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Post by Kyle on Jul 9, 2020 12:53:24 GMT -5
You can’t see it but I’m getting thousands of mentions on SmackTalker asking me about what the future holds. Unfortunately it’d take me half a day to answer 10% of them every day. That being said, I have decided to answer three questions per day but the dynamic will be like this.
I will answer with two lies and one truth. You believe what you will. Will Robert Pattinson be the worst Batman of all time?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2020 13:43:08 GMT -5
You can’t see it but I’m getting thousands of mentions on SmackTalker asking me about what the future holds. Unfortunately it’d take me half a day to answer 10% of them every day. That being said, I have decided to answer three questions per day but the dynamic will be like this.
I will answer with two lies and one truth. You believe what you will. Will Robert Pattinson be the worst Batman of all time? 1. He will not be the worst but not the best either, he will be better than George Clooney or Ben Affleck.
2. He will be as good as Keith Williams is at wrestling.
3. My records only keep information about the best 1000 movies of all time and only five come from a Level Zero Civilization. From those five, none are about an anti-hero.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2020 13:47:33 GMT -5
Will Donald Trump win the 2020 presidential elections?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2020 13:49:25 GMT -5
Will Donald Trump win the 2020 presidential elections?
1. Yes 2. No 3. Maybe
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2020 14:14:34 GMT -5
I got an interesting question from @lanavitalla
"Will men in the future have bigger dicks?"
Hi. This is MIA and I will answer this as Guillotina conveniently buried this question.
1. Population control over a 600 years period, depopulation practices and evolution manipulation led men to actually have smaller dicks as they didn't need them to procreate as much anymore. Eventually natural births stopped and humanity depended on genetic banks and artificial birth.
The controversial 33rd law of Kemill Penton enabled and executed forced human evolution science and practices for both human and powered humans, this led to both male and female's genitalia to completely vanish but gave the the ability to naturally reproduce once in their life time by shaking their hands.
2. The average male penis in the future is 10 inches, 8 being the smallest.
3. Female clitoris evolved to become as large as male penises and now both can penetrate each other.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2020 19:27:36 GMT -5
Eeeeh... MIA just dyed her hair blonde...
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Post by Rob Garcia on Jul 10, 2020 0:59:37 GMT -5
I got an interesting question from @lanavitalla
"Will men in the future have bigger dicks?"
Hi. This is MIA and I will answer this as Guillotina conveniently buried this question.
1. Population control over a 600 years period, depopulation practices and evolution manipulation led men to actually have smaller dicks as they didn't need them to procreate as much anymore. Eventually natural births stopped and humanity depended on genetic banks and artificial birth.
The controversial 33rd law of Kemill Penton enabled and executed forced human evolution science and practices for both human and powered humans, this led to both male and female's genitalia to completely vanish but gave the the ability to naturally reproduce once in their life time by shaking their hands.
2. The average male penis in the future is 10 inches, 8 being the smallest.
3. Female clitoris evolved to become as large as male penises and now both can penetrate each other. @robgarcia I knew it! I called this last year!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 1:37:37 GMT -5
I got an interesting question from @lanavitalla
"Will men in the future have bigger dicks?"
Hi. This is MIA and I will answer this as Guillotina conveniently buried this question.
1. Population control over a 600 years period, depopulation practices and evolution manipulation led men to actually have smaller dicks as they didn't need them to procreate as much anymore. Eventually natural births stopped and humanity depended on genetic banks and artificial birth.
The controversial 33rd law of Kemill Penton enabled and executed forced human evolution science and practices for both human and powered humans, this led to both male and female's genitalia to completely vanish but gave the the ability to naturally reproduce once in their life time by shaking their hands.
2. The average male penis in the future is 10 inches, 8 being the smallest.
3. Female clitoris evolved to become as large as male penises and now both can penetrate each other. @robgarcia I knew it! I called this last year!Gee MIA. You went overboard with your jokes, now you are enabling crazy people's beliefs. I need your goddamn manual to reprogram you.
I'm sorry @robgarcia (ahem) my companion is obviously toying @lanavitalla and you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 10:09:36 GMT -5
Just a reminder for my opponents tomorrow, don't forget to take the floaters!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 12:21:41 GMT -5
Question from @helixplayer1
"Before all that mess MIA talked about in her last ST, did science find a way for men to get pregnant?"
Hi Helix thanks for reaching out. Here are the answers, you know the dynamic, I will give you two false answers and one true one.
1. Science did find a way for naturally born men to get pregnant and the practice lasted 40 years.
2. You already have. Some transgender men (women who surgically transformed their bodies to look like men) didn't give up their female reproducing parts and can get pregnant.
3. I don't have any information about the subject.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 13:37:58 GMT -5
Question from @magaalexfuckbiden
"You are fake news, how do you expect us to believe in any of the crap you share here when you dress like a third rate Cosplay artist and talk like a 12 year old. And that Android, we all know there are camera effects that could make any woman look like a robot, you don't fool me, there is nothin' you can say to prove to me that you are from the future, you are a blasphemer and ..."
Now I realize why politics didn't exist in my timeline. It influences people into acting either like lunatics or idiots.
Here is some proof for you.
1. Your sister in law who is in bed next to you at that cheap motel right now, will ask you in 5 minutes, why did you cum so fast today.
2. You will vote for Biden.
3. You will not vote for Trump.
I hope your wife does not see this. So long!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2020 13:46:14 GMT -5
From @petersalawaski
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You got no dick or balls! LMAO!!!"
1. HAHAHAHAHA but your new girlfriend does! LMAO!!!
2. February has 35 days.
3. A day has 70 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2020 14:57:16 GMT -5
Question from @amandasmith21
"Do they have cure for cancer?
1. Yes we do! Nano doctors eliminate cancerous cells in minutes and it's very cheap too. So cheap that it is considered a routine operation.
2. No, we don't, but affected organs can easily be replaced with artificial organs, providing you can afford it.
3. Yes and No, there is no cancer in my timeline but it was not thanks to a cure. Eventually we realized that what we called cancer was just evolution taking place, our bodies were in the process of evolving and the millions of people who died just failed to evolve, that is because evolution normally would take millions of years.
But certain someone discovered a way to speed it up. Cancer stopped being an issue when everyone who went under the procedure experienced that it went away on its own. In our timeline our bodies can burn oxygen, carbon monoxide and helium to burn fuel.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2020 15:20:36 GMT -5
Question from @raiderssuckballs
"Is space travel possible? If so, do Jehovah’s Witnesses use it to spread their religion across the stars?"
1. You already space travel but your government keep it a secret. The elite is moving to one of Jupiter's moons as they believe this planet is ending. No Jehova's Witness can pay for that privilege.
2. Yes it is! In fact we can travel to Canis Major Dwarf, Draco Dwarf and Andromeda Galaxy is just a few months. There is no Jehova's Witness religion in my timeline though.
3. No, we can time travel which in theory is a more complicated science but oddly enough, we didn't have the smarts to figure out space traveling. A Jehova's Witness time traveled to the past though and tried to convince Emperor Constantine to adopt Jehova's Witness as their religion, he was killed and Constantine adopted Catholicism instead.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2020 15:28:53 GMT -5
Question from @iwouldeatavocadoeveryday
I gotta try avocado one day.
"If you are from the future why aren't you already rich? I mean if I was from the future I'd buy the next three lotto's winning numbers and set myself for life."
For this one, I will give you one straight answer. Because by doing so, I could dramatically change the course of history. I wanna learn from history on the flesh, not to alter it in a critical way.
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