Best Bout Machine | Northern Pro Lethal Lottery | #2

[Mav.]

I gave you fair enough warnings, you didn’t heed them, more so you mocked them.

I’m not going to lie, I didn’t take too kindly to the way you’ve reacted to it at all but what else am I to expect from someone with half a brain and a speech impediment, eh? Sometimes it’s hard to not take you all as a joke here in Northern Pro but I know there’s very few who are somewhat serious. It’s a small margin but it’s enough to classify themselves as an actual wrestling company and not a comedy club. Even with all of that, I’m perfectly fine with those facts.

I’m fine with it, because right now I am having the time of my fucking life, I just wrestled twice for Destiny Wrestling and I beat a legend of the sport like Adrien Cochrane, even had the Match of The Night with Adrien and absolutely devoured my way through the just crowned Shooting Star Champion to capture the belt. I made my way over to Ascension Wrestling Federation and dropped it’s face of the company and it’s former champion through a fucking car window.

Now you tell me, and please I would fucking love an answer from anyone right now, who is making moves like I have? Is someone like Dylan Black doing things like this? Is Bloodied Fox doing things like this? Is Big Match Chris Card doing things like this? Fuck, what’s the King doing right now, huh? All the faces of the network, all of them doing fuck all, all of them sitting back on their lazy arses doing nothing but watching me do the things they’d wish they’re doing. I’m doing the things they made me who I fucking am, I’m doing the things that made me the man they all know about today.

But you’d all support others over me, wouldn’t you? 

That’s fine, I couldn’t care fucking less. See, everyone knows that I’m going to win this match. I’ll be in the final two because everyone knows I’m that fucking good I can outlast anyone and everyone. Danuwaanahilli, Scott Steel, Jesse Jamester. Easy shit. Nicholas Windsor, Primal, Solomon Graham. Pathetic shit. Adrian King, Joe Ghaven, Bryan Chase. Fucking whomst? Be real here with me, dickheads, whether you like me or you hate me, you know fucking well how good I am and how easy this is for me. I can make it to the final two with ease.

For people like Scott Steel, I have a feeling he’ll make it to the final two with me because well… he can flip a fucking bus and destroy an entire Starbucks. Subject Forty-Two would ragh in shock. I find it impressive that you have such an amount of strength in you considering you’ve the mental capabilities of an ape. Sure it’s impressive but Scott, you belong in the freak show, with the rest of the gypsy knackers that they all have locked up in cages.

I mean, I’ve toppled freaks like you so again, I’m not one bit afraid of someone like you, not one fucking bit. I’m not going to tremble in fear knowing that Scott Steel can truly break my back and make me humble, or worse, he could crack my neck and leave me fucked… for the fifth or sixth time this year, I’ve truly lost count at this point.

But in reality, for as much shit as I give Scott, I have to truly say that he is unique.

Unique in the way that he stands out above the rest and that’s me being generous with my words because the rest of the fucking asshats here in NPW are as bland as bread. Plain white bread. Yeah, people like to have it but it gets boring after a while and they want to have some flavour added onto it. Take Lord Dominicus for example, the only champion in NPW right now, he can be compared to a slice of bread because all he tries to be is an evil villain of sorts but… isn’t that everyone these days? Everyone wants to be the bad guy, the villain, because I used to be that kind of person and guess what, it got me fucking nowhere. 

Do you see what I’m doing? I’m procrastinating from the actual competitions I’ll have to meet in the ring and it’s as simple as saying that they’re just not worth wasting my time over, I can talk here for as long as I want about others and not even mention them once, but you know they’re going to be watching with a frown on their face because I didn’t take them seriously.

If you are listening to me right now and you do have that frown on your face because I didn’t take you seriously, grow a pair of fucking balls you whining child, if you had some sort of interesting thing to you, I wouldn’t have to sweep past you like you don’t matter. I know it’ll be a little bit different when it comes to Crown of a Champion II. The atmosphere would change and I’d have some actual fucking competiton.

Brad Swann, Alex Turner, Dylan Black, Eric Dane… Oh the list goes on and on and I, for one, cannot wait for actual competition to roll in so I’m not compared to the likes of these dickheads.

This second chance proves one thing to me, it proves how fucking amazing I am, it proves how fucking worth it I am, it proves I didn’t fucking belong here in the first place, shit, we all know what happened anyway. I’m not going to be cheated out of anything, I’m not going to be bullshitted out of another opportunity that was mine from the beginning. If you do, I’ll break your fucking limbs and make sure you never walk again.

I’m the pound for pound best bout machine and soon you’ll call me the North American Double Crown Champion.

Whether you like it or not.