Battleground #32 : Toronto Throwdown (Show)

[SWAT Team]

Jeremy Tucker : Amazon Championship Title action up next. The main event is around the corner, but this could almost be considered a double main event night. The champion Rebecca Brookes means business. The holder, after beating our very own Lucky Linda La Fey, is full of confidence… she’s cocksure and taking on all comers.

Andrew Fulton : *chuckles*

Jeremy Tucker : Really? I’m guessing ‘cocksure’ set you off?

Andrew Fulton : No, it was ‘all cumers’. You’re meant to say ‘no pun intended’ or I’m gonna be giggling like this all night.

["angel" by Kali Uchis hits the PA system… As “angel” begins to plays, the lights shine a lighter shade of red as Rebecca Brookes steps out from behind the curtain with a large smile on her face and her arms stretched out wide. She slowly spins around to show her ring jacket before making her way down to ringside, she walks around the ring and climbing onto the ring apron, standing up and keeping that same smile on her face before entering through the middle ropes and climbing onto the turnbuckle as she awaits her opponent.]

Frank Salazar : The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, Introducing first, hailing from Anaheim, California. “The Californian Angel”, The “Pretty Guardian” …Welcome to the ring …The Amazon Champion …Rebecca BROOKES!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Rebecca Brookes “The Pride of Anaheim” is here and this crowd are on their feet…

Andrew Fulton : And my jaw is on the floor…

Jeremy Tucker : Just like your standards of respect…

Andrew Fulton : Hey, she’s an amazing wrestler, but I’m a red-blooded man, so sue me or shoot me… Good luck finding a gun in Canada or a lawyer to take that case… She’s gorgeous!

[The Olympic Theme plays and the SWATtron shows an American Flag waving before fading to the Olympic flag as the words “Olympia” are shown. Olympia walks towards the ramp way with her head bowed down low as red, white and blue pyros explode. She stands there and then lifts her head slowly before marching down the ramp way. She removes the American flag and folds it with respect before doing the same with the Olympic flag and gives it to the ring attendant. She enters the ring and bows to all corners with respect and honouring the ringsiders before taking off her jacket revealing a red, white and blue MMA combat halter with the Olympic symbol on the front, tight red, white and blue MMA fighting trunks with USA on the front and red, white and blue wrestling boots with red, white and blue tassels. She takes off her gold medals and gives them and her jacket to the ring attendant. She tests the ropes and stares down Brookes with intensity and purpose.]

Frank Salazar : Introducing now, hailing from Olympia, Washington. Coming in at 6’ tall and 135 pounds ... “The Golden Girl”, The “Golden Warrior” …Welcome to the ring … OLYMPIA!!!

Jeremy Tucker : The double Olympic Gold Medallist makes her entrance and look at the intensity…

Andrew Fulton : And look at the shape she’s in… hubba hubba…

Jeremy Tucker : Will you stop?! Ever since the Blaze Freya and "Lucky" Linda La Fey match you’ve lost your composure…

Andrew Fulton : Will you stop pretending you don’t feel the same way when you look at these beauties?

Jeremy Tucker : I’m a professional…

Andrew Fulton : You’re a cold-blooded little man and you have my pity…

Jeremy Tucker : I’m sorry you feel that way… We’ll agree to disagree…

Andrew Fulton : Hang on… I remember those stock phrases from that SWAT best practice webinar I had to sit through. Is that your PC brigade, wishy washy talk for ‘you’re wrong and I’ll kick your ass later’?

Jeremy Tucker : You bet your arse it is, but the crowd came here to see this spectacle between these hot talented ladies, not us… carrying on… so let’s get to it! …

Andrew Fulton : All right Jerry, “not ladies”? Simmer down you misogynist, let me take the reins… The Amazon Championship belt is carried around the ring by the referee… Olympia got this chance because of Linda’s open challenge previously, but it seems Rebecca had no problem honouring the title shot. Will she regret that flexibility? We’re about to find out…

The bell rings and the pair circle each other looking for a weakness… The pair lock up and Rebecca backs Olympia into a corner and the referee calls for the rope break… clean break and the pair circle again… The pair lock up and Olympia Mexican arm drags Brookes over… Brookes pops back up but she’s sent down again with another Mexican arm drag and into a quick step-over arm-bar! … But too close to the corner and Brookes grabs the ropes and the referee calls for the break almost instantly…

Jeremy Tucker : The pair circle each other again… Brookes shakes out the discomfort in her arm… The pair lock up and Brookes snaps Olympia into a side head lock… Olympia tries to twist free, but Brookes bears down and inflicts more pain… Olympia tries to walk Brookes to the ropes, but Brookes slams on the anchors and applies more pressure… Olympia tries to lift Brookes for the side suplex escape? …but Brookes rolls over her shoulder out of the attempt… Brookes with the rear waist lock and … Release German Suplex! And follows up with a quick cover…

… … … 1

… … … and a kick out from Olympia

Andrew Fulton : Brookes not messing around …before Olympia can get up Brookes snatches a leg and slaps on a kneebar! …Olympia is feeling it from the look on her lovely angelic face… sorry… Olympia tries to twist to reduce the effectiveness… Brookes has it locked in well… Olympia manages to get close enough to slap Brookes across the face! …This stuns Brookes and Olympia manages to twist free… If this turns into a catfight, I may need to go take a cold shower…

Jeremy Tucker : You really are a child Andrew… Let me take over …Brookes checks her lip for blood but doesn’t find any… Olympia walks off a slight limp and the pair engages again… They lock up and Rebecca backs Olympia into a corner and the referee calls for the break… clean break again and the pair circle again… The pair go to lock up but Olympia Japanese armdrags Brookes over… Brookes gets back up but is flipped down again with another Japanese arm drag and into a quick stepover armlock!!… Brookes not about to tap, but certainly not in a good place… Brookes’ attempts to reverse the hold don’t seem to be working… Brookes reaches for the ropes but can’t get there… Brookes powers up and drags Olympia into the turnbuckles! …Olympia crunches face first into the second turnbuckle … she abandons the hold and rolls away clutching her jaw…

Andrew Fulton : The pair are back to their feet… They lock up and Rebecca backs Olympia into a corner and the referee calls for the break… Olympia slaps Rebecca across the face, slips in behind Rebecca in the confusion around the referee and locks in a solid hammer lock on that targeted left arm… Rebecca starts to find a way out of the hold with a twist, but Olympia blocks it, keeps the arm cocked behind her and lifts? …Side suplex down onto that twisted arm!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Ouch! …but Rebecca rolls away, clutching her arm for only a moment, and gathers herself to come again… Olympia goes to grab Rebecca by the arm, but Rebecca fends her off and stuns her with a quick kick to Olympias left knee… Olympia winces, grabbing her knee in pain… Rebecca hits the ropes and takes Olympia down with brutal lariat!

Andrew Fulton : Brookes is up and hunting Olympia down with a new intensity as Olympia rolls away trying to create space to get up … Brookes lashes out with open hand strikes as Olympia gains her feet again… Brookes Irish whips Olympia into the ropes… Olympia met with a spinning wheel kick and sent down hard! …Olympia staggers back to her feet and met with a standing drop kick!

And Brookes follows up with a quick cover…

… … … 1

… … … 2

and a kick out from Olympia

Jeremy Tucker : Brookes drags Olympia back up and opens up with a vicious combo of strikes… Palm strike, Overhand Right Hook, Spinning Backfist and smashes Olympia down with a Short Arm Lariat!

… … … 1

… … … 2

and a kick out from Olympia

Andrew Fulton : Brookes goes to drag Olympia up… Olympia manages to get hold of Brookes’ left arm as she gets up… dives to her knees with Brookes’ arm out over her shoulder… that improvised arm breaker hyper extends Brookes’ elbow!!!…

Jeremy Tucker : Brookes is clutching her elbow for a moment, but Olympia is in no state to exploit the momentum shift and decides it’s time for a timeout… Olympias rolls to the outside and takes a walk… Olympia is out of breath and hurting after that last exchange…

Andrew Fulton : Brookes isn’t going to let her recover though… Brookes shakes off the pain in her elbow and steps through the ropes… Olympia has her back to Brookes as she recovers on the outside, but not seeing her in the ring begins to look for where Brookes has gone… Brookes runs along the apron edge and dropkicks Olympia in the back! …Olympia is propelled brutally forward and crashes knees first into the ring steps at speed!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Olympia surely can’t take much more punishment like this… Brookes follows up by stomping on Olympia’s left knee and takes a moment to give the crowd at ringside a big knowing smile… Brookes rolls Olympia back in the ring… Brookes rolls in and the crowd rise with the sense we’re headed for the end of this contest… Brookes drags Olympia up and whips her into the ropes… Brookes with a Super Kick!? … but, no, Olympia evades the foot and hits the opposite ropes… Olympia thunders back with a Flying roaring bicycle kick off the ropes!!!

Andrew Fulton : Brookes is stunned and downed by the blow… Olympia falls to her knees, too tired initially to capitalise… Brookes crawls to the nearest turnbuckles and gets back to her feet using the ropes… Olympia grabs Brookes by the wrist, drags her out of the corner and goes for the Olympic Slam?! …Brookes shakes free of the lift and lands behind Olympia! …Olympia turns to look for Brookes… Brookes hits the GUARDIAN DROP!!! (RKO style cutter)

Jeremy Tucker : Brookes has ended enough matches with this to call it a day here… But Brookes isn’t covering… Brookes gets up, points skyward, picks up Olympia’s legs and locks in the DARK MOON!!! (Inverted Figure Four Leglock) …Olympia grabs the ropes and forces a break. Olympia sets up with an Olympic Slam and starts with a single legged Walls of Jericho but transitions into a sharpshooter by wrapping her leg around opponents but transitions again into a standing anklelock while maintaining the sharpshooter/Walls of Jericho position. THE GOLDEN LOCK! Brookes taps!!! … This one is over!!!

Frank Salazar : And your winner by submission… And NEW Amazon Championship titleholder… OLYMPIA!!!

Andrew Fulton : Powerful supple young women breathlessly locked together at the end there… I really need a break before the main event to catch my own breath… It was sensational.

Jeremy Tucker : Indeed it was …Olympia set out her stall to target Brookes’ arm and Brookes was just outmatched here tonight in Canada,…

Andrew Fulton : Follow that one fellas. You guys in the main event sure ain’t as pretty and you’re going to need to be on form to top that performance we just witnessed … Stay tuned folks… We’ll be right back after this commercial break…

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(Olympia returns to the locker room and is welcomed by Rage and Fury as well as the competitors from the old SWAT Amazons scrub division. Despite the pain Olympia refuses any assistance and walks off the punishment she took from Rebecca Brookes.)

Rage: "Congratulations Olympia on winning your third championship."

Olympia: "This was well earned and after three years I'm finally the SWAT Amazons World Champion."

Troublesome Tina: "Damned right it was. That Rebecca Brookes was tough."

Olympia: "Yeah I give her a lot of credit for that."

Glamourous Glenda: "Who's the first defense of your newly won championship."

Olympia: "I want Blaze Freya since I want my rematch with her. Yet I have a feeling someone else is going to be stepping up from some other promotion before Blaze knowing this open challenge is unpredictable. Still that won't stop me from defending this newly won championship against anyone. I'll honor all championship defenses until I lose this championship before going back to my home of J-ROK just like Rebecca must do after losing the SWAT Amazon Women's Championship."

(Glamourous Glenda looks a bit nervous.)

Olympia: "What's wrong Glenda."

Glamourous Glenda: "Word has it you may be seeing Blaze Freya a whole lot more."

Olympia: "Really."

Glamourous Glenda: "She was last seen allegedly negotiating with J-ROK."

Olympia: "Okay I get the joke and now the punchline."

Glamourous Glenda: "It's the truth."

Olympia: "Well if it's true I'm more than happy to face her in any J-ROK ring at anytime. In fact, I hope thy sign me and Blaze for the next show and we can continue in J-ROK afterwards. I was taught never to back down and I'm sticking to my word as champion. Right now everyone's going to savor in this moment since it wasn't just for me. It was for all of you in the old SWAT Amazons scrub division."

(They nod and applaud in agreement as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[SWAT Team]

[Rip it Up by 28 Days hits as we switch back to the ring, there is a couch and a coffee table and the set of Suites Suite is in the ring. Mad Dog Paul Soutter makes his way down to the ring, high fiving the fans, no selling social distancing.]

[On the SWAT tron we see doctored footage of Tom Cruise jumping up and down on the couch imposed in the ring. Then more doctored footage showing Rick James/ Dave Shappelle on his back stamping his feet on the couch. FUCK_ YO_ COUCH. Now a shot of Heidi giving Suit a lap dance on the couch on the SWAT tron.]

Soutter : Welcome to SUITS SUITE!!!

Wow! Things are really heating up around here. Helloween in the Cell! The Helloween Cup is taking on a new format. Teams of three entering in lots of three. El Combatiente, Radu Matie and The Founder! Me! Teaming up against them turkeys left calling themselves the KGB! Who would have ever thought that? Radu and The Big Bad Bustling Bandit teaming up! And with EC on the team, there is no stopping us! We were hoping to get our hands on the Society in this Cell also, but I have received word, that Rally will be defending the World Title at the show against Valentine. So, they are out, but what a match that promises to be!

Which leaves just us … the GOOD GUYS. Against the Bandits. And, I am happy to inform you all, whoever gets the pinfall in the Cell, gets a WORLD TITLE MATCH on the following Battleground against the winner of Rally and Jonnie!!!

[Linger, Cranberries hits and Lucky Linda makes her way down the ramp way, high fiving the fans. She smiles at Suit and plonks down jovially on the loungue with him.]

Linda : “Hi there!” Linda waves to Paul and folds her feet on his legs. “I think you missed an update from the booking committee. Seems its not just you Good Guys and the Bandits. See. I have got myself a team also!

Soutter : Damn Straight?

Linda : Damn Straight!

Soutter : So, who is on this team of yours?

Linda : “How did I know you would ask that?” Linda smiles. “I have been on the phone and making some calls.” She does the finger and thumb spread to the ear universal signal for making calls. “And I have gotten me one of the hottest talents in the XHF to come to the Helloween Party! Mr Keith Williams!!!

[The Canadians go wild with this bombshell announcement.]

Soutter : Holy Shit! Look at you go.

Linda : Annnnnd …. For our partner … THE INDUSTRIAL MAN!!!

[The arena explodes, this is gonna be_good!]

Soutter : Jesus! You don’t muck around! So, its you three, against us three against the Bandits! This is gonna be WILD!

[The UFC Remix hits and Tong and Phantom Fairtex appear on the SWAT Tron.]

Tong : You know. You guys aren’t the only one’s with a beef with the KGB! My brother and I here, we got some unfinished business with them jackals also! As much as we want a tag title match, we got to know it’s coming, sooner or later. So the games with Armand are over!

We want our hands on the Bandits, and WE are entering HELLOWEEN IN THE CELL!

[The SWAT Tron slides into two halves. Goth and Vampira in the forest on the other side of the tron.]

Psychotic Goth : I TOO AM ENTERING INTO HELLOWEEN IN THE CELL! And I will be your third member! Get on my page and we will flourish and prosper Tong and Phantam. Continue to go your own way and mess with my agenda and you will feel my wrath as these other teams in the Cell will!

[The crowd explode once more, and Soutter and Linda’s jaws drop and they stare at each other and then at Team Fairtex who are more than pleased with themselves on the Tron as we fade.]

[mosler]

{{The arena plunges into darkness...}}

{{Before fans can pull their lighters out, footage starts to play over the tron.}}

{{The screen is mostly black, but a few white pixels start to emerge.}}

{{Five turn, then seven.  All appearing in different parts of the screen.  Blinking in and out like code.  Fifteen emerge in the upper left.  A few of the pixels appear together forming a larger image, fragmented but almost looking like a factory line.  Before the mind can make sense of it, the pixels turn back - flipping at a pace so rapid it is like Vannah White on crack.}}

{{More images.  It almost looks like women on an assembly line manufacturing weapons.}}

{{Just as the images becoming clearer, they start to become smaller.  More pixels opening up, but in fragmented patterns that almost make a silhouette.}}

{{They do form curves.}}

{{As the pixels become smaller, a larger shape emerges.  The outline of a beautiful woman.  Her shape flashes in and out before being replaced by text.}}

OCTOBER 31st,  2020

YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR

THE

INDUSTRIAL

WOMAN

{{The screen shifts to a blinding white light, where the image of a cyborg appears.  The design is similar to everyone's favourite super rich robot, yet decidedly different in one very important way.}}

[SWAT Team]

[The KGB entrance video plays on the SWAT Tron and then out comes Frostbite and Armand von Krauss. They are wearing the SWAT Tag Team Titles with pride and are accompanied by James Fierce and Bruno. They all stand at the ramp way and then are joined by Eddie D. Eddie is sporting a KGB t-shirt and he high fives all the members of the Bandits. They all then head to the ring, patting each other on the back and thrilled with the new addition of Eddie to the Bandits.]

Frank Salazar The Following contest is a six man tag match scheduled for ONE fall. Introducing first, representing the KGB … He is the SWAT Renegade Champion …. EDDIE D!!!!! and his team mates are the SWAT World Tag Team Champions …. Frostbite and Armand von Krauss …. They are the KGB!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : So, its official. Eddie D is in the KGB!

Andrew Fulton : I knew it Jerry.

Jeremy Tucker : Everyone knew it Fulton.

Andrew Fulton : Look at all that gold in the Bandits! We are on top of the mountain again.

Jeremy Tucker : We?

Andrew Fulton : Yes! We! I am a long time associate of these guys and I couldn’t be happier with the addition of Eddie to the fold.

[Fierce slams his fist on the desk in front of Tucker and then high fives Fulton, Tucker looks frightened and then rolls his eyes at Fulton in his glory.]

["Top That" From The Teen Witch Soundtrack hits and Jonnie Valentine and Tuxedo mask come out. They are looking around for Rally, but he isn’t there. Jonnie is dressed in a red tasseled jacket with "The Official" written in cursive lettering on the back. Red trunks and white boots with "JV" embroidered on them. Tux is in a Tuxedo. They jog down to the ring, slapping fans hands, doing a full lap around the front row. Jonnie finds a geeky teen singing his theme song, and he sings along with them. He pulls on the top rope to vault inside the ring and does the double guns to the crowd. Tux stops to flirt with a young lady in the front row.]

Frank Salazar : Introducing now, hailing from Palm Springs, California. Coming in at 5’10 and 234 pounds .... THE OFFICIAL .... JONNIE VALENTINE!!!! And his tag team partner … TUXEDO MASK!!!!

Jeremy Tucker : Where is Rally?

Andrew Fulton : Probably at the buffet still. Or, maybe at a massage parlour … or ….

Jeremy Tucker : Ok. We get it, he could be anywhere, your right.

Andrew Fulton : Maybe he got the call for X Men and has ditched us already?

Jeremy Tucker : I doubt it.

Andrew Fulton : Maybe he knows the Bandits are too much for the Society and has jumped off that ship?

Jeremy Tucker : We will find out soon enough, he is scheduled to face Valentine next show at Helloween we just heard on the Suite, so maybe he has got his panties in a bunch over that.

Andrew Fulton : Them are some BIG panties!

Jeremy Tucker : Referee Vick Mackey calls for the bell, and we have Valentine and Frostbite set to start it off. They circle each other, and Frostbite pulls away, as Eddie D calls for the tag. HE wants Valentine and wants to prove himself to his new stable mates.

Andrew Fulton : I love this! Go Eddie! Jonnie signals to Frosty to make the tag then, but instead, he slaps Valentine across the mouth, Jonnie rages and runs at him and Frostbite then backs off and makes the tag to Eddie!

Jeremy Tucker : Valentine shoves Frostbite as he leaves the ring and Armand reaches over and clobbers Valentine with a forearm. Valentine European uppercuts him and sends Armand to the floor and WHAM! Eddie with a huge Spinebuster on Jonnie.

Andrew Fulton : Eddie then drops a knee to Jonnie and starts choking him with his boot.

Jeremy Tucker : Mackey making a count for Eddie to break the choke, but Eddie is pretending he can’t hear him. Jonnie then rolls out of the choke with the ankle of Eddie and locks on an ankle lock.

Andrew Fulton : No! Eddie is in pain and howling. Frostbite runs into the ring to break it up but is headed off by Tux who cuts him off and the two of them start exchanging blows, Armand then comes into the ring and grabs Jonnie and gut wrench suplexes him. Mackey is trying to break up Frostbite and Tux and Armand and Eddie then double stomp Jonnie. This is great!

Jeremy Tucker : This is anything BUT great. The Bandits have the number game and are using it to their advantage early in this one.

Andrew Fulton : They are a well oiled machine, Eddie is a perfect fit for these guys.

Jeremy Tucker : As in he is a goon just like the rest of them, yes, he is a perfect fit. Eddie and Armand with a hand each around the throat of Valentine and they deliver a devastating double choke slam to him.

Andrew Fulton : This is a massacre! Cover him Eddie!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie is doing just that. Mackey with the count.

One ……………………..

Two …………………

Kick out by Valentine! Yes!

Andrew Fulton : Eddie looks angrily at the ref, but then tags in Frostbite who is back on the apron after his brawl with Tux.

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite with a Back Cracker on Jonnie. Then a nice shoulder breaker.

Andrew Fulton : This is becoming a squash!

Jeremy Tucker : Frostbite goes for a neck breaker but Jonnie rolls thru and reverses it and plants Frostbite with a neckbreaker of his own.

Andrew Fulton : Jonnie then makes the tag and Tuxedo Mask flies into the ring. Acid Drop bulldog to Frostbite from Tux!

Jeremy Tucker : Eddie goes to run into the ring but Tux catches him and runs up the ropes and plants Eddie with a Tornado DDT!

Andrew Fulton : Armand now in the ring again and he almost takes Tux’s head off with a brutal clothesline!

Jeremy Tucker : The numbers are just too much! Jonnie is back in the ring! Yes! Dropkick to Armand sends him sailing over the top rope. Dropkick from Jonnie to Frostbite sends him also over the top rope. Fierce and Bruno helping the tag champs up on the outside, and Eddie eats A DOUBLE SOCIETY DROPKICK from Jonnie AND Tux and he sails over the top rope and falls ontop of the whole KGB! This is brilliant!

Andrew Fulton : He just pancaked his whole team! Damn that Society!

Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie is taunting them from the outside, feeling it and Tux runs off the ropes and leaps OVER Jonnie and pushes off his shoulders and planches the entire KGB on the outside!

[Crowd starts up a Tux chant.]

Andrew Fulton : Jonnie is in the ring and he motions the crowd he too is going to do what Tux did and they are on the edge of their seats …..

[The camera pans around to the audience where "The Golden God" Rally Jackson is seen passing out refreshments.]

Andrew Fulton : There he is. There's Jackson. Mystery solved.

Jeremy Tucker : What is he doing? He's supposed to be competing.... right now!!

Andrew Fulton : Just look at him. He's clearly hungry. He found a way to eliminate the middle man. Genius!!

Rally Jackson : Popcorn! Get your popcorn!!

[Rally climbs over the guardrail and into the ringside area. Jonnie Valentine turns to him and shrugs as if to ask what he is doing.]

Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie does not look amused.

Andrew Fulton : Typical one percenter. Doesn't understand that the common man sometimes has to take second jobs to make ends meet.

Rally Jackson : Hey Official!! No, not you referee. I'm talking to you Jonnie!! Hey Official Jonnie Valentine, did you want any popcorn? It's delicious. ::starts eating some::

[Jonnie Valentine turns to Tuxedo Mask and mouths "I told you we never should have brought this guy back." With Jonnie's back turned, Rally blindsides him with a tub of popcorn to the back of the head.]

Jeremy Tucker : What is Rally doing? Nevermind the blindside, a tub of popcorn isn't exactly the most lethal foreign object.

Andrew Fulton : You never know. Maybe it was kettle cooked.

[Jonnie, unflinched, wipes the debris of popcorn off his back and shoulders as Rally grabs a mic.]

Jeremy Tucker : Rally's first time in the ring since the actual match he's scheduled to compete in has begun.

Rally Jackson : You know, we really could have used your help last month. Two of your teammates had a kind of important title match, but you were nowhere to be seen. Nearly the entire locker room cleared out, all hell broke loose. Almost everyone on the entire roster came out there, that's everyone.... except.... for you.

<"Ooooh" rings out from the audience.>

Rally Jackson : I get it. Syberus had to go to the hospital. He injured his leg. But the other one was working just fine, wasn't it?

<The audience gives an "I hate to admit it but he's right" oooooh.>

Rally Jackson : I mean we all know that wheelchairs, crutches, and EMT's haven't been invented yet, right? No you, you and only you needed to be the one to take him.

And you know what? I'm seeing a pattern. We're called the Society of the New Breed, but it's really just the Society of the Two of You and then Everyone Else. It's you two watching softcore porn with gothic chicks together. It's the overnight's to Palm Spring I never get invited to...

Jonnie Valentine : Let me cut you off there. We stopped inviting you because we got tired of dropping you off at the brothel and then capping the night by paying your tab at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

Rally Jackson : If you didn't want to pay my tab then you should have said no the fourth time I asked you!! It's like you think two's company, three is a crowd. But you know what? As the late great John Ritter would say, THREE'S COMPANY.

[Tuxedo Mask shoots Rally a glare.]

Rally Jackson : Y'know? I didn't come out here to argue. I came out here to check in on how you were doing. And it seems like you're doing fine without me probably because these three opponents suck. But I also came here to throw down the gauntlet and challenge you to a title match at Hardkore Helloween!!

Andrew Fulton : Admirable Rally, considering the board already voted and declared Jonnie Valentine the number one contender. But you do you.

Rally Jackson : You think you could beat the champ? Well I've got news for you, these are some mighty big pants to fill.

[Rally pulls a millkshake out of his bag of concessions and throws it in Valentine's face then rolls out of the ring and up the ramp before any repercussions.]

Andrew Fulton : His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they really do. He has great breasts.

Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie is fuming! He is going bright red! He is Hulking UP!!!

Andrew Fulton : There is steam coming from his red head! Armand rolls into the ring and rolls him up!

Jeremy Tucker : Jonnie’s Kryptonite! The Roll UP!

One ……………………..

Two ………………………..

Armand puts both feet on the middle rope. THREEEE!!!!

Andrew Fulton : Yes! KGB WINS! Armand pinned Jonnie! What a notch on his belt that is!

Jeremy Tucker : Because of RALLY! That ingrate just GLEE’D Jonnie with a milkshake in the middle of the ring!

Andrew Fulton : Hey! He is the one who left Rally and Tux to the wolves last show to hold Syberus’ hand at the hospital.

Jeremy Tucker : The man was severely injured and may never work again!

Andrew Fulton : You think Rally might join the Bandits next? How cool would that be?

Jeremy Tucker : Shut up! What I want to know is what’s this mean for their upcoming title match at Helloween with Jonnie and Rally? Tune in folks, live on PPV next show right here on the XHF Network!

[Show closes out with The KGB on the outside patting each other on the back delighted with their victory, Jonnie sitting in the ring glaring up the ramp way at where Rally has taken off to.]