J-ROK Jam Session Ep.11 "Retribution"

[Dylan]

MUSHI: "(Thank you to The Bloody Beetroots and Jet for our theme song of the night, My Name is Thunder! Welcome to Retribution, and welcome to the fallout of the XHF PPV, Night of Champions 12! Not just that, tonight's the fallout from our King of Hokkaido tournament!)"

Psycho KGB: "(We've got some killer matches on the card! We open the night with the on-fire Deco taking on the true time traveler of J-ROK, Anna Daniels!)"

MUSHI: "(Kris Quake will get some revenge on SERO's clan after losing his match for the New Wave Championship last month. No1, Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon, along with Miguel Diaz take on KADO for the Trios titles! I can't wait!)"

Psycho KGB: "(SERO will have his own hands full, as he defends said New Wave Championship against up-and-comer Alex Peirce in a match you won't want to miss!)"

MUSHI: "(It only gets crazier from here, as we have a 12-wrestler tag team match! Heroes for Hire, Trist Hawke and White Light II will take on UZUMAKI and Project X!)"

Psycho KGB: "(And in our main event. Wolf Fang Ayame, Fukushima Zombie and Esmerelda Kanyon team up to take on the teams of SKY Force and E.V.E! What fun! This and more coming up tonight!)"

Match One: J-ROK Singles Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit

Anna Daniels Vs. Deco

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Featuring first, Anna Daniels!)"

“A Darkness In My Soul (Teemba Edit)” by Solid Space plays as Anna Daniels makes her way down to the ring. 

Psycho KGB: "(A rematch from the finale of this year's King of Hokkaido A Block!)"

MUSHI: "(This is gonna be a banger to start the show that ends the XHF 20th Anniversary Celebration!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent, Deco!)"

The sparse guitars of "Demons" by Sleigh Bells echo out, distorted, across the arena. As the drums kick in, the lights in the arena change to blacklight as Deco walks out, lit up and glowing with her blacklight-activated ring gear on. 

Ｙｏｕ　ｄｒｉｎｋ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｉｓｅ　ｂｌｏｏｄ 

Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ　ｇｏｎｎａ　ｈｅａｒ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ 

Ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｔａｋｅｎ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｂｒｉｃｋ　ｂｙ　ｂｒｉｃｋ　ｂｙ　ｂｒｉｃｋ

Deco throws her hood off and lets her pink hair light up in the blacklights, with the white teeth on the front of her face mask shining brightly, even appearing to be moving as the lights pulse on and off. She hops to the apron in one move and steps through the ropes, jabbing at the air to prep for the match and hype herself up.

Psycho KGB: "(Last time they fought, Anna Daniels managed to pick up the win. Do you think fortune will favor Deco tonight?)"

MUSHI: "(This is wrestling, Psycho. Anything is possible!)"

The bell rings and Anna and Deco size each other up, eyeing one another as they calculate the best strategy for taking the other on. They begin with a collar-and-elbow tie up, pushing each other around the ring for control. Anna gets the upper hand here, pushing Deco into a corner and delivering a few well placed chops to the Korean Sensation's chest! She takes those chops like a champ, before she blocks one and shoves Anna back! Before Ana can react, Deco grabs her and Irish whips her into the corner instead, delivering a few gut punches to the time lord! They'd tussle some more before Deco took some steps back and delivered a running knee to the corner, before grabbing Anna and running out. Bulldog! Bam! Face first on the mat!

Psycho KGB: "(Oh goodness! That must have hurt!)"

Deco begins to control Daniels with some mat work, working a few submissions to wear the time lord down. They tussle on the ground, exchanging submissions before Deco stands up and drops a leg on Daniels! She drives a few kicks into Daniels before turning and running the ropes! But Daniels slides under her as she runs for something. Deco hits the ropes again and Daniels leapfrogs over! She hits the ropes and they both collide center of the ring, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!

MUSHI: "(BOOM!)"

Both warriors struggle to get to their feet first. Deco gets up first and this transitions into a duel of sharp kicks! Back and forth they trade yes kicks to the thighs! The sounds cringe worthy as each crack could make the manliest men flinch! And these two are taking it like champs! Deco switches it up for a boot to the gut, she's going for the killing blow! Deco snarls and lifts Anna up! Going for the dotHack! But Anna flips out, and before Deco can turn around, BANG! INTERROBANG, FOR THAT MATTER! DANIELS CLOCKS DECO IN THE SIDE OF HER HEAD, DECO DROPS LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS! GOOD GOD! Anna rolls her over and stacks her up, getting the 3-count and scoring a decent win in the opening of Retribution!

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match via pinfall, ANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAANIELS!)"

MUSHI: "(That's 2-0 over Deco! Anna Daniels proves the Timekeepers are superior to rebels and rabble like Deco!)"

Psycho KGB: "(You do have to respect the fight that Deco gave her though! There's a few minutes I thought Deco had the win!)"

MUSHI: "(Hopefully she'll learn from her mistakes and conquer new lands next time we see her.)"

Match Two: J-ROK Trios Championship Match; J-ROK Trios Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit

Miguel Diaz & Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon Vs. KADO (REIKON, OMI, & SORA) (C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the J-ROK Trios Championship! Introducing the challengers, first is Miguel Diaz! And with them, Super Sake Presents: Off The Wagon!)"

Miguel Diaz, Kris Quake and XHF Commentator Randy Angel make their way down to the ring, slapping hands and hyping the crowd up for an exciting match!

Psycho KGB: "(Personally, it's about damn time Off The Wagon gets a title opportunity of any sort.)"

MUSHI: "(We've seen what a well-oiled machine Off The Wagon are, but how will they fare with that loose cannon Miguel by their side?)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, they are the reigning J-ROK Trios Champions, REIKON, OMI and SORA: they are KADO!)" 

As opposed to their challengers, KADO is all stoic, focused on the ring. Focused on retaining their championships.

Psycho KGB: "(You want to walk about a well-oiled machine, MUSHI? Check out KADO! They're tougher than most everyone else in this business!)"

MUSHI: "(I dunno, they're tough but can they withstand the might of Drunken Fist?)"

Miguel Diaz and OMI are the two who will begin this match, the YTA champ taking the fight to the member of KADO! They would throw hands all over the ring, getting a few fun power moves in! Both have opportunities to dominate the other before OMI gets the upper hand, brawling Miguel into his corner and keeping him there, landing a few double team moves as KADO quickly switches the rotation with hot tags! Miguel powers through it all, nailing REIKON the legal man and OMI with a double suplex to his foes! He crawls to the corner, and slaps hands with Kris Quake!

Kris comes in firing on all cylinders in the way his drunken fist can replicate! All sorts of weaving and dodging REIKON's strikes, while delivering his own in such a profound way! REIKON stumbles to his teammates and SORA comes in, firing back at Quake! He's able to land some blows but the Master of Drunken Fist knows no limits to his durability and eats up all that punishment! He manages to reverse a few strikes and whip SORA to the challenger corner, and with Randy do some new day unicorn stomps to one-third of the champs! Randy's the legal man and Kris wants back in, but Randy decides it's his turn!

Randy and SORA go back and forth, Super Sake's arguing left him a bit of time to recover and he fires into Randy, who's merely a novice in what Quake's an expert at! He can't replicate Quake's style to a tee but he can put his own twist on it! He rocks out in that ring before beating down on SORA! The end of the match would come about when Randy tagged Miguel back in, and he went for some of his signature moves on SORA! SORA however would reverse The Cuban Lock into his own move, Shokubai tsūkō-ryō! He'd flip Miguel inside out and pin him in the middle of the ring!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match and still J-ROK Trios Champions, KADO!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Damn! Kris Quake was so close!)"

MUSHI: "(Once again, KADO is a thorn in the side of Kris Quake and Super Sake's cash cow, Off The Wagon! I have a feeling this is far from over!)"

We cut right from the feed of the show to a dark, boiler room-esque area, where 1/3 of tonight's main event stands around a phone camera. E.V.E. stare into the camera, the tension high in this confined area. Darlene snarls at the camera.

Darlene: What? Surprised to see me? Thought I'd be off doing my Ambassador duties promoting J-ROK like only I can across the entire XHF Network? While all that is true I wouldn't miss the opportunity to destroy the every so fan favorite Sky Force now could I? No no no you're not that lucky. And as far as you go, Esmerelda, try not to take what I do to you are your teammates personally, you of all people should understand that I am 100% serious when I say, Todos sufrirán, todos arderán.

Dylan smirks and nods at the camera.

Dylan: The King of J-ROK is not here to make friends, and the opposition tonight is no exception. Fukushima Zombie has already shown just how devious she can be, but I've proven my worth as the next person to step up to greatness. Wolf Fang may be a young wolf, but we've got a full-fledged monster wolf on our side.

He gestures at Bigby, who bares her teeth in a wide grin.

Dylan: And Esmerelda, bitch do I have a bone to pick with you and your man-whore of a husband. It's gonna be a real pleasure to put you down once again.

The camera pans back to Dar.

Darlene: Sky Force, J-ROK roster in general. You've been warned. This is a new Era, our Era. The Era of Violence the likes this entire network has ever seen before. We are coming for ALL the titles. Women's. *she slaps Bigby on the chest* Visual Kai. *she slaps Dylan on the chest maybe a little too hard* And maybe I'll get a little selfish and have these two watch my back as we take the trios title. We are J-ROK, we ARE E.V.E and this Era will be...

The three hold their fists in the air.

Dylan: Extremely.

Darlene: Violent.

Bigby: *growls* Everyday.

Darlene with shocked Pikachu face at Bigby then Dylan as we fade out on the most dominant force in J-ROK.

Match Three: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; J-ROK Singles Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit

Alex Peirce Vs. SERO (C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is for the J-ROK New Wave Championship! Introducing the challenger, Alex Peirce!)"

Alex Peirce runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, hyping the crowd up for this mega title match!

Psycho KGB: "(Alex Peirce is ready to take on any and all comers, and he's looking to add some championship gold to his resume!)"

MUSHI: "(Yeah, but by challenging for the New Wave Championship he's asking for a whole different kind of athlete.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent, he is the reigning J-ROK New Wave Champion, SERO!)"

Runway By MIYAVI begins to play as SERO coldly marches down the ramp, rolling into the ring holding the championship up in the air while getting in Peirce's face!

Psycho KGB: "(SERO fears nobody, and he's going to show the world just how fearless The Happy Few are by fighting Peirce tonight!)"

MUSHI: "(This could be a make-or-break moment for either of these two! Let's see how they fare in combat!)"

The bell rings and SERO stares as his challenge for the evening, who bounces on the balls of his feet. Alex is ready for a fun match but SERO is set on WAR! He comes out the gate swinging like a madman, throwing lefts and rights at the J-ROK locale. He quickly overwhelms his foe but Alex throws the fight with his own unique style! Fun strikes and SERO eats it up and dishes it right back! They throw down all over the ring and really tear into another. It looks like it could go either way, but there's one thing that stops Peirce in his tracks. HAKUTEIKEN! ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! ALEX IS OUT AND SERO PINS HIM WITH AUTHORITY! YOU COULD COUNT BEYOND 100, HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT! The ref doesn't even count it though, because Alex ain't responding. RING THAT RING-A-DING BELL!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match via KO, SERO!)"

Match Four: J-ROK Multiman Tag Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit

Heroes For Hire (STORM, Shimada, Destino, Shinobu), Trist Hawke & White Light II Vs. UZUMAKI (Kira Izumi, James Raymond, Killa Kai, & Carnivore) & Project X

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a 12-man tag team match! Introducing first, the team of Trist Hawke, White Light II, and Heroes for Hire!)"

Everyone comes down together, playing to the crowd and hyping everyone up!

Psycho KGB: "(Woo! This'll be a fun one! I can't wait to see this!)"

MUSHI: "(It'll surely be a clusterfuck for the ages!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, the team of Project X and UZUMAKI!)"

Project X comes out, jawing off at the crowd before UZUMAKI follows, they move like a unit before they all meet in the ring! All twelve face-to-face and the single referee has to move them all apart!

Psycho KGB: "(The boss will definitely be looking to put a few people in their places!)"

MUSHI: "(He has his work cut out for him.)"

Destino and Killa Kai are the two who will start this match. They would all utilize quick tags and fly all over the ring as each team utilizes their strengths and tackles the opponents weaknesses. It was great to watch everyone fight their hearts out to pick up a win. Both teams could take the win and get a boost for the individual members and teams in there. In the end, White Light II would pick up the win over J-ROK owner Kira Izumi! By god! UZUMAKI would storm the ring but the heroes of the night would disperse and get back together atop the stage, celebrating! Kira would berate his team for letting him lose!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, Trist Hawke, Heroes for Hire and White Light II!)"

MUSHI: "(That major career move may have dire repercussions for young White Light II!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Let him enjoy that win! It's not often you pin an AWF Hall of Famer in J-ROK!)"

Main Event: J-ROK Trios Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit

E.V.E.(Dylan Black, Darlene Price, & BBW) Vs. SKY Force(Hayley Grimes, Rin Kubo, Shizuku Yamamoto) Vs. Wolf Fang Ayame, Fukushima Zombie, & Esmerelda Kanyon

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is a triple threat Trios match and it is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, and is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, the team of Big Bad Wolf, Darlene Price and Dylan Black, they are Extremely Violent Everyday! They are E.V.E!)"

Last Of The Real by Stone Sour plays. Dar is messing with the crowd, dodging hands and laughing. Dylan shows the fans how he feels by flipping them off! Bigby opts to just be stoic and stare ahead.

Psycho KGB: "(These guys have been on a tear lately! Dylan won the King of Hokkaido Tournament and together, they're proving to be a force to be reckoned with!)"

MUSHI: "(They sure are dangerous. Did you see that main event of the XHF Birthday show? Such a different side to Dylan!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(Their first opponents, the team of Hayley Grimes, Rin Kubo and Shizuku Yamamoto, they are SKY Force!)"

Choose Me" plays into the arena as two Japanese brunettes appear on stage with a blonde called Hayley Grimes behind them holding a SKY Force Fund banner in her hands. The both of them merely glance towards the crowd tonight before looking at each other, nodding once in union and begin heading down the ramp way while Miss Grimes twirls with the banner before following the pair. By the time they've been announced the two women roll under the bottom rope, climb up the furthest corner away together and stand back-to-back, on foot on the middle turnbuckle and the other on the top turnbuckle. Rin has her right fist out towards the crowd and her left on her right breast while Shizuku mirrors her as Hayley is sitting on the apron between the two proudly holding the banner above her head.

Psycho KGB: "(These three are deadly individuals though. They're pretty dang good.)"

MUSHI: "(SKY Force aren't people to be taken lightly! They've done so much and are the most well oiled machine here!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And the last opponents, they are Wolf Fang Ayame, Fukushima Zombie and former FLOTUS, Esmerelda Kanyon!)"

Meshi Kuna by INU plays as Fukushima walks out on stage. The music switches to O・TE・A・GE・DA by BRADIO and Wolf Fang joins her. It swaps once more to Real American by Rick Derringer and Esmerelda Kanyon comes out! They all march like a unit to the ring!

Psycho KGB: "(If you thought these teams couldn't get weirder, meet these three!)"

MUSHI: "(The most mismatched trio here! But they're united with a common goal!)"

The main event of the evening would start off fast and furious with Darlene, Esmerelda and Rin all charging at one another and throwing furious blows! They'd all trade punches back and forth in quick succession before Esmerelda would be knocked out of the situation leaving Dar and Rin to lean a bit more to their hardcore ways. Deadly blows and a bit of blood would flow before the secret service would come up and distract everyone so Esmerelda can roll up BOTH DAR AND RIN! DOUBLE SCHOOLBOY, BOTH FEET ON THE ROPES! But only a two-count! 

The members would quickly switch to Dylan v Fukushima v Shizuku in a flurry! The more experienced of the nine throw down with lots of fun holds and high flying! Dylan would duck out early for Fuku and Shizuku to tussle in thier fun J-ROK styles! They use their technical prowess until suddenly their steamrolled by Bigby! Dylan tagged 'er in!

It's not long until Wolf Fang and Haley are subbed in themselves and Haley's quick to feel BBW's wrath! She takes her sweet sweet time dismantling the opposition! This is why she's Dar's ride-or-die! She kicks Haley out of the ring and picks up Wolf Fang, throwing her up and dropping her with The Feeding! Dar and Dylan take out everyone outside and Bigby stacks up Wolf Fang for the win!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winners of this match, Dar Price! Dylan Black! And the Big Bad Wolf! Extremely Violent Everyday! E.V.E!)"