Post by Timeless on Jul 18, 2021 21:09:09 GMT -5
[We see in their Halifax holiday house, Timeless and Roxylishus. Timeless has his shirt off and his Imperial Crown Tag Team Title over his shoulder, his hair perfect, Roxylishus is in an all new Prime Time boob tube and looks even better than Timeless.]
Timeless : Speed Dragons, done. Irwin at Honor … may as well be done. Then, onto El Guapo on the Atlantic, and it's a clean sweep hatrick.
Roxylishus : What a great way to bring in our Anniversary.
Timeless : (panic jumping on his face) Anniversary. Yeah. Happy Anniversary goddess.
[Timeless plants a kiss on the Siren of the Squared circle.]
Roxylishus : (rasing her eyebrow) Happy Anniversary? You think this is OUR anniversary?
Timeless : That’s what you just said isn't it?
Roxylishus : Our Anniversary in NPW!
Timeless : Ohhh? (sighs) Phew. I knew i didn’t forget OUR one.
Roxylishus : Oh yeah? (tapping her foot) When is it then? OUR one?
Timeless : (changing the subject) So it’s only been a year here? Feels like forever. I always did say XHF years were like dog years though.
Roxylishus : I see what you are doing chang ….
Timeless : (interrupting her) What a year it has been!
[Takes the sunglasses out of his hair and places them on the bench.]
When we came here, the whole wrestling world sat up and took notice. In an instant, this was the place to be and everyone wanted a piece of it!
Roxylishus : And of you!
Timeless : Fat lot of good that did them all. One year later, still undefeated in singles competition here in Canada!
Roxylishus : This double card is stacked! What a show it promises to be.
Timeless : Damn straight!
And at the top of it, Timeless!
Underneath. Great wrestlers. No doubt about it.
Williams and Jay Jay will be a 5 star maytch.
Donzig and Freake. 5 star maytch.
D going up against Steve Awesome ….
Roxylishus : …. 5 star maytch?
Timeless : You know it. Primal and The ReVs against the Pirates … maybe not so much. What a hoot that was. Come in thinking they are … well … me … and going to run roughshod and ‘takeover’ the fed. Then, LOSE EVERY MATCH!
They may have been big fish in their old fish bowl home, but this is NPW and these waters breed big sharks and killer whales! Them toadies won’t last the year out.
Roxylishus : (Spice girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : (mocking Meltzer) 5 star maytch.
5 star maytch.
5 star maytch..
I go out there every week and have a 5 star maytch. with a goddamn broom!
Want to know why my exhibition against a nobody is higher on the card than all them chumps? Because the people don’t care about a 5 star maytch.! Seen three in one night? Seen 7 of em. All the same flipity flop.
The people. Want to see STARS!
And none shine brighter than Sir Winsalot!
Roxylishus : The Timeless try outs have been the highest rated segments on Honor and catapulted the show into a life of its own.
Timeless : The brass want to release a DVD of the entire series, and this highlighted demolition of Guapo will be the pièce de résistance!
Roxylishus : Only you could go out each night and defeat opponents using only the one move.
Timeless : That’s all it takes. One move! Then (snaps fingers.) Lights Out!
Roxylishus : (grabbing a cloth and shining up the belt) Gold looks great on you!
Timeless : This is only the beginning of that. Soon there will be two more to go with this one. The Dual Crowns that runt LD somehow still holds onto.
Roxylishus : They should have been yours long ago.
Timeless : They will be. It’s only a matter of time.
Roxylishus : Things happen for a reason. You were not meant to have them yet. We were meant to team with Primal first and show the entire network what a real tag team is.
Timeless : He took it to me like no other. Didn’t run his mouth like Danni and LD and Dane and then duck matches. No. We fought, mano a mano. Two warriors earning respect from the other with every blow!
Roxylishus : He’s legit and together, there is no stopping Prime Time!
Timeless : We will defend these belts against ANYONE! Gus can line them up and we will knock them down! I refuse to be an absent champion like Little D! Do you know how many successful title defences he has had since he won those belts?
Roxylishus : None spring to mind ...
Timeless : That’s because there is NONE!
Roxylishus : I saw him running to the cops and snitching out someone.
Timeless : Bloody rat! ‘What would Timeless do? ‘ Timeless would walk up to whoever wronged him and drop em on their fat head!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish muthafucka!
Timeless : Speed Dragons, done. Irwin at Honor … may as well be done. Then, onto El Guapo on the Atlantic, and it's a clean sweep hatrick.
Roxylishus : What a great way to bring in our Anniversary.
Timeless : (panic jumping on his face) Anniversary. Yeah. Happy Anniversary goddess.
[Timeless plants a kiss on the Siren of the Squared circle.]
Roxylishus : (rasing her eyebrow) Happy Anniversary? You think this is OUR anniversary?
Timeless : That’s what you just said isn't it?
Roxylishus : Our Anniversary in NPW!
Timeless : Ohhh? (sighs) Phew. I knew i didn’t forget OUR one.
Roxylishus : Oh yeah? (tapping her foot) When is it then? OUR one?
Timeless : (changing the subject) So it’s only been a year here? Feels like forever. I always did say XHF years were like dog years though.
Roxylishus : I see what you are doing chang ….
Timeless : (interrupting her) What a year it has been!
[Takes the sunglasses out of his hair and places them on the bench.]
When we came here, the whole wrestling world sat up and took notice. In an instant, this was the place to be and everyone wanted a piece of it!
Roxylishus : And of you!
Timeless : Fat lot of good that did them all. One year later, still undefeated in singles competition here in Canada!
Roxylishus : This double card is stacked! What a show it promises to be.
Timeless : Damn straight!
And at the top of it, Timeless!
Underneath. Great wrestlers. No doubt about it.
Williams and Jay Jay will be a 5 star maytch.
Donzig and Freake. 5 star maytch.
D going up against Steve Awesome ….
Roxylishus : …. 5 star maytch?
Timeless : You know it. Primal and The ReVs against the Pirates … maybe not so much. What a hoot that was. Come in thinking they are … well … me … and going to run roughshod and ‘takeover’ the fed. Then, LOSE EVERY MATCH!
They may have been big fish in their old fish bowl home, but this is NPW and these waters breed big sharks and killer whales! Them toadies won’t last the year out.
Roxylishus : (Spice girls singing voice) So what you think about that?
Timeless : (mocking Meltzer) 5 star maytch.
5 star maytch.
5 star maytch..
I go out there every week and have a 5 star maytch. with a goddamn broom!
Want to know why my exhibition against a nobody is higher on the card than all them chumps? Because the people don’t care about a 5 star maytch.! Seen three in one night? Seen 7 of em. All the same flipity flop.
The people. Want to see STARS!
And none shine brighter than Sir Winsalot!
Roxylishus : The Timeless try outs have been the highest rated segments on Honor and catapulted the show into a life of its own.
Timeless : The brass want to release a DVD of the entire series, and this highlighted demolition of Guapo will be the pièce de résistance!
Roxylishus : Only you could go out each night and defeat opponents using only the one move.
Timeless : That’s all it takes. One move! Then (snaps fingers.) Lights Out!
Roxylishus : (grabbing a cloth and shining up the belt) Gold looks great on you!
Timeless : This is only the beginning of that. Soon there will be two more to go with this one. The Dual Crowns that runt LD somehow still holds onto.
Roxylishus : They should have been yours long ago.
Timeless : They will be. It’s only a matter of time.
Roxylishus : Things happen for a reason. You were not meant to have them yet. We were meant to team with Primal first and show the entire network what a real tag team is.
Timeless : He took it to me like no other. Didn’t run his mouth like Danni and LD and Dane and then duck matches. No. We fought, mano a mano. Two warriors earning respect from the other with every blow!
Roxylishus : He’s legit and together, there is no stopping Prime Time!
Timeless : We will defend these belts against ANYONE! Gus can line them up and we will knock them down! I refuse to be an absent champion like Little D! Do you know how many successful title defences he has had since he won those belts?
Roxylishus : None spring to mind ...
Timeless : That’s because there is NONE!
Roxylishus : I saw him running to the cops and snitching out someone.
Timeless : Bloody rat! ‘What would Timeless do? ‘ Timeless would walk up to whoever wronged him and drop em on their fat head!
Roxylishus : Swish Swish muthafucka!
