Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Jun 4, 2021 19:20:54 GMT -5
LOCATION: Locker Room
Time: Irrelevant
NJC: “Robbie Long, oh, Robbie Long, let me see what I can get out of this old dog shall I?”
Neo can’t help but grin as he wipes his long tendrils of hair out of his bearded visage.
NJC: “ Let me take you back to the time, back in time, way back in time into the year 2014 back when anybody gave a Flaming Hot Cheeto shit about Robbie Long.”
Neo says as he rolls his eyes with an exaggeration of animated motion with his head.
NJC: ”This is a man decorated with a wealth of accomplishments in places I’ve never been, which means, if I had been there he would have never gotten those achievements if I had been there to put him in his proper place which is beneath my boot for the one-two-three for the victory everytime guarantee!”
Neo James Carner slaps his hands together loudly for a three count.
NJC: “Now I’m sure Robbie Long is getting used to texting, or wondering whatever the hell a hashtag is as he tries to tweet out his pain prescription to the CVS Twitter because he’s adorable and doesn’t realize what the difference between text message and tweeting is. You see, he’s born in 1976 and is a part of Gen X, and instead of having the courage to paint his walls with his brains like the Rock Gods born during the 90s or overdosed in the two thousands. Luckily for us, we’re loaded with the comeback tour of a lifetime!”
Neo makes a gagging motion with his finger.
NJC: “Oh, for shame that this NPW match is being heralded as the grand match of a LEGEND returning to the squared circle! YET they got the WRONG! I’M THE ONE RETURNING! This is MY RETURN! You will NOT be taking what is mine! This is MY limelight you bastard! Go bathe in someone else’s!”
Neo says with a big growling grin of laughter.
NJC: “ This is supposed to be his glorious return to the sport, but you know what I don’t like...This is MINE! This is MY return! This is MY comeback, and the reality of the situation is that I’m not even being lauded and praised for doing the RIGHT thing and coming back!”
Neo shakes his head wildly.
NJC: “Hell, I’m just a SERIOUS competitor! Never mind the fact that I made my wrestling debut DAMN near twenty years ago in Reading, England! I remember hearing about ol Ronnie Rotten across the pond, doing all kinds of great things in the states!”
Neo groans loudly then continues.
NJC: “Hell, I think I was a mark and even referenced one of his famous promos, dropped a line in my promo, try to let him know WHASSUP! How you doing! We see you out here, and you know what Ronnie Long had the audacity to do?”
Neo says with a pleading glare in his eyes.
NJC: “HE NO SOLD ME! That dirty glory hound son of a bitch no sold me like I was a nobody! Maybe I was, but I was a fan! KEYWORD, WAS! Ronnie you’re my EX-IDOL and Idols should be BURNED alive! And I’ve got just the flame to light under your sorry ass!”
Neo stomps his feet as he keeps up the tirade.
NJC: “That no good sack of crap Ronnie Long! You wanna know what he did? He acted like I didn’t exist! ME! Neo James Carner! Sure it was like 2009 back when I wasn’t really doing shit but he STILL had the audacity to not notice his own fan?!”
Neo can’t shake the look of disappointment.
NJC: “He never mentioned me and I’m pretty sure he’s never heard of me STILL! He’ll gloss over my bio on the NPW website and give some cliff note facts, maybe he was aware of my brief yearly stint in AWF. He wouldn’t know about the years of toil in England at NWW. He wouldn’t know the years at XCWA as victor of the King Of The Deathmatch, holding multiple title reigns in AWL, FIW from Tag Titles to Dual Crown Championships! Flagship titles, see, I could sit here and reference every title that’s neatly presented before me on the NPW website but you know what...You’re already gonna do that Ronnie, you’re already gonna do all that belly aching about how great you are and what your legacy is.”
Neo let’s a Cheshire grin carve onto his lips.
NJC: “See, guys like me, I hate that shit. I hate sitting around serving piping hot piles of self serving bullshit. See, I’m not that ReVenant, you already know my accomplishments because I’m the fucking BEST thing in this business, that much is evident. That’s why I interrupted your little Trios Announcement because newsflash flapjack, I’m the hottest shit in town. You need to start talking about me, and put some damn respect on my freaking name. I’m Neo James Carner, that’s NEO! JAMES! CARNER! You say every syllable, you remember my every cadence and you memorize my every word! That is the name of a true hall of famer,a true legend and I’ve warranted that respect with a career that’s lasted just as long as yours! Only difference is I was doing my time as a kid in the wrestling ring, lying about his age and getting the damn work done because Reading, England doesn’t give a fuck! They want to break you into that business and get you working night and day breaking your body hoping to be noticed by so called LEGENDS like you! Because that’s what I am, you might hear a posh fake English Accent coming out of an American named Neo James Carner. But YOU’RE gonna notice me and you’re GOING to REMEMBER my name!”
Neo glowers into the lens.
NJC: “And that name is NEO JAMES CARNER!”
Neo pushes the camera out of his face and the scene cuts to black.
END
Time: Irrelevant
NJC: “Robbie Long, oh, Robbie Long, let me see what I can get out of this old dog shall I?”
Neo can’t help but grin as he wipes his long tendrils of hair out of his bearded visage.
NJC: “ Let me take you back to the time, back in time, way back in time into the year 2014 back when anybody gave a Flaming Hot Cheeto shit about Robbie Long.”
Neo says as he rolls his eyes with an exaggeration of animated motion with his head.
NJC: ”This is a man decorated with a wealth of accomplishments in places I’ve never been, which means, if I had been there he would have never gotten those achievements if I had been there to put him in his proper place which is beneath my boot for the one-two-three for the victory everytime guarantee!”
Neo James Carner slaps his hands together loudly for a three count.
NJC: “Now I’m sure Robbie Long is getting used to texting, or wondering whatever the hell a hashtag is as he tries to tweet out his pain prescription to the CVS Twitter because he’s adorable and doesn’t realize what the difference between text message and tweeting is. You see, he’s born in 1976 and is a part of Gen X, and instead of having the courage to paint his walls with his brains like the Rock Gods born during the 90s or overdosed in the two thousands. Luckily for us, we’re loaded with the comeback tour of a lifetime!”
Neo makes a gagging motion with his finger.
NJC: “Oh, for shame that this NPW match is being heralded as the grand match of a LEGEND returning to the squared circle! YET they got the WRONG! I’M THE ONE RETURNING! This is MY RETURN! You will NOT be taking what is mine! This is MY limelight you bastard! Go bathe in someone else’s!”
Neo says with a big growling grin of laughter.
NJC: “ This is supposed to be his glorious return to the sport, but you know what I don’t like...This is MINE! This is MY return! This is MY comeback, and the reality of the situation is that I’m not even being lauded and praised for doing the RIGHT thing and coming back!”
Neo shakes his head wildly.
NJC: “Hell, I’m just a SERIOUS competitor! Never mind the fact that I made my wrestling debut DAMN near twenty years ago in Reading, England! I remember hearing about ol Ronnie Rotten across the pond, doing all kinds of great things in the states!”
Neo groans loudly then continues.
NJC: “Hell, I think I was a mark and even referenced one of his famous promos, dropped a line in my promo, try to let him know WHASSUP! How you doing! We see you out here, and you know what Ronnie Long had the audacity to do?”
Neo says with a pleading glare in his eyes.
NJC: “HE NO SOLD ME! That dirty glory hound son of a bitch no sold me like I was a nobody! Maybe I was, but I was a fan! KEYWORD, WAS! Ronnie you’re my EX-IDOL and Idols should be BURNED alive! And I’ve got just the flame to light under your sorry ass!”
Neo stomps his feet as he keeps up the tirade.
NJC: “That no good sack of crap Ronnie Long! You wanna know what he did? He acted like I didn’t exist! ME! Neo James Carner! Sure it was like 2009 back when I wasn’t really doing shit but he STILL had the audacity to not notice his own fan?!”
Neo can’t shake the look of disappointment.
NJC: “He never mentioned me and I’m pretty sure he’s never heard of me STILL! He’ll gloss over my bio on the NPW website and give some cliff note facts, maybe he was aware of my brief yearly stint in AWF. He wouldn’t know about the years of toil in England at NWW. He wouldn’t know the years at XCWA as victor of the King Of The Deathmatch, holding multiple title reigns in AWL, FIW from Tag Titles to Dual Crown Championships! Flagship titles, see, I could sit here and reference every title that’s neatly presented before me on the NPW website but you know what...You’re already gonna do that Ronnie, you’re already gonna do all that belly aching about how great you are and what your legacy is.”
Neo let’s a Cheshire grin carve onto his lips.
NJC: “See, guys like me, I hate that shit. I hate sitting around serving piping hot piles of self serving bullshit. See, I’m not that ReVenant, you already know my accomplishments because I’m the fucking BEST thing in this business, that much is evident. That’s why I interrupted your little Trios Announcement because newsflash flapjack, I’m the hottest shit in town. You need to start talking about me, and put some damn respect on my freaking name. I’m Neo James Carner, that’s NEO! JAMES! CARNER! You say every syllable, you remember my every cadence and you memorize my every word! That is the name of a true hall of famer,a true legend and I’ve warranted that respect with a career that’s lasted just as long as yours! Only difference is I was doing my time as a kid in the wrestling ring, lying about his age and getting the damn work done because Reading, England doesn’t give a fuck! They want to break you into that business and get you working night and day breaking your body hoping to be noticed by so called LEGENDS like you! Because that’s what I am, you might hear a posh fake English Accent coming out of an American named Neo James Carner. But YOU’RE gonna notice me and you’re GOING to REMEMBER my name!”
Neo glowers into the lens.
NJC: “And that name is NEO JAMES CARNER!”
Neo pushes the camera out of his face and the scene cuts to black.
END
