Post by Timeless on Dec 5, 2020 16:34:10 GMT -5
[Open to a penthouse apartment, Timeless with his feet up in a nice deck chair on the balcony, admiring the view, Roxylishus standing in front of a mirror in a revealing lingerie gown. There is a knock on the door and she runs and answers it, Timeless moving into the room from the outside as she does.
At the door is a delivery man, he ogles Roxyllishus as she answers the door, then spots Timeless moving towards them and quickly recomposes himself. He is holding a Corgi and he passes it to Roxylishus who coo’s and holds it close to her chest, the little fluff ball nestling in them Melon Mountains, lucky bastard dog thinks the delivery boy to himself.]
Delivery man : Special delivery for a Mr Timeless.
Roxylishus : Ohhhh. He is sooooo cute. What should we call him?
Timeless : What the hell is all this?
Delivery man : From a Lord Domi ……….
Timeless : (cutting him off)Send it back.
Roxylishus : But ……
Timeless : I don’t give a fuck. Send it back. We don’t want no stinking rat dog. When we have a dog, we have a proper dog. A Boxer! A German shepherd, a Great Dane! Not no puny corgi. Typical. Send it back.
[Roxy puts on her sad face and hands the puppy back to the driver, almost having a wardrobe malfunction in the process as he reaches back for her. Timeless brushes past her and coldly slams the door in his ogling face.]
Roxylishus : Ohhhh, that was real mean.
Timeless : I’ll make it up to you, after I win the gold we will get a bonus $250K! I’ll take you anywhere you want. Anytime you want!
[Roxylishus smiles seductively at Timeless and claps with joy and then runs off to look thru her phone for somewhere to go as Timeless turns and stares into the camera.]
Timeless : Little D! Fuck you and Fuck your stupid dogs. You’re lucky I didn’t punt him off the balcony. Fuck Santa too. He see’s right thru you same as I, you cant ‘try’ to be evil. You cant ‘try’ to be cool. You can only be who you are. The harder you ‘try’ the more try hard you become. Accept who you are, a little man in a big man’s world and be content with your little man’s belt.
As for still prattling on about this antiquated crap and you fighting for equality. Take it to the Olympic committee jack off! Are they dumb enough to have women race against men? Of course not.
Take it to the NBA! How dare them sexist pigs have a separate league for women and not let them on the real teams.
Take it to the EPL! Why not ONE woman is on a team in the whole league. All they do is kick a ball, surely a woman can make it.
Meantime, fuck you and fuck Intergender wrestling. Just because you and a few flogs believe everything their momma told them about some fantasy, doesn’t make it right!
Dane!
You truly believe all that crap you just dribbled. I know you do.
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Timeless : You had your chance with the gold. You know what happened? You DROPPED THE BALL!
You just vanished, got distracted by something else somewhere else. Coincidentally just as Sir Winsalot signed with the company. Hmmmm.
Then what happened?
I’ll tell you. Then I drew the gates! I turned this fed on its head and I brought the ratings! I brought the heat!
I made your lady. (NPW)_ Mine. And boy. She had never been more satisfied.
You see Nemo. I don’t just ’have sex’. I was BORN to have it. I do it like no other.
Back to Dane though.
You saw from whereever you were moonlighting with our belt the hoopla and the buzz around here. Your lady had a new man! You watched on as she lost 40 pounds around the waist and got a nice new set of cans and looked INCREDIBLE! You started to miss her. You thought, she was mine. Sure she didn’t looks like ‘this’ when she was mine, but damnit, she was mine. You saw every name in town creeping into her DMs and you realised you had made a terrible mistake.
Déjà vu for you I bet that feeling was.
So, NPW were left with a quandary, all the talent in the world and all eyes on US! But …. No belt. No champion. What to do? Leave it with me I said. I know that hump. I know how to get him and more importantly, the BELT back here.
Low and behold, a few name drops and just like clockwork you crawl back here, tail tucked between your legs, fuck no, you can’t go that route, you waltz in like you own the place again.
[Timeless scoffs at this absurdity.]
What a piece of work.
You knew! You knew the day I signed on here you were finished, that you were outmatched in EVERY WAY!
I’m bigger than you!
I’m stronger than you!
I’m smarter than you!
I’m quicker than you!
I’m more handsome than you!
[Pec_pop.]
I’m not just better than you are NOW! I’m better in every way than you ever were!
(mocking voice) …. Eeeeeeeever.
I screwed you over at End of Days, because, I could.
Because I wanted to. Because I wanted you to fail.
Because I am GOING TO DESTROY YOU! I don’t care how many goombah’s you wanna pay off to watch your back. I already just knocked Steel the fuck out and will anyone who stands in my way. ANYONE!
This is what everyone has been waiting for, to see us lock up. Your third in, im 4th. Then, then there is no where to hide. This is MY home now. I’m NPW’s Daddy! I’m your Daddy! And after all is said n' done, I’M YOUR NORTH AMERICAN DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION!
At the door is a delivery man, he ogles Roxyllishus as she answers the door, then spots Timeless moving towards them and quickly recomposes himself. He is holding a Corgi and he passes it to Roxylishus who coo’s and holds it close to her chest, the little fluff ball nestling in them Melon Mountains, lucky bastard dog thinks the delivery boy to himself.]
Delivery man : Special delivery for a Mr Timeless.
Roxylishus : Ohhhh. He is sooooo cute. What should we call him?
Timeless : What the hell is all this?
Delivery man : From a Lord Domi ……….
Timeless : (cutting him off)Send it back.
Roxylishus : But ……
Timeless : I don’t give a fuck. Send it back. We don’t want no stinking rat dog. When we have a dog, we have a proper dog. A Boxer! A German shepherd, a Great Dane! Not no puny corgi. Typical. Send it back.
[Roxy puts on her sad face and hands the puppy back to the driver, almost having a wardrobe malfunction in the process as he reaches back for her. Timeless brushes past her and coldly slams the door in his ogling face.]
Roxylishus : Ohhhh, that was real mean.
Timeless : I’ll make it up to you, after I win the gold we will get a bonus $250K! I’ll take you anywhere you want. Anytime you want!
[Roxylishus smiles seductively at Timeless and claps with joy and then runs off to look thru her phone for somewhere to go as Timeless turns and stares into the camera.]
Timeless : Little D! Fuck you and Fuck your stupid dogs. You’re lucky I didn’t punt him off the balcony. Fuck Santa too. He see’s right thru you same as I, you cant ‘try’ to be evil. You cant ‘try’ to be cool. You can only be who you are. The harder you ‘try’ the more try hard you become. Accept who you are, a little man in a big man’s world and be content with your little man’s belt.
As for still prattling on about this antiquated crap and you fighting for equality. Take it to the Olympic committee jack off! Are they dumb enough to have women race against men? Of course not.
Take it to the NBA! How dare them sexist pigs have a separate league for women and not let them on the real teams.
Take it to the EPL! Why not ONE woman is on a team in the whole league. All they do is kick a ball, surely a woman can make it.
Meantime, fuck you and fuck Intergender wrestling. Just because you and a few flogs believe everything their momma told them about some fantasy, doesn’t make it right!
Dane!
You truly believe all that crap you just dribbled. I know you do.
[Timeless shakes his head.]
Timeless : You had your chance with the gold. You know what happened? You DROPPED THE BALL!
You just vanished, got distracted by something else somewhere else. Coincidentally just as Sir Winsalot signed with the company. Hmmmm.
Then what happened?
I’ll tell you. Then I drew the gates! I turned this fed on its head and I brought the ratings! I brought the heat!
I made your lady. (NPW)_ Mine. And boy. She had never been more satisfied.
You see Nemo. I don’t just ’have sex’. I was BORN to have it. I do it like no other.
Back to Dane though.
You saw from whereever you were moonlighting with our belt the hoopla and the buzz around here. Your lady had a new man! You watched on as she lost 40 pounds around the waist and got a nice new set of cans and looked INCREDIBLE! You started to miss her. You thought, she was mine. Sure she didn’t looks like ‘this’ when she was mine, but damnit, she was mine. You saw every name in town creeping into her DMs and you realised you had made a terrible mistake.
Déjà vu for you I bet that feeling was.
So, NPW were left with a quandary, all the talent in the world and all eyes on US! But …. No belt. No champion. What to do? Leave it with me I said. I know that hump. I know how to get him and more importantly, the BELT back here.
Low and behold, a few name drops and just like clockwork you crawl back here, tail tucked between your legs, fuck no, you can’t go that route, you waltz in like you own the place again.
[Timeless scoffs at this absurdity.]
What a piece of work.
You knew! You knew the day I signed on here you were finished, that you were outmatched in EVERY WAY!
I’m bigger than you!
I’m stronger than you!
I’m smarter than you!
I’m quicker than you!
I’m more handsome than you!
[Pec_pop.]
I’m not just better than you are NOW! I’m better in every way than you ever were!
(mocking voice) …. Eeeeeeeever.
I screwed you over at End of Days, because, I could.
Because I wanted to. Because I wanted you to fail.
Because I am GOING TO DESTROY YOU! I don’t care how many goombah’s you wanna pay off to watch your back. I already just knocked Steel the fuck out and will anyone who stands in my way. ANYONE!
This is what everyone has been waiting for, to see us lock up. Your third in, im 4th. Then, then there is no where to hide. This is MY home now. I’m NPW’s Daddy! I’m your Daddy! And after all is said n' done, I’M YOUR NORTH AMERICAN DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION!
