gold colored spotlight comes on shining at the top of the ramp showing "The Irish Rose" Alexis Grace slowly walking down the ramp wearing A white tiger fur over her ring attire. As she walks up the ring steps she jumps over the top rope slinging her fur off and begins to climb to the top rope as she crosses her arms in the shape of an X.
Kayako Kai: “(These two beat Abnormalize earlier tonight, both teams gave it their all in their first two matches.)”
The girls are in their corners now as Karin starts off with the ring introductions.
Karin Wholfe: “(This is the finals of the Angles of Sakura Tournament, Introducing first, in the blue corner the duo of Sakuya Goto and Mei Nakahara, they are… Skyland Paradise!)”
The team walks out and embraces the cheers of the fans as they throw streamers in the ring.
Karin Wholfe: “(and introducing their opponents in the red corner, “The Fighter” Azumi Goto and “The Irish Rose” Alexis Grace!)”
The crowd throws streamers in the ring for the two ladies as they make their fighting poses. Karin gets out of the ring and the bell rings as the match begins.
Alexis and Sakuya start off the match. The two tie up before Alexis gets Sakuya in a headlock. She irish whips her into the ropes when she bounces back and locks in a headlock of her own onto Alexis. She gets Alexis onto her knees and wrenches in the headlock even more. She gets Alexis onto the ground now and transitions into a hammerlock. Alexis gets back onto her feet after a minute and spins around, breaking free and slapping the taste out of her opponents mouth in the process.
Sakuya charges her but gets thrown into the ropes.She runs off them and runs towards her partner, she tags out in dramatic fashion, as does Alexis. The two fresh women come in and charge each other. Mei charges Azumi with a spinning leg lariat, but Azumi dodges and goes for roundhouse kick. Mei grabs the leg and hits a dragon screw leg whip on Azumi before climbing up the ropes. She goes for a moonsault but Azumi rolls out of the way, Mei lands on her feet and goes for it again on the still prone Azumi. She lands it and goes for a pin.
One!
Two!
Thre- No!
Alexis cuts in to break up the pin. Mei irish whips Azumi into the ropes and Alexis tags herself in aggressively. Azumi looks confused and a bit angry as the ref tells her to get out and a tags been made. She listens though and goes out. Alexis goes for a takedown attempt, much like an mma fighter. Mei clubs her with fists and forearms though and stops it. Alexis gets to her feet and rushes Mei with a barrage of punches and kicks, she gets an advantage with the unsuspected strikes and gains the edge. Alexis kicks her hard in the gut before picking her up and dropping her with her spiked piledriver.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Oh my god! Thorn of a Rose by Alexis Grace!)”
She goes for a pin but doesn’t get much as Sakuya stops it early on. Mei makes her way to her corner and gets a tag to the fresh Sakuya Goto. Sakuya lays in some strong strikes and big moves before getting Alexis in the corner. She runs to the opposite side before charging her and hits her double knee smash on Alexis and making a tag to Mei.
Kayako Kai: “(There goes the Bullet Train!)”
Mei hits her with a shining wizard before tagging back out to Sakuya again. She climbs the ropes as Sakuya comes in. Sakuya picks up Alexis and hits her with a firemans carry takeover as Mei follows up with a swanton bomb.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Azure Sky by the duo of Skyland Paradise! And the pin!)”
One!
Kayako Kai: “(Azumi gets in the ring, but… she’s stopped!)”
Two!
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Maybe she can’t find it in her to hit her sister, Sakuya Goto or perhaps it was the aggressive tagging by Alexis Grace…)”
Three!
Kayako Kai: “(I guess it was one or both of those things because she’s just left her partner high and dry! And that’s why you trust no one in this business, Azumi’s ego got to her and she couldn’t just let it go could she!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(I don’t think that’s it… but we have new champions now! Our first champions now!)”
Karin Wholfe: “(And your winners and NEW Angles of Sakura! Skyland Paradise!)”
Skyland’s music plays as Emi, Yuuko and Kiyomi all come out to congratulate the new champions and to commence with the champions ceremony. The three women get into the ring with the titles, a large check and a plague as well as flowers for the women.
Sakuya and Mei can’t help but smile at all of this as they continue to celebrate. Each of the three women take turns shaking the inaugural champions hands. Kiyomi gives them both a bouquet of flowers and a large check from the sponsors of tonights show. Yuuko hands the ladies a plague and certificate before Emi put the titles around the waists of the two women. The three ladies leave to let them continue to celebrate as the crowd goes nuts chanting their names.
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As the arena goes dark as the fun poppy sounds (synth? Highly distorted guitar?) of Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.” To compliment this friendly, upbeat sound we see the projection screen light up with…..Fukushima Zombie staring, dead-eyed, into the camera. Oh….ok. I guess that works too. This goes on for the whole intro until we finally work our way into the song. Just staring, unmoving, unblinking, it’s a little unsettling.
“I come home in the morning light
My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh, mamma, dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun”
As the song plays we see video of Gabby Kalor making her entrance for one of her matches, then switch to Allyson Hydecker getting into a wrestling position in the ring. To finish this block off the scene switches to Natsu Toyama singing at a concert, clad in all sorts of luxurious looking clothes and accessories.
“The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh, daddy, dear, you know you're still number one
But girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have”
We see on the screen Abnormalize: Kuroi Yami, Satsujin Yami and Jisatsu Yami in what appears to be some sort of dark séance. They are probably trying to summon some dark lord. But before they do we also see them in the ring, dropping their opponents and standing together as a reminder of their unity and dominance. The last shot is Kuroi holding the Goddess of Sakura title over her head
“That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh, girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun”
We completely switch gears as Lauper sings. Suddenly we’re bombarded with shots of Velocity 54* laughing and pushing each other. Kayla Rayleigh at some photo shoots dressed like a rock star follow, along with some nice video of Ashlyn Moon taking off from the top rope onto her opponents.
“Girls—they wanna
Wanna have fun
Girls wanna have”
We also see…ugh….Ember Ferrari in a scene shot specific for the video. She prances around the back, teases flashing what’s under her skirt, winks at the camera and blows it a kiss before we mercifully move on.
“Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have”
The scene switches to Bodhi and Hyperion talking before she finally waves him goodbye and leaves for her adventure in Japan with SSS. Next is Rei Kagura, we watch again from when she debuted her custom, “Idols of Sakura” Championship at Supremacy.
“That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh, girls—they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun,”
We look upon Rukia Matsumoto in the middle of the ring, soaking in the crowd’s reaction as though it’s solely for her. She spins around, eating it all up. But this is quickly changed to the much sharper video of James Raymond eating punches and kicks from both Alexis Grace and Azumi Goto
“Girls—they wanna
Wanna have fun
Girls wanna have”
We watch as FEM (Katie Boom Boom and Kazia-X) start a fight in the middle of a crowded bar. Soon they’re throwing men and women left and right and looking back at each other with huge smiles on their faces.
“They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls
Just wanna
Girls just wanna have fun”
The scene switches to Skyland Paradise (Sakuya Goto and Mei Nakahara) training together and separately in practice rings, including various tag maneuvers to hone their skills to the max.
“They just wanna
Girls just wanna have fun
Just wanna
Just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
When the working day is done
Everybody
They just wanna”
As the song fades out we see various roster members of SSS getting promotional photos taken of themselves before the shows and for advertisements. Included in them are some of the newer members of the roster, Sophia Guilia Figaretti, BIANCA (Henderson), Momoko Honda and Nikko Nakata. Before the song entirely fades, some words come across the screen…
HOW WILL SSS FARE AT….
“I come home in the morning light
My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh, mamma, dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun”
As the song plays we see video of Gabby Kalor making her entrance for one of her matches, then switch to Allyson Hydecker getting into a wrestling position in the ring. To finish this block off the scene switches to Natsu Toyama singing at a concert, clad in all sorts of luxurious looking clothes and accessories.
“The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh, daddy, dear, you know you're still number one
But girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have”
We see on the screen Abnormalize: Kuroi Yami, Satsujin Yami and Jisatsu Yami in what appears to be some sort of dark séance. They are probably trying to summon some dark lord. But before they do we also see them in the ring, dropping their opponents and standing together as a reminder of their unity and dominance. The last shot is Kuroi holding the Goddess of Sakura title over her head
“That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh, girls—they wanna have fun
Oh, girls just wanna have fun”
We completely switch gears as Lauper sings. Suddenly we’re bombarded with shots of Velocity 54* laughing and pushing each other. Kayla Rayleigh at some photo shoots dressed like a rock star follow, along with some nice video of Ashlyn Moon taking off from the top rope onto her opponents.
“Girls—they wanna
Wanna have fun
Girls wanna have”
We also see…ugh….Ember Ferrari in a scene shot specific for the video. She prances around the back, teases flashing what’s under her skirt, winks at the camera and blows it a kiss before we mercifully move on.
“Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have”
The scene switches to Bodhi and Hyperion talking before she finally waves him goodbye and leaves for her adventure in Japan with SSS. Next is Rei Kagura, we watch again from when she debuted her custom, “Idols of Sakura” Championship at Supremacy.
“That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh, girls—they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun,”
We look upon Rukia Matsumoto in the middle of the ring, soaking in the crowd’s reaction as though it’s solely for her. She spins around, eating it all up. But this is quickly changed to the much sharper video of James Raymond eating punches and kicks from both Alexis Grace and Azumi Goto
“Girls—they wanna
Wanna have fun
Girls wanna have”
We watch as FEM (Katie Boom Boom and Kazia-X) start a fight in the middle of a crowded bar. Soon they’re throwing men and women left and right and looking back at each other with huge smiles on their faces.
“They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls
Just wanna
Girls just wanna have fun”
The scene switches to Skyland Paradise (Sakuya Goto and Mei Nakahara) training together and separately in practice rings, including various tag maneuvers to hone their skills to the max.
“They just wanna
Girls just wanna have fun
Just wanna
Just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
When the working day is done
Everybody
They just wanna”
As the song fades out we see various roster members of SSS getting promotional photos taken of themselves before the shows and for advertisements. Included in them are some of the newer members of the roster, Sophia Guilia Figaretti, BIANCA (Henderson), Momoko Honda and Nikko Nakata. Before the song entirely fades, some words come across the screen…
HOW WILL SSS FARE AT….
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As soon as the sultry guitars of "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls play, Ember walks into view. She licks her lips as she takes a step into view. As she steps forward, she runs her hands through her hair as she gyrates her hips. She tries to move toward the audience to slap their hands, but they try to avoid her. She looks to the other side of the entranceway and spots a young bachelor. She gives him a wink, and his face goes green. Regardless, she persisted.
She climbs the stairs to the ring and walks down to the center of the ring outside of the ropes. She performs a full split and sticks her head in below the bottom rope. As she does this, her thong and hairy buttcheeks are visible to all. She moves in past the apron and gets up. She throws her arms up in the air as she's ready for the match to begin.
As the music plays, the arena lighting dims way down to almost darkness. Bodhi emerges from behind the stage to cheers, as the music intensifies. Two white spotlights shine on Bodhi, strobing in tune to the music. She walks to the ring, waving to the crowd, before running and sliding in at the bottom of the ramp.
The lights cut out as we hear women sing and the instruments play. Kuori comes out from the bottom of the stage with her arms stretched out in a raven pose. She moves her hands in a "come, cheer me on" kinda motion. Some cheer, many boo as she starts to walk down the ramp now.
She makes her way to ring side. She walks around the ring giving deadly stares at fans and acknowledging her fans who cheer her on. Kuroi walks up the steps and enters the ring. She looks out into the crowd one more time before walking to her corner.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This is our main event folks! Bodhi and Ember Ferrari take on the Goddess of Sakura, Kuroi Yami in a falls count anywhere match!)
Kayako Kai: “(And we do mean anywhere! This match could end in the street, in the ocean or even on an airplane for all we know! This is going to be the most chaotic and insane match we’ve ever seen!)”
Karin Wholfe: “(Introducing first, the challengers, first hailing from San Francisco, California… she is the one, the only… Ember Ferrari! And next… from Ohio, USA she is the former Goddess of Sakura, she is the White Devil herself, Bodhi!)”
Both make a pose as the crowd throws streamers into the ring after their names are called. Well they throw streamers and cheer for Bodhi, everyone is just kinda silent for Ember, and she gets kinda depressed, but it’s ok she’s in the main event.
Karin Wholfe: “(And introducing next, she is the Goddess of Sakura! Also the Goddess of Death, She is… Kuroi Yami!)”
Kuroi only raises her title above her head, never taking her eyes off of her opponents. She gets a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd as a few horny teens throw some streamers in the ring. Karin gets out and the ring is cleared as the bell rings and this match is underway!
Bodhi, Kuroi and Ember each tie up in the middle before Bodhi and Ember make a quick alliance and start ganging up on Kuroi. They fight her into the corner before she starts trying to fight back. Ember and Bodhi gets her down before Ember turns on Bodhi and beats her into the corner too. Ember runs from one side to the other and hits bodhi with her Rocking Everywhere stinkface move. Bodhi goes down and rolls out of the ring. Ember goes back to try again, but Kuroi rolls out of the way and stomps Ember a new one before throwing her out of the ring too. Ember falls down, but crawls onto Bodhi, and goes for a pin.
Kuroi is seen jumping off the apron to break up the pin attempt. She picks up Bodhi and slams her into a barricade. Her and Ember begin to brawl down the aisles and into the crowd. Ember throws Kuroi into the crowd and a pile of chairs. She starts chucking chairs at her and piling them up.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This match has been pure chaos since the beginning! WIth Bodhi and Kuroi’s blood feud still boiling and the history between all three of these women since the very first Sakura Genesis last October.)”
Kayako Kai: “(This has been a brutal, and with the falls count anywhere stipulation i wouldn’t be surprised if they took this outside!)”
We cut back to the action and Bodhi and Ember are brawling toward the back now. We cut to see Kuroi and she’s starting to show some signs of movement. She eventually gets out from the pile of chairs as we cut back to the action with Bodhi and Ember. When we do cut back these two are near the merch stands and are letting each other have it.
Bodhi goes for a suplex, but Ember blocks it. Ember goes for a german and hits Bodhi through the table. Shirts and keychains as well as towels and wrestlers in teddy bear form are flying everywhere. Ember grabs a towel and starts choking Bodhi with it. The next thing we see is Kuroi choking Ember with a towel. Bodhi gets to her feet, while still being choked by Ember, who’s being choked by Kuroi and starts choking Kuroi with a towel too. All three are choking the life out of each other! Well that is till Bodhi starts letting go and passing out. Kuroi lifts more on Ember now while trying to catch her breath her self.
She lets go of the towel and hits Ember with her Midnight Dominator through the second merch table. Stuff flies everywhere as she bridges it.
One!
Two!
Thre- No!
Bodhi manages to chuck something hard at the side of Kuroi’s head breaking up the pin attempt. Ember lays in the wreckage of the table as Bodhi and Kuroi fight further back.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Our ringside camera’s can’t get back that far, but i promise you fans we’ll get you back to the action as fast as we can!)”
Kayako Kai: “(This must be another one of Kiyomi Yamashita’s budget cuts. She can afford to give away 100,000 Yen to champions and pay all this money on flowers yet we can’t get proper cameras? What the hell are you people doing? We’re missing out on Bodhi getting pummeled damn it!)”
We finally get back to the action after a few awkward moments of seeing Yumiko and Kayako bicker back and forth. When we come back to, Bodhi, Ember and Kuroi are all out in the back parking lot of the Sun Plaza. We see Bodhi on top of a semi truck as she jumps off and goes for her Kamikaze stunner!
Kayako Kai: “(She’s dead! She’s dead! My god she’s gotta be dead! Her spine is dust after that!)”
Bodhi doesn’t get spring back up after the move but manages to get an arm over the body of Kuroi and Ember who both took the move. After a while of just them all laying on the ground they manage to get up. Bodhi and Ember brawl before Ember throws Bodhi into a car door. Kuroi comes from behind and smashes Ember into a car window.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(T-That’s my car! That’s my car they’re destroying!)”
Kayako Kai: “(*hysterical laughter* T-That’s hilarious! They’re destroying your car! Ha ha! Oh boy, this is gold! Keep on smashing it up!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(*on the verge of tears now* You’re so cruel Kai-Chan! B-But look at what they’re doing!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Need for Speed Tokyo Drift!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(We’re in Hiroshima not Tokyo though.)”
Kayako Kai: “(Shut up!)”
All three women are in cars now. All three are driving out of the parking lot and are heading towards Seibuumetate Daigo Park. Bodhi rams into the side of Kuroi causing her to nearly crash into the sidewalk. Kuroi answers back and rams into the side of Bodhi and Ember. The two almost wreck, but manage to stay on the road. Distracted as they may be they reach the park in dented and dinged up cars, barely able to drive or open now. All three women crash into trees in the park and as the cars catch on fire all three women crawl out of them. A crowd starts to surround them as they get out of the burning scraps of metal. Each meetup and start fighting more. Bodhi irish whips Ember into the tree. She bounces off it and hits the hard ground. Kuroi irish whips Bodhi into a tree also, but Bodhi runs up it kinda like Naruto did in that one episode.
Anyway she shinaruni’s herself up the tree and lands on a charging Kuroi. She hits a huricarana on her and goes for a pin attempt. It gets broken up by Ember who shoves Bodhi head first into the tree. The three ladies start fighting throughout the park now. They make their way through the trees and out to a railing now.
Ember throws Kuroi and Bodhi off of the railing and they land on the sidewalk about 10 feet below. Ember psyches herself up as she backs up a bit. She charges the railing and leaps off hitting a shooting star press off of it onto Bodhi and Kuroi. She goes for a pin on both.
One!
Two!
No!
Both ladies kick out of it. They go along the sidewalk and start brawling and irish whipping each other. Bodhi hits Kuroi with a roundhouse kick before hitting a bridging belly to back suplex on Ember in the street. She gets a pin attempt but Kuroi stomps Bodhi in the gut and breaks the pin. Kuroi drags Bodhi and Ember to the other side of the street and into the parking lot of a local convenience store. She slams Ember into a shack like thing full of produce. She irish whips Bodhi near the gas pumps before she slams her on the top of someones car. She lifts Bodhi up and knees her in the gut.
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Black Driver off the top of the car!)”
Bodhi gets hit with Kuroi’s brainbuster variation onto the concrete before she hops off the car and grabs a pump. She dowses Bodhi in gas before she pulls out a match from her pants.She looks down at Bodhi before smiling. The next thing we see is Ember damn near killing Kuroi with a Rear Wheel Drive hip attack into her face. She grabs the match and looks at Bodhi, and then at Kuroi. She looks back at Bodhi before chucking the match into the street. She starts stomping on Bodhi before she catches her foot and locks in an ankle lock on Ember.
The submission is broken up though as Kuroi starts chucking traffic cones at them. Ember gets up and charges Kuroi but gets thrown into the convenience store. Bodhi follows the two inside. When we get inside Kuroi and Ember are taking turns smashing prepackaged sushi and onigiri onto each others heads towards the back. Bodhi charges the two and throws a basket at them. Ember throws Bodhi into a rack knocking it over in the process. Kuroi gets into the fridge and starts smashing glass bottles across the head of Ember Ferrari. She keeps on taking them too till Kuroi clears out a shelf. Ember collapses. Kuroi suplexes Bodhi and then slams a few racks on top of her before she picks Ember up. She hits a GTS on her before Ember falls to her knees, Kuroi runs and kicks off the wall furthest from her before she charges Ember at full speed. She kicks her in the chest with all her strength before collapsing on top of Ember for the pin attempt.
Kayako Kai: “Shi no Seppun!”
One!
Two!
Three!
The ref counts the three amidst the carnage and chaos of the totalled store. Kuroi lifts her title in the air before going over to the magazine rack and picking up a few visual kei and rock mags as well as some manga and pro wrestling ones too. She throws some bills at the cashier before walking out of the store and heading off into the night.
Karin Wholfe: “(Your winner and STILL the Goddess of Sakura, Kuroi Yami!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(This was the most chaotic match i’ve ever seen! This truly is Perpetual Sorrow for SSS now!)”
Kayako Kai: “(Kuroi is still our Goddess, but after this brutal match, i don’t think any of these women will walk out the same way again. This is all the time we have for now though. I’m Kayako Kai…)
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(And i’m Yumiko Kanagawa…)”
Kayako Kai: “(This was Perpetual Sorrow! We’ve seen Fukushima Zombie and Rei Kagura reach their limits, Inaugural Angles Of Sakura, as well as many debuts in and out of the ring tonight! Catch us next month as we head to the Nikke Colton Plaza in Ichikawa, Chiba, Japan!)”
Yumiko Kanagawa: “(Don’t forget to catch Sakura Genesis episode four, ‘Your Lie In April’ on April 28th, 2018!)”