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Post by Dylan on Feb 4, 2020 11:49:56 GMT -5
Dylan cannot contain his laughter as Bobby is running through the crowd, still being chased by that crew of vying ATC Championship people. He nods to Jack and makes way to the mic.Dylan: Congrats to the Icons. Making waves everywhere they go. Our next award is the feud of the year award. This award goes to the feud that shook it's promotion to the foundation. Six feuds were nominated for this award; Anthony Caffrey vs AXW, Bobby Barratt vs Rocco Rose, Champion Wrestling vs Destiny Wrestling, Frostbite vs Suzi Spitz, and Maverick vs The World, and The Cure vs Legion vs LGBTKO. The last two years were won by fed vs fed feuds, FWA vs AXW in 2017 and AWF vs AXW in 2018. Will that tradition continue? The winner of feud of the year 2019... :drum: {Spoiler} Dylan: Champion Wrestling vs Destiny Wrestling! Would a representative from each company come down to claim this award?
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Post by The King on Feb 4, 2020 17:30:06 GMT -5
Johnny Bulldog rushes up to the podium with a huge grin on his face. He waves his hand around basking in the glory of the eyes focussed on himself. A position he has grown to love throughout his entire career. He adjusts his near-comically oversized bowtie and clears his throat. Johnny Bulldog
Yes thank you all for showing up tonight to give me this award. I know it was really tough for most of you to sit out here waiting for me to receive this glorious honor, but I appreciate your patience. Destiny Wrestling, under my guidance of course, will continue to bring you the best of the best professional wrestling. After all, I'm featured every week! Now I can already hear the twitter trolls smashing on their devices saying how CW was the one who carried Destiny here, but I got news for you idiots. Without Bulldog there would be no CW DW or any damn show. Everything revolves around me or feeds off of my energy. But that's okay! There's plenty of Bulldog to go around!
All of a sudden a flash of light amalgamates itself behind Bulldog! The audience is stunned! Two large, menacing figures step out of the portal - grabbing both of Bulldog's arms. He attempts to fight back, but the strength of the two out-matches that of his own. The wanted fugitive that is the Son of Jefe slowly steps out of the portal... cackling. He slowly picks up the award and admires its beauty before dropping it on the stage, letting it smash into crystal fragments.Son of JefeHow inconsiderate ... The very war that took my father's life... And it's treated like some kind of joke...He turns to Bulldog, then the two henchmen, giving them a nod. They drag Bulldog through the portal with them as it seals shut and the Son of Jefe is left staring at a stunned crowd.
Son of JefeFor those of you not aware... Allow me to catch you up... I am the Son of Jefe - My father, the martyr of Champion Wrestling... I watched idly as he clashed head to head with Destiny Wrestling, and sat at home fixated to my screen as he was brutally murdered on the moon by some man in a turkey costume. How humiliating. The war that took place between my father and Destiny Wrestling was to many a form of entertainment, but to me, it was an embarrassment . A humiliation of everything my father set out to achieve. My father was set on ending Destiny Wrestling... But, like all things my father, he failed.
...And I am left here to finish what he started... Fire would burn in the Son of Jefe's eyes, a rage lit through the ashes of his father's incompetence.Son of JefeFor those who take my threat as idle nonsense - allow my actions to speak louder than my words. Ever since I claimed the Power of Gods, this gauntlet made of the golden skin that was once Big Drag - I have done what my father never could. Put an end to the men who once stood in his way. DW's Senior Referee... That goddamn turkey... and my father's cronies, WAH Machine... ...Slowly but surely those responsible are ending up on the other side of existence... ...And it's only a matter of time until Thomas Galloway joins them...He would glare at the gauntlet - shining under the lights.Son of JefeThis is the end, Destiny. ...Take a good look at your fate...One final portal would amalgamate behind him with the click of a finger, and just like that, he was gone.
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Post by Dylan on Feb 7, 2020 0:24:16 GMT -5
Dylan just shrugs and walks back to the podium.Dylan: Weirdos. Good thing I was never affiliated with that stuff. Dylan: Our next award is the Champion of the Year award. The recipient of this award has brought honor to their championship. They have elevated the status of the belt and added recognition to their gold-plated belt. There were nine nominees for this award; Anthony Caffrey, Bobby Barratt, Chris Card, Danny Ray, Death Trap, Donny Deville, Dreadvan, Fukushima Zombie and Tommy Strychnine. Only one can be called the Champion of Champions. They join a prestigious class of winners of this award, joining Jackson Steele and Rob Arnold, who won in 2017 and 2018 respectively. Who won in 2019? Let's find out. :drum: {Spoiler} Dylan: Another... freakin'... tie... He points to a section of the crowd. Dylan: YOU PEOPLE! CHANT "AWF" FOR CHRIS CARD AND "AXW" FOR DREADVAN! Crowd: AWF! AXW! AWF! AXW! AWF! AXW! Crowd: AWF! AWF! AWF!Dylan: Guess that settles it. Chris Card, you're the champion of 2019! Please come down to claim your award!
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Post by Technical Perfection on Feb 8, 2020 15:08:24 GMT -5
Purple strobe lights flash across the audience as “Good L_ck (Yo_’re F_cked)” plays on the PA systems. Chris Card takes a leisurely walk up to the stage area, self consciously patting down the arm of his suit jacket. He chuckles to himself and sardonically starts...
Chris Card: Do you know how difficult it is to get hold of a suit that fits over an arm brace?
A small ripple of laughter spreads around the room.
Chris Card: But on a serious note. I was up against a strong field for this award and it is my honour to accept it. There have been a lot of great champions across the Network this year. And I have most definitely been… one of them.
A larger laugh this time. Chris’ comic humility being kind of infective.
Chris Card: I have a few thank yous to do. Firstly, the AWF staff because if they’d never given me the title shot, I’d never have won it. The fans, both who come to the arenas because performing wrestling in front of an empty stadium wouldn’t give me anywhere near the rush I get from performing in front of the rowdy bunch of crazies we have. My opponents, many of whom pushed me to the absolute limits of my ability.
Card smiles a genuine smile.
Chris Card: And Seth Dillinger, if you’re not passed out in a toilet somewhere by now you… I won this belt from you. I know I’m not entitled to jump any queues and you have plenty on your plate but if you fancy going for a retread of that, go tell Jackson that we drew such massive houses last time it funded the company’s expansion. So now we can do it again on a grander stage.
Chris Card: And now Le Champion des Champions is off to celebrate with a little bit of the..
Card chuckles to himself.
Chris Card: ...Whisky.
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Post by Dylan on Feb 9, 2020 10:49:39 GMT -5
Dylan claps for Chris Card. Dylan: Our next award is the infamous OMG Moment of the Year! The recipient or recipients of this award were instrumental in the twist or turn that has changed the foundation of their promotion. This twist or turn has likely come out of the blue completely unexpected and has imprinted itself forever into the history of its promotion, and has the fans actually yelling, "OH MY GOD!" Dylan: In 2017, Rob Arnold won this award after he'd turned on A... AWF... He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.Dylan: I swear, if I get an angry email, or text or call from Rob now after this, someone's gonna get it. Whoever wrote my cards for me needs to be fired. Rob turned on AXW, not AWF ya dunces! He shakes his head.Dylan: And in 2018, the GUNS won this award when they died. Kayfabe is real, man. Dylan: The nominees for this award are; Anthony Caffrey Dethroned, Donny Deville's Destiny Beatdown, Hyperion is Fired Up!, Jack Diamond Returns, Subject #42 wins the X*Crown, and Maverick wins the X*Crown. Ladies in the back, throw up the graphic. Your 2019 OMG Moment of the Year is... :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: MAVERICK WINS THE X*CROWN! COME ON DOWN, YOU SLIMY IRISH SONOFAGUN!
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Post by Mav. on Feb 9, 2020 11:06:05 GMT -5
For the second time tonight (and hopefully not the last), we hear "Inception" play out through the building as Maverick makes his way back up onto the stage to accept his award.
Maverick: Wow, I thought you'd all give this to Caffrey... Well, he can go and fucking suck it, I guess.
He chuckles a little.
Maverick: Well, I'm... Not as much surprised to win this actually. Nobody ever expected it to happen, nobody saw it coming after the year I had and the many failed chances I had. Am I glad to accept this award? I sure as fucking hell am. Now take a look at that again...
He points back up at the screen, showing the graph.
Maverick: 4.6 percent beating Caffrey, but I can guarantee a 100 percent success rate that he won't win another award again or ever beating me again.
He laughs some more.
Maverick: I've said enough, I'll just go and drink some more. I'll see you around!
He leaves the stage.
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Post by Dylan on Feb 9, 2020 11:20:00 GMT -5
Dylan politely claps.Dylan: This next award is a very coveted one; one Mav knows all too well. The Biggest Underdog award! The recipient of this award has not known victory often in 2019. However, this recipient has shown potential and despite the quality of their work, finds themselves often losing in big matches. Seven people were nominated for this award, but there can only be one unruly dog to rule under all the underdogs. The nominees are Maverick, Jisatsu666, Bloodied Fox, Joe Nobody, Kira Izumi, Momoko Honda and Matt Simpson. Dylan: The class for this award is less prestigious than most, as former winners include the aforementioned Maverick and Copycay. Seriously. You guys voted COPYCAT to win an award. He gets to live with that, forever, unless Terry Bradshaw stole it and used it to drink the blood of his enemies. Man is insane. Anyway, let's get a drumroll up and bring up the winner! :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: THE WINNER OF THIS AWARD, THE 2019 BIGGEST UNDERDOG, BLOODIED FOX! A FITTING NAME FOR THE WINNER OF THIS AWARD! COME ON DOWN!
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Post by Seth Dillinger on Feb 9, 2020 11:43:24 GMT -5
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Post by bloodiedfox on Feb 9, 2020 12:28:27 GMT -5
Bloodied Fox takes to the stage, a surprised smile on his face.
Bloodied Fox: Wow, thanks for an award telling me how much I suck, guys!
Slightly awkward audience laughter
Bloodied Fox: I kid, I kid! Seriously, thank you for letting me know I'm appreciated, even at times when my win/loss record isn't the best. You've made me feel right at home ever since I got here. A few obvious shout outs: Brendan, I love you. Seth and Ryan, you guys are awesome. AWF fans, you're the best. Bobby, thanks for winning the 24/7 title before I did, because that whole thing looks miserable and I'm enjoying watching your backstabbing arse suffer. Love all the people!
He makes his way off stage, award in hand
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Post by Dylan on Feb 10, 2020 1:00:00 GMT -5
Dylan claps.Dylan: Our next award is the Golden Fed award; this goes to the fed that, while not necessarily the largest promotion, they establish themselves as a competitive player. Their roster is stacked with quality and their matches are exhilarating and Xtreme! Four feds were nominated for this award; Ascension Wrestling Federation, Champion Wrestling, Destiny Wrestling, and Master Class Championship Wrestling. Dylan: Each fed had many ups and downs through the year, but as you all know only one can walk out the winner of the Golden Fed award. Who will it be? Let us find out! :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: AWF! Would a representative from this company please come down?
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Post by ASHTON HENARE on Feb 10, 2020 9:50:53 GMT -5
A remixed version of "The Ecstacy Of Gold" by Ennio Marricone starts to play as the AWF Commissioner, Jackson Steele, is seen... coming out of the toilets?? He pulls up on his zipper and once he hears his music, his eyes widen as makes his way up onto the stage with a smile on his face. He takes his place at the podium and waves to the crowd of many in front of him with the award in his left hand.
Jackson Steele: I am SO sorry for being late! I guess you could say you caught me with my pants down!
The crowd all laugh at Steele's humor.
Jackson Steele: Anyway... I am BLESSED to be accepting this award! The AWF have had an amazing year with such talents like Le Champion des Champions, Chris Card... The AWF Prestige Champion and newly inducted Hall of Famer, Seth Dillinger... The XHF Tag Team Champions, Ryan Young and Bloodied Fox... There's also Maverick, Bobby Barratt, Jack Diamond, Hyperion, Vincent Draven and so much more. I would list them all but I'd be up here for a while and Dylan still probably got a few more awards to hand out.
He laughs a little with the crowd.
Jackson Steele: But with that said, thank you for voting for us to win Golden Fed of The Year. We promise to make sure 2020 goes more over the top than 2019, thank you once again and goodnight!
The music plays out Jackson Steele as he takes the award and exits off the stage.
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Post by Dylan on Feb 10, 2020 10:57:56 GMT -5
Dylan blinks, wondering why Steele didn't take his XHF Network Platinum Award with him. He shrugs and makes his way back to the podium.Dylan: Jackson Steele, everyone! The crowd cheers once again for the AWF Commissioner.Dylan: Okay, this next award is a big one. We got the Best Wrestler not to win Gold in 2019 award. This goes to the person who had an amazing, promising year in 2019 but was juuust unable to pick up any gold. Four people were nominated for this award, Alexa from Amazon, Kuroi from AWF, Bernhart Denzinger from MCCW, and Rocco Rose from AWF. Dylan: In 2017, Hyperion won this award. In 2018 it was Raiden Ishimo... Ishimoru... He facepalms.Dylan: I'm sorry Raiden, I'm just reading a script. In 2018 it was Raiden Ishimori who took this one home. Who will join this class? :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: Rocco Rose! Come on down! (OOC: Steele )
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Post by Dylan on Feb 10, 2020 11:09:45 GMT -5
A stagehand speaks to Dylan.Dylan: I guess Rocco Rose is not in attendance tonight. We'll mail his award to him and he can upload a speech to the website whenever his lazy ass wants. He shrugs.Dylan: The next award goes hand-in-hand with the last one; the Most Likely to Win Gold in 2020 award. I think it's rather straightforward what this means, these people had a momentous 2019 and people project in 2020 they'll have gold around their waists. They join the class of Hyperion and Raiden, who won this award in 2017 and 2018 respectively. I guess Best not to Win Gold and Most Likely to Win Gold really do go hand in hand. I feel like I should just be handing this bad boy to Rocco Rose but the competition is really tight; Bellatrix Taylor, Bloodied Fox, Death Trap, Fukushima Zombie, Nixie Caine, Rocco Rose, Ryan Young, Tim Galloway and Tommy Strychnine all were nominated to win. Can Rocco pull off the back-to-back awards like Hyperion and Raiden before him? Let's see! Drumroll! :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: Ryan Young! You barely beat out Death Trap for this, now come and accept your award!
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Post by ASHTON HENARE on Feb 10, 2020 11:32:49 GMT -5
"Save That Shit" begins to play but it's not Ryan Young that steps out onto the stage, but it's his longtime lover and manager, Selena DeVille. Dylan Black looks at Selena taking his place at the stage with a confused look to his eyes, as does the rest of the crowd. She's greeted with the award as the graphic above her head reads it loud and clear...
MOST LIKELY TO WIN GOLD IN 2020 - RYAN YOUNG
...she begins to tap on the microphone to check if it worked before adjusting it to her height.
Selena DeVille: Well, it's rude to stare but I digress, I know that seeing me up here accepting the award on behalf of my boyfriend, Ryan... leaves you questioning what the hell is she doing up there? Now I stand up here in front of you all and I'm trying to find the best way of saying he's out cold somewhere at the bar with Seth and Fox.
The crowd do find that rather amusing as they all laugh.
Selena DeVille: But to see the name up there, to see what the award is and how this could push him more... I speak for Ryan when I say that he is very humbled to be the winner of said award tonight. Knowing what Mr Black had said before announcing Ryan as the winner of this award, those names have come a long way from the days of holding this award - Raiden Ishimori and Hyperion have won World Championships in their time after this. Could it happen again with Ryan? I like to think so. I'd like to hope so. I'll make sure of it happening.
The crowd clap and cheer for Selena's speech.
Selena DeVille: So who knows? It could be the AWF Prestige Championship or it could even be the XHF X*Crown Championship, but one thing is for certain to you lot.
Selena leans closer to the microphone.
Selena DeVille: You will never forget the name of Ryan Young.
She leaves the crowd in suspense as she moves back from the microphone.
Selena DeVille: Thank you and good night.
She leaves the stage to a cheering crowd reaction.
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Post by Dylan on Feb 10, 2020 11:37:09 GMT -5
Dylan claps for Selena, and makes his way back to the mic, moving it up two feet because LOL RYAN'S GIRLFRIEND IS PROBABLY SHORT *dab*Dylan: Our final XHF Award for the night is the Big Drag Lifetime Achievement award. This one's a doozy. The description reads, "Literal lifetime achievement, when the dimensions are forcibly merged and hundreds of millions are dying in agony the winner of this award will be chosen specially by Big Drag Dark to remain safe during the unending war and will also win a Nintendo Gamecube. (Dragon/Big Drag will provide the Gamecube.)" I... I really couldn't make heads or tails of this if I tried. The nominees for this award are Big Drag, Copycat, me, my mom Hailey, Jackson Steele, James Dragon, Mistress Discipline, Mongo the Destroyer, and Brad Swann. Dylan: The winner of the Big Drag Lifetime Achievement award is... :drum:
{Spoiler} Dylan: Me. Dylan does not seem enthused about getting to meet Big Drag, again.Dylan: Well. At least I won something tonight. * chuckles* I didn't even prepare a speech for this, but I guess I'd like to thank Jefe for getting me to meet Big Drag in the first place through Champoon Wrasslin'. Rest his soul. I'd also like to thank Big Drag, for not only cutting my hand off, but for giving me the ultimate plastic surgery and making me look completely different. All those old graphics with me on them look like a completely different person now! I'd like to thank my mom, who supported me through my entire career, and my dad for being a pathetic jail-ridden bum. He walks away from the mic to shout out something that sounds like "Eff you Viper!" He makes his way back.Dylan: I'd like to thank Mongo and Duke, who provided me a home after all my former workplaces bit the dust. And last, I'd like to thank the fans, for giving me a Gamecube. Dylan takes the award, whatever it looks like, and holds it up to a mixed reaction. Dylan: Now before we go off the air tonight, there's one more thing that needs to be done. At this time, please help me welcome Maverick to the stage!
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