Post by Timeless on Oct 24, 2020 19:25:41 GMT -5
[We see a batting cage. There is a little kid in there swinging at the ball and missing it, his parents clapping and cheering on every miss in the front of the bleachers behind him. A few rows back are Timeless and Roxylishus. Timeless is dressed casually in a Northern Pro t-shirt and his muscles look like they are painted onto it as the shirt clings to him. Roxy beside him is in a small boob tube, and her ‘assets’ look like they are going to burst right out of the top.]
Timeless : This is what its all about today folks. Coddling parents embracing their goober kids total lack of ability and telling them hey can ‘do it’ if they just keep trying. In a world where it’s all about ‘participation’ and if you cry you are offended loud enough, then society must protect you.
[The kid swings and misses again.]
Roxylishus : He could be a young Niko. Can’t hit for shit!
[The parents, clapping the son’s failed attempt overhear and turn around outraged, the father’s eyes buldging at the huge cleavage and norks of Roxylishus, the wife noticing and then turning her anger on HIM. Roxylishus laughs and blows them a kiss.]
Timeless : I used to love this place. The field, the grass, the dirt. I could smash that ball over the fence for hours. Idiots like them two would cry their kid couldn’t get a turn and try and get me off their teams, that is until it came to the finals and they then wanted to win and needed me.
Roxylishus : That will be Leon at the Lottery.
Timeless : Leon, he can take a note from this kids book. All he needs to do is ‘participate.’ Stand on the outside, hold the tag rope, and watch me do my thing. Which is beat the ever-loving tar out of Steel and Niko.
Roxylishus : Steel seems pretty big.
Timeless : He does. A mountain of a man, and dumb as a box of rocks. He knows his place though and his limitations. Seems he is meant to be some insurance policy for Dane I take it. At least, that’s the impression I get from him saying he aint gonna let any other outcome than Dane winning be possible. If I were he I would pretend I didn’t care if I won either, because, let’s face it, he’s not going to. As for helping Dane win, keep dreaming pal, he needs all the help he can get, granted, but an army of Steel’s couldn’t stand in the way of Sir Winsalot taking home the gold at the lottery.
Roxylishus : Maybe he could be ‘our’ insurance policy, I am sure I could ‘persuade’ him over. (she coo’s)
Timeless : Maybe.
[The kids swings and misses ‘again’.]
Roxylishus : He swings lie a girl.
Timeless : Careful. Girls can do anything boys can, remember. We have just gotten past all that, let’s not revisit it.
Roxylishus : They can’t really though, can they.
[She loves to stir that pot, the louder a handful of idiots scream the girls can and that we cant believe they can’t because their opinion must be right and ours must be wrong, the louder we will say FUCK YOU!]
[Troy the smark walks up the steps and joins them in the bleachers.]
Troy : End of Days is only hours away. The Purple Emperors set to take the tag gold from the transitional champs DooDoo a GooGoo.
Timeless : Speaking of stupid women holding stupid belts.
Roxylishus : Don’t talk about Caffrey that way. He can’t help it if the closest thing he will ever have to a throbbing purple member is his team’s name.
Timeless : DooDoo. Purple Wankers. Sky Force (he scoffs). What a said and sorry state that Tag Division is in. ZeZe and I are going to take them belts and the Northern Wrecking Crew will bring Tag Team Wrestling back to the glorious heights of yesteryear.
But first things first, The Lethal Lottery and the Double Crown.
I am Sir Winsalot!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean.
I’m The Ultimate male supreme!
Every breathing women’s wet dream!
A god damn wrestling machine!
[Unfadeable]
Timeless : This is what its all about today folks. Coddling parents embracing their goober kids total lack of ability and telling them hey can ‘do it’ if they just keep trying. In a world where it’s all about ‘participation’ and if you cry you are offended loud enough, then society must protect you.
[The kid swings and misses again.]
Roxylishus : He could be a young Niko. Can’t hit for shit!
[The parents, clapping the son’s failed attempt overhear and turn around outraged, the father’s eyes buldging at the huge cleavage and norks of Roxylishus, the wife noticing and then turning her anger on HIM. Roxylishus laughs and blows them a kiss.]
Timeless : I used to love this place. The field, the grass, the dirt. I could smash that ball over the fence for hours. Idiots like them two would cry their kid couldn’t get a turn and try and get me off their teams, that is until it came to the finals and they then wanted to win and needed me.
Roxylishus : That will be Leon at the Lottery.
Timeless : Leon, he can take a note from this kids book. All he needs to do is ‘participate.’ Stand on the outside, hold the tag rope, and watch me do my thing. Which is beat the ever-loving tar out of Steel and Niko.
Roxylishus : Steel seems pretty big.
Timeless : He does. A mountain of a man, and dumb as a box of rocks. He knows his place though and his limitations. Seems he is meant to be some insurance policy for Dane I take it. At least, that’s the impression I get from him saying he aint gonna let any other outcome than Dane winning be possible. If I were he I would pretend I didn’t care if I won either, because, let’s face it, he’s not going to. As for helping Dane win, keep dreaming pal, he needs all the help he can get, granted, but an army of Steel’s couldn’t stand in the way of Sir Winsalot taking home the gold at the lottery.
Roxylishus : Maybe he could be ‘our’ insurance policy, I am sure I could ‘persuade’ him over. (she coo’s)
Timeless : Maybe.
[The kids swings and misses ‘again’.]
Roxylishus : He swings lie a girl.
Timeless : Careful. Girls can do anything boys can, remember. We have just gotten past all that, let’s not revisit it.
Roxylishus : They can’t really though, can they.
[She loves to stir that pot, the louder a handful of idiots scream the girls can and that we cant believe they can’t because their opinion must be right and ours must be wrong, the louder we will say FUCK YOU!]
[Troy the smark walks up the steps and joins them in the bleachers.]
Troy : End of Days is only hours away. The Purple Emperors set to take the tag gold from the transitional champs DooDoo a GooGoo.
Timeless : Speaking of stupid women holding stupid belts.
Roxylishus : Don’t talk about Caffrey that way. He can’t help it if the closest thing he will ever have to a throbbing purple member is his team’s name.
Timeless : DooDoo. Purple Wankers. Sky Force (he scoffs). What a said and sorry state that Tag Division is in. ZeZe and I are going to take them belts and the Northern Wrecking Crew will bring Tag Team Wrestling back to the glorious heights of yesteryear.
But first things first, The Lethal Lottery and the Double Crown.
I am Sir Winsalot!
I’ll rupture your spleen and knock you out clean.
I’m The Ultimate male supreme!
Every breathing women’s wet dream!
A god damn wrestling machine!
[Unfadeable]
