Battleground #11 : Jokers Wild (Show)

[frostbite]

Back from Commercial break

Jeremy Tucker.. Did we just see Frostbite steal an ambulance with Paul Soutter in it.

Andrew Fulton.. I think we just did.

Jeremy Tucker.. Does Frostbite realize that he has just committed two crimes here, stealing and kidnapping.

Andrew Fulton.. Does Frostbite realize that he has to return at some point this evening and participate in the battle royal.

Jeremy Tucker.. Listen dumb ass, you are worried about him returning for the battle royal and he has kidnapped a innocent bystander. He has done nothing to Frostbite, and this is the thanks he repays Soutter and Pesci for giving him employment here.

Andrew Fulton.. You do not believe that Soutter has bought this upon himself after saying that Frostbite did not give it is all in last year Aztec Cup tournament. Frostbite has pride in his work in the ring and Soutter challenged that.

Jeremy Tucker.. Frostbite needs to choke on that Pride, because Soutter has forgiven him for that which is why he has a job here. Look Soutter knows Frostbite has talent, but don't you believe that he is taken this too far.

Suddenly Joe Pesci comes to the announce table fuming.

Joe Pesci.. Where in the hell is the Atlantic City police department? They need to track down that ambulance before Frostbite does something to Soutter. If Frostbite does anything to Soutter I will have to kill him myself.

Andrew Fulton.. Sir, I think you just said on air that you are planning to commit murder.

Joe Pesci.. Shut up you dumb ass. I can have you fired you know.

Jeremy Tucker.. Guys, I have just gotten word that cameras have caught up with the ambulance.

We see the ambulance racing through the streets of Atlantic City as well as if it is heading to the hospital. Our cameras are inside of that ambulance as we see Frostbite wearing a white jacket with blue jeans and black boots. He glances back.

Frostbite.. How are you feeling Paul?

Soutter is strapped on the gurney with his arms to the side and gray duck tape over his mouth.

Frostbite.. I promise you will get the best medical care possible after I am through beating your ass.

Frostbite picks up speed with the sirens blaring all throughout the city as he goes right through a red light where he comes close of hitting a red Ford Fusion.

Jeremy Tucker.. Frostbite almost hit that car and he ran through a red light. How many laws does he plan on breaking this evening.

Andrew Fulton.. Well it is an ambulance and by law you are suppose to pull to the side of the road and allow any emergency vehicle to pass you by.

Jeremy Tucker.. Do you hear yourself. This man has committed how many crimes already and you are trying to defend this guy.

Andrew Fulton.. Just stating some facts that is all.

Jeremy Fulton.. I hope Mr. Pesci had gotten in contact with the Atlantic City police. Frostbite needs to be stopped.

Frostbite continues to zoom through the city.

Frostbite.. Paul, I told you I was going to burn SWAT to the ground. I promise you before this night is over with, I will begin to keep my promise. I am going to get rid of your ass first.

Paul tries his very best to get himself free but he is strapped in good. Paul tries to kick as he is able to move the gurney a little. Frostbite looks back and sees this, as he makes a quick left on some street corner as he parks the ambulance with the sirens still going. He kicks open the driver side door as he hops out and races to the back of the ambulance and swings open the door as he hops in and shuts it behind him. He walks right over to Soutter.

Frostbite.. Just where in the hell do you think you are going to go?

Frostbite begins to pound away at the head of Soutter for a minute. He grabs him by his throat as he takes off the tape from around his mouth.

Frostbite.. You are going pay for your insults of me. You do not look so tough now do you?

Paul gets ready to say something, but Frostbite headbutt him right in his face as he tapes his mouth shut once again.

Frostbite.. Be a good little boy and stay still.

Frostbite swings open the back of the ambulance as he hops out and shuts it right behind him. He races back to the driver side as he hops back in and shuts the door and races off once again.

Jeremy Tucket.. So we can add assault to those charges as well. Where is he taking Paul?

The scene fades out as the ambulance continues its journey throughout the city.

[SWAT Team]

[The show comes back from commercial break and the lights are dim and smoke fills the ring. The fans pop as standing in the middle of the ring is "Voice of the Voiceless" Calum Morgan, wearing a black and red "Fuck You!" t-shirt with the SWAT logo on the back. He has both Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Tag Team Titles draped over each shoulder. The camera focuses on a gold logo plate on the title that says "Calum2Belts" and, he also has the gold Pledge Allegiance Memorial Cup he out wrestled (in his mind) "The Ruler" Paul Blair for. Morgan has a mic in his hands and begins to speak to the crowd who is no doubt waiting to hang on every word he speaks.

"Voice of the Voiceless" Calum Morgan: Don't worry people..the Voice is here to set the record straight.   


[Fans are of a mixed reaction.]


"Voice of the Voiceless" Calum Morgan: Free of charge of course. I get asked all the time when I'm out promoting the curious companies I work for-what does being the Voice of the Voiceless mean? It means I say what everybody is thinking and wish they had the balls to say. You're boss is bothering you? Fuck You and go to hell. You don't own me. The smart-ass waiter doing his best to get the "douchebag waiter of the week award."? The condescending way he speaks to you around others. The way he pushed you off asking for a bread refill but how he 'snaps' at attentions when the wife asks for if you catch my drift- and I know fifty percent of you will..fuck who am I kidding, ok, at least a hard forty percent. The other sixty percent of ya' sitting there with your thumb up your ass wondering why it stinks like shit when they pull it out. 


I speak for the people. "King" Calum is the real "Ruler" of these parts and my silly ex #BroCode mate, Paul Blair know its. I've beaten him MANY times before. I've had his number for years. He may have trained me so I'll throw him a bone, but just like any warm blooded dog I'm going to come back looking for that bone to dig up like the fossil he is!


Have to wonder what the fuck is up the asses of the committee that decides championships and matches. There is so much heat between Mike and I as BarCode versus the geriatric ward of SWAT, #BroCode. The heat is all there- the hate is real. I would suggest this..a calibration of matches..2 in Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition and 2 in Shrouded Enigma Entertainment and if we need a final..that match to be held under the XHF banner! What's on the line? MY SWAT World Tag Team Titles, in a best of three. The TheBarcode vs. #BroCode..Free Birds Rule, meaning all three Steele, Blair and Blast are a team as is Me, Mike Maddox and my new recruit Avey McCullen. I am asking her in the front of world if she wants to roll with us cool cats. That we can take care of the heavy lifting and she can ninja her way up. What do you say about joining? Mike, work some magic here, mate.


On to the winners of the Anzac Cup Tournament. What a load of crap if you ask me. We've all heard the repetitive talk of "Shiver Me Timbers" Withers and his "gangsta" side kick "needing love', Leo infact let me be a proper host and hit up with a oldy but a goody for your one and done pussy ass.

I never did quite get the rage quitting after losing in a tournament you made it to finals in your debut. Fucking cry baby. You and "Withers" both. You aren't THAT good, infact I'm calling bullshit on all of your manufactured World Title runs and I'm pulling the plug on the claim of bogus Hall of Fames you two turds are in. That is nothing but smoke and mirrors, two assholes trying to pad their stats. You ain't shit..dime a dozen in this industry. Two wannabe tough guys who think their manhood is bigger than it really is. Two guys who think they can threaten to quit to get what they want from management. Well, maybe that shit works in XYZ but not here in SWAT. We pay our dues and we don't quit at the drop of a dime. Stay Down!


[Suddenly Thomas O. Brein sneaks up from behind and knocks Calum down with a chair!]


Brein O. Thomas: What about me? What about Thomas?


[Brein keeps smashing Calum with a chair. Shot after shot.]


Jeremy Tucker: Brein O. Thomas trying to make a name for himself right here at Battle Ground #11: Joker's Wild!


Andew Fulton: But where is his partner Rajiv Khan?


Jeremy Tucker: The bell has sounded and it doesn't look like Thomas even needs his partner! He throws the chair down and makes the cover. 


Andrew Fulton: 1...2...3!!


Jeremy Tucker: Kick out by Calum!!


[Rajiv Khan comes running down to take care of Calum but right behind him is Michael Maddox. Maddox catches up to Rajiv and Bulldogs him off the stage and thru the Polish Announce Table!]


"Polish Power" Scott Putski: Mój Boże! Ten ogromny potwór Maddox zniszczył Kahna!


Translation: My God! This huge monster Maddox destroyed Kahn!


[Thomas puts up his dukes sissy like as he sees Maddox get back up from the carnage and run straight towards him in the ring. As he pays attention to Maddox, Calum slides out of the ring and gets the chair Thomas brought out. Calum brings it back into the the ring and stands behind Thomas. Maddox running full speed stops and smiles and points at Calum. Thomas slowly turns around and Calum cracks him with the chair. Blood rushes out of Thomas' head and he goes down like a sack of bricks. Maddox rushes in the ring and puts the chair around the neck of Thomas then puts him on his shoulders. Calum rushes to the top rope and delivers a Bulldog on the chair and head of Thomas.]


Jeremy Tucker: Code Breaker!! Code Breaker!!


Andrew Fulton: That's the move Blair and Calum used to use!


Jeremy Tucker: Yes it is! Infact that's the same move that won them the tag straps a year ago!


Andrew Fulton: Maddox with the cover on Thomas. 1....2...3!! 


Jeremy Tucker: #BarCode is in the Battle Royal!!


Andrew Fulton: Thomas tried but he got decimated for his efforts!


Jeremy Tucker: We'll be right back!

[radu]

[Fortunately there are enough EMTs to go around, as The team of O-Z are attended to.  TJ Souza is having three fingers put into splints, he wants to think this won't effect his ability to get down, but pointing to the heavens John Travolta style is his main move.  While the jobbers lick their wounds despite warnings from trained professionals, Radu Matei watches the show from a monitor....]

Radu Matei: It looks like all those people who said "WHAT THE HELL FROSTBITE, STOP THREATENING TO RETIRE AND RETIRE ALREADY" and "GET A REAL JOB WITH INSURANCE COVERAGE THAT CAN PAY FOR YOUR WIFE'S EXPENSIVE MEDICAL TREATMENTS" finally got through to him.  Giving up on being a professional wrestler, Frostbite has decided to drive an ambulance instead.  Good for him.  I couldn't be happier for his new found ambition...

Brian Acres <being fitted for a neck brace>: Speaking of happy, I hope we did alright in the match...

Radu Matei <not evening looking at them>: ...I was kind of thinking you two could double team Brewster into the ground before laying down for me.  I'd rather be a little fresher going into that battle royal... stinking of this much MUSK how am I suppose to fight back the wild sexual advances of the Irish Rose Bombshells?  I could be rearranging Alex Withers' face, only for the girls to get one look at the sweat beaming on my brow and jump me.  Abusing me to climax forty seven times before I have a chance to knock them the fuck out.  Do you think I like being taken advantage of as a sex toy in the middle of a public event?  Wasting my time on women I wouldn't be caught dead with, when I could be dumping Psychotic Goth so hard on his head he starts thinking Deadpool is a good idea for a character?  ...Yeah, if you two had just taken care of that insipid simpleton Brewster without my help, everyone could go home sooner.  You think the SWAT fans want a two hour show?  FUCK NO!  After the first hour the effects of the alcohol start to fade away and they are left with more wrestling content than any man should bare........... you let me down, you let the SWAT fans down, and you gave Brewster an inflated sense of self worth which I'm going to have to hack apart later tonight... so you let her down to.  

Happy? <deadpan> I'm fucking ecstatic.

TJ Souza: We thought if we danced with both of you, instead of just taking the boss for a quick spin, she'd be less likely to fire us...

Brian Acres: We still put up a fight against her.  Everyone wins, right?

Radu Matei: ...It's going to be a long night....

TJ Souza: You'll have that battle royal won in no time, Mr. Matei.

Radu Matei <turns to leave>: Yeah, but after the show ends I still have to pick up some kerosene and drive up to Kansas City.

[As Matei stomps off, The O-Z give each other pained looks...]

Brian Acres: I really liked Tim.......

TJ Souza: That's rough pal.  I bet you made an awesome father.

Brian Acres: ...Maybe he's just bluffing...

TJ Souza: ...yeah... sure... Matei seems like he's all talk.

Brian Acres <nodding sadly>: Should you call your day job anyway to put them on alert?

TJ Souza: They were old and had a long and happy life anyway... and if I tip Sunny Meadows off, it might upset him more.

Brian Acres: ....yeah...

[As the jobbers look at the grim prospects that their future's hold for not putting Brewster into traction - the camera starts to pan back towards The Beast of Dixie.  Seeing the camera eyeing him, Matei spits in contempt, then pulls it into a close-up.]

Radu Matei: The Fairtex brothers were mentioning that even though we beat them, we still didn't win... like that was a point to brag about?  News flash assholes.  If we beat you and won, then you could say that you would have gotten out of the QUARTER FINALS if you hadn't been facing the eventually winners... instead you were just beaten by some guys who were good enough to beat you.  That makes you look worse, not me.  The only team you could beat were your own women.  Congratulations Team of Future.  

So you ask who are the Fucktards now?  YOU ARE FAIRTEX.  

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE FUCKTARDS.

[Letting go of the camera, Matei shoves through another door, knocking over interns like they weren't entitled to basic human rights.]

[SWAT Team]

The screen turns black and all you hear is a little girl singing.

(What you hear on the dark screen)

Flash of Reaper walking through a worn down mental hospital. He begins to sing as you see him dragging a pick axe across the floor

(Reaper singing)

Reaper stops and drops to his knees, picking up a piece of paper. The camera focuses over his shoulder to see a SWAT flyer. A spark flares up in the dark room as the SWAT flyer begins to go up in flames as Reaper begins to laugh. The camera zooms back to see a little girl, around the age of 5-6 in a white dress covered in blood skips around Reaper and the burning SWAT flyer, laughing and singing.

The screen turns dark as you only hear the little girl's voice singing

[Deleted]

The Aftermath!!

We open up to the backstage area where Maddox was doing some squats when he began to speak in context.



Michael Maddox

I just have a few things to get off my chest. First and foremost.What a great victory by me and my partner Callum Morgan. We beat the snot out of Thomas Brien and what the hell was that other wannabe jobbers name. Well who gives a shit. I picked him because because he is one of the best athletes in the business and that is not kissing his ass. Like all the other mofos in the back will say. I am not gonna sugar coat anything unless I believe that it needs to be. So Callum best of luck to you in the finals because i have the feeling it's going to be me or you that wins. That is all I have to say.



I want to thank Frostbite and Psychotic Goth for taking out Joey Morelli and Timeless. It is something me and Callum had plan on doing but glad you got to them, But in case you two hobble back the arena and enter the Lethal lottery so be it. I will finish the job that Frostbite and Psychotic Goth failed to do.So Frosty The-Dopeman looks like you made your way back to SWAT we had many battles in the past. What makes you think you can beat me at this stage in my career? Your partner Psychotic Goth is nothing more than leech. He is one guy That I want to rip his intestines out and skip rope with them and then feed it to a pig at a farm. Then that way it would give him a reason to actually hate life. The fact is Frostbite and Psychotic Goth is a wildcard team, The Minute Psychotic Goth has a mental breakdown he will turn on Frostbite in an instant. Frostbite has been known to have depression and drink and take pills so who knows maybe you all end up in rehab together after your loss in The Lethal Lottery.





Myself and Callum have a real score to settle with Bro Code. I don’t care which two of you or if even the three of you are involved in the lethal lottery you will fail miserably, Blair,Steele and Blast you have a rude awakening coming in for you. You are all going to be Facelifted to hell and back if it does not change your course.Actions will speak louder than words.



Then we got Lynn Brewster and Radu Matei. Lynn Brewster is overrated and should be put out of her misery and just stay back and work in the office if she knows what is good for her. In her old age she may break a bone or get alzheimer's and other alignments. Haven’t really seen much from you other then sucking up to Pesci, That will change soon, Then you got Radu Matei who likes to curse more than then my redneck brother, Well you can take them curse words and shine them up real nice and keep them straight out of your mouth boy, You need to learn a valuable lesson and learn some new vocabulary words. I know you got more than just that in your mouth boy, Take a good luck at me because I am a winner and not a loser that you will learn soon



Onto Lucky Linda and my wife Avery you two are old news already whooped your as a few weeks ago and I will destroy the both of you once against perhaps I will have to give Avery Facelift this time around for showing such insolence. Perhaps this isn’t Avery and Linda;s time to shine once again. It don’t matter my pretties the outcome will remain the same you both laid out while my hands are raised in victory,



Which brings me to Wither and Levi. Withers you have no business in this match considering you and your backstage politics your last partner in The Anzac Company left the company after you both cried and bitched about the direction of your characters. This is a new company you are not gods gift to wrestling you have to pay your dues just like the rest of us and suck it up and train harder if you lose your match, I can forget all that if you werent such a bore, Then Levi Bliss never heard of you til now you probably never heard of me, You soon will find out though,





Callum we have had a decent run as a tag team and made it to the lottery I picked you as my partner to make it in the lethal lottery and I believe me or you could win this, We were robbed out of the Anzac Cup and now it is our turn to shine so let the best man win you or me, I am sure you bought up all my shortcomings but I have got your back until now, We will tear the house down but in the end you will find out that I am The better man in the team, After all you are the reason Bro Code cost our match in the Anzac Cup it shows you are the weak link of the team, Business is Business and I will wipe the floor with your demonic makeup and expose you for what you are,



In The end I know this Lethal Lottery is every man for themselves, I have scratched and clawed and paid my dues and now it is my turn to whole the brass ring, It is my turn to be the number one contender to Hell Bouncers World Title, I am going to spit in the face of all those who failed to cash in and beat that shitshow of Champion and bring some prestige back to the heavyweight championship, You hear that Hells Bouncer I am gunning for you and that world title, I will make sure to win The Lethal Lottery Match and do what most of the roster couldn’t do and that is dethrone Hells Bouncer!!!!



Maddox taunts the cameras as Freak Like Me blasts and then he start jumping rope and smiling sadistically as the cameras fade to black,

[edwarddubin0604]

(The tron shows Psychotic Goth and Vampira surrounded by green mist his hair matted to his face but Psychotic Goth is unfazed by the sweat and heat as he looks out at the ringsiders.)

Psychotic Goth: "My tag team partner is having so mch fn at Soutter's expense and who can blame him for doing so. I know he shall be back just in time for the battle royal since I don't want to have all the fun. It wouldn't be the same without Frostbite."

(he cackles evilly.)

Psychotic Goth: "You know who would have been a great companion for Soutter in the ambulance. Imagine both him and Joe Pesci side by side getting such tender loving care by Doctor Frostbite. Imagine poetic justice since it was Pesci who cancelled the last ACW show just when I was on the verge of winning my ACW Heavyweight Title back. Then again I have a chance to get my revenge on them in the battle royal."

(He laughs evilly.)

Psychotic Goth: "Now to you Radu Matei. You were paired against two worthless bitches and yet you brag about beating them. I wouldn't be surprised if......"

(He begins to hum a tune before breaking out in song.)

Psychotic Goth: "Brewster's going to kill you....Brewster's going to kill you."

(Psychotic Goth laughs and bellows in an ancient dialect.)

Psychotic Goth: "How ionic that we're both the two sickest sons of a bitches in SWAT. The difference is I revel in all things dark and evil and I believe in total madness. You don't even know the true meaning of that really is compared to me. You think you're really sick because yo carry around sick looking insects that repulse and repel opponents."

(He bellows in an ancient dialect and sneers.)

Psychotic Goth: "You see I revel in locusts and if you think your bugs will scare me. You are dead wrong because I consider that just plain fun Radu. Oh it's going to be so much fun if you try. You shall see who drops who on their head by the time this battle royal is over and either Frostbite or myself shall be the last man standing."

(Psychotic Goth shakes his head ruefully.)

Psychotic Goth: Oh Morgan you paint your face like a demon and yet you shall look in the eyes of hell. Yes Morgan I am 'Satan's Chosen Warrior' and I love hell and I epitomize hell Calum. You see Calum hell is paradise to me and pleasure for me. You think that you are violent but wait until you encounter me Calum along with you Maddox and you shall see I'm the devil incarnate."

(He laughs demonically.)

Psychotic Goth: "You shall see what I mean but you add Frostbite and hell shall reign supreme since I do share the same goal of being anti establishment too. If he needs help in burning SWAT down I shall be more than willing to offer my assistance to him in his war. It shall all start in the battle royal."

(He lowers his head and raises his arm before flinging his head back revealing his pale handsome gothlike looks.)

Psychotic Goth: "Tonight hell shall reign and shall soon spread and hose in our way no matter who they are shall suffer the consequences. Nobodt shall be left unscarred and shall rue the day they got in Frostbite's and my way. The Joker shall go wild and not even The dark Knight shall be able to stop him. Thus I have spoken and thus I shall make sure the omen shall be realized."

(The tron goes dark.)

[frostbite]

A red and blue flashing lights are seen through the streets of Atlantic City. But we at this moment in time do not know where they are coming from. After waiting for a few seconds we see a green and white ambulance with sirens blaring so loud it just might wake the dead. The ambulance appears from our eyes going about 100 miles an hour as whoever is driving it is picking even more speed as they come upon an small intersection but blows right through the red light almost hitting a lime green colored car. Obviously they are either taking a patient to a nearby hospital as a life could very well be hanging in the balance in the very back or maybe they are heading someone in order to save a life, whatever the case just might be. They continue to pick up more speed heading to their destination. Our cameras zoom inside to get a closer look at the driver.

Crowd... YEÀAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton.. It is Frostbite.

The cameras quickly move to the back of the ambulance as they look inside there is no Paul Soutter.

Joe Pesci.. Where in the hell is Paul at?

Frostbite has ditched the white coat he wore earlier. He has on a blue tee shirt with long black tights and black boots. He has his eyes on the road and looking as intense as ever.

Andrew Fulton.. I guess he is on his way back to the arena?

Joe Pesci.. I will...

Before he get out anymore words as if Frostbite can really hear him.

Frostbite.. Relax, Joe your boy is quite alright.

He laughs..

Frostbite.. Ah, you am I kidding. Your boy is a bloody mess and he has a bad back in the process. I do not take credit for that one. But him being a bloody mess, that one is on me. Relax, Joseph, I will text me the address where you can pick that loser from. After all he was slowly me down because after i do have a battle royal to get back to.

Frostbite blows right through another red light.

Frostbite.. I sure hope I do not get a ticket.

He laughs once again.

Frostbite.. Michael Maddox.. Mikey we have fought against each other quite a few times in these last few years and we have had some great matches. But please for the record tell the world how many times have you beaten me. One lucky time, that is how much. So I guess that would give me a 1000 to 1 loss record. Please do not get me wrong, we have been partners as well. You know me and yes I know enough about you. But help me out Michael, when did you try so damn hard to be one a tough guy because I must admit, it is not you. However, since I enter this business 16 years ago, I have always been the bad ass that I am today. I have never changed and when I walk away from this sport I will remain a bad ass. Michael the act is not working for me, so please do not try and be something that you are not. Add another lose into the column toward your record against me.

Frostbite makes a right turn.

Frostbite.. Calum Morgan, help me out. Are you a comedian or a wrestler? Because if you are trying to make it had a comedian, I must give you some serious advise. You simply suck at it. I believe you were the one that came up here recently with Frosty the snowman song. Calum, if you want to make it in the business of being a comedian then get some new material and not use the same old tired ass act. I have heard the Frosty jokes over and over again. However when I get back to the arena and get into the ring for the battle royal, I want you to look into my intense blue eyes, and you will realize that Frostbite is no damn joke. I hope you have a great sense of humor when I throw your ass, 10 rows back. It might not be funny to you, but I will get a great laugh out of it.

He makes a quick left turn.

Frostbite.. Radu Matel, you say I should go ahead and retire already. Sure I must admit I have kicked around the idea for the last couple of years, I will be honest with you. But you know what I am having way too much fun right now to think about it. However it does strike me kind of funny when I am the first name out of your mouth when we are taking about this battle royal. You know why because you simply fear me. Yes I get it, you are not afraid of someone that collect a social security check here soon. But you know deep down, I am a serious threat, lie all you want but it is the truth. Radu, be careful when you talk about my dead wife, because maybe it is you that might be retired at the end of the night. That is not a threat, it is a promise.

Frostbite picks up even more speed.

Frostbite.. Lynn Brewster, I have had some nice battles with your nephew in the past. But I know you are a totally different cat all together. Lynn, I listen to your in promo you cut earlier talking about woman wrestling and you want equality. Lynn, in the last few years, women wrestling has become the fore front of a lot of things. It just headlined Wrestlemania. I appreciate the effort the ladies in this business have done. They busted their asses and deserve it all. Lynn, I know your record and what you have done in this sport. You have done more for this business then some men ever could dream of. I am not going to try and compare what you have done to what I have accomplished, because if I must be honest. You might have been beat. I want to look you right in the eyes later on, and I want us to beat the hell out of the other. When I throw you over the top ropes, I want you to simply know that you can add my name to the many that has beaten you. You have your business with Pesci and I have to take care of things on my end and that is to burn this place to the ground.

Frostbite decides to roll down the window as a breeze blows through his short blonde hair.

Frostbite.. Irish bomb shells, ladies as I have already stated, great job earlier in the show, but on this night, this has nothing to do with equality. This is simply Frostbite out to prove something tonight. No hard feelings maybe I win tonight we can go out and paint the town. Just to show no hard feelings whatsoever. I promise you if you get in my way, well I will bury you underneath the ring.

Frostbite makes another right turn.

Frostbite.. Alex, I must admit in some ways I like you style. We need to sit down and have a nice cold one day and discuss things. I do not really care what business you have with Joseph and why you are so piss off with him. I know you are upset that you did not win the tournament. I probably would be myself if I cane as close as you did and not win it. But I do remember that beat myself and Tarrasque to get to the finals. What is that saying...

Fool you once shame on me...

Fool me twice shame on you...

I am going to give you the first round, but in this round, I am going to take this one. Alex, I will be the one to help this company to return to its glory days. Whatever your reasons for not liking this company might be. Remember one small detail, I am part of it. They say if you do not like it, then leave. I promise you are will not win this battle royal because it is yours truly that had the master plan. I will be the one put this company back on the map. Alex, I look forward to putting my foot up your ass and send you flying over those top ropes.

Frostbite decides to roll the window back up.

Frostbite.. And my boy the Psychotic Goth. I must admit we did make a nice little team there. I must tip my cap to you for the great work. You just might be right. Who knows it might come down to the two baddest people on this entire roster. Last man standing you said. I certainly hope it gets to that point. I would really like to see who is the best. But buddy, pal, chum.. Even you deep down really know that I am the sickest bastard alive. Trust me when I am through with this place, I will certainly let you throw gasoline out this bonfire this place is going up in flames and Soutter and Pesci are going to hell. There you can torch there worthless souls. This battle royal is mine for the taking.

Frostbite shakes his head.

Frostbite.. To anybody else that maybe I might have left out, so sorry, but it does not matter because I will win this thing. Henry, that belt will be mine soon enough. The end is nearer than you think.

Frostbite looks at his watch.

Frostbite.. I need to get to stepping.

Frostbite zooms through the city as the scene fades out.

[SWAT Team]

[We return to the ring and The Joker is playing again, as all the contestants in the Battle Royal make their way down to the ring.]

[We see heading down and entering the ring ; Alex Withers, Levi Bliss, Psychotic Goth, Frostbite, Jimmy Blast, Paul Blair, Avery McCullen, Lucky Linda La Fey, Radu Matei, Wildcat Lynn Brewster, Mike Maddox & Calum Morgan.]

Jeremy Tucker : Here we go folks, the final of the Jokers Wild Lethal Lottery. All these competitors won their way thru to this battle royal, and now the winner gets a World Title Shot.

Andrew Fulton : See Joe hightail it out of here when Frostbite pulled in the arena! He is fuming, and i don’t blame him, he can’t just kidnap The Mad Dog!

Jeremy Tucker : Well, it appears he can, and he DID!

Andrew Fulton : He will get his, burn this place to the ground, over my dead body!

Jeremy Tucker : The ‘voice’ of SWAT going to be char grilled if you keep that up Fulton. Ref calls for the bell and we are under way.

Andrew Fulton : Mike Maddox grabs Levi Bliss, and hurls him straight over the top rope. See you later BLISS!

Jeremy Tucker : He didn’t last long. Avery and Linda go to work on Radu. They double team him, and Lynn joins them, the three of them now all pummelling the deranged Matei.

Andrew Fulton : Goth and Frostbite go to work on Blast. These two really gelled well in their match, they may have found a new ally in each other.

Jeremy Tucker : Blair goes to help Blast, but Morgan was stalking him, and pounces and tosses him to the outside, and Blair is out of here!

Andrew Fulton : Blast watches his Bro Code partner sail over the ropes, and then Frosty and Goth capitalise on the distraction, and send Blast out with him.

Jeremy Tucker : WOW! Both members of Bro Code out already! That’s unheard of!

Andrew Fulton : The three girls all still giving it to Radu, he is clinging to the ropes, tangles himself up in there good, and Brewster is just waylaying him.

Jeremy Tucker : Brewster accidently elbows Avery in her attacks on Radu, and Avery and her start exchanging lefts and rights. Linda grabs Brewster and holds her and Avery with a big kick to the head of Lynn.

Andrew Fulton : Radu then clotheslines Linda, and starts stomping away on Lynn.

Jeremy Tucker : Withers starts duking it out with Calum Morgan.

Andrew Fulton : Mike Maddox comes across and starts helping Calum, its two on one, and now Frostbite and Goth join the fray and its a 5 way brawl!

Jeremy Tucker : ITS CHIANTI!!!

Andrew Fulton : Timeless and Joey Morelli head down to the ring and start taunting Alex Withers. He mouths off to them to beat it, and then Frostbite sends him sailing right over the top rope and out of the battle royal!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless and Joey then start stomping on Withers!

Andrew Fulton : That’s what you cop when you ruin someone’s celebration ceremony Jerry, and their CUP!

Jeremy Tucker : The police start coming down to the ring, Joey and Timeless see them heading down and high tail it out thru the crowd, but the police pay them no heed, and keep heading to the ring, JOE PESCI IS WITH THEM!

Andrew Fulton : HE IS!!! He is pointing to Frostbite and Frostbite tells him to get out of here!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu sends Frostbite flying out of the ring, and the cops grab him and drag him off, they are arresting him!

Andrew Fulton : As they should, he kidnapped Suit and stole an emergency vehicle!

Jeremy Tucker : Lynn charges Radu and tries to send him over again, but he blocks it and the two again start pummelling each other!

Andrew Fulton : Goth has Mike Maddox now, and he is sending him out, Mike is tittering! Calum runs in for the save, and so does Avery!

Jeremy Tucker : NOOOO! Avery in trying to save her husband Mike, has just accidently bumped into Calum and as they both were reaching to haul Mike back in, Calum was off balance and Avery has eliminated him!

Andrew Fulton : WOW! He was a favourite to win this whole thing!

Jeremy Tucker : Mike is furious, and Avery is explaining to him it was an accident, and Goth grabs Avery and goes to throw her over, but Lucky Linda stops him in his tracks and boots him to the head!

Andrew Fulton : Radu grabs Goth then, and hauls him over the top rope! GOTH IS OUT!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu celebrates, WHAM! Low blow by Brewster!

Andrew Fulton : Boy does she hate this guy!

Jeremy Tucker : Of course she does, he has made her life a hell since we came here to XHF!

Andrew Fulton : She made all our life’s hell before we came here!

Jeremy Tucker : Goth and Mike now duking it out, Lucky Linda and Avery then go over and Brewster motions them to pick up Goth .... WHAM!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE IRISH ROSE BOBSHELLS SENDS WILDCAT LYNN BREWSTER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SHE IS OUT OF THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Andrew Fulton : Wow! She didn’t see that coming! The Irish Rose bombshells didn’t like her barking orders at them, and both have aspirations to get her Amazons Title!

Jeremy Tucker : Avery then runs over and helps Mike, and together they both dump Goth over the top rope, and we are down to the last four! Avery and Linda and Maddox and Radu! Who will win this title shot?

Andrew Fulton : Avery and Linda stand together eyeing them both off, as Mike and Radu start duking it out. Avery runs in to help her husband, and then Linda runs at Mike!

Jeremy Tucker : Now we have Radu and Avery battling it out, and Linda and Mike Maddox!

Andrew Fulton : Radu crunches Avery with a back breaker, then rams the heads of Linda and Mike together! He is going to win!! Radu is my pick to win!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu stomps on both Linda and Mike, he grabs Mike and starts trying to haul him over the top rope, but Mike is hanging on for dear life.

Andrew Fulton : Avery runs in and saves her husband Mike Maddox!! Boy, he sure has a lot of help out here, i thought this was every man for himself.

Jeremy Tucker : They are married Fulton! Avery then picks up Linda, helping her back to her feet, and a look comes across her face, and WHAM!!! She runs Lucky Linda to the ropes and tosses her out over the top rope!!!

Andrew Fulton : AVERY McCULLEN JUST ELIMINATED HER PARTNER LUCKY LINDA, AND TURNED ON HER AGAIN!!! SECOND TIME IN TWO SHOWS!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Look at the look on Avery’s eyes, pure evil, she had this planned all along and was only playing nice with Linda to get her help to advance so she could twist the knife again!

Andrew Fulton : Avery goes to help Mike now, and it’s both her and her husband two on one on Radu Matei!!!

Jeremy Tucker : LOOK AT THIS!!! LUCKY LINDA ISNT OUT!! SHE SKINS THE CAT BACK IN!!!

Andrew Fulton : She really is lucky!

Jeremy Tucker : Linda is irate and she charges at Avery full bore, and launches at her, and they both go sailing over the top rope!!! LUCKY LINDA HAS ELIMINATED HERSELF AND AVERY McCULLEN!!!

Andrew Fulton : Holy Shit! We are down to two!! Maddox and Radu!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Maddox watches his wife and Linda on the floor, and they are clawing at each other, and both fight each other all the way to the back.

Andrew Fulton : HE IS OUT!! RADU JUST ELIMINATED MIKE MADDOX, he took his eye of the prize for a short moment and that was all the opportunity Radu needed, and he sent him sailing over the top rope, and RADU MATEI WINS THE JOKERS WILD BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Congrats to Matei! He will go on down the line to face the winner of HB and Suit coming up next!

Andrew Fulton : But Suit isn’t even here, Frostbite just kidnapped him and took him god knows where!

Jeremy Tucker : We will find out i guess Fulton, right after these commercials, fans, don’t go ANYWHERE!

[radu]

[BACKSTAGE...]

[TRIUMPH!]

[Your next SWAT champion, the man who will make the SWAT World title a WORLD TITLE, is in such a good mood, he may celebrate tonight instead of taking a road trip to Kansas.  Better luck next time, Tim.]

Radu Matei: Maddox took exception to my vocabulary... apparently English being his first language allows him to better articulate his frustrations without resorting to vulgarities.  <double take> But he seemed to be spitting a blue streak when I dropped him on his FUCKING head!  To swear or not to swear?  WINNERS DON'T SWEAT THE DETAILS MADDOX.  Whether I told you to suck a bag of dicks, or you acted like that joke Calum was your REAL opponent is immaterial... history is written by the winner.  Speaking as the winner, maybe you should pepper your future promos with foul language?

[Chuckling to himself, Matei turns to a supply closet... if he can pick up the kerosene for free, he might roast that old folks home yet.]

Radu Matei: While Goth accused me of doing little more than "beating two pathetic bitches."  .........I thought the Fairtex Brothers were your friends?

[No luck.  Seems like those octogenarians are going to live out their remaining time in the dreary cold of Sunny Meadows.]

Radu Matei: BREWSTER... how could you put hands on ANYONE else in that battle royal when i was still standing?  You say you don't like me, but here you are forgetting the hate.  THE HATE means you don't rest until I'm ELIMINATED.  The HATE means that even if you don't think much of me as a wrestler, you don't want me in the position of taking that grotesque {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} Hell's Bouncer to town for turning the SWAT image into a laughing stock.  ...........You had a chance to stop me, Lynn.  Now I'm the number one contender... and unlike FROSTBITE and SOUTTER... I'm actually going to bring THAT CIRCUS FREAK to a complete stop.  

Speaking of Frosty.  Frostbite taking exception to me talking about his dead wife.  Sorry for your loss 'Bite.  I'm not going to insult your dignity by suggesting that if you'd had a better job - ambulance driver perhaps - that you could afford BETTER health coverage and she may still be alive today.  Suggesting that your occupation - or FORCING THAT POOR SICK WOMAN to appear in COUNTLESS PROMOS when she was tired and just needed to rest - drove her to an early grave would be as cruel as it is accurate.  So I'm not going to do that.  ...But I will say... if you're still working through your pain, and dead women make you uncomfortable you may want to call it quits... because the things I'm going to do to Brewster will make you HAPPY your wife kicked it old school, rather than worry about how little she would think of you, dedicating your life to a sport that would allow the levels of misogyny I have planned.

Dead bitches brings me back to Brewster.  I WILL put an end to your days of management... and I will remove the title from Brown's shit stained digits... the first step towards making EVERYONE forget that you had anything to do with SWAT.  Legacy?  

Brewster... your name is sludge.

[Slamming the supply room door behind him, Radu starts to stalk off down the highway, looking to paint the town red.]

Radu Matei: ...That Joker Battle Royal.... I just took SWAT on... and won..........

The reason I'm fanning the flames?  BEGGING for every participant to hate my guts more now than they did going in...

Because I'm going to be taking you all on again.

I'm a bad, Bad Man... And I will be your champion.

I will save you.

Restoring the prestige to the world title?

Yeah, I'm the hero of this story.  I'm just going to be doing it while kicking women's teeth down their throat and shoving cockroaches into people's ears...

I didn't say I was a good hero.  I'm just...

THE BEST YOU'VE GOT.

[Burn.]

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker: Look at what happened during commercial break!


[As Radu is walking to the back "Highway to Hell", by AC/DC blared over the PA and out came Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown in street clothes, dragging his SWAT World Heavyweight Title behind him with a mic in his hand. He brushed passed Radu Matei like he didn't even exist. Brown got in the ring and began to speak.]


Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown: Looks like I get the night off. That fat son of a bitch Soutter seems to have had a little accident early on. No opponent means no match. You se-


Radu Matei: Or we can have our World Heavyweight Title match here tonight!


Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown: You want your shot now? You got it. Under one condition. After I beat you, you go to the back of the line! That's your World Heavyweight Champion Title shot..no rematch on another night. Take it or leave it!


[Radu smiles an evil smile.]


Radu Matei: I'll take it! See you after the break..ex-champ!


[Radu put his mic down and went to the back. The scene faded to Hells Bouncer heading to the back to get his wrestling gear.]


[The camera fades back to Jeremy Tucker and Andrew Fulton.]


Jeremy Tucker: That's what happened during our break.  So we have a new match and this one is going to be for the richest prize in the industry today..this one is for the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Title!


Andrew Fulton: And instead of The Suit we have the man who won the what he now calls, "The SWAT Dixieland Lethal Lottery Battle Royal" Radu Matei!


Jeremy Tucker: Paul Soutter got taken to the hospital..literally..by Frostbite earlier tonight!


Andrew Fulton: So that left our Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion Henry "HellsBouncer" Brown without an opponent..so what happens? Radu Matei.."The Creepiest Son of a Bitch in the Game!" steps up and says he'll take his shot here and now!  I bet the fucktards don't like that or him.


Jeremy Tucker: The who?


Andrew Fulton: The fucktards. You know, people like you, who don't get how much of a genius this guy Radu really is. Him and this Withers cat seem to be the real deal heels in SWAT at the moment. And you know how much I love heels. 


Jeremy Tucker: Cross dresser to, eh?


Andrew Fulton: Huh? 


Jeremy Tucker: Do you prefer high or low?


Andrew Fulton: High or low what? What the fuck are you talking about?


Jeremy Tucker: Heels. Do you prefer to wear high or low heels when your all alone i-


Andrew Fulton: Bad guy you idiot. Opposite of baby face? Geez, you just made this uncomfortable as fuck!


Jeremy Tucker: Oh....yeeeah..I knew that..I was just making sure you were  paying attention.


Andrew Fulton: Sure, buddy. Whatever you say. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of that and the fact you have taken over for the "creepiest" title by a hard mile over the challenger Radu..Congratulations!


Jeremy Tucker: Frank Salazar!! (whispers "thank god" then claps) Yeeeah..Frank Salazar is ready to kick things off for our Main Event!


Andrew Fulton: Yeah, but little does he know you are thinking about him in a pair of red high heels, you sick fuck!


Frank Salazar: This is our Main Event of the evening and is a one fall match for the Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Title!! First coming down the aisle at 6'2 234 pounds..from Sibiu, Romania..tonight's challenger...RAAAAADDDUUUU MAAAATTEEIIII!!!

[The house lights fade, leaving the arena in darkness. Riz Ortolani's haunting theme music to the film Cannibal Holocaust begins to play over the PA system.]


[Purple spotlights search through the crowd, building a sense of dread. The audience boo for the next participant, because he repulses them, but more so they aren't left alone with their thoughts. The erratic movement of the lights start to circle closer together before eventually, the perfect circles of light connect into the body of a large centipede. The visual representation of the insect stalks over the crowd, before racing towards the entranceway. Hitting the black curtains, the purple lights seem to double up, and fold into themselves.]


[Rough hands swatting aside the curtain, the five-time SWAT Dixieland champion pushes his way out into the arena. Its been a while since he had an audience like this. Rather than appreciate the change in pace, he seems to shake with rage, channeling it down towards the ring. Clenching his fists, Radu Matei starts to stalk down the aisle in sync with the music. The audience throws stuff, and generally let him know that his presence isn't appreciated... but they also keep their distance. Anyone who leans over the railing gets slashed by the box cutters he hides in his suit. Some are still stupid enough to see blood, but the majority vocalize their hatred out of arms' reach. Cowards that they are.]


[Approaching ringside, Radu lifts under the curtain to pull out a large box. Patting it, he smiles, before turning his venom back to the ring.]


Jeremy Tucker: This is Radu's third match of the night!


Andrew Fulton: He's a work-horse, much like Morelli and 'Timeless' last week bringing home the Anzac Cup to Chianti at the pay-per-view which was live, right here on the XHF NETWORK!


Jeremy Tucker: They wrestled an incredible four matches! 


Andrew Fulton: This Radu is next level!


Jeremy Tucker: He'll have to be to beat a well rested beast of a Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion in Hells Bouncer who lost in round one of the Anzac Cup tournament and then has yet to wrestle tonight.


Andrew Fulton: Well rested or rusty? That's a big lay off. We are about to find out!


Frank Salazar: And standing 6"6 weighing in at 270 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada...he is the current...defending..undisputed..SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...HEEENNNNRY..HELLLLLS BOUNCER..BRRRROOOWN!!!

["Highway to Hell", by AC/DC hits the airwaves and Hells Bouncer is standing on top of ramp, he lifts his head up and out from behind his trench coat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hells Bouncer power walks down the ramp wearing the SWAT World Heavyweight Title. Another loud boom goes off but this time the lights go out!]

["London Bridges" begins to play on the big screen and a erie feeling rises throughout the arena. The lights turn back on The Reaper is standing over Hells Bouncer who is on the ramp laying in a pool of blood. The Reaper claps his hands and the lights go out once again. "London Bridges" stops playing and a lighting bolt erupts and blasts where Hells Bouncer was laying on the ramp. The lights turn back on and Hells Bouncer is being covered and pinned by Radu.]


Jeremy Tucker: No! No! Not this way!


Andrew Fulton: I love it! It looks like Radu may have made a deal with the devil!


Jeremy Tucker: Or a Reaper! The ref is finally in position! 


Andrew Fulton: 1...2..3!! We got a new ch-


Jeremy Tucker: KICK OUT! For the love of hell Bouncer kicked out!!


Andrew Fulton: That was  close as hell. I thought we had a new World Heavyweight Champion here at Battle Ground: Joker's Wild live, on the XHF NETWORK!


Jeremy Tucker: Reverse knife edge chops to the eyes of Hells Bouncer by Radu!!


Crowd: Oooooww!


Andrew Fulton: Shades of his robot buddy! And another!! Hells Bouncer is a bloody mess!


Jeremy Tucker: Look at Radu toying with the fans. Snap arm drag! Another! And the trifecta. He pulls Bouncer up by his trunks and a fourth. Radu just licked blood off of Bouncers face! 


[Radu gets up makes a signal to his throat!]


Andrew Fulton: Shades of The Great Muta!


[Radu spits a bloody mist at first Bouncer then into the crowd. The fans begin to throw things at Radu. Radu catches a tomato and hucks it back at the fat guy in the front row with his hat backwards and spilling beer all over the place. Radu does the Curly from the Three Stooges shuffle then first pokes Bouncer in the eye then honks his nose with two fingers. Bouncer goes crushing to the mat.]


[Radu rolls out and taunts the fans. He goes over to the Romanian Announcers booth and sits down next to Jennifer Enigma and Rami Madeti. He puts on a head set and speaks in Romanian.]


Radu Matei: Cei dracu 'dracu' nu au nici o idee?


Radu Matei: [translation] These fuck tards have no clue do they?


Jennifer Engima: În majoritatea cazurilor. În tomată este o roșie rară.


Jennifer Engima: [translation] For the most part. There's a rare tomato in the bunch.


Radu Matei: Pun pariu că nimeni nu ne-a văzut vorbind în română venind?


Radu Matei: [translation] I bet no one saw us speaking in Romanian coming?


Jennifer Engima: Mai bine vorbesc! Cea mai mare parte a vieții mele se concentrează în zilele noastre asupra României!


Jennifer Engima: [translation] I better speak it! Most of my life is centered around Romania these days!


Radu Matei: I..awww-


[Radu's headset gets thrown off and face rammed into the Romanian Announcers table!]


Radu Matei: I..ouuuch-


Jeremy Tucker: Hells Bouncer just rammed Radu's face into that announcers table! He lifts Radu up...SIT DOWN POWER BOMB!!


Andrew Fulton: They both went flying thru that booth! Lucky thing Jen and what's his face burned out of there in time.


Jeremy Tucker: That "he" happens to be Rami Madeti!


Andrew Fulton: Who gives a shit. Hells Bouncer is back in this one no matter how bloody he may be!. Radu trying to get up..Bouncer with A Drop Kick and Radu is laying on that collapsed booth..what's this crazy Bouncer from Hell going to do?


[Bouncer jumps onto the Russian announcer table and runs then jumps off with a Flying Elbow that sends him crashing into the chest of Radu and once again thru the broken carnage posing as a booth.]


Fans: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!


Jeremy Tucker: Bouncer is back up..he has a monitor in his hand and he just smashed it over the head of Radu. He lifts Radu not so gently up by what hair he has..he throws him back in the ring..The World Heavyweight Champion is climbing the top rope...HELLS KITCHEN Moonsault! He landed it! The cover!


Andrew Fulton: 1...2..3! HELLS BOUNCER retai-


Jeremy Tucker: RADU KICKED OUT!


Andrew Fulton: Thank God! That was close!


[Radu eye gauges Bouncer then hits him with a Side Romanian Leg Sweep. Radu quickly jumps up and hits a Centipede Effect Suplex! [Release Delayed Standard Suplex](he gets them up, he holds it, he thinks about it, then he just drops them to fall on their heads.)]


Jeremy Tucker: The cover..1..2-


Andrew Fulton: Kick out by the World Heavyweight Champion!


Jeremy Tucker: Radu is frustrated..100 Blows!! (A series of strikes - round houses, bolo punches, jabs, knife edge chops, forearm shots, bionic elbows, all done with such speed that you'd think he had a hundred arms... the audience are welcome to count along.  Opponent usually bails or dies before we can get to 100.)


Andrew Fulton: Omukade Press!! [Jumping double stomp to the face/chest with enough force that it almost looks like a senton, but he just took his opponent's head off.  Matei ends up on top for the pin.]


Jeremy Tucker: That's his finisher!! He's pinning him!


Andrew Fulton: 1....2...3!!


Jeremy Tucker: Kick out!?


Andrew Fulton: Not this time! We have a new Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Heavyweight Champion and Radu Matei is now the leader of the free world!


[Fireworks go off followed by balloons. Before the ballons hit the ground they break and a smelly substance spills all over the fans. The referee gives the celebrating Radu the World Heavyweight Title. Radu then goes outside the ring and pulls posters of Jeff Gordon from under the ring. He then reaches under and gets lighter fluid and a lighter. He douses several posters then lights them on fire. The fans are outraged mainly at the smelly substance now all over them.]


Jeremy Tucker: These fans are outraged at the new World Heavyweight Champion! Wait a minute..the lights are out again!

["Hush Little Baby!" plays on the big screen. The words "The Reaper" appear on the big screen then a thunder bolt hits the center of the ring. Smoke fills the arena. The lights come back on and Hells Bouncer has disappeared and Radu is running around the arena celebrating and mocking the fans.]


Andrew Fulton: We are out of time! Radu Matei vs. Lynn Brewster at Battle of the Sexes next week right here on the XHF NETWORK!


Jeremy Tucker: What happened with Frostbite after being arrested? Where's Soutter and now Henry "Hells Bouncer" Brown? Hopefully we will find out more next week. Good night everybody!


[Show closes to the SWAT logo.]