The Bachelor Mafia XXII (DAY SEVEN)

[Dylan]

I'm in to get that bitch Carole Baskin

[Curtis D. Kanyon]

Can I be the bachelor? Everyone is out to get with me already, so it wouldn't be anything new.

Either way, in.

[ForeverKuroi]

Apr 5, 2020 11:27:30 GMT -5 Mongo the Destroyer said:

Apr 5, 2020 11:15:37 GMT -5 Dave D-Flipz said:

It was DT's lowest moment, how could he IC forget? I mean I can switch to the time Dagger kicked Mongo's dick into paste 3 times if you want ...

OH THAT’S IT

We are not talking anymore

*Crosses arms angrily*

Kuroi, can you tell DT I think he’s a massive d-bag?

I don't care what you think, former owner of the XHF Network.

[ForeverKuroi]

Also I'll give until 7:30 pm to start this game tomorrow. (EST, obviously) 12 is a good number.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Apr 6, 2020 20:02:15 GMT -5 ForeverKuroi said:

Apr 5, 2020 11:27:30 GMT -5 Mongo the Destroyer said:

OH THAT’S IT

We are not talking anymore

*Crosses arms angrily*

Kuroi, can you tell DT I think he’s a massive d-bag?

I don't care what you think, former owner of the XHF Network.

*Throws rose at Kuroi's face*

[ForeverKuroi]

OK. Twelve's a good number. I'm locking this threat. Sign ups are closed. We'll re-open this when the game is ready.

[ForeverKuroi]

The lights are bright and in front of us are mostly beautiful ladies. A voice beams from the background:

"Welcome, to the Bachelor! The show where it doesn't just matter how good looking you are, but how bright, colorful and charming you are as well! Now let's meet our beautiful contestants!" (OOC: The names are common knowledge and the alignments are randomized.)

We have Rhian! (Ryan)
Jackie! (Steele - a pun off Jackson/Jackson Steele)
Antonia! (Caffrey)
Raterina (Rat)
Nataushicaa! (Nausicaa)
Alaina! (Mongo)
Stephanie! (Hype)
Shayla! (Mav)
H2Fette! (H2F)
Davida! (DT)
Randii! (Kanyon)
Annnnnnnd Dylan! (Dylan)

"Oh and the texts are coming in! Everyone seems to love Rhian! That beaut, she is! She's going to go far for sure!"
(MOD NOTE: Rhian/Ryan has been revealed as an INNOCENT CHILD! Well, I mean. Not a child. She's over 18, but she's confirmed to be TOWN!)

SPOILER: Click to show

{"And now lets reveal YOUR BACHELOR!" (Don't worry. It's not me.)"}JEFFFREYYYYYYYYY VIPER! (See. I told you.)

Day One will begin when at least 7 people confirm their roles.

[ForeverKuroi]

Day one begins.

It ends Saturday 4/11 at 10:15 am est.

[Dave D-Flipz]

After seeing the bachelor, I think I'm a lesbian

Vote: Mongo because it's what I do in a standard style mafia game #heatisn'treal #shestolemymakeup

[h2f]

Oh. My. Gosh! This is even better than the new romance novel I downloaded! I hope my baby, tony the toyger, is going to survive with out me to refill his kitty pool.

[Mongo the Destroyer]

Apr 8, 2020 9:08:59 GMT -5 Dave D-Flipz said:

After seeing the bachelor, I think I'm a lesbian

Vote: Mongo because it's what I do in a standard style mafia game #heatisn'treal #shestolemymakeup

OH MY GOSH GUYS! IT'S SO GREAT TO MEET YOU ALL

*In the interview room*

Hello, I'm Alaina. You might be wondering why a cute girl like me is still single. Well, my first love is Jesus and he wants me to keep certain things for my husband. Unlike a certain [censored]. Even though this is technically a contest I'm hoping to have a great time meeting all these nice girls, I feel so blessed to have a room full of new friends!

Well.

Except one.

Vote: Davida

You know what you did you [censored] [censored].

HUGS ALL AROUND! Our Lord didn't die for us to all be backbiting each other!

*Shoots a quick glare at Davida while smiling at everyone else*

[RattyMcDaddy]

Hey ladies! I can tell by looking at all of you that this is going to be such a wonderful and great time, and that man...... Growl growl hiss hiss!

[Dylan]

Apr 8, 2020 9:16:10 GMT -5 h2f said:

Oh. My. Gosh! This is even better than the new romance novel I downloaded! I hope my baby, tony the toyger, is going to survive with out me to refill his kitty pool.

Vote: H2Fette

I don't care what you say, I know you're the real deal CAROLE BASKIN and I ain't gonna let no man fall victim to you, tiger feeding [CENSORED] [CENSORED] 

[h2f]

Apr 8, 2020 11:54:49 GMT -5 Dylan said:

Vote: H2Fette

I don't care what you say, I know you're the real deal CAROLE BASKIN and I ain't gonna let no man fall victim to you, tiger feeding [CENSORED] [CENSORED] 

A. Rude! How dare you compare a real cat enthusiast to her.

B. Toygers are not, nor have they been, wild cats. They were bred to look and act like a mini tiger that loves to be with people. not eat them.

Here is meow, my mau, looking at you in judgement.

[Steele]

Vote: That slut Maverick

She knows what she did