Post by Timeless on Feb 21, 2021 18:00:22 GMT -5
[We open to see a costume store, Timeless and Roxylishus exiting with big bags full of what we presume is their costumes. Flash cut back to their motel and both are changed, Timeless is wearing a Fred Flinstone outfit, and Roxylishus is wearing a Cave girl outfit, she has a bone in the hair and looks smokin.]
Roxylishus : So … what are we doing again?
Timeless : Research. We are taking a trip to the Stone Age. We need to be fully prepared for our battle with Primal.
[Timeless motions to a fishing rod for Roxy and grabs a big pack back and straps it on, then activates his Time travelling watch and a portal opens and the Master of Time and Space and his side kick step thru into the Stone age. The scene changes to show a plush surrounding, a riverbank and very beautiful green forrest. Timeless quickly surveys the area and grabs an axe from his utility belt.]
Timeless : We’ll set up camp here. (he grabs some wood and makes a fire) I’m going to set up a shelter there, you go get us some fish and keep maintaining the fire.
Roxylishus : Why didn’t we just bring some food with us? And you know, a tent?
Timeless : We don’t need none of that stuff, I watch Survivor, I can whip us up a nice shelter in no time.
Roxylishus : Yeah, well my agent wants me on Naked and Afraid but you don’t see me parading around in next to nothing.
[She literally is wearing next to nothing.]
Roxylishus : Plus, why I am fishing and tending the fire, and YOU making the shelter. Women can make shelters too you know! (She pokes her tongue out)
[Timeless rolls his eyes and starts chopping trees and branches down, triggering greens as he does so.]
Roxylishus : (approaching him with the fishing line.) Can you be a dear and help me bait this hook please, the slimy sucker wont go on.
Timeless : (grabs the bait and hooks it for her) Sure is quite around here. Hope we have come to the right place.
[Flash shots of the shelter going up bit by bit, Timeless has his top off and is hammering and sawing and sweating and looks like a gift from above, we then see a flash of the fishing rod going into the water, Roxy with an armful of wood helplessly watching it sail away down the river.]
Roxylishus : (in front of a roaring fire and the shelter completed) This is actually not too bad, still think the tent would have been easier.
Timeless : That’s cheating.
Roxylishus : Well, I didn’t see you using any flint and steel to make the fire.
Timeless : Where’s the fish?
Roxylishus : Well, we sorta lost the rod.
Timeless : (grinning) Lucky I had a back up plan.
[Pulls two big t bone steaks from the pack and a pan and starts cooking them.]
Roxylishus : Then why was I fishing?
Timeless : Keep you busy while I built the shelter.
[They eat the steaks and it is still real quite.]
Roxylishus : Something is wrong here, it’s too quite.
[The huge Apatosaurus comes stomping towards them.]
Timeless : Relax, he is a Herbivore.
[Roxylishus looks terrified, her eyes are as big as saucers, the Apatosaurus stomps along towards the riverbed and in one step crushes the shelter. He then continues on past them to the river.]
Roxylishus : Should have brought a tent!
Timeless : Damn it! This is why they lived in CAVES!
[Switch to Timeless and Roxylishus hiking around a cave site, and on que a bunch of cave men come from each side surrounding them.]
Timeless : Take me to your leader.
Roxylishus : What are you doing?
Timeless : It’s the law of the jungle, you defeat the leader, you become the leader.
[The biggest of the bunch then comes forward from the pack, he is a hairy oaf and looks the spitting image of Primal. They may be long lost relatives. He shrieks at Timeless and reaches down and throws a handful of his shit at Timeless and starts clapping and circling like that Chimp did to me last week at the zoo]
[Timeless and the leader then warily circle each other, and the leader runs at Timeless, who catches him and powerslams him over. Timeless then picks him up and nails a big Falcon Arrow on the leader and then locks him in the Turnabout (Rings of Saturn, the leader tapping at the ground subconsciously.]
[Timeless releases the Turnabout and the leader bows down to him and then the rest of the pack do the same.]
[Flash to Timeless and Roxylishus outside the foot of the cave, Roxy has flowers in her hair and the cave men are running around like Ewoks serving them and feeding them.]
Timeless : Maybe we should bring a few back with us, have his own kind help us defeat Primal.
Roxylishus : (with contempt) The sooner we are out of here and away from this lot for good the better, I don’t want them back leeching off us. How much longer must we stay here.
Timeless : Not long. I understand them now. They wish only to be lead and to serve. Primal is much more advanced and intelligent, his vocabulary is that of an educated man, but I know a little of how they tick now.
Roxylishus : What I want to know is, where does the sewing come from?
Roxylishus : So … what are we doing again?
Timeless : Research. We are taking a trip to the Stone Age. We need to be fully prepared for our battle with Primal.
[Timeless motions to a fishing rod for Roxy and grabs a big pack back and straps it on, then activates his Time travelling watch and a portal opens and the Master of Time and Space and his side kick step thru into the Stone age. The scene changes to show a plush surrounding, a riverbank and very beautiful green forrest. Timeless quickly surveys the area and grabs an axe from his utility belt.]
Timeless : We’ll set up camp here. (he grabs some wood and makes a fire) I’m going to set up a shelter there, you go get us some fish and keep maintaining the fire.
Roxylishus : Why didn’t we just bring some food with us? And you know, a tent?
Timeless : We don’t need none of that stuff, I watch Survivor, I can whip us up a nice shelter in no time.
Roxylishus : Yeah, well my agent wants me on Naked and Afraid but you don’t see me parading around in next to nothing.
[She literally is wearing next to nothing.]
Roxylishus : Plus, why I am fishing and tending the fire, and YOU making the shelter. Women can make shelters too you know! (She pokes her tongue out)
[Timeless rolls his eyes and starts chopping trees and branches down, triggering greens as he does so.]
Roxylishus : (approaching him with the fishing line.) Can you be a dear and help me bait this hook please, the slimy sucker wont go on.
Timeless : (grabs the bait and hooks it for her) Sure is quite around here. Hope we have come to the right place.
[Flash shots of the shelter going up bit by bit, Timeless has his top off and is hammering and sawing and sweating and looks like a gift from above, we then see a flash of the fishing rod going into the water, Roxy with an armful of wood helplessly watching it sail away down the river.]
Roxylishus : (in front of a roaring fire and the shelter completed) This is actually not too bad, still think the tent would have been easier.
Timeless : That’s cheating.
Roxylishus : Well, I didn’t see you using any flint and steel to make the fire.
Timeless : Where’s the fish?
Roxylishus : Well, we sorta lost the rod.
Timeless : (grinning) Lucky I had a back up plan.
[Pulls two big t bone steaks from the pack and a pan and starts cooking them.]
Roxylishus : Then why was I fishing?
Timeless : Keep you busy while I built the shelter.
[They eat the steaks and it is still real quite.]
Roxylishus : Something is wrong here, it’s too quite.
[The huge Apatosaurus comes stomping towards them.]
Timeless : Relax, he is a Herbivore.
[Roxylishus looks terrified, her eyes are as big as saucers, the Apatosaurus stomps along towards the riverbed and in one step crushes the shelter. He then continues on past them to the river.]
Roxylishus : Should have brought a tent!
Timeless : Damn it! This is why they lived in CAVES!
[Switch to Timeless and Roxylishus hiking around a cave site, and on que a bunch of cave men come from each side surrounding them.]
Timeless : Take me to your leader.
Roxylishus : What are you doing?
Timeless : It’s the law of the jungle, you defeat the leader, you become the leader.
Roxylishus : I don’t think they understand us. What if you lose? (A cloud pops above Roxy’s head, her picturing herself and Timeless tied to a log above a huge cauldron)
[The smallest caveman, tiny runt of the litter, the LD of the pack charges at Timeless and Timeless swiftly boots him right back into the herd and they start stomping their feet and aggressively surrounding Roxy and Timeless.]
[Timeless and the leader then warily circle each other, and the leader runs at Timeless, who catches him and powerslams him over. Timeless then picks him up and nails a big Falcon Arrow on the leader and then locks him in the Turnabout (Rings of Saturn, the leader tapping at the ground subconsciously.]
[Timeless releases the Turnabout and the leader bows down to him and then the rest of the pack do the same.]
[Flash to Timeless and Roxylishus outside the foot of the cave, Roxy has flowers in her hair and the cave men are running around like Ewoks serving them and feeding them.]
Timeless : Maybe we should bring a few back with us, have his own kind help us defeat Primal.
Roxylishus : (with contempt) The sooner we are out of here and away from this lot for good the better, I don’t want them back leeching off us. How much longer must we stay here.
Timeless : Not long. I understand them now. They wish only to be lead and to serve. Primal is much more advanced and intelligent, his vocabulary is that of an educated man, but I know a little of how they tick now.
Roxylishus : What I want to know is, where does the sewing come from?
