Battleground #13 : Luck of the Irish (Show)

[Lucky Linda]

”Well, that didn’t go as planned.” Linda is in the back, the doc checking her broken nose and cleaning up her blood. “What a fight.” Linda smiles.

“That was the Avery McCullen that i wanted to face.” The doctor finishes wiping the blood off of Linda and she looks at him irritably. “Leave it be doc, a little blood never hurt anybody, to be sure, to be sure.”

The Doctor doesn’t look so sure and he tries to examine Linda’s nose. “This appears to be broken” Says the Doctor stating the obvious. “Looks like you may be having a few weeks on the sidelines.”

“Like hell.” Replies Linda, now staring at the Doc. “I just had the fight of my life with my former tag team partner and best friend, and next week.” Linda tries to regain her composure. “Next week i am going for the WORLD TITLE!”

“That’s right Doc. Like hell she will not be cleared for next show.” Joe Pesci has walked into the shot and is standing over the Doc. “You heard the lady, she has a World Title shot next show, and she WILL be cleared, you understand?”

The doctor looks very uncomfortable and so does Linda. “I am fine Mr Pesci, tell him please Doc, i don’t want any trouble over myself.”

“She should be ok Sir.” Says the doctor hesitantly.

“That’s exactly what i thought.” Replies Pesci smugly. “Heck of a match Linda, looks like Avery was the lucky one on this occasion though.

“We win some and we lose some. It’s how we conduct ourselves in doing so that matters.” Linda gets a bottle of water and has a drink.

“What a load of baloney.” Joe says. “She just wanted it more, you better step it up if you want to have any chance of winning the World Title.”

“She didn’t want it more. She cheated. Had the ropes. I’m not crying about it, i can take a loss, it’s not my first one and it won’t be my last, but hear me Sir when i tell you, that NO ONE wants it MORE than I.”

“I’m glad to hear it. You know, we in the KGB have been watching you and we like your style, if you were to join up with us, your chances next show would really increase.” Joe is trying to recruit Linda, she frowns at him.

“Not my style Joe.” Linda looks at him now with disdain. “I make my own luck. I have morals and i have self pride, and i would never join up with the likes of you and the Bandits.” She almost spits out the name.

“Your loss doll.” Joe shakes off the rejection. “If you really want to get lucky, come see me in my office after the show, its a sure thing.”

Linda hacks, almost vomiting in her mouth. “I’d rather sleep in a coffin of Radu’s bugs and creepy crawlers than a maggot like you.” Linda storms off out of shot.

“What did i do?” Joe asks the doctor, baffled at Linda’s exit.

[frostbite]

Rip It Up by 28 days hits as we switch back to the right.

Jeremy Tucker.. Wait a second could we have Suit's Suite here today here in Dublin.

Andrew Fulton.. The boss is back in the house. It appears that he has recovered from the beating that Frostbite delivered on him. I am sure he will have plenty to say.

Jeremy Tucker.. I see the ring attendants are quickly putting a couple of chairs in the ring.

Andrew Fulton.. They better if that value their jobs unlike Frostbite.

The ring attendants quickly finish setting up lounge.

Jeremy Tucker.. Must say quick work.

Andrew Fulton.. I wonder if he will invite me into the lounge.

On the titan tron we see doctored footage of Tom Cruise jumping up and down on the couch imposed in the ring. Then more doctored footage showing Rick James/ Dave Shappelle on his back stamping his feet on the couch FUCK_ YOU_ COUCH. Now a shot of Heidi giving a Suit a lap dance on the couch on the Titan tron.

Jeremy Tucker.. I miss Heidi.

Andrew Fulton.. I think you had the hots for her. I will not tell the boss.

As the music continues to play there still is no Soutter.

Jeremy Tucker.. This is usually, I thought he would come running out here.

Crowd... YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Our cameras turn to the ramp.

Andrew Fulton... Wait that is Frostbite. Why is he out there?

Frostbite.. Sorry, but there will be no Suit's Suite this evening. Soutter is still recovering from the beating, that I gave him. However I thought I might step in and host the show being such a nice guy that I am.

Frostbite twirling the microphone around and looking around and the capacity ground. He is still in his ring gear from earlier. He walks up the steel steps as he continues to look out into the crowd as he steps through the ropes. Frostbite takes a look at the couch and decides to take himself a seat.

Andrew Fulton.. The nerve of this guy. He really believes he can just take over the best talk show on TV.

Jeremy Tucker.. Well it appears he is doing just that.

Frostbite.. Please cut the awful music.

The music fades out.

Frostbite.. First off an update on Paul.. He is still at home licking his wounds. Maybe the bastard has finally learned his lesson, and that would be never, ever say that I do not go full tilt all the time.

Crowd... YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Frostbite.. Paul, I am sure you are listening at home. I look forward to our match, because when I beat you within an inch of your worthless life in front of millions, maybe you will finally understand. I told you, I am here to burn this place to the ground. Just remember you bought this all on yourself.

Andrew Fulton.. Frostbite is going to get what is coming to him.

Frostbite.. Let's get this show on the road. I met a young man in the back earlier this evening that caught my eye. This young man said he wanted to be a wrestler. Well, I am going to give this young man a platform to speak his mind. He even has a wrestling name. He calls himself the Menace, I personally like it. So I want you to welcome this young man out here.

The camera zooms up to the ramp as we see a young man who is wearing a leprechaun outfit and caring a bucket of Kentucky Fried chicken in his hand. He looks around at the crowd eating a chicken wing.

Jeremy Tucker.. You have got to be kidding me. This guy is supposed to be a wrestler. He looks like he weighs 400 pounds or more.

Andrew Fulton.. He looks like our boss Paul Soutter as well.

Jeremy Tucker.. Now that you mention it, you are correct.

Frostbite... Come on Menace. Do not be shy.

The Menace wobbles down to the ring throwing a chicken bone into the crowd and grabbing a breast from the bucket as he chows down.

Andrew Fulton..I can not believe Frostbite is making fun of our boss like this. It wasn't enough that he kidnapped him but to make fun of the boss and he not even here, this is a new low for him.

Jeremy Tucker.. I will admit he looks like Soutter but Frostbite could be trying to help out the young talent. Give them that big break.

Andrew Fulton.. Frostbite is going to get a break alright. A broken leg when Soutter gets a hold of him.

Frostbite gets up off the couch as the Menace gets toward the ring and starts to climb the steps. He finishes that piece of chicken and tosses it onto the floor. He grabs another piece of chicken and starts to chow down on that one.

Frostbite.. My manners, where are they?

Frostbite walks over to the ropes as he holds them open as the Menace tries to step through them but he trips over the bottom rope as he falls face first into the ring and his bucket of chicken goes flying everywhere. Frostbite helps the young man up.

Crowd.. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

The crowd laughs at him. As he scrambles to pick up his chicken.

Frostbite.. Dude, I will get one of these attendants to help you pick it later.

The Menace stops as he looks at Frostbite.

Frostbite.. Please take a seat, relax. I want the people to get to know you.

Frostbite looks the Menace up and down.

Frostbite.. First off some advise from a veteran of this sport. You might want to change your diet. Lose some weight.

The Menace looks confused by that statement.

Frostbite.. Second, I am not much on wardrobe, but I know we are here in Ireland but dude if you want to look tough that outfit has got to go.

The Menace looks even more confused.

Frostbite.. Another thing, change your look. You remind me of Paul Soutter. You do not want to be compared with that bitch. Grow some hair.

The Menace feels is bald head.

Frostbite.. Enough talking. I am going to allow you to take the microphone and say a few words.

Frostbite hands the microphone over to the Menace who looks around at the crowd as he looks nervous.

Menace..Hello.

Crowd.. YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Frostbite claps as he points to him.

Frostbite.. Keep going you got them.

The Menace.. Anyone wants some pizza. I can pull out my cellphone and order for everybody.

Crowd.. YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Frostbite shrugs his shoulders. Frostbite walks over as takes the microphone back from the Menace.

Frostbite. I must admit not bad at all.

He picks up a chicken leg and tosses it to the Menace. He actually catches it, and starts to chow down.

Frostbite.. I must admit, you simply do look like Paul. That is probably what you are doing right now. Paul you are at home sitting on your sofa putting on about 200 pounds knowing full well that if you ever return in this ring. I will beat your ass. He walks over to the Menace as he shakes his hand. He looks down at his hand which I am sure is covered in grease. Frostbite turns around as he looks around at the crowd.

Frostbite.. Hey, Paul.. Sorry Menace.

As he turns around to look at the Menace.

Jeremy Tucker.. Wait there is Joanne Cannelli.

Andrew Fulton.. Where did she come from. She was not there a second ago.

Frostbite is slightly confused.

Frostbite.. Come on whore. You really want to try something. You want to end up like Soutter.

Suddenly as he walks toward her, someone wearing a gray ski mask with a gray sweatshirt and matching sweats and black boots hit the ring.

Jeremy Tucker.. Wait a second someone has a chair in there hand and is coming from behind.

That mysterious person drives the chair in the back of Frostbite head as he drops to the mat like a ton of bricks.

Andrew Fulton.. What is going on here?

This masked person picks up the chair and drives it into the back of Frostbite skull roughly 10 times. They move downward as they take that same chair and drives it right in Frostbite back about 10 more times.

Jeremy Tucker.. Dear God, that chair is bent.

Andrew Fulton.. If that was not enough Joanne and this masked person is putting the boots to every part of Frostbite body.

Jeremy Tucker.. The masked person drops to the floor and looks underneath the ring and grabs a kendo stick.

Andrew Fulton.. This person rolls back in the ring, as they motion for Joanne to pull Frostbite to his feet.

Jeremy Tucker.. She is having trouble, because I think Frostbite is out on his feet.

The mask person raises the kendo stick and comes crashing down across the forehead of Frostbite roughly 5 straight times, until his head is busted open.

Andrew Fulton.. Joanne kicks Frostbite right in the groin. She is pulling off Frostbite tee shirt.

Jeremy Tucker.. Good God, he is taken that kendo stick right across Frostbite, about 10 times until he begins to cut into Frostbite skin. The mask person tosses it to Joanne as she connects a few more times on Frostbite back.

Andrew Fulton.. The mask person rolls over Frostbite as the begin to put the boots to the busted open head of Frostbite. Damn, blood is going all over the ring. Joanne is loving this, she is smiling.

Jeremy Tucker.. The mask man pulls Frostbite to his feet as he grabs Frostbite by his throat. Joanne drops to the floor as she looks underneath the ring, as she pulls out a table.

Andrew Fulton.. What in the hell do this two have in mind.

Jeremy Tucker.. She finished putting the table as the mask person picks up Frostbite and chokeslams him over the top ropes and through the table.

Andrew Fulton.. Dear God, Frostbite just might be dead.

Jeremy Tucker.. The mask person slowly takes off the mask.

Crowd.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton.. It is Soutter. I knew the boss would kick Frostbite ass.

Jeremy Tucker.. Soutter tosses the mask down on a broken Frostbite as Joanne drops to her knees as she begins to lick Frostbite's blood.

Andrew Fulton.. That is disgusting.

Jeremy Tucker.. Soutter turns to the Menace who is still in the ring in a state of complete shock.

Andrew Fulton.. He better start running if he can get up.

The Menace gets to his feet but Soutter grabs him as he picks him up.

Jeremy Tucker... Soutter Special. The Menace is laid out in the middle of the ring.

Andrew Fulton.. Welcome to the business Menace.

Jeremy Tucker.. Picks up a piece of chicken and takes a bite of it, and then spits it right in the Menace face. He walks over to the couch and tosses it over onto the Menace.

Andrew Fulton.. The boss drops to the floor as Joanne walks over to him. The two have a wicked grin across their lips.

Jeremy Tucker.. The medics are here quickly.

Andrew Fulton.. Paul certainly got the last laugh on Frostbite. I bet he is wishing right now that he never ask for a match against Soutter.

The scene fades out as medics are checking on Frostbite and the Menace.

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker.. Let's get up into the ring for tonight’s Amazon championship match between two of the best in the business.

Andrew Fulton.. The Amazon Championship is on the line as the champ Lynn Brewster against the Pan Am Champ Olympia, it should be a great match. Frank is in the ring getting ready to make the introduction for our next match.

Frank Salazar.. Tonight’s match is scheduled one fall and it is for the Amazon championship.

[Olympic theme song plays and the Titan tron shows an American flag waving before fading to the Olympic flag, as words Olympia are shown.]

Frank Salazar.. She hails from Olympia, Washington at weighing in at 135 pounds, here is Olympia.

Jeremy Tucker.. Looking forward to this match. Here comes Olympia thru the curtain and THATS FREYA!!! TORN!!! Blaze Freya just gored Olympia on the ramp way with the TORN Gore!!! Freya stares down at Olympia and then smirks, very pleased with herself and heads back thru the curtain, her work done.

Andrew Fulton .. Brilliant! Olympia and Freya were exchanging words earlier, and Blaze warned her she was coming for her!

Jeremy Tucker .. Exchanging words because of YOU Fulton! This is your fault.

Andrew Fulton .. No! This is Shootfighter’s fault, he assaulted me and my fav girl Blaze took exception to it, she and I are real tight Jerry, and Olympia just found that out!

[Olympia is being attended by medics, and she waves them off and pushes past them, angrily to the ring.]

Frank Salazar.. And her opponent...

[Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera as Wildcat Lynn Brewster comes out, she stands there, and when the lyrics start she walks down to the ring. ]

Andrew Fulton.. The champ looks all business this evening and she better.

[She walks down to the ring. She gets to the edge of ring and jumps up on the apron as she looks around at the crowd, then gets into the ring removing her jacket, oblivious to any booing she is receiving almost enjoying it. ]

Frank Salazar.. She weighs in at 215 pounds from Savannah, Georgia here is the Amazon Champion, here is the Wildcat Lynn Brewster.

Andrew Fulton.. The champion is handing the belt over to the ref as he places it in the ring announcer hands.

Jeremy Tucker.. The bell has rung as this match is underway. Lynn and Olympia circle each other as they both lock up but Olympia gets a quick arm drag.

Andrew Fulton.. She needs to use that speed and quickness to defeat Lynn and become the new champion.

Jeremy Tucker.. Lynn gets to her feet as she nods her head. The two circle each other once again as they lock up again and once again Olympia hits another arm drag but holds onto the arm and slaps on an armband and trying her best to jerk the arm out of place. Olympia gets to her feet and drops a knee across Lynn’s right shoulder. Both get to their feet and Lynn lays in a few knife edge chops to Olympia’s chest as she releases the hold. Lynn goes in for the attack but Olympia connects with a wristlock takedown as they both back to their feet. Olympia right on her game here early despite that cowardly attack from Blaze Freya before the match. Olympia quickly connects with a belly to belly suplex. The ref drops down for the cover.

Andrew Fulton.. A quick two count from the ref as Olympia quickly slaps on a front chancery, it wasn’t cowardly, she told he it was coming, and it CAME!

Jeremy Tucker.. Olympia showing she is a true pro and not letting it effect her here in this Championship match..

Andrew Fulton.. Olympia bridges up as she is trying to get Lynn to tap out. Olympia gets to her feet as she pulls Lynn to feet as she quickly picks her up and connects with an atomic drop, Olympia bounces off the ropes, but Lynn connects with a sidewalk slam. She goes for a quick cover.

Jeremy tucker.. Lynn gets only a two count. She pulls Olympia to her feet as she picks her up and hits a huge gorilla press slam. Lynn bounces off and hits a senton splash as she tries for another cover.

Andrew Fulton.. Once again she gets only a two count. Lynn pulls her to feet as she lays in massive European forearm uppercuts, but Olympia counter that as she connects with a backslide and gets a two and a half count. Both women get to their feet as Brewster hits a belly to belly suplex, she goes for another cover and gets a two count. Lynn pulls Olympia to her feet as she bounces off the ropes and connects with a running kneelift. Lynn then dropkicks Olympia’s right knee. She picks up Olympia in attempt at a high vertical suplex but Olympia catches her with an inside cradle and gets a two and half count.

Jeremy Tucker.. Both woman get to their feet as Olympia connects with a dropkick that knocks Lynn right to the floor. Olympia looks to the crowd as she races into the ropes and goes flying over the top ropes and connects with a cross body block. She jumps to her feet as she picks up Lynn and rolls her back in the ring. Olympia climbs the top ropes.

Andrew Fulton.. She is waiting for Lynn to get to her feet, as she does so. Lynn turns around and gets caught with a flying body press but Lynn rolls right out of it as she picks up Olympia and connects with a huge power slam. Lynn cradles the leg and gets a two and half count. Lynn pulls Olympia to her feet as she grabs her head as she climbs the ropes and connects with a tornado ddt as she drops down and makes another cover and gets another two and a half count.

Jeremy Fulton.. Lynn appears to be getting frustated. Lynn pulls her back to her feet as she connects with an enziguri as Olympia is staggered as Lynn bounces off the ropes but Olympia counters with a quick power slam and cradles the leg for the cover. The ref makes a quick two count. Olympia races into the ropes and hits Lynn with a massive superman punch that knocks Lynn right back into a near corner. Olympia races over and places her on the top ropes.


Andrew Fulton.. She goes up, Lynn blocks the hold as she slides off the ropes and she catches her with a super kick right in the back of Olympia’s left knee. Lynn pulls her off the top ropes as she grabs her by the neck and races up the top ropes but as she does so Olympia catches her with three straight German suplexes.

Jeremy Fulton.. However she is holding her left knee. She goes over to Lynn, but Lynn quickly connects with a hurricanrana as Olympia lands hard on her neck. Lynn going in for the kill as connects with The catatonic.

Andrew Fulton.. She hooks the leg and gets the three count.

Frank Salazar.. Here is your winner and still Amazon Champion, Lynn Brewster.

Andrew Fulton . . A great match Lynn retains.

[Cat Scratch Fever blares as Lynn holds the Amazons belt high in the air, the ref raising he arm in victory.]

[radu]

[Previously recorded.]

[...But not recorded previously enough.]

[At the foot of the blue slope, lies a place once described as a Model city.]

[...Its been a long time, and its modelling days are well behind it.]

[Anniston, Alabama...]

[One of America's most violent cities.  With a one in fourteen chance of becoming a statistic...]

[To improve your chances, you stroll into some of the more refined neighbourhoods.]

[Oxanna.]

[The roughest hood in one of the most violent cities.]

[Our world heavyweight champion knows all about this place.  Part of his touring duties with SWAT Dixie.  He's been stabbed so many times that he just assumes everyone has a thousand orifices.  So as he strolls down the urban decay, crushing used syringes under foot, he doesn't really have a care in the world.  Those gunshots are at least a block away.  Strolling through this American Dream in decline, he passes houses that get more and more run down... until we're finally on a street that seems almost peaceful.  A child is playing with a hula hoop.  That seems odd.  In the middle of this urban war zone, this one street seems almost tranquil...]

[Because its protected.]

[Its taken care of...]

[Throw your life away, that's your business.... but interrupt the peace of this hood's most infamous resident, and there are worse things than death.  Sitting back on his porch, this quiet hamlet's protector, puts his feet up on the railing.  Face buried in a newspaper, he doesn't sweat the details.  Except maybe one...]

?: What brings you down here, Rad.  I reckoned when they closed up shop, you'd be flooring it up north and never looking back.

Radu Matei <smiling at his old acquaintance>: I ended up getting a contract with the MAIN swat roster... figured I'd show them the error of their ways, putting us all out to pasture.

?: Waxing nostalgically for that piss hole.  You never struck me as the sentimental type, Rad.  'sides, if they let us free... they don't have many more steps left in 'em.  I give it five strides for they join us on the unemployment line.

Radu Matei <flinch>: Probably... but it helps pass the time. Been there for two months, and I'm already world champ...

?: They trust you with a strap, after years of making us feel like dirt?  Just shows how rough they is.

Radu Matei <chuckle>: ...No lies there.  Still... now that you're out of that jail too... I was hoping you might want to join me, in reminding them how to fear.

?: Lord almighty Rad, I tell you, outside of Dixie I couldn't go a darn minute without getting the ol'D-Q.  'sides, I made enough to finish the days on my own terms, only thing that could get me back into rasslin would be a real challenge.  I can tell you're wearing the kiddie gloves with them boys in the current SWAT, elsewise I doubt the fed would last two months.  If you gots to handicap yourself just to make them look competitive, it don't much interest me none.

Radu Matei: Well I was looking for something more in the security line.

?: Heck Rad, you could kill tenathem sonsobitches with one of them wristlocks before they figured out thats what we call a shiv.  What in the almighty's name do you need security for?

Radu Matei: I had a kid in the audience say 194 to me...

[Suddenly sitting up in his chair, Matei's Dixie associate finally lets the paper slump from his face, looking at the world champion.]

?: ...There ain't no footage of that.

Radu Matei: None.

?: And he's still...

Radu Matei: Yes.

?: Seems like one of the other boys trying to get a rise out of you.

Radu Matei <smile>: Of course... <flinch> but its not something you mention lightly.

?: ...no, it ain't.

Radu Matei <deadpan>: So you see why I might need some extra muscle, before things escalate...

? <mouthing it to himself>: Security.

Radu Matei: Even if its one of our lesser companions... <pointing at some dying flower looking weeds on the lawn next door> I'd rather nip this in bud.

?: ...well..........shoot.

Radu Matei <turning away>: I knew I could count on you, Willie.

Oxanna Willie <long sigh>: Lets just hope it don't come to it. <looking down> Syndicate Wrestling.... lord sure works in mysterious ways.

[Turning his back on Oxanna Willie's little slice of paradise, The World Champion smiles at the camera.]

Radu Matei: Pesci... don't bring a pretty boy to a fist fight... Timeless.... don't bring a cheerleader to a knife fight.

[As Willie enters his home, the area starts to look a lot more dangerous.  The cameraman starts to pan after Matei as he walks off into the violent sunset, then begins to run after him.]

Videographer: Mr. Matei!  Champ!  ...Can you help me get back to the van.

Radu Matei: I'm going a different way.

Videographer: Um its just... if anything happens to me, there is a good chance this footage goes missing...

Radu Matei <slapping the intimidated videographer on the shoulder>: Very considerate of you, but fear not!  My friend is known to the people of this place, should they pry the camera from your cold dead hands, recognizing him on the footage is all the incentive your attackers would need to make sure the tape got to the right authorities.... for television broadcast.

Videographer: Oh.  ...um... that's good.

[Radu nods in the affirmative with a smile, and slaps the videographer on the shoulder with enough force to show him its in friendly spirit, but WILL break the skin.  As the videographer thinks about the best place to stash the camera and run for his life, your champion continues his casual stroll, a little less burdened than when he arrived, but with thoughts of ancient enemies plaguing his mind.]

[SWAT Team]

♧-"Voice of the Voiceless", by Rage Against The Machine rocks Dublin, Ireland as out comes "Britain's #1 Bad Boy" and "Voice to the Voiceless" Calum Morgan wearing black jeans, a SWAT hoodie with the hood on and his face covered in red and black paint. Both  Syndicate Wrestling And Tradition World Tag Titles rests on each of his shoulders. Calum has a mic and begins to speak.-♧

Calum Morgan: Forget the silly nicknames..the red and black paint..the trendy clothes. Tonight I'm here to set the record straight. 


♧-The fans cheer as Calum seems emotional by the look on his face.-♧


Fuck it. Fuck Paul Blair..fuck SWAT management. I've only asked for this best of 5 series match vs. Paul Blair for what..two fuckin' months now. It FINALLY gets booked in the middle of a bunch of garbage matches and after I Spoiler Alert SEE Fans: lose to him at the Shrouded Enigma Entertainment pay-per-view Corruption? How does that shit work out?


♧-Calum sarcastically claps.-♧


Brav-fuckin-O! No worries though Bad Boy fans..Calum has your back because not even a horrible booking job will keep me from getting that big win tonight.


Tonight I get to FINALLY release all my anger, with no repercussions, on you Paul! And guess what? #BroCode will NOT be a factor. I don't intend on being down two matches to zero..no fuckin' way. I just happened to bump into Joe Pesci (rest assured..Pesci was doing a bump) on my way out here and asked him if I could have a speciality match of some sort. Of course he granted me MY request. He knows who is his heavy hitter is..he knows I am "Voice of the Voiceless"..I say what most in this industry won't. I'm not "edgy" because it's cool or the latest "it" thing to be. Edgy is me..it is who I am and for those mates thata' don't like it? Well you sir or ma'am can eat a fat dick.


All the talk about real "heels" here makes me sick to my stomach. Who gives a fuck? Punch in..do YOUR job and go home.  You talk about our glory days Blair like I don't remember carrying your ass like I'm carrying both these SWAT World Tag Team Titles titles around from venue to venue now. Same shi-


[Before Calum can get another word out Israel Steele smashes him from behind with a chair. The fans boo as out comes Ms. Kelly with her labtop. She yells instructions and Steele does what she says with a crazy grin on his face.]


Jeremy Tucker: What in the hell is Steele doing here?


Andrew Fulton: Whipping Calum's ass!


[Steele Power Bombs Calum then throws him over the top rope by his hair.]


[Blair rolls out from under the ring with a mic.]


"The Ruler" Paul Blair: Buuuurrr..it's cold in here...it's cold in here..must me a Ruler and #BroCode in the atmosphere. See, Calum with 2 L's..(fans boo) I talked to Pesci before you did and told him not to ruin my surprise. There is a special stipulation for this match. It's a handicap match..and no not because you are in the match..Not that kind of handicapped but a two on one..you versus Steele and I. So without further ado..referee..ring that funky bell white boy!


**Ding Ding Ding**


[Calum slowly makes his way to his feet..As he does he is met with a big boot by Steele to the face. Steele hikes him up for another Power Bomb but Calum hits him in the face and Calumsteiners Steele through a table Ms. Kelly was sitting at with her labtop. The fans go wild. Calum turns around to a Blair Kick!]


Jeremy Tucker: Blair caught Calum with that Blair Kick flush on the chin! 


Andrew Fulton: Blair is now checking on Steele. 


Jeremy Tucker: He should be checking on Ms. Kelly. She seems to be the one behind Steele with that labtop. 


[Blair goes to check on Ms. Kelly. He helps her up. Calum does a running Double Bulldog into the Blair Announce table where Elmo and Earl go flying. Both Ms. Kelly and Blair are both laid out. Steele gets up..he stares at Calum.]


Andrew Fulton: What's Steele doing? He doesn't seem to moving..just standing there with his eyes wide open.


Jeremy Tucker: Steele is in a trance. He's looking at that labtop for his next move.


[Calum catches on and picks up the labtop from the heap from both the ringside table and Blair Announce booth and starts typing stuff in.]


Andrew Fulton: Steele is..break dancing?


Jeremy Tucker: Haha. He's pretty good too. Listen to these people laugh at the expense of Israeli Steele!


Andrew Fulton: He can't do that! This isn't fair to Blair!


["Pee Wee Herman", by Joe Sky blares over the PA and Calum has Steele doing the Pee Wee Herman dance.]

Jeremy Tucker: Do the Pee Wee Herman?


[The song switches up to "Humpty Dance", by Digital Underground. Steele quickly starts doing the Humpty Dance.]

[Blair knocks the laptop out of Calum's hands. The laptop goes crashing down. Blair winds up with a Blair Kick but Calum ducks and Blair nails Steele. Blair can't believe Calum ducked and runs to help Steele up. Steele quickly gets up and goes nuts. He Choke Slams Blair into the guardrail then throws him into the ring as Calum is perched up on the top rope. Calum hits his BlairIsMyBitchanator (Off the Top Rope Stunner)! Ms. Kelly races up and takes the earpiece out of Steele's ear that controls him from the laptop but its too late.]


Jeremy Tucker: Calum with the cover..1....2....3!! Calum wins!!


Andrew Fulton: He cheated! 


Jeremy Tucker: I don't think so. Turn around is fair play! This best of 5 series is tied up 1-1!


Frank Salazar: Here is your winner...CAAALLUUUM MOOOORRGGGAN!


Jeremy Tucker: Main Event coming up. We'll be right back!!

[Jonnie Valentine]

[Hardkore Jonnie Valentine is pacing on his deck, on hold with WWE Corporate. He looks out on his spacial Palm Springs estate in the Indian Canyon area]

Jonnie: Yes it's me, I'm still on hold. Oh, she went to lunch? Then can I leave my name with you? It's Jonnie Valentine and I...no, I'm not calling for a tryout, I was hoping I could sell the Hardkore World video library to Vince? I had sent some stuff over to Kevin Dunn and I was hoping to...He did? And why was that? Well there's plenty of footage I have of Microshocker eating things besides shit I would be happy to...Well, I'm sure we can fuzz some of it out like a WWF symbol or when they play a disco version of "Walk" for RVD's theme? Look, I can give you this at a very competitive rate. I've had calls from several other outlets, desperate for this video library. Oh who, you ask? How about the guys planning Blonde Bombshell's retirement party video package? We're also in talks to run old programming on a Trinidadian sports station at 3 in the morning. But I am willing to table those two deals to give Vince McMahon an exclusivity deal on all Hardkore World properties and licenses. That's Hardkore America, Hardkore Japan, Hardkore Puerto Rico, Hardkore Europe. Hardkore Canada? You bet your sweet beaver, we got Hardkore Canada. And I'm offering this all for a very low rate of...oh, you need to go to lunch? Ah. Well, very good. I also am having lunch prepared and I believe it is ready as well. We could keep talking and make this a working...hello?

Butler: Sir?

Jonnie: Yes?

Butler: Your lunch of Jersey Mike's with McDonald's fries are served.

Jonnie: Thank you, (starts popping fries into his mouth manically) You know, with my entire world falling down. At least I have you.

Butler: Sir?

Jonnie: You've always been there for me Fredrick. As a playboy about town, you've always kept me grounded with your dry incisive zingers.

Butler: I only work on Wednesdays, sir. Your regular butler has taken ill I'm afraid...

Jonnie: Fredrick, seeing as though you are my closet confidante...

Butler: My name is George, sir...

Jonnie: The fact is I'm broke. That's the reason for some of the changes around here. The fast food. Selling all my John Goodman nude sculptures...

Construction Worker: All right, lift with your legs gentleman!

Jonnie: (running his hands through his hair) My god, they're taking King Ralph. The jewel of my collection!

George: Yes sir, there also seems to be some problem with my last paycheck...

Jonnie: (puts a french fry to George's lips) Shhh. Sweet Fredrick. You will not starve. I will not let you. Because it is time for me to re-don the tights.

George: Yes sir, I'll inform the maids to have your spandex ironed.

Jonnie: Post haste, Fredrick! (pondering) I need money. Smackers. Green backs. Hell, samoles will suffice at this point. But no one pays to see that garbage wrestling shit I just did in Ireland. I need to get over, and fast. If I don't start selling some merch soon I'll have to start drinking domestic beer. There's one more guy I could call, one guy who owes me. Owes me big time...

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : We are back and it’s time for the Main Event, the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, Radu Matei defending against Timeless Alex Turner.

Andrew Fulton : What a match up, two of my personal favourites here in SWAT.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless is a technical master in the ring, we have none better and Radu a brutal savage who will do literally anything to win.

Andrew Fulton : I think we are going to see a new champion Jerry, Radu is great and all, but come on, Timeless is TIMELESS!

[Orion - Eternity (Chillout Version) hits and Turner struts down the aisle, glaring at the crowd with contempt and disgust. Roxylishus stops to interact with one of the crowd, then wretches and turns away heading to the ring, she gets up on the apron and holds the ropes down for Turner. Roxylishus grabs the mic and passes it to Turner.]

Timeless : I got passion in my pants and i ain’t afraid to show it.

Crowd : I’M, SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

Timeless : No (holding his hand up to block them) Your not! I (points to himself with his thumb) AM!

[Timeless drops the mic and saunters smugly around the ring impressed with himself.]

Jeremy Tucker : Never gets old.

Andrew Fulton : Look at her man, she is breathtaking.

[The house lights fade, leaving the arena in darkness.]

[Riz Ortolani's haunting theme music to the film Cannibal Holocaust begins to play over the PA system.]

[Purple spotlights search through the crowd, building a sense of dread. The audience boo for the next participant, because he repulses them, but more so they aren't left alone with their thoughts. The erratic movement of the lights start to circle closer together before eventually, the perfect circles of light connect into the body of a large centipede. The visual representation of the insect stalks over the crowd, before racing towards the entranceway. Hitting the black curtains, the purple lights seem to double up, and fold into themselves.]

[Rough hands swatting aside the curtain, the SWAT WORLD Heavyweight champion pushes his way out into the arena. Its been a while since he had an audience like this. Rather than appreciate the change in pace, he seems to shake with rage, channeling it down towards the ring.&nbsp; Behind him steps his fellow Dixie prisoner, now bodyguard, Oxanna Willie - decked out in a gunmetal grey suit, the muscle displays a criminal calm as he follows at a professional pace.&nbsp; Clenching his fists, Radu Matei starts to stalk down the aisle in sync with the music. The audience throws stuff, and generally let him know that his presence isn't appreciated... but they also keep their distance. Anyone who leans over the railing gets slashed by the box cutters he hides in his powder blue suit. Some are still stupid enough to see blood, but the majority vocalize their hatred out of arms' reach. Cowards that they are.]

Jeremy Tucker: Here comes the champion, followed by his new bodyguard, Oxanna Willie... apparently all these references to the number 194 has him spooked.

Andrew Fulton: Nothing can spook Radu, he scares us!

Jeremy Tucker: Something has him on edge...

Andrew Fulton: Maybe, but given what an absolute monster Radu has been since he got here, can you imagine what kind of BEAST he brings in for backup and I would not want to mess around with that Willie character.

[Approaching ringside, Radu lifts under the curtain to pull out a large sack. Patting it, he smiles, before turning his venom back to the ring.]

Jeremy Tucker: Bag of creepy crawlies, Radu leaving them on the ring steps, aiming to cover his challenger with them after the match.

Andrew Fulton: So Timeless gets a few bugs on him, boo hoo, I'm WAAAY more worried that he'll win and release locusts on us again.

Jeremy Tucker: Radu threatening to send a plague should he win... audience mixed, but would no doubt prefer a new world champion!

[Oxanna Willie waits on the outside, keeping an eye on the audience, while Radu leaves his bag of tricks on the steps. Entering to meet Turner.]

Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, the following contest is the main event of the evening and scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, hailing from New Hope, Minnesota and coming in at 6’3 and 262 lbs ... he is accompanied by Roxylishus (crowd whistles and cat calls) .... SIR WINSALOT!!! TIMELESS ALEX TURNER!!!

And his opponent, hailing from Sibiu, Romania and coming in at 6’2 and 234 pounds .... he is the current reigning and defending SWAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THE BEAST OF DIXIE!!! RADU MATEI!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Big match feel this one Fulton and we are under way, the referee Joe Davola calling for the bell.

Andrew Fulton : How about Frank, what a trooper, he ducked in the back for a quick shower after Radu’s inpromtu shower on him earlier and hasn’t missed a beat all show.

Jeremy Tucker : Both men move in cautiously and Timeless takes Radu over with a beautiful arm drag.

Andrew Fulton : Another arm drag by Timeless, Radu is enraged and charges at him and Timeless takes him over with a THIRD arm drag.

Jeremy Tucker : The man is gifted, no doubt. Timeless then with the best drop kick in the business right to the mush of Radu.

Andrew Fulton : Roxylishus applauding at ringside very pleased.

Jeremy Tucker: Timeless going for the Falcon Arrow early - but Radu wants none of that, the champion bailing out to the floor like a cowar---WHOA!

*MASSIVE BOOS*

Andrew Fulton: JESUS!!!

Before Roxi has a chance to get in his face, the champion catches her by surprise, dragging her into a jumping DDT onto the concrete floor. Flashbulbs go off throughout the arena, as Radu rolls away pleased with himself. Roxylishus quivers, her body spasming from the impact.

Jeremy Tucker: Radu Matei just went after Roxy!

Andrew Fulton: She looks REALLY hurt Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker: Jumping DDT just SPIKED her neck on the concrete floor. Can we get some medical attention out here! Roxy is a talented wrestler in her own right, has challenged for the SWAT International title on a few occasions, and can more than hold her own... but...

Andrew Fulton: The human neck wasn't meant to bend that way, and NO ONE should be bouncing off the floor like that.

Jeremy Tucker: In the ring, Alex Turner just realized what is going on - and here he comes... DIVING KNEE SENDS RADU CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! Turner landing on his feet on the outside, just beating Radu mercilessly with closed fists! BUSTING the champion's nose WIDE OPEN!

Andrew Fulton: I can't tell if it’s his fists or Radu's face that is bleeding more, but he is going to KILL HIM!

Jeremy Tucker: And who could blame him? Whip sends Radu SMASHING THROUGH the steel steps, and Timeless now turning to Roxy. OH THANK GOODNESS! Here come the medics...

Andrew Fulton: Medics telling Timeless to keep the action away from them as they work - makes sense, if Roxy has any damage all it will take is the title fight to brawl over her to cause permanent injury.

Jeremy Tucker: Its killing Timeless to leave her, but it’s an easy sell to hurt Radu... the champ charging over with a double axe handle, only to have that gash on his nose NAILED with a knife edge chop. Timeless throwing Radu back into the ring, to give the medics outside some distance. If Radu was trying to play head games, I think they backfired horribly!

Andrew Fulton: Maybe not, Timeless wants to KILL HIM, but he might not be thinking about the title...

Jeremy Tucker : WHAM! Low blow by Matei. He dives on Timeless and starts biting at his neck, while at the same time repeatedly kneeing him in the groin.

Andrew Fulton : That’s gonna leave some hickey. Radu grabs Timeless and crunches him with a wheelbarrow piledriver.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless is in BIG trouble here. Radu stomps on him and then delivers a vicious thrust kick right to the head!

Andrew Fulton : Timeless spent himself in that assault on Radu, he rope a doped him!

Jeremy Tucker : Radu with a bulldog, then hooks Timeless for a reverse belly to belly suplex but Timeless instinctively counters and plants Radu with a Northern Lights suplex!

Andrew Fulton : He is a suplex machine and that was pure instinct, you are right there Jerry!

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless follows up with a T Bone suplex and then a full nelson suplex.

Andrew Fulton : Radu is groggy and Timeless has gotten his second wind.

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless with an exploder suplex ... DRAGON suplex! Holds on for a cover!

One ...........

Two .......

Kick out by Radu.

Andrew Fulton : CHOP BLOCK! Radu chop blocks Timeless and takes him down.

Jeremy Tucker : Radu then fish hooks him, and is ripping his face off almost.

Andrew Fulton : Timeless head butts Radu breaking the hold, but Radu no sells it and answers with a head butt of his own, look at that blood running down his face, he is loving this Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : There is something wrong with him, forearm smash by Radu, and Timeless is now bleeding!

Andrew Fulton : He has sharp shit in his coat that pat downs can't find.

Jeremy Tucker : Jumping Backdrop Driver from Radu to Timeless, that’s the CWM Special!

Andrew Fulton : Centipede Effect Suplex - Release Delayed Standard Suplex! He got him up, he holds it, he thinks about it, then he just drops Timeless to fall on their head, counter THAT!

Jeremy Tucker : There is no counter to gravity. Radu going for the Centipede Lock, but Timeless pulling him down throat first against the ropes, steel cable pulling tight for a makeshift neckbreaker! The force sends Matei falling back into the centre of the ring!

"TIME-LESS!"
"TIIME-LESSSS!"
"TIIIIIIIIIIME-LESSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Andrew Fulton: There is something I never thought I'd hear - the audience is actually chanting for Timeless!

Jeremy Tucker: The challenger following up with a dragon suplex! After the way Radu put his hands on Roxy, I don't think there is a man, woman or child in this building that doesn't want to see Alex get his revenge!

Andrew Fulton: We also want to avoid the bugs.

Jeremy Tucker: It's win win Timeless bringing the Dixie Beast over with a snap suplex... dead centre of the ring, and wait... is he...

Andew Fulton: HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jeremy Tucker: TIMELESS LOCKING ON THE TURNABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURNABOUT IS ON TIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rings of Saturn)

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Andrew Fulton: NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!!!

Jeremy Tucker: Radu looks like he wants to QUIT... but BITING HIS OWN TONGUE TO AVOID SAYING IT!!!

Andrew Fulton: Grinding his face into the canvas to avoid nodding yes at the referee...

Jeremy Tucker: He's doing his best to put on a brave face, but it is locked in tight, and NO WHERE TO GO!

Andrew Fulton: I don't know what went on in SWAT Dixie, but I have a feeling those wrestlers have a pretty high tolerance for pain. Radu might pass out first, or Timeless might tear his arm out of its socket... we may not get the satisfaction of him submitting, but all it takes is an unanswered three count and that referee is going to have no choice but to declare a new champion! Timeless has this-----what the hell?!?

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*CONFUSED POP*

Jeremy Tucker: Timeless Alex Turner letting go of the Turnabout! He doesn't want this to end, after what Radu did to Roxy, Turner has A LOT MORE SUFFERING in store for him!

Andrew Fulton: The damned fool! Even if it was a technical knockout, he should have kept the pressure on...

Jeremy Tucker: Timeless is really showing us all how much integrity he has, the passion for the sport, and the passion for Roxy! He will not rest until Radu gives up in agony or is put down for the three count! I can't believe I'm actually starting to admire him!

Andrew Fulton: I admire him for sticking it to Roxy.

Jeremy Tucker: Inappropriate at the moment Andrew.

Andrew Fulton : Radu hooks the waist of Timeless, lifts him up and Stun Gunns him on the top rope! Desperation move there Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Matei has great ring awareness. Running Shoulderblock into rolling inside cradle ....

One .................

Two ................

Timeless kicks out.

Andrew Fulton : Close call there, Radu stomps some more on Timeless, he loves laying these boots in.

Jeremy Tucker : WHAM! Timeless runs at Radu and damn near takes his head off with a lethal clothesline!

Andrew Fulton : Lifts him up and this time nails it ... the Falcon Arrow!

Jeremy Tucker : Cover by Timeless ...

One ......

Two ...........

THR ... Radu rolls the shoulder.

Andrew Fulton : Timeless can’t believe it, he thought that was it, and so did I!

Jeremy Tucker : Both men back on their feet and exchanging chops.

[Radu chop. Crowd BOOOO. Timeless chop Crowd Yayyy!!!]

[Radu chop. Crowd BOOOO. Timeless chop Crowd Yayyy!!!]

[Radu chop. Crowd BOOOO. Timeless chop Crowd Yayyy!!!]

Jeremy Tucker: In the ring, Timeless and Radu now reversing abdominal stretches! Wait, what is this?

Andrew Fulton: Timeless’ partner, Joey Morelli is coming down here with two exterminators? Jumpsuits read Cockroach Cement Shoes... where does Pesci keep finding these grotesque Italian stereotype businesses?

Jeremy Tucker: Chianti is striving to put the Syndicate back into SWAT. Morelli and the exterminators heading down with some poison spraying apparatus... but here comes Oxanna Willie to cut them off! The exterminators trying to state their busi----JESUS!!!

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Jeremy Tucker: Pinky shot - I think Oxanna just took that exterminator's EYE OUT!

Andrew Fulton: I think I'm going to be sick.

Jeremy Tucker: Morelli pulling the poisonous spray from the other exterminator, as Oxanna Willie beats the two men. Morelli now going over to that bag of bugs, and... spraying it with poison!

Andrew Fulton: That bag looks like it has some fight in it, but by the time Joey is threw with it, Radu isn't going to have any post match celebrations - not that it looks like he's going to!

Jeremy Tucker: In the ring, Turner going for another Abdominal stretch, and Radu reverses it into the Omukade Crush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew Fulton: The champion giving up on the pin, spotting Morelli fooling around with his bag. We now have REAL security out here trying to save those exterminators from Oxanna... who looks like Hannibal Lector with those prison guards. You know the scene I mean?

Jeremy Tucker: It's worse - Radu stalking to the corner, pulling his bag away from Morelli's poisonous spray-------

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Jeremy Tucker: MORELLI JUST SPRAYED RADU IN THE FACE WITH THAT POISON! Radu with a face full of poison!!!

Andrew Fulton: Security out here to protect his goons also escorting Morelli out, which is good, cause I think Oxanna might try to murder him! ...legit.

Jeremy Tucker: Radu coughing blood like... well no like... he HAS been poisoned! Coughing up blood and barely able to breathe, here comes Timeless with a... FISHERMAN BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















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Andrew Fulton: Radu somehow managing to kick out, even as he coughs up his own lungs! It shows amazing resolve on the champion's part, but how long can he last, and will the effects of that spray get worse?!

Jeremy Tucker: Even as he gets up, Timeless yanking at the torn skin on Radu's face, trying to inflict punishment!

Andrew Fulton: I'd say Joey Morelli may have just cost Radu Matei the world title A nice gift for his Chianti partner! This is what happens when you make an enemy of Joe Pesci!

Jeremy Tucker: There is a real excitement in the audience for this as - I really don't believe it - more Timeless chants going up!

Andrew Fulton : Any update on Roxylishus Jerry?

Jeremy Tucker : Nothing yet. That was a serious hit she took though.

Andrew Fulton : I should have given her mouth to mouth and CPR.

Jeremy Tucker : Disgusting. Timeless hooks Radu but Radu goes to the eyes! He can barely stand from the poison, he has to end this quick or he is screwed.

Andrew Fulton : Radu nails the Aculeus Strike '01 for a near fall, starts to cough more blood again from the poison, Timeless gets up and hits the Turn Me Loose... Vampira comes out of nowhere and jumping up on the apron distracts the referee, Psychotic Goth comes from behind, hitting Timeless in the head with his Hardcore title.

Jeremy Tucker: Psychotic Goth is SO JEALOUS of the Alex Turner's magazine cover that he just cost him the world title!

Andrew Fulton: All Goth cares about is that Hardcore strap, but if Turner had made the cover... we'd be looking at the new world champion... now both men can barely move... very bad shape...

Jeremy Tucker : Timeless starts to come too, and make a comeback with the audience cheering him on, only to go for the Turnabout again, and it to be twisted into the Aculeus Strike II He nailed it Radu got it, slumps on top of Timeless for the cover ...

One .................

Two ...................

THREE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Radu wins! He holds onto the belt in a classic! What a match!

Jeremy Tucker: That was the BEST World title defense we've seen... since... hell, SWAT restarted with Atlantic Coast!

Andrew Fulton: Radu still coughing up blood in the ring, but being handed the title. He did what he came here for, he's giving that belt back the prestige that it had a decade ago! Even if he had Timeless make his face look like hamburger in the process!

Jeremy Tucker: Not to take anything away from Timeless Alex Turner! He has been one of the most consistent wrestlers of the past few years, but I never thought of him as a world champion. Tonight, he opened my eyes. I think he opened a lot of people's eyes. We're looking at a REAL contender for being champion of the world.

Andrew Fulton: Hell, he yanked open Radu's eyes - there were a handful of times where Timeless could have been OUR world champion! If not for Goth, he would be. He had this match won a number of times... just don't tell Radu I said that, Matei scares the hell out of me.

Jeremy Tucker: In the ring, Radu can barely move... grabbing that bag of bugs... opens it... nope... they are all dead. Timeless being spared the indignity of being covered in maggots. Timeless coming to himself... seeing the match is over... but IT'S NOT OVER FOR HIM!

Andrew Fulton: This isn't about winning the title - Timeless was here for revenge, and as long as Radu is still breathing, Turner is going to make him pay for hurting Roxy! Turner struggling back to his feet, but the fight is still there, and when he's through with Matei you had better believe he has some words for Psychotic Goth!

Barely able to lift his arm, Matei waves off Oxanna Willie on the outside, who is about to make his presence felt. Using the ropes to get back to his feet, a barely conscious Turner, then charges at Matei.

Andrew Fulton: GET READY FOR ROUND TWO!

Before Turner can reach him, Matei throws his arms up in the air... which is the signal. Thousands of locusts start to descend from the ceiling. Whether Timeless is able to connect another blow is anyone's guess, as the champion and challenger are both engulfed in a swarm of the bugs.

Jeremy Tucker: A man of his word, Radu Matei has once again released a swarm of locusts on the arena!!! It’s bedlam in the aisles as audience members trip over themselves trying to get away!!!

Andrew Fulton: Those things are coming this way!!!!!

Jeremy Tucker: ...we have to go.