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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 26, 2019 23:33:00 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 1/01:
The show opened with Giant Tiger walking in the back. Nothing flashy, just going for a walk. Well, a stumble, he is drunk after all.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero questioned why he's facing Giant Tiger almost every show. Is it because maybe Giant Tiger is a terrible wrestler and they need Aero to compensate? That's probably it, he tells himself.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They were taking a break from their intense training, noting that having cheat days are important. But more important was to cheat on your cheat day, because ninjas are sort of cheaters in the grand scheme of things.
Mini Charly Manson and Super Crazy def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Super Crazy was acting really erratic during the match, violently lashing out here and there. Some might even call him a "psycho." The crowd liked this new side of Super Crazy
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. Hentai was excited to show his anime collection to La Sombra because he heard he was super chill or something. Polo explained they were having a match, not swapping boob vids. Hentai seemed down for a moment, then was invigorated by the spirit of hentai and saw this as an opportunity to preach the good news to La Sombra.
La Sombra def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. La Parka was trying to apologize for hitting Electroshock last week but Electroshock said, "Not to worry my fine partner. Twas just a miscommunication. I feel though our attentions should be aimed at our rather dubious opponents tonight. No worry though, Electric Parade shall not disappoint!" Wait....what!?
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Johnny Polo interviewed the debuting Bestia 666. Despite looking like a demon and his name suggesting as such he came off as your normal luchador. I guess he really wants to win and stuff- oh and "hail Satan or whatever."
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
This match was overshadowed by the match previous to it, so sad.
DANG BROS, SOMBRA/HENTAI GOT A 100% QUALITY. Sombra is so freakin' hot and Hentai is way better than a guy with his name should be. Match of the Night: La Sombra vs Super Hentai WWE stole Mini Abismo Negro from us! He was really good but wouldn't sign a written contract After the show the road agent emailed me to tell me he likes 2 Cool 4 U and La Sombra vs Super Hentai- but not Giant Tiger vs Aero Star. WELL SUCK A LEMON BILL BERHENS, I DON'T SEE YOU GIVING ME IDEAS |
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Post by Kira Izumi on May 26, 2019 23:43:33 GMT -5
Super Hentai is Super Amazing. The power of hentai heals and helps all.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 29, 2019 2:01:18 GMT -5
Sin Limite 1/04:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. Parka had a folding chair with an awesome airbrush of Electroshock on it. He then hit himself with the chair and then pointed at the picture and moved his hand like a mouth talking a bunch. Haha, oh that crazy La Parka. He gained overness for that.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. Angelico talked about how everyone in the back is shocked about Max Moon's [kayfabe] injury and that the whole roster is hoping the Mexican legend turned American space hero recovers quickly and fully.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
La Parka def Angelico
Title Gained Image
Johnny Polo interviewed Pentagon Jr. Pentagon was excited because every time he an Mini Charly Manson have met in the ring it's been "ninja-riffic!" It didn't make much sense but it did gain him overness.
Mini Charly Manson def Pentagon Jr.
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock and Super Hentai. At first Hentai couldn't be bothered because he had his nose in a dirty magazine. Electroshock was curious and so he approached his partner for tonight. "I say, fellow pugilist, what is it that has entrapped your attention in such a way? Let me see that literature. .....Oh...well this is quite...provocative..." Did Hentai gain another follower? Only time will tell.
Too Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Electroshock and Super Hentai
Giant Tiger was backstage. He said that ever since he joined AAA he hasn't had to eat ramen. But that's not really true, because Kenny Omega sheds worse than a cat. And GT would know, since he's a normal-sized giant tigerman. He would say that he'd snatch Kenny Omega bald but.....no I guess that's what he's gonna do.
Kenny Omega def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star and Bestia 666. Aero said that tonight he'd be giving the newbie a lesson in how to be a true lucha star. They'd take to the skies and fly around their aging opponent (and La Sombra). Bestia said that was cool. Aero asked if he had anything weird or crazy to say, Bestia said no. Aero Star gained overness from this
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Aero Star and Bestia 666
That's right folks, Loco Ingobernables are back on top! Also, that was a really nice show. Match of the Night: Mini Charly Manson vs Pentagon Jr. We've crossed into 91 image at global level. If we're not gonna beat WWE then we'll at least sneak up their butts, THAT'S THE AAA WAY! Wait, maybe I didn't phrase that right.....nah, it's fine. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 29, 2019 2:32:17 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 1/05:
The show opened 2 Cool 4 U in the back. Jeff Jarrett put his hand on Carlito's shoulder and said "Hey slapnuts, I misjudged you. Thanks for helping me out and being a much less incompetent tag partner than I expected you to be." Calrito said it was "cool" and they ate apples. BUT THEY DIDN'T WRESTLE BECAUSE CARLITO IS BANGED UP FOR SOME REASON
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. La Parka had two chairs, one with Electroshock beautifully airbrushed on it and the other....also with Electroshock beautifully airbrushed on it. He was trying to explain something to his partner but Electroshock replied, "My dear friend and brother in this business. Let me allay your fears: nothing has changed between us, twas but an accident that you hit my head last week. All is forgiven." He then hugged La Parka.
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) def Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Title Gained Image
Johnny Polo interviewed Super Hentai. He said that some people don't understand hentai. That's ok, although hentai is for everyone and judges not- some aren't ready to fill that hentai shaped hole in their lives. They'll have to try inserting other things into that sweet, puckering hole where hentai is supposed to go. He then said he needed a minute and left.
Mini Charly Manson def Super Hentai
Top Shelf Match
Giant Tiger was in the back. He said that he used to try to be "chill" or "cool." But the "smarks" (whatever those are) don't go for it and he couldn't get over. So now he's being real. And the real truth is that guys like La Sombra don't even know what wresting is, they just lay in the ropes and stuff. Smarks are stupid (whatever they are) and they like stupid things.
La Sombra def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said that he's one of the best high-flyers in the biz right now. Tonight has been a good show, but he fully intends to do what he does every night: steal the show. Get your highlight reels ready folks, Aero Star is gonna soar!
Kenny Omega def Aero Star
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. Bestia said that everyone on the street looks at him weird because of the paint on his face, but all he cares about is what happens between those ropes, and that's putting on a great show for everyone. He's gonna do that, whether they like it on his scary face or not.
Super Crazy def Bestia 666
Like mentioned above, Carlito is banged up for some reason, he's rockin' like 79 health, no idea why when everyone else is around 100. Since I don't trust three-ways I just had him and Jarrett cut an angle together Match of the Night: Mini Charly Manson vs Super Hentai Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." We lost only one point so it'll be fine. We can at least tie them probably within a few shows. Spanish Sunday Night Wars: CMLL's ratings are like half of ours. Seriously, what were they thinking? Kenny Omega has emailed me requesting, of course, KENNY OMEGA VS CARLITO! We'll have to look back and see what the last violent interaction was and also wait for Carlito to heal a little probably. La Sombra has also requested a match: LA SOMBRA VS SUPER HENTAI! Dang, those are two dope matches |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 29, 2019 23:07:03 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 1/15:
The show opened as Giant Tiger left. Probably to go have a smoke or something. He'll be back...right? I mean, he's got a match and everything...
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said he was excited about teaming with Giant Tiger, it should be an interesting challenge for the folks at home to watch. But first they have some issues to settle, and they'll settle them tonight.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star
Johnny Polo interviewed Anglico. The ninja-in-training said that tonight he was going to have a sparring match with his sensai. That's what teachers are called in Ninja-ese, right? Whatever. Anyway keep your eyes peeled for some sweet moves.
Pentagon Jr. def Angelico
Lulu was backstage with Bukkake Killers. She talked about how Super Hentai opened her eyes to a new world and how sensual she felt now through his teachings. Oh and Mini Whatever is there too. She gained BIG overness but Mini/Hentai continued to lose significantly in their overness
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu])
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. He said that tonight he was gonna try really hard and have a great match. Johnny Polo tried to ask about symbolism in his face paint but Bestia didn't understand the question.
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
This match seemed like a letdown compared to the previous one
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. Electroshock explained that him and his sparring partner and best friends have grown dramatically as a team and it's been a real thrill working with somebody of his caliber. La Parka just danced confusedly
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Are people injured? Some of these matches weren't super awesome. Also haha to Hype, great job trying to make a mean-spirited joke and having it come back on you Match of the Night: 2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) vs Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu]) After the show the road agent emailed me to tell me he likes Bukkake Killers, 2 Cool 4 U, and Angelico vs Pentagon- but not Aero Star/Giant Tiger. I'M MAKING ART, BRO, DON'T BE SUCH A CRITIC |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 29, 2019 23:40:43 GMT -5
Sin Limite 1/11:
The show opened as Jeff Jarrett throws open the doors and makes his grand entrance. He curses out all the staff as he makes his way to the ring.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. La Parka had his Rey de Reyes Championship taped to his folding chair. He pointed at it and yelled things in Spanish at the camera. So much passion tonight.
AAA Rey de Reyes Championship
Jeff Jarrett def La Parka
Title Gained Image
Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They announced that Angelico had learned a new ninja move and wanted to demonstrate it. Angelico yelled "AME NO OHIBARI!" and then WHIPPED OUT A LEGIT SWORD AND TOOK A HORIZONTAL SWING AT JOHNNY POLO! He barely missed and Polo ran off. Pentagon Jr. yelled after him, pointing out that Angelico can't learn if people won't let him try.
Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electroshock waxed on the meaning of cool. He pointed out that objectively speaking, cool just means slightly cold. But Carlito isn't objective, his definition of cool changes like a chilly east wind in fall. You know what is objective? Wrestling, tonight we'll see who's "cool." He gained overness from this
Carlito def Electroshock
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. Bestia said that everyone here is sort of weird but he's starting to get the hang of it. He wants to put on a great match, better than the rest. He is Bestia 666. Oh, and he gained overness from this
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
It was a good match but Carlito/Electroshock overshadowed it so it looked worse overall.
The Flying Tigers are backstage. Giant Tiger says they should work on trust exercises. Aero Star notes that he doesn't really trust GT. GT laughs and says "Haha, YOU GOT ME, I was just gonna trick you into doing a trust fall into air." Great team we've got here.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Flying Tigers (Aero Star and Giant Tiger)
Dang, our undercard was really good tonight. Props, guys! Match of the Night: Carlito vs Electroshock After the show the road agent emailed me to say he really likes Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai as a team. What do you say guys, wanna "hook up"? |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on May 30, 2019 0:58:01 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 1/12:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said that being teamed with Giant Tiger is like being tied to a really really heavy rock. He makes flying so hard. But it's good for him, GT's ground-based talent (mostly laying) will help to balance out Aero's rockin awesome flying, right? He gained overness from this
After that we caught up with Giant Tiger, who was on the back on the phone. It started as a pizza order but descended into a complaining session about high flyers and the death of wrestling and crap like that. Wouldn't wanna be that pizza boy.
AAA Latin American Championship
Aero Star def Giant Tiger
Johnny Polo interviewed La Parka. Parka did a fun little dance while swinging around his folding chair. It was very La Parka-ish. Very nice.
Pentagon Jr def La Parka
The former "Lolita" introduced herself as "Lulu" and interviewed Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai. Hentai announced that Mini has seen the light and has converted to hentaism. They have formed a tag team and Lulu is their manager. The team is called the "Bukkake Killers." Lulu came off very uh.....provocative. The crowd loved her new gimmick though. She gained good overness, her clients? Nope, they lost overness because this gimmick is gross for me to even type.
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai)
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico. He apologized for trying to kill Polo yesterday, but did point out that Pentagon was right and he needs to practice moves if he's to become a master.
Kenny Omega def Angelico
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666 and Electroshock. Electroshock did most of the talking, explaining the rudimentary ways that him and his temporary partner could defeat their villainous foes. It was oddly scientific for a man in a muscle skin suit. Bestia gained overness from it though
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Bestia 666 and Electroshock
Yes, bukkake killers. And yes, they have a custom manager. Let's not dwell on it. More shocking is they didn't want the name Lolita considering what that means, right? Match of the Night: 2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) vs Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai) Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." CRAP! WE WERE SO CLOSE AND NOW IT'S SO FAR AGAIN! Spanish Sunday Night Wars: We are totes smashing them The road agent emailed me after the show to let me know he *sigh* likes Bukkake Killers, but not Aero Star vs Giant Tiger |
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2019 12:44:25 GMT -5
YOU THINK GT DOESN'T READ THE INTERNET EH YOU FAT SMELLY AND CLEARLY NOT COVERED IN TIGER HAIR MARKS? Well I DO! I don't care what you think, flying tigers gonna rise to worldwide stardom one flop at a time! Meow!
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Post by Hyperion on Jun 1, 2019 13:49:17 GMT -5
Bukkake Killers are making waves! Sluts FTW!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jun 1, 2019 23:09:03 GMT -5
Lucha Libre Premiere 1/15:
The show opened as Giant Tiger left. Probably to go have a smoke or something. He'll be back...right? I mean, he's got a match and everything...
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Aero Star. Aero said he was excited about teaming with Giant Tiger, it should be an interesting challenge for the folks at home to watch. But first they have some issues to settle, and they'll settle them tonight.
AAA Cruiserweight Championship
Giant Tiger def Aero Star
Johnny Polo interviewed Anglico. The ninja-in-training said that tonight he was going to have a sparring match with his sensai. That's what teachers are called in Ninja-ese, right? Whatever. Anyway keep your eyes peeled for some sweet moves.
Pentagon Jr. def Angelico
Lulu was backstage with Bukkake Killers. She talked about how Super Hentai opened her eyes to a new world and how sensual she felt now through his teachings. Oh and Mini Whatever is there too. She gained BIG overness but Mini/Hentai continued to lose significantly in their overness
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu])
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. He said that tonight he was gonna try really hard and have a great match. Johnny Polo tried to ask about symbolism in his face paint but Bestia didn't understand the question.
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
This match seemed like a letdown compared to the previous one
Johnny Polo interviewed Electric Parade. Electroshock explained that him and his sparring partner and best friends have grown dramatically as a team and it's been a real thrill working with somebody of his caliber. La Parka just danced confusedly
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) vs Electric Parade (Electroshock and La Parka)
Are people injured? Some of these matches weren't super awesome. Also haha to Hype, great job trying to make a mean-spirited joke and having it come back on you Match of the Night: 2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) vs Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu]) After the show the road agent emailed me to tell me he likes Bukkake Killers, 2 Cool 4 U, and Angelico vs Pentagon- but not Aero Star/Giant Tiger. I'M MAKING ART, BRO, DON'T BE SUCH A CRITIC |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jun 1, 2019 23:47:53 GMT -5
Sin Limite 1/18:
The show opened as Lulu was in the back with the Bukkake Killers. Lulu talked about how real teams aren't big or do crazy stuff. Real teams are full of amazingly sexy man meat. Mini Charly Manson started to flex but Lulu ran her fingers over Super Hentai, ignoring Mini. Hentai commented it felt just like real world hentai. Lulu said she was really hot and needed to borrow his manga a while. Lulu gained some pretty hot and heavy overness.
After that Johnny Polo interviewed Tako-Shin. They said they were gonna show him their new technique, "Amputation Punishment." Johnny Polo noped right out of that interview. Both Angelico and Pentagon gained overness
AAA World Tag Team Championship
Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu]) def Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.)
Top Shelf Match, Lulu snuck in to help Hentai get the pin to STEAL THE TAG TITLES!
A really gaudy limo with cow horns and guitars airbrushed on it pulls up. Of course it's Jeff Jarrett's. And he's here to ROC- er, COUNTRY the AAA tonight!
La Parka def Jeff Jarrett
Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electroshock gave a pretty well thought out thesis on the science behind Carlito's hair. Most of it focused on the use of hairspray and how it interacts with the curls. He said it was all a theory of course and he'd have to take a sample of it tonight while in the ring.
Carlito def Electroshock
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. Bestia explained that he was is the son of and trained by Damien 666- that's why it's written on his head. Very interesting stuff. He gained overness from this.
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
The Flying Tigers are backstage. Aero Star said that if they wanted to win matches they should work as a team. Giant Tiger responded with "Yeah? Well what if we DON'T wanna win matches, eh? Didn't think about that one, did ya?" He then did the finger-gun point and walked off leaving Aero Star very confused.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Flying Tigers (Aero Star and Giant Tiger)
Oh man, that would have been a dope show to actually watch. Had a real good feeling about this one Match of the Night: Bukkake Killers (Mini Charly Manson and Super Hentai [w/Lulu]) vs Tako-Shin (Angelico and Pentagon Jr.) Lulu had been under an open contract because I forgot to make her sign a written contract. I fixed that. |
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jun 2, 2019 0:21:54 GMT -5
AAA Fusion 1/19:
The show opened as Johnny Polo interviewed Electroshock. Electroshock discussed the long-standing debate on the merits of pornography, particularly animated. He note that although some scientists say that an endorphin-driven release can help ease stress, others have seen marked correlation between the effect of viewing pornographic material and the same effects of a heroin addiction.
After that Lulu cut a promo with Super Hentai. She said that her pastor (Hentai) has opened her eyes to strange and sensual new worlds. New ways of using her body to make her happy and no matter what anyone says, she's "balls deep" in this new religion. You better know she gained overness for this
AAA Mega Heavyweight Championship
Electroshock def Super Hentai
Lulu was in the back on one of those new-fangled, iPad things. It looks like an iPhone but there's no phone- how stupid of an idea is that? Who would buy one of those? Anyway, she's watching....something she can't show the camera (she winks as she turns away) when Mini Charly Manson comes. He wants her to cut a promo for him but she says she's busy, flicks him off, and then starts moving her free hand down..... She got good overness from this but Mini lost just as much
Pentagon Jr def Mini Charly Manson
Top Shelf Match
Johnny Polo interviewed Angelico and La Parka. Angelico tried to talk ninja stuff with La Parka but La Parka kept miming that a chair was all he needed. The two argued like this for a few moments before Johnny Polo gave up trying to get any information from them.
2 Cool 4 U (Carlito and Jeff Jarrett) def Angelico and La Parka
Johnny Polo interviewed Bestia 666. The luchador said he'd fly higher than he has previously in hopes of proving that lucha libre is the dominant form of wrestling (even if the stupid American audience doesn't get it)
Kenny Omega def Bestia 666
This match came off as a bit of a let down after the previous match
The Flying Tigers were backstage. GT had gotten Aero Star a new mask with tiger stripes on it. Aero started taking off his mask but GT started screaming something about some word starting with K that I can't remember. Instead he slipped the tiger-based mask over Aero's normal mask. Aero said he couldn't see- but GT had already walked off.
Loco Ingobernables (La Sombra and Super Crazy) def Flying Tigers (Aero Star and Giant Tiger)
Haha, that Lulu stuff worked out perfectly tonight. I'm starting to like her as an extra backstage character. Match of the Night: Pentagon Jr. vs Mini Charly Manson Weekly War Report: WWE: "Here is my weekly report on our battle with WWE. They have more star power than us, and that is affecting our image. They have better workers than us, and so fans are turning to them." BUT, the knock-back was less than normal. So we're still better this week than we were last week I think. Spanish Sunday Night Wars: I think CMLL is actually getting good ratings for the channel they're on- it's just that our Sunday show pulls in over 6.0 every week |
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Post by Dylan on Jun 2, 2019 9:44:20 GMT -5
i notice a pattern, every time someone gets interviewed before a match, they end up losing said match
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Post by La Familia Price on Jun 2, 2019 15:41:57 GMT -5
That's why LI refuses to do interviews, but how the fuck are we always at the top of the card and have yet to have a title match yet a team that lost the show before is now the champs?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2019 16:34:26 GMT -5
Hey hey, stop that shit, if you start talking like that GT might lose main event status. Me and aero are certainly main event. But I have to groom him, subtly licking his flaws out.
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