Post by vastrix on Aug 21, 2020 20:24:20 GMT -5
Backstage, Ethan Mills paces back and forth while "The Iron Bear" Joe Ghaven sits down and prepares himself for his match with Bubby Love.
Mills: I'm still hopping mad that Zeze Taborda stole the win from you and bloody got away with it! You should have snapped his fucking spine! You should have bashed his fucking face in!
Joe just shrugs his massive shoulders.
Ghaven: That's just how it played out. I mean, he didn't really cheat. He just took advantage of the situation to get the win.
Ethan stops pacing for a moment to give Joe a crazed look.
Mills: If you would have listened to me throughout the match instead of doing your own thing, you would have won the match!
Joe sighs and reaches into his large sack that has everything a giant could ever want in it...like Santa Claus' bag. He pulls out a foot long pastrami sub and takes a bite of it.
Ghaven: You tried to cheat throughout the match. You tried distracting my opponents so that I would get an unfair advantage. I can win on my own.
Mills: It's like my hero always said. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat and don't get caught!
Joe just sighs as he eats his sandwich.
Ghaven: That's insane. Always cheat? I'm a mountain of a man and can defeat anyone and anything. I'm going to crush Bubby Love in the opening bout tonight. Bubby ran afoul of Alex's mechanical hand, but his luck isn't going to change tonight.
Mills: Right? I mean lift his ass straight up into the air by his throat and he'll be out in no time flat.
Ghaven: I won't play like that. Bubby Love deserves a straight up match.
Mills: So you say. I think you should win anyway that you can. Turn a power bomb into a submission hold.
Ghaven: How does one turn a power bomb into a submission hold?
Mills: Repeat the move until Bubby Love submits!
Ghaven: That...might not be so bad of an idea after all.
Mills: See? I know I can be of service if you only see things my way.
Ghaven: Alright. I'll try it your way against Bubby Love.
Mills: What kind of a name is Bubby Love anyway? It sounds like he's into incest with his sibling.
Joe just shrugs as he eats his sandwich.
Ghaven: I'm going to kick some butt.
Mills: I'm still hopping mad that Zeze Taborda stole the win from you and bloody got away with it! You should have snapped his fucking spine! You should have bashed his fucking face in!
Joe just shrugs his massive shoulders.
Ghaven: That's just how it played out. I mean, he didn't really cheat. He just took advantage of the situation to get the win.
Ethan stops pacing for a moment to give Joe a crazed look.
Mills: If you would have listened to me throughout the match instead of doing your own thing, you would have won the match!
Joe sighs and reaches into his large sack that has everything a giant could ever want in it...like Santa Claus' bag. He pulls out a foot long pastrami sub and takes a bite of it.
Ghaven: You tried to cheat throughout the match. You tried distracting my opponents so that I would get an unfair advantage. I can win on my own.
Mills: It's like my hero always said. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat and don't get caught!
Joe just sighs as he eats his sandwich.
Ghaven: That's insane. Always cheat? I'm a mountain of a man and can defeat anyone and anything. I'm going to crush Bubby Love in the opening bout tonight. Bubby ran afoul of Alex's mechanical hand, but his luck isn't going to change tonight.
Mills: Right? I mean lift his ass straight up into the air by his throat and he'll be out in no time flat.
Ghaven: I won't play like that. Bubby Love deserves a straight up match.
Mills: So you say. I think you should win anyway that you can. Turn a power bomb into a submission hold.
Ghaven: How does one turn a power bomb into a submission hold?
Mills: Repeat the move until Bubby Love submits!
Ghaven: That...might not be so bad of an idea after all.
Mills: See? I know I can be of service if you only see things my way.
Ghaven: Alright. I'll try it your way against Bubby Love.
Mills: What kind of a name is Bubby Love anyway? It sounds like he's into incest with his sibling.
Joe just shrugs as he eats his sandwich.
Ghaven: I'm going to kick some butt.
