Post by ViciousLothario on Sept 5, 2020 16:03:03 GMT -5
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Taborda is doing some push-ups on the floor before springing onto his feet and address the camera.
Zézé Taborda: Hello everyone! HERE IS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING, WOMAN LOVER, MACHO LATINO, MR. TECHINICALITY, YOUR LIVING LEGEND!! ZÉ...ZÉ!! TABORDA!!! THE MAIN-EVENT AND THE WRESTLER WHO SELL TICKETS AT NPW HOME OF THE REAL PRO WRESTLING!!! I've just enjoyed the main-event action of NPW's last event! And it's safe to say I'm at the Top of My Game! And I'm so at the top of my game, that this weak plebs at XHF want to make money using my words, they repeat what Taborda says and try to distort it instead of coming up with something new... Thank you for highlighting me fan boy!! I will highlight you "It's just a click of a button away"... I really dunnowhatdafukyouretalkingabout. But all of this only proves that Your Living Legend could very well be a fortune teller! As he guessed everything they had to say about him! And Taborda also foresees that at 16th September he will emerge victorious once again at NPW alongside the GOD DAMN WRESTLING MACHINE! TIMELESSS!
Zézé Taborda: Surely! Taborda is sexist! A MAN WHO DEVOTED HIS LIFE INTO BEING A GIGOLO TO FULFILL THE WOMAN NEEDS! Taborda repeats and in slow motion... HE LOVES WOMAN! AND WOMAN LOVE TABORDA! MR. DUNNOWHATDAFUKAREYOUTALKINGABOUT PROBABLY LIKES MAN! Or he's so Stupid as he his blind and can't see Differences between woman and man. Maybe he has never seen a woman naked? Never saw a wet woman... But if you want to see a woman fully wet just take a look at the females on the crowd when Your Living Legend and TIMELESS are beating your indian ass! AND IF this XHF minion can't see the difference between man and woman is pointless to expect him to see the difference between THE MAIN EVENT OF THE SHOW - Taborda & Timeless - and Mr. Dunnowhatdafukareyoutalkingabout and Lord Domino!
Zézé Taborda: He has to be blind! Not only because the difference is huge but also because Taborda never mistreated an animal. But let dumbs be dumbs. Ignorants will be ignorants! Like that little piece of domino with sense of greatness, Lord Domino! Oh Man! Lord Domino is an intriguing figure! One day he is EVIL! The other day he's a good guy, trying to do the right thing... Look at what people do to face their Living Legend! You could just try to find a better partner, Domino! Instead of a guy who speaks perfect english and says he's indian to have some supporters in "his" home country - wait Cherokee don't actually have a country - You see... Taborda has a statue, is the God of the atlantic, has his own wrestling school...The only way he can hurt Taborda is with his spicy curry farts!!! You should really thank us! Cause Taborda & Timeless just gave you a free-ride into the main-event... But what you don't realize is that You are the ones who have to beat Your Living Legend & Timeless! Not the other way around.
Taborda looks very relaxed today. So relaxed that is even weird.
Zézé Taborda: It's just another day of business for us. At the home of real pro wrestling! At NPW! Only the best at the wrestling craft strife. This isn't a comedy show... Or a robot show! Or a woman versus man show! That makes kids think it's all normal when a man beats a woman! This is your real test, facing the top guys of this industry.. And Your Living Legend is certain he was called into this matter cause XHF wants to silence him and tire him before End of Days, so they sent this minions... But they will be the first to fall. Lord Domino will fall like the little piece that he is and his sense of greatness will disappear, he's just a piece, a pawn, a XHF Minion and he will take dunnowhadafukyouretalkingabout with him. And the domino effect will start on September 16th!
We can see several dominoes on the floor and the XHF FANTASY words are written on the floor!
Zézé Taborda: I repeat... You have to thank us! For people actually want to watch this match which without Taborda & Timeless should be a short one before going on break. Against 2 Woman! BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE FIGHTING WOMAN AT NPW. NOT ON TABORDA'S WATCH! NO! NO! NO! YOU NEED TO PREPARE TO FACE REAL MEN! REAL WRESTLERS! GODS AMONG THE WRESTLING RING! AND YOU SAY YOU WILL MAKES US TAP OUT?!?! AH! AH! AH!
Taborda turns towards the XHF FANTASY dominoes laid on the floor and loses his relaxed mannerism.
Zézé Taborda: TABORDA WILL EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! XHF MINIONS, LACKEYS, ANIMAL ABUSER, WOMAN ABUSER, HUMAN RIGHTS EXPLORERS WHO KILL PEOPLE ON THEIR RINGS LIKE THAT STUPID ASS JAPANESE MASKED DUDE AT J-ROK WHO PUTS PEOPLE ON DEATHMATCHES AND EVEN KILLED A WRESTLER FOR IT'S OWN PROFIT HENCE WHY HE USES A MASK! TABORDA WOULD USE ONE TOO IF HE WAS A PSYCHO KILLER! INSTEAD OF THE BEAUTIFUL GIGOLO THAT HE IS! MARK MY WORDS! YOU WILL ALL FALL AND BE BROUGHT INTO JUSTICE! AND IT WILL START SEPTEMBER 16TH! WITH LORD DOMINO!! Just like this...
Taborda approaches the first domino of the X letter we can read Lord Domino written on it, right next to it it's dunnowhatdafukyouretalkingabout... He simply blows like one blows a candle... We can see the domino effect taking place! And minutes later every piece of XHF Fantasy are fallen on the floor.
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