Post by Timeless on Jul 9, 2021 19:30:38 GMT -5
We see Timeless and Roxylishus in their new Nova Scotia holiday house lounging by the pool. Timeless is in his speedo’s with a gold necklace glistening on his ripped bronze chiseled chest. Sunglasses sitting on top of his head in his perfect hair. Roxylishus is in a hot pink bikini. Wow! WOW!
Timeless :This beats the motel life.
Timeless takes a sip of his cocktail drink.
Roxylishus : I was getting really sick of the motels and the covid check ins and restrictions, we should have done this a year ago.
Timeless : Not long now until the 15th show. The Speed Dragons and NPW are in for a treat at the hands of Prime Time! Primal and I are going to make mince meat out of them and put the whole network on notice that we are the premiere team in the entire XHF!
Roxylishus : They all already know that.
Timeless : Damn straight they already know it. We are in this for the long haul!
We are going to go down in the analls of history with the best duo’s of all time.
Bonnie and Clyde!
Mickey and Mallorey!
Darryl Hall and John Oates!
Batman and Robin!
I’m Batman!
Roxylishus : Can I be Batgirl?
Timeless : Sure. Solo and Chewy!
Roxylishus : Prime Time baby! The greatest tag team in the history of … the history.
Timeless : History Bitch! (in a Breaking Bad Science bitch reference)
Roxy doesn’t get the reference and gives Sir Winsalot the pout face for being called a bitch.
Roxylishus : Well, this ‘bitch’ has the results up from our poll for Honor to see what move you are to use on this weeks schmuck.
Timeless : Honor is my show baby! Irwin Collins doesn’t know what he is in for. Let's have a look at the poll.
We see it has 5 opinions.
Headbutt
Scoop Slam
Bionic Elbow
European Uppercut
Clothesline
Roxylishus : Annnnnnnd the winner is …..
Timeless : Hold up! (yes, he said it in a Dre Next Episode voice) I just said he doesn’t know what he is in for, we can’t go and reveal that now, then he will know what he is in for.
Roxylishus : You can call your shot hun, he still won't stand a chance.
Timeless : Oh, I know. But it’s the surprise which it's all about. The theatrics. The showmanship.
Roxylishus : The fans have voted. They need to know.
Timeless : They’ll know soon enough, same time ‘Irwin’ knows. As he is getting clobbered left from right with a bevy of …...
Roxylishus : You think if European Uppercut wins that would qualify you for a shot at Tommy Kellys European Gold?
Timeless : Could do! We may have to rig this one.
Roxylishus : (putting both hands to her cheeks in shock) NEVER!
Timeless : If chumps like Sandy Adams and Caffrey can go for the belt after it being offered to Europeans, I can too? I AM ‘about to be’ the Master of the European Uppercut.’
Roxylishus : Best Euro_Cut in ‘history’.
Timeless : Come to think of it, Hitler was European sooooo ….
Roxylishus : (laughing wickedly, her bikini bouncing along with each chuckle, it’s entrancing) You are so bad.
Timeless : You know it. They don’t call me ‘MrDontGiveAFuck’ for nothing.
Roxylishus : All this talk of history has got me in the mood.
Timeless : (smiles excitedly and grabs her hand) ME TOO! Let’s do it!
Roxylishus : Not in the mood for_that. In the mood to go travelling. Let's go somewhere in history and do something.
Timeless : It’s not a good time for time travel. I haven’t done it once since the pandemic began. Imagine if ‘we’ were to be responsible for somehow carrying the covid back to another time?
Roxylishus : Since when did you become Mr Responsibility?
Timeless : It's a heavy task to be the Master of Time and Space and one not taken lightly.
Roxylishus : (poutd again) Party pooper. I was hoping we could go and save President Lincoln or something.
Timeless : I’d rather watch him wrestle the bear.
Roxylishus : Well, at least we can still_make history!
Timeless : That’s exactly what we are going to do! First Speed Dragons, they get to make history being the first defence for Prime Time’s Imperial Tag Belts.
The Star Wars Imperial march music hits again at the mention of the belts name then stops. Timeless and Roxylishus looking around with a ‘where did that come from’ look.
Then, it’s onto Honour and ‘Irwin’.
Then, it’s anyone who wants some! We are Prime Time and we don’t duck no one. Want a shot, you got it, get in line Jack and we will take on ANYONE! Anytime!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
Timeless :This beats the motel life.
Timeless takes a sip of his cocktail drink.
Roxylishus : I was getting really sick of the motels and the covid check ins and restrictions, we should have done this a year ago.
Timeless : Not long now until the 15th show. The Speed Dragons and NPW are in for a treat at the hands of Prime Time! Primal and I are going to make mince meat out of them and put the whole network on notice that we are the premiere team in the entire XHF!
Roxylishus : They all already know that.
Timeless : Damn straight they already know it. We are in this for the long haul!
We are going to go down in the analls of history with the best duo’s of all time.
Bonnie and Clyde!
Mickey and Mallorey!
Darryl Hall and John Oates!
Batman and Robin!
I’m Batman!
Roxylishus : Can I be Batgirl?
Timeless : Sure. Solo and Chewy!
Roxylishus : Prime Time baby! The greatest tag team in the history of … the history.
Timeless : History Bitch! (in a Breaking Bad Science bitch reference)
Roxy doesn’t get the reference and gives Sir Winsalot the pout face for being called a bitch.
Roxylishus : Well, this ‘bitch’ has the results up from our poll for Honor to see what move you are to use on this weeks schmuck.
Timeless : Honor is my show baby! Irwin Collins doesn’t know what he is in for. Let's have a look at the poll.
We see it has 5 opinions.
Headbutt
Scoop Slam
Bionic Elbow
European Uppercut
Clothesline
Roxylishus : Annnnnnnd the winner is …..
Timeless : Hold up! (yes, he said it in a Dre Next Episode voice) I just said he doesn’t know what he is in for, we can’t go and reveal that now, then he will know what he is in for.
Roxylishus : You can call your shot hun, he still won't stand a chance.
Timeless : Oh, I know. But it’s the surprise which it's all about. The theatrics. The showmanship.
Roxylishus : The fans have voted. They need to know.
Timeless : They’ll know soon enough, same time ‘Irwin’ knows. As he is getting clobbered left from right with a bevy of …...
Roxylishus : You think if European Uppercut wins that would qualify you for a shot at Tommy Kellys European Gold?
Timeless : Could do! We may have to rig this one.
Roxylishus : (putting both hands to her cheeks in shock) NEVER!
Timeless : If chumps like Sandy Adams and Caffrey can go for the belt after it being offered to Europeans, I can too? I AM ‘about to be’ the Master of the European Uppercut.’
Roxylishus : Best Euro_Cut in ‘history’.
Timeless : Come to think of it, Hitler was European sooooo ….
Roxylishus : (laughing wickedly, her bikini bouncing along with each chuckle, it’s entrancing) You are so bad.
Timeless : You know it. They don’t call me ‘MrDontGiveAFuck’ for nothing.
Roxylishus : All this talk of history has got me in the mood.
Timeless : (smiles excitedly and grabs her hand) ME TOO! Let’s do it!
Roxylishus : Not in the mood for_that. In the mood to go travelling. Let's go somewhere in history and do something.
Timeless : It’s not a good time for time travel. I haven’t done it once since the pandemic began. Imagine if ‘we’ were to be responsible for somehow carrying the covid back to another time?
Roxylishus : Since when did you become Mr Responsibility?
Timeless : It's a heavy task to be the Master of Time and Space and one not taken lightly.
Roxylishus : (poutd again) Party pooper. I was hoping we could go and save President Lincoln or something.
Timeless : I’d rather watch him wrestle the bear.
Roxylishus : Well, at least we can still_make history!
Timeless : That’s exactly what we are going to do! First Speed Dragons, they get to make history being the first defence for Prime Time’s Imperial Tag Belts.
The Star Wars Imperial march music hits again at the mention of the belts name then stops. Timeless and Roxylishus looking around with a ‘where did that come from’ look.
Then, it’s onto Honour and ‘Irwin’.
Then, it’s anyone who wants some! We are Prime Time and we don’t duck no one. Want a shot, you got it, get in line Jack and we will take on ANYONE! Anytime!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish mutha fucka!
