Post by edwarddubin0604 on Apr 18, 2021 19:22:14 GMT -5
(The Anchorman and his broadcast colleague are in the studio getting a last minute touch up before the cue man finishes his countdown to start broadcasting the nightly news. They compose themselves and to clear their throats as they look into the camera.)
Theodore Thompson: "Welcome to CBC News at Six and we start off tonight with a developing story."
Sally Sloane: "We have an exclusive appearance that you won't be seeing on any other station in Canada."
Theodore Thompson: "A little while ago there was an interruption of sorts of everyone's favorite programs from hockey games....."
Sally Sloane: "Considered to be a national crime in Canadian sports fans eyes."
Theodore Thompson: "Oh we never heard the last of it."
Sally Sloane: "That's putting it mildly."
Theodore Thompson: "Well tonight we begin this broadcast with an exclusive as we have one of the mysterious Dark Stars ready to......umm how do we put it to our viewers."
Sally Sloane: "How about honored to have someone of such a man of mystery."
(Kono appears on the screen behind them surrounded by fire and flames there is also fire in his eyes literally.)
Theodore Thompson: "Actually he's in an interesting unkown location right now."
Sally Sloane: "Welcome to our newscast......uhhhhh."
Kono: "My name is Kono of the Dark Stars."
Theodore Thompson: "Umm....Yes you said you would be on this broadcast and we wanted to know what you wanted to say to everyone tonight on this broadcast."
Kono: "I'm here to call out the insolent Earthling named Lee Scott Rohlesberger of this tag team named The Untouchables. You see it seems that these pieces of trash as your planet uses as a term are talking like they think they are tougher than us. Yet look at all this and all this fire and flames. Look at where I am and ask yourselves and Lee Scott Rohlesberger should ask himself if he can survive here on this world."
Sally Sloane: "It's good effects."
(Kono's eyes flare even more as he presses a device and the two Anchor People disappear and appear next to him on a planet that has fire and flames along with lava.)
Kono: "Welcome to this planet in the middle of it's birth......"
(The Anchor People look frightened.)
Kono: "Does this look like an illusion as was you being brought here......"
(The Anchor People shake their heads.)
Sally Sloane: "You....You convinced us."
(Kono presses the device and the two Anchor People are back in the broadcast studio. They try to compose themselves and manage to do so.)
Kono: "Now as I was saying Lee Scott Rohlesberger. Does this look like some illusion or reality. You probably are going to miss the creatures that shall be emerging soon. You see like the fire creatures that shall be emerging in moments. I have the same fire not just in my eyes but in my whole body. I have that same raging burn inside me that I'm going to unleash on you Lee Scott Rohlesberger."
(Mysterious creatures begin to slowly emerge that are all consumed with fire surrounding Kono who just smiles and turns roaring as he advances and starts fighting them. The two Anchor People look and watch in horror as he fights them with such savagery throwing them back down into the flames and lava.
Despite some blood and burns on him he throws each of them in a rage never seen until the last of them is the won into the lava. He turns around and they see him healing as if he was never burned or hurt.)
Kono: "Now just as I was bleeding and burned. I healed as if I was never burned or harmed. Now Lee you would never survive on any world like this or any world with an extreme atmosphere. Yet I can and if I wanted to I could also do the same to you as I did to the two people who deliver your people's information. Yet I plan on taking you out on the premiere of NPW Honor. Instead of leaving you stranded on this world I plan on leaving you bloodied and barely conscious."
(The eyes flare red and he glares closer to the screen.)
Kono: "Maybe I should give you a new name just like you and your idiots have been doing to both The Dark Stars and The Dark Novas lately. What would be a good name that you can understand if you can understand what I am going to say since you think you know about us."
(Kono begins talking in a strange language.)
Kono: "Loucondrastar Scummbbaar Rosstandacrag wisstrague fenkaquingingua."
Sally Sloane: "What does that mean in our language."
Kono: "It means Loser, Scum and Rotting flesh which is what he's going to be known as when I get through with him. You see Loser you won't be going against someone who's just come out of one of your planet's gladiatorial training schools. I'm one with fire flowing all through me and I shall unleash it and I shall show no mercy as I beat you senseless."
(Kono glares with anger.)
Kono: "Then when everything is all done in the ring I shall be the one standing and I shall be the one who will have the glory. I shall be the one with still more enough fire and flames in my body to storm through the tournament and then become the first NPW Openweight Tournament. You shall be watching me do it and I'm going to be so focused it's going to be an event that I shall be dedicating to Shaakar."
Theodore Thompson: "About that Kono."
Kono: "He's not one you are worthy to even know or concern yourselves with and now I take leave and Lee Scott Rohlesberger prepare to feel Kono's wrath."
Sally Sloane: "That was interesting. Let's go to some commercials before resuming the news."
(Theodore Thompson nods in agreement as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Theodore Thompson: "Welcome to CBC News at Six and we start off tonight with a developing story."
Sally Sloane: "We have an exclusive appearance that you won't be seeing on any other station in Canada."
Theodore Thompson: "A little while ago there was an interruption of sorts of everyone's favorite programs from hockey games....."
Sally Sloane: "Considered to be a national crime in Canadian sports fans eyes."
Theodore Thompson: "Oh we never heard the last of it."
Sally Sloane: "That's putting it mildly."
Theodore Thompson: "Well tonight we begin this broadcast with an exclusive as we have one of the mysterious Dark Stars ready to......umm how do we put it to our viewers."
Sally Sloane: "How about honored to have someone of such a man of mystery."
(Kono appears on the screen behind them surrounded by fire and flames there is also fire in his eyes literally.)
Theodore Thompson: "Actually he's in an interesting unkown location right now."
Sally Sloane: "Welcome to our newscast......uhhhhh."
Kono: "My name is Kono of the Dark Stars."
Theodore Thompson: "Umm....Yes you said you would be on this broadcast and we wanted to know what you wanted to say to everyone tonight on this broadcast."
Kono: "I'm here to call out the insolent Earthling named Lee Scott Rohlesberger of this tag team named The Untouchables. You see it seems that these pieces of trash as your planet uses as a term are talking like they think they are tougher than us. Yet look at all this and all this fire and flames. Look at where I am and ask yourselves and Lee Scott Rohlesberger should ask himself if he can survive here on this world."
Sally Sloane: "It's good effects."
(Kono's eyes flare even more as he presses a device and the two Anchor People disappear and appear next to him on a planet that has fire and flames along with lava.)
Kono: "Welcome to this planet in the middle of it's birth......"
(The Anchor People look frightened.)
Kono: "Does this look like an illusion as was you being brought here......"
(The Anchor People shake their heads.)
Sally Sloane: "You....You convinced us."
(Kono presses the device and the two Anchor People are back in the broadcast studio. They try to compose themselves and manage to do so.)
Kono: "Now as I was saying Lee Scott Rohlesberger. Does this look like some illusion or reality. You probably are going to miss the creatures that shall be emerging soon. You see like the fire creatures that shall be emerging in moments. I have the same fire not just in my eyes but in my whole body. I have that same raging burn inside me that I'm going to unleash on you Lee Scott Rohlesberger."
(Mysterious creatures begin to slowly emerge that are all consumed with fire surrounding Kono who just smiles and turns roaring as he advances and starts fighting them. The two Anchor People look and watch in horror as he fights them with such savagery throwing them back down into the flames and lava.
Despite some blood and burns on him he throws each of them in a rage never seen until the last of them is the won into the lava. He turns around and they see him healing as if he was never burned or hurt.)
Kono: "Now just as I was bleeding and burned. I healed as if I was never burned or harmed. Now Lee you would never survive on any world like this or any world with an extreme atmosphere. Yet I can and if I wanted to I could also do the same to you as I did to the two people who deliver your people's information. Yet I plan on taking you out on the premiere of NPW Honor. Instead of leaving you stranded on this world I plan on leaving you bloodied and barely conscious."
(The eyes flare red and he glares closer to the screen.)
Kono: "Maybe I should give you a new name just like you and your idiots have been doing to both The Dark Stars and The Dark Novas lately. What would be a good name that you can understand if you can understand what I am going to say since you think you know about us."
(Kono begins talking in a strange language.)
Kono: "Loucondrastar Scummbbaar Rosstandacrag wisstrague fenkaquingingua."
Sally Sloane: "What does that mean in our language."
Kono: "It means Loser, Scum and Rotting flesh which is what he's going to be known as when I get through with him. You see Loser you won't be going against someone who's just come out of one of your planet's gladiatorial training schools. I'm one with fire flowing all through me and I shall unleash it and I shall show no mercy as I beat you senseless."
(Kono glares with anger.)
Kono: "Then when everything is all done in the ring I shall be the one standing and I shall be the one who will have the glory. I shall be the one with still more enough fire and flames in my body to storm through the tournament and then become the first NPW Openweight Tournament. You shall be watching me do it and I'm going to be so focused it's going to be an event that I shall be dedicating to Shaakar."
Theodore Thompson: "About that Kono."
Kono: "He's not one you are worthy to even know or concern yourselves with and now I take leave and Lee Scott Rohlesberger prepare to feel Kono's wrath."
Sally Sloane: "That was interesting. Let's go to some commercials before resuming the news."
(Theodore Thompson nods in agreement as the scene slowly fades to black.)