Post by Timeless on Feb 8, 2021 2:11:35 GMT -5
[We see the Powerade Centre in Mississauga Ontario. Or so it was formerly known. There is a crew of workmen in safety vests and hats finishing up their task. The shot pans out as they look over their work and we see a big sign replacing the former one which read Powerade Centre and now reads “ALEX TURNER ARENA.”]
Roxylishus : Great job boys.
[Roxy is wearing a business suit and glasses and walks up to a podium in front of the new signage.]
Welcome to this monumental occasion. This place, when we first came here, it was a dump. It was frankly, the drizzling shits. Since the day we arrived, it has flourished and grown to be a place where all want to come and be a part of something special. Sure, once they do Eric Dane will take liberties with them and fuck them off into the 5th row with squash powerbombs or run them thru walls and parade around like they had it coming.
Which. We agree, they most certainly did.
[She straightens her glasses and smiles to the camera, it’s a pleasant smile, trying to be professional, but something about it screams take me.]
We are proud to announce, that after all our work making this place relevant and record numbers following us here, that the home of NPW, has now proudly been renamed, THE ALEX TURNER ARENA.
Alex. Please. Come up and join us here.
[Timeless joins Roxylishus on the podium, he is dressed in an immaculate suit, and looks a million dollars. ]
Timeless : Thank You Roxy. And thank you Canada!
[He waves to the imaginary crowd behind the cameras.]
It is true, since we moved here to Canada and the NPW this place has skyrocketed and rode our coat tails right to the top. Gus knew what he was doing when he wrote the biggest contract in XHF history to bring me over here. Some said it was a gamble, we knew it was a sure thing.
Roxylishus : 2020 was a big year for you, what does 21 hold?
Timeless : Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow. The Double Crown awaits me in 21. It’s just a matter of time.
Roxylishus : Dane thinks you embarrassed yourself at Battle for Hegemony. And that you rattle off your catch phrases too much.
Timeless : You see. That’s what wrestlers do. They have catch phrases. The fans like them. They buy the t shirts and sing along with them. Its you know … wrestling.
Sure, today not so much, a bunch of all the same guys doing all the same moves for all the same fans. A small select group of fans who think they own MY sport!
What happens when they get there way? The sport becomes a joke! Wrestling fans don’t know what they want. They get it and the very next week want something else.
This sport was at its apex when not the 218 pounders doing the same dance every match to a star rating mattered, but when larger than life personas exploded thru your televisions and destroyed hacks in 2 minute matches!
Why, if this guy wins every match on tv in two minutes and that guy wins every match on tv in two minutes, then what is going to happen when they collide live in the big show? We better go and watch that and find out.
Wrestling fans will always watch wrestling. That’s what we were told, and it was true, for a long time, and now, now they are not even watching. Because of minorities in this world that yell and scream until they get what they want. We can’t offend them, they may tune out.
Meanwhile, the whole rest of the world already has tuned out.
[Timeless unbuttons his suit jacket.]
You got midgets running around who think they can topple mountains.
You got women running around who every core of our social lives is not to lay a finger on them, thinking they can fight us. That the rules of violence against women don’t take in this stupid world.
Sorry girls. You don’t get to pick and choose, we cant fight you because you are not as strong. It’s that simple. Sure maybe one freak every generation comes along who can hold their own, you lot think every one of you is that freak, sorry, but your not.
And Dane. You think you are some hot shit. You want to know what me ruining your New Years Match accomplished?
IT SAVED YOU YOUR FACE FROM LOSING CLEAN TO BLACK SO WE COULD MAKE SOME MONEY WHEN I TAKE YOU OUT! You should be thanking me for protecting you and protecting our impending match. The money match in NPW.
Roxylishus : (Spice Girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : So, when we step into the Alex Turner Arena on the 16th for Vicous Valentines, and you are lined up with your goons. And I am lined up with ….. my new Besties.
Remember one thing.
This is MY HOUSE we are in! MINE!
The house that Timeless built.
Walk around on your tip toes with the flogs patting you on the back all you want, sooner rather than later, it will be just you and I and then, then boy. YOUR FUCKED!
Until then, I’ll just enjoy this dance.
The foreplay is half the fun.
Roxylishus : (cooing) The more the anticipation, the more the pleasure.
Timeless : This little skirmish. With these bit players along side us, it be yet another battle before the War!
But battles are fun, and I am actually looking forward to teaming with the Mack and Lord Itchesalot.
They get it.
Well, sorta.
And your gonna get it too!
[Timeless holds his fist up to the camera as we fade.]
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
Roxylishus : Great job boys.
[Roxy is wearing a business suit and glasses and walks up to a podium in front of the new signage.]
Welcome to this monumental occasion. This place, when we first came here, it was a dump. It was frankly, the drizzling shits. Since the day we arrived, it has flourished and grown to be a place where all want to come and be a part of something special. Sure, once they do Eric Dane will take liberties with them and fuck them off into the 5th row with squash powerbombs or run them thru walls and parade around like they had it coming.
Which. We agree, they most certainly did.
[She straightens her glasses and smiles to the camera, it’s a pleasant smile, trying to be professional, but something about it screams take me.]
We are proud to announce, that after all our work making this place relevant and record numbers following us here, that the home of NPW, has now proudly been renamed, THE ALEX TURNER ARENA.
Alex. Please. Come up and join us here.
[Timeless joins Roxylishus on the podium, he is dressed in an immaculate suit, and looks a million dollars. ]
Timeless : Thank You Roxy. And thank you Canada!
[He waves to the imaginary crowd behind the cameras.]
It is true, since we moved here to Canada and the NPW this place has skyrocketed and rode our coat tails right to the top. Gus knew what he was doing when he wrote the biggest contract in XHF history to bring me over here. Some said it was a gamble, we knew it was a sure thing.
Roxylishus : 2020 was a big year for you, what does 21 hold?
Timeless : Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow. The Double Crown awaits me in 21. It’s just a matter of time.
Roxylishus : Dane thinks you embarrassed yourself at Battle for Hegemony. And that you rattle off your catch phrases too much.
Timeless : You see. That’s what wrestlers do. They have catch phrases. The fans like them. They buy the t shirts and sing along with them. Its you know … wrestling.
Sure, today not so much, a bunch of all the same guys doing all the same moves for all the same fans. A small select group of fans who think they own MY sport!
What happens when they get there way? The sport becomes a joke! Wrestling fans don’t know what they want. They get it and the very next week want something else.
This sport was at its apex when not the 218 pounders doing the same dance every match to a star rating mattered, but when larger than life personas exploded thru your televisions and destroyed hacks in 2 minute matches!
Why, if this guy wins every match on tv in two minutes and that guy wins every match on tv in two minutes, then what is going to happen when they collide live in the big show? We better go and watch that and find out.
Wrestling fans will always watch wrestling. That’s what we were told, and it was true, for a long time, and now, now they are not even watching. Because of minorities in this world that yell and scream until they get what they want. We can’t offend them, they may tune out.
Meanwhile, the whole rest of the world already has tuned out.
[Timeless unbuttons his suit jacket.]
You got midgets running around who think they can topple mountains.
You got women running around who every core of our social lives is not to lay a finger on them, thinking they can fight us. That the rules of violence against women don’t take in this stupid world.
Sorry girls. You don’t get to pick and choose, we cant fight you because you are not as strong. It’s that simple. Sure maybe one freak every generation comes along who can hold their own, you lot think every one of you is that freak, sorry, but your not.
And Dane. You think you are some hot shit. You want to know what me ruining your New Years Match accomplished?
IT SAVED YOU YOUR FACE FROM LOSING CLEAN TO BLACK SO WE COULD MAKE SOME MONEY WHEN I TAKE YOU OUT! You should be thanking me for protecting you and protecting our impending match. The money match in NPW.
Roxylishus : (Spice Girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : So, when we step into the Alex Turner Arena on the 16th for Vicous Valentines, and you are lined up with your goons. And I am lined up with ….. my new Besties.
Remember one thing.
This is MY HOUSE we are in! MINE!
The house that Timeless built.
Walk around on your tip toes with the flogs patting you on the back all you want, sooner rather than later, it will be just you and I and then, then boy. YOUR FUCKED!
Until then, I’ll just enjoy this dance.
The foreplay is half the fun.
Roxylishus : (cooing) The more the anticipation, the more the pleasure.
Timeless : This little skirmish. With these bit players along side us, it be yet another battle before the War!
But battles are fun, and I am actually looking forward to teaming with the Mack and Lord Itchesalot.
They get it.
Well, sorta.
And your gonna get it too!
[Timeless holds his fist up to the camera as we fade.]
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
