Never Say Can't (Sniper RP#9 Rumble)
Apr 16, 2020 10:29:34 GMT -5
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Apr 16, 2020 10:29:34 GMT -5
We find Johnny Sniper once again in his home. He stands in the kitchen leaning up the island countertop as Henry lays down at his feet chewing on a rawhide bone. Sniper looks tired and unamused.
"Congratulations Michael Storm!"
Sniper starts slowly clapping.
"You've now got my full undivided attention. You brain-dead waste of space. You see I was going to ignore you, I was gonna let you slide. But no you... you had to open your mouth and insert your foot. Well, excuse me while I insert my foot in your ass. I use to believe that you were a smart man, someone to be respected but I've come to realize you're just everyone else in this fucking match. You, Steve Awesome, Rat Bastard, Anthony Caffrey. Every single one of you makes me sick. I'm sorry but where in the hell do you get I was US Champ for a week. I was the champ for 45 days, and last time I checked that was way more than a week. So that just proves to me. not only are you an idiot who can't die correctly. But you're also an idiot who can't do math. You are affectively the Karen of the XHF Network. Oh, but oh let me guess I should have some respect for you because you were a former X*Crown champion. Boo fuckin' Hoo. You want to know the difference between my US title reign and you're last X*Crown reign. At least I defended my title when I lost it. You gave yours up, you quit. Why because you're a lazy sack of shit who didn't want to fight, you're an entitled brat who played my ball and ran away to mommy, or maybe, just maybe you didn't have the balls to take an ass-kicking like a man. Sure with former X*Crown champs like yourself, Rat, Awesome, Card, Dillenger and Diamond in the match. I'll be the first to admit the odds of winning are not in my favor. But let me tell you something, and this goes for the whole lot of you, I'm winning The Rumble. I'm winning it the same way I became one of the best to ever serve my country. Through hard work and perseverance. And not because I say I can, but because motherfuckers like you say I can't. I can. I will. Pull the Trigger"
"Congratulations Michael Storm!"
Sniper starts slowly clapping.
"You've now got my full undivided attention. You brain-dead waste of space. You see I was going to ignore you, I was gonna let you slide. But no you... you had to open your mouth and insert your foot. Well, excuse me while I insert my foot in your ass. I use to believe that you were a smart man, someone to be respected but I've come to realize you're just everyone else in this fucking match. You, Steve Awesome, Rat Bastard, Anthony Caffrey. Every single one of you makes me sick. I'm sorry but where in the hell do you get I was US Champ for a week. I was the champ for 45 days, and last time I checked that was way more than a week. So that just proves to me. not only are you an idiot who can't die correctly. But you're also an idiot who can't do math. You are affectively the Karen of the XHF Network. Oh, but oh let me guess I should have some respect for you because you were a former X*Crown champion. Boo fuckin' Hoo. You want to know the difference between my US title reign and you're last X*Crown reign. At least I defended my title when I lost it. You gave yours up, you quit. Why because you're a lazy sack of shit who didn't want to fight, you're an entitled brat who played my ball and ran away to mommy, or maybe, just maybe you didn't have the balls to take an ass-kicking like a man. Sure with former X*Crown champs like yourself, Rat, Awesome, Card, Dillenger and Diamond in the match. I'll be the first to admit the odds of winning are not in my favor. But let me tell you something, and this goes for the whole lot of you, I'm winning The Rumble. I'm winning it the same way I became one of the best to ever serve my country. Through hard work and perseverance. And not because I say I can, but because motherfuckers like you say I can't. I can. I will. Pull the Trigger"
