My Dilinger Theory (Rat Rumble 13)

[RattyMcDaddy]

Imagine if no one gave a fuck if your name was spelled wrong because your overvaluing what and who you are as a person.

The scene fades into Rat's house in Las Vegas, he sits at his bachelor pad style dining room table. Before him sits a black plate with a well-done steak on it. Non potatoes, no green beans, no sweet corn. Just a well-done steak. He unfolds his napkin and jams it into his crotch area.

Cleanliness after all. 

Rat smirks and attempts to slice his steak, it's a little tough but he gets a piece or two off.

Seth Dellinger. What a name huh? I'm gonna help you out here, pal. No one cares how to spell your name. No one cares about you, your Dennis drama, your Ryan issues, that Fox has been carrying your fucking team for the last 3 months, that you're not in the Rumble, that your the Prestige Champion, that your gay, even though you seem to mention that more times than not. You see Seth, that's my Dilinger theory. You need attention, you crave it, and your little LGBTKO team once had it all in the AWF, but then came along people like Recoba, who took that away from you. Look at you now. Not giving a shit about the Rumble, chasing your heartbreak from how long ago, letting poor little Fox defend the tag titles pretty much alone, I mean, what happened to that Freebird spirit? Did Seth "P.S. Sexy" Dilinger, get mad because Bloddy "Bam Bam" Fox was getting to much love from the crowd and backstage, is it that Ryan "Buddy" Young was just a big of a pile of crap as everyone says he is? Or is that you caught that Lohan queen diva spirt?

Rat chews off a piece of his overdone steak and chews.....and chews.....and chews....and set his utensils down....and chews and chews...then swallows deeply.

Do you consider yourself an attention whore Seth? Maybe you thought I was bullshitting you when I said that you don't impress me much, a lot like the Shania Twain song, another great diva of the country era? You don't Seth. All these accomplishments, all these bragging rights, for what? To shit all over the people who at some point, I suppose your going to claim rode your fame to notoriety, I mean that's the logical thing for a super attention seeking whore to do right? All the titles in the world don't make up for a piss poor ugly shit stained soul, Seth. All the I am the longest running champ in the entire world talk doesn't make up for your soul being dog shit. Every single thing about you is ugly, Seth. Yet you want to be loved so badly. 

Rat reaches over and grabs a bottle of Martinelli apple juice in a champagne shaped bottle, pouring himself a glass.

There is a ton of things wrong with me Seth, your right, but no matter how shitty of a person I am, they all knew I was a snake when they fucked with me. Everyone knows what they get with Ratty McB, but what do you get with a Seth D? Maybe we should ask Denis, cause whatever it is, it's enough to make that man run to Natasha, and then really run from you after. Maybe its the 'Rona, maybe it's the itch itch scratch scratch, maybe it's just the psycho attention craving bitch attitude that you finally let shine through, after all those years of Peace, Love, respect, and unity?

Rat looks over at his freshly poured glass of Apple juice and scoffs at it, grabbing the bottle by the beck and chugging it down with glugs behind it.

Ya see Seth, this is my Dilinger Theory, you're a whiney attention seeking bitch. Your nothing special. Your a backstabbing buddy fucker, who masquerades around like a white night for the alternative sex community, but behind all that your just a little attention craving bitch, who will scream victim any chance he gets to point out the fact when someone beside you mentions your lifestyle choices. Face the facts, pal, you are the Joe Exotic of the AWF, and the entire XHF, where you go the circus of attention follows you, and when it doesn't well damn, throw a bitch fit and make it happen, or maybe super kick someone who actually has feelings for you, or just ignore the one sane person trying to convince you that your not a raving asswhipe? No, don't do that....i mean after all.....that wouldn't fit with the Dilinger Theory...or get you quite enough attention. 

Rat lifts the bottle to the camera, and winks before taking a chug and the scene fading to black.