Post by Timeless on Sept 14, 2020 3:07:48 GMT -5
[We see the locker room of Timeless and Roxylishus moments before Northern Pro Wrestling’s show is about to go on the air. Timeless is in his ring gear and is oiled up, zero point four per cent body fat gleaming with body, he does a pec pop and you wonder how you were able to think to call him fat. Maybe because you’re a one hundred and eighty pound weakling midget and think / see bigger and stronger as “fat?”.
Roxylishus looks almost as good as Timeless, she is sporting a new Northern Wrecking Crew t-shirt, and her bazooma’s are almost popping out of that tube. She is scrolling her phone.]
Roxylishus : Check this out, the imbecile Danni was talking about Zeze and referenced about him sleeping with various multiple women, and then concluded he was a homophobe.
Timeless : (yawns) Homophobe? I would think the term for that was more … I don’t know … HETROSEXUAL!
For god’s sakes, you enjoy the company of the opposite sex and you are automatically a homophobe these days?
Roxylishus : That’s just the beginning. He then went on to call YOU a racist! Check it, because …. You had a catch phrase that rhymed.
Timeless : (stares at her blankly and then into the screen for a moment.) So … let me get this straight. I am a wrestler and I have a catch phrase that rhymes, and because it rhymes and he is what, half African American, I am a RASCIST!
Roxylishus : That’s pretty much the gist of it from what I saw.
Timeless : Man, when you think you have seen it all.
Listen up Danni! Listen up LD! LISTEN UP XWF!
Wrestling used to be a great business. We saw the highest of the highs, and rode a wave of unprecedented main stream popularity. During this time, the main stars, they were larger than life! They said what they wanted and did as they pleased and they didn’t give a FUCK!
They weren’t worried about trying not to offend people, or what the minorities would say if they were offended. People who watched, they didn’t get offended. They loved every second of it, the wilder, the better.
Then, somewhere along the way, Society changed. Some people, not many mind you, but some, started to get offended by the actions of others, mainly this came in with the growing of the “internet” and little dweeps who sit at home behind the safety of their screens, could now have a voice and cry of how they were wronged once back when their books were tipped out of their arms in the corridors, that happened to you Danni, didn’t it? You were the boy who had his books tipped out of his arms and they flew all across the hallway and everyone laughed at you as you crawled picking them up humiliated with tears in your eyes screaming in your head one day you will be able to have your say, one day there will be a platform called the internet where no one can tip my books and I will be the loudest voice.
Some people then even began to give these voices credence and would start to censor what was ‘allowed’ and what wasn’t.
That my friends, is the day not only the Wrestling World. But the entire world, went to shit.
[Roxylishus starts giving Timeless a neck rub.]
Timeless : What if …..
“What if” it is these people who are the STUPID ones.
“What if” it is you LD who is a dinosaur and ANTIQUATED with your ramblings and obsession with a couple of fans discussing ‘kayfabe’ and ‘bookers’.
‘What if” …. This is THE NORM today! What if they are right and you are wrong?
“What if” you don’t have to be a victim to have a leg to stand on?
“What if” those few who get butt hurt because a friend of theirs was in there eyes disrespected and ran to his aide like a he couldn’t speak for or defend himself were now the ‘bullies?”
Have you seen Cobra Kai? Jonny clearly believes he was the victim all along.
Have you seen the remake of 21 Jump Street? A stud like Channing Tatum is the outcast and a dork like Jonah Hill is the popular one. What a laugh that is at Society’s expense.
The funny thing is, fools like you believe it!
There is only one problem. This isn’t the movies! This is wrestling! Real life! Where people like me, we don’t give a fuck about your bull shit!
Where if you talk shit, you GET HIT!
Where playing the victim doesn’t save you and where there are repercussions for people’s actions. The repercussions for you two’s crusade, that starts tonight when we tear you lame schumck’s limb from limb!
But it wont stop there. You think I’m ‘doubling down” on this? Bitch! IM ALL IN!
Roxylishus : Swish swish mutha fucka!
Roxylishus looks almost as good as Timeless, she is sporting a new Northern Wrecking Crew t-shirt, and her bazooma’s are almost popping out of that tube. She is scrolling her phone.]
Roxylishus : Check this out, the imbecile Danni was talking about Zeze and referenced about him sleeping with various multiple women, and then concluded he was a homophobe.
Timeless : (yawns) Homophobe? I would think the term for that was more … I don’t know … HETROSEXUAL!
For god’s sakes, you enjoy the company of the opposite sex and you are automatically a homophobe these days?
Roxylishus : That’s just the beginning. He then went on to call YOU a racist! Check it, because …. You had a catch phrase that rhymed.
Timeless : (stares at her blankly and then into the screen for a moment.) So … let me get this straight. I am a wrestler and I have a catch phrase that rhymes, and because it rhymes and he is what, half African American, I am a RASCIST!
Roxylishus : That’s pretty much the gist of it from what I saw.
Timeless : Man, when you think you have seen it all.
Listen up Danni! Listen up LD! LISTEN UP XWF!
Wrestling used to be a great business. We saw the highest of the highs, and rode a wave of unprecedented main stream popularity. During this time, the main stars, they were larger than life! They said what they wanted and did as they pleased and they didn’t give a FUCK!
They weren’t worried about trying not to offend people, or what the minorities would say if they were offended. People who watched, they didn’t get offended. They loved every second of it, the wilder, the better.
Then, somewhere along the way, Society changed. Some people, not many mind you, but some, started to get offended by the actions of others, mainly this came in with the growing of the “internet” and little dweeps who sit at home behind the safety of their screens, could now have a voice and cry of how they were wronged once back when their books were tipped out of their arms in the corridors, that happened to you Danni, didn’t it? You were the boy who had his books tipped out of his arms and they flew all across the hallway and everyone laughed at you as you crawled picking them up humiliated with tears in your eyes screaming in your head one day you will be able to have your say, one day there will be a platform called the internet where no one can tip my books and I will be the loudest voice.
Some people then even began to give these voices credence and would start to censor what was ‘allowed’ and what wasn’t.
That my friends, is the day not only the Wrestling World. But the entire world, went to shit.
[Roxylishus starts giving Timeless a neck rub.]
Timeless : What if …..
“What if” it is these people who are the STUPID ones.
“What if” it is you LD who is a dinosaur and ANTIQUATED with your ramblings and obsession with a couple of fans discussing ‘kayfabe’ and ‘bookers’.
‘What if” …. This is THE NORM today! What if they are right and you are wrong?
“What if” you don’t have to be a victim to have a leg to stand on?
“What if” those few who get butt hurt because a friend of theirs was in there eyes disrespected and ran to his aide like a he couldn’t speak for or defend himself were now the ‘bullies?”
Have you seen Cobra Kai? Jonny clearly believes he was the victim all along.
Have you seen the remake of 21 Jump Street? A stud like Channing Tatum is the outcast and a dork like Jonah Hill is the popular one. What a laugh that is at Society’s expense.
The funny thing is, fools like you believe it!
There is only one problem. This isn’t the movies! This is wrestling! Real life! Where people like me, we don’t give a fuck about your bull shit!
Where if you talk shit, you GET HIT!
Where playing the victim doesn’t save you and where there are repercussions for people’s actions. The repercussions for you two’s crusade, that starts tonight when we tear you lame schumck’s limb from limb!
But it wont stop there. You think I’m ‘doubling down” on this? Bitch! IM ALL IN!
Roxylishus : Swish swish mutha fucka!
