Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Apr 1, 2021 19:11:34 GMT -5
*The camera opens up on white, weird right? It zooms out to reveal a magnifying glass backed by....white material. We pull back further to find Lord Dominicus, the NPW North American Cruiserweight and Double Crown Champion, looking at the camera through a magnifying glass while wearing a bandage over his mask*
LD: We have a mystery! Some scrub wanted to make a name for himself at the cost of myself and Niko! Who is he?
*He DominiThinks*
LD: My first suspects were obviously Eric Dane and Alex Turner considering how stupid they are and how I've managed to continually humiliate and frustrate them. ....But both of them have solid alibis. Dane was working with SWAT in the so-called Holy Land and the Antiquated one was headed to the hospital.
*Dominicus thinks on this some more.*
LD: Ok, so what about Jesse Jamester? He got involved earlier in the show- but no mask then, so logically why would he hide his identity the second time? Scratch that, the Syndicate didn't do anything THIS TIME.
*He crosses his arms.*
LD: Ok, well what about the Celtic Club? Being a douche does fit Johnny Cav's MO- but considering he got to say a bunch of blunderbuss during our run-in I'd imagine he wouldn't attack me while hiding his face either. Especially since it's pretty clear that picking a fight with the Stars and Novas is a dangerous business. Which means....
*The so-called "Triple Crown" Champion tosses the magnifying glass over his shoulder.*
LD: ...That I have no idea. Either way, whoever attacked me is a massive coward. BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE!
*He points to the camera expressively.*
LD: NPW Cruiserweights! You guys are stealing the show! We have one of the strongest divisions all thanks obviously to me, YOUR NPW NORTH AMERICAN CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! But also you're doing a great job. And although you are respectful enough not to name drop me constantly, my ears are burning from your passion and the title you seek is getting heavier the harder you guys go!
*The champion holds up the NPW NACC (or NACW if you ask Matt)*
LD: Remember what it is you fight for, my CruiserKnights! Continue to hone your skills and show the rest of the XHF Network what it means to be a cruiserweight- the BEST weight- in NPW! And when your time comes....
*He pats the title.*
LD: We'll be waiting.
*Dominicus finishes by doing the finger-gun-with-mouth-click thing, you can assume he's winking. The camera fades out.*
LD: We have a mystery! Some scrub wanted to make a name for himself at the cost of myself and Niko! Who is he?
*He DominiThinks*
LD: My first suspects were obviously Eric Dane and Alex Turner considering how stupid they are and how I've managed to continually humiliate and frustrate them. ....But both of them have solid alibis. Dane was working with SWAT in the so-called Holy Land and the Antiquated one was headed to the hospital.
*Dominicus thinks on this some more.*
LD: Ok, so what about Jesse Jamester? He got involved earlier in the show- but no mask then, so logically why would he hide his identity the second time? Scratch that, the Syndicate didn't do anything THIS TIME.
*He crosses his arms.*
LD: Ok, well what about the Celtic Club? Being a douche does fit Johnny Cav's MO- but considering he got to say a bunch of blunderbuss during our run-in I'd imagine he wouldn't attack me while hiding his face either. Especially since it's pretty clear that picking a fight with the Stars and Novas is a dangerous business. Which means....
*The so-called "Triple Crown" Champion tosses the magnifying glass over his shoulder.*
LD: ...That I have no idea. Either way, whoever attacked me is a massive coward. BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE!
*He points to the camera expressively.*
LD: NPW Cruiserweights! You guys are stealing the show! We have one of the strongest divisions all thanks obviously to me, YOUR NPW NORTH AMERICAN CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION! But also you're doing a great job. And although you are respectful enough not to name drop me constantly, my ears are burning from your passion and the title you seek is getting heavier the harder you guys go!
*The champion holds up the NPW NACC (or NACW if you ask Matt)*
LD: Remember what it is you fight for, my CruiserKnights! Continue to hone your skills and show the rest of the XHF Network what it means to be a cruiserweight- the BEST weight- in NPW! And when your time comes....
*He pats the title.*
LD: We'll be waiting.
*Dominicus finishes by doing the finger-gun-with-mouth-click thing, you can assume he's winking. The camera fades out.*
