Post by Roy "The Sorrow" Harlowe (NJC) on Aug 1, 2021 18:15:18 GMT -5
Keith Williams is seen sitting in a nice desk made of rich mahogany as he stares at a phone with the speaker function button glowing a brilliant bright red. Keith has his hands tented as Rob Garcia is taking out a gold plated bottle of Ace Of Spades Champagne out of the nearby liquor cabinet.
Keith: “Explain it again.”
A smooth suave voice permeates through the speaker box of the phone as it can only be recognized as the most ravishing ReVenant the ever grace the squared circle depending what middle age woman you ask.
Neo James Carner: “A news show! We control the content and we can expose the world for their misdeeds! We put our story out there front and center for the world to see and on our terms. We control the context of The ReVenants! I’m going to call it ReVTV!!!! Zepp?! Fowler!? The Galactic Space Pirates!? The Bastards!? Hell, they’re gonna wanna watch this and dissect it with a knife! A broadcast that enriches the world! Think of the branding! We can even have different kinds of segments Keith! Drink a robust whiskey and tell the Sleazy Facts! Rob! Our man on the scene! Action News done right! Rob “The Reporter” Garcia!”
Rob pops the cork off a champagne bottle as he grins.
Rob: “I like this idea, it would give me a press pass and access to information.”
Keith arches an eyebrow.
Keith: “Jeff’s been leaving the news around you again hasn’t he, Rob?”
Rob: “Jeff wants to make sure I know what’s up, to be honest because there’s conspiracies all around us. Why, I’m pretty sure catering is conspiring against me having fresh lettuce.”
NJC: “See! Rob’s gonna be able to get us rich exclusives! This is huge for us to change our brand and bring something really good to the world. The TRUTH!”
Keith: “Look if ya think you can pull it off, go for it, you don’t need my blessing, you’re a full grown WOLF in this pack Neo!”
Rob: “Dude I have a good idea who to interview!”
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REVTV BEGINS
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A blistering opening introduction theme begins to play as we are LIVE in the ReVTV studio with your host Neo James Carner behind a desk as a wall of monitors behind him illuminates the name of the show behind Neo. Neo is wearing an expensive teal Armani blazer with a white collared shirt beneath.
NJC: “Hello and welcome to ReVTV! You’re sitting here LIVE with Neo James Carner! And we’re gonna get right into the news with our top story.”
Neo says turning his head to face camera 2 but the camera switches to camera 3 so we see the side of Neo’s face.
NJC: “Magnets, how do they work? Scientists are stumped.”
Neo turns to face camera 1 and we’re treated with camera 6 which shows a camera underneath the news desk between Neo’s legs, he’s wearing swim trunks with his suit top.
NJC: “In the world of sports, The ReVenants are the greatest faction XHF has ever seen, a recent poll shown here.”
Neo points his hand at a graphic that appears above his head that shows a graph saying 99% of people agree The ReVenants reign supreme.
NJC: “The 1% who said differently also revealed themselves to be habitual litter bugs who pollute natural ecosystems.”
Neo says, stacking his reading cards in his hand neatly as he turns to face camera 3 and we actually get a shot from camera 3.
NJC: “Is the refrigerator running at your parents house? It better be, because local experts have discovered I’ll be visiting your mom and I need my beer frosty, Zepp, I’m talking to you buddy. Tell Isiah, he’ll wanna smell my hand after.”
Neo says with a clicking of his tongue and a greasy wink. A graphic of a shining star appears to shoot out of Neo’s winking eye and displays a message that says “The More You Know.” with triumphant patriotic music.
NJC: “Now here’s Jeff Noon with the weather.”
We quickly cut to a picture of Jeff Noon covered and drenched in sweat as he screams directly into the camera, it seems he’s locked in a closet for some reason as he slams at the door with his hands.
Jeff: “IT’S HOT!!!!!!!”
The camera quickly cuts back to Neo in the studio.
NJC: “Thanks Jeff! We’ll send someone to get you out of there shortly, they’re almost done watching reruns of Judge Judy.”
Neo turns to face camera 1 and we get camera 69 which shows the back of Neo’s head.
NJC: “You know...I like you Edward Zepp, you remind me of a younger me. You’ve got the affinity for synthwave, Dance With The Dead is wonderful. You’re aware of the musical brilliance of Cedric and Omar of the Mars Volta. you’re winning major hipster points with me every day. Obscure musical tastes aside, you’re standing in my way. You might be seven foot, but guess what, that makes you just a very large tree that needs chopping down. And when it comes to two giant fucks like Zepp and Fowler? I’m all about deforestation.”
Neo tents his hands as he turns around and faces the camera.
NJC: “Fowler, you’re making it somewhat of a career of getting in my way, so what is it? You’ve come out of retirement to make a big spectacle of yourself and that has to come at my expense? I’m tired of it, I’m tired of your affiliations and alliances, The Bastards, GSP, you’re becoming a nuisance, a festering parasite that’s desperately clinging to your faded vanity and the days of it coming at the expense of my momentum are over! You’ve found yourself in the crosshairs of Neo James Carner, and I don’t plan on missing, this time when I hit you with the Sympho-Knee, you’re going down...and you’re staying down!”
Neo swivels in his chair.
NJC: “Now here’s Rob Garcia with something really special!”
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Keith: “Explain it again.”
A smooth suave voice permeates through the speaker box of the phone as it can only be recognized as the most ravishing ReVenant the ever grace the squared circle depending what middle age woman you ask.
Neo James Carner: “A news show! We control the content and we can expose the world for their misdeeds! We put our story out there front and center for the world to see and on our terms. We control the context of The ReVenants! I’m going to call it ReVTV!!!! Zepp?! Fowler!? The Galactic Space Pirates!? The Bastards!? Hell, they’re gonna wanna watch this and dissect it with a knife! A broadcast that enriches the world! Think of the branding! We can even have different kinds of segments Keith! Drink a robust whiskey and tell the Sleazy Facts! Rob! Our man on the scene! Action News done right! Rob “The Reporter” Garcia!”
Rob pops the cork off a champagne bottle as he grins.
Rob: “I like this idea, it would give me a press pass and access to information.”
Keith arches an eyebrow.
Keith: “Jeff’s been leaving the news around you again hasn’t he, Rob?”
Rob: “Jeff wants to make sure I know what’s up, to be honest because there’s conspiracies all around us. Why, I’m pretty sure catering is conspiring against me having fresh lettuce.”
NJC: “See! Rob’s gonna be able to get us rich exclusives! This is huge for us to change our brand and bring something really good to the world. The TRUTH!”
Keith: “Look if ya think you can pull it off, go for it, you don’t need my blessing, you’re a full grown WOLF in this pack Neo!”
Rob: “Dude I have a good idea who to interview!”
--
REVTV BEGINS
--
A blistering opening introduction theme begins to play as we are LIVE in the ReVTV studio with your host Neo James Carner behind a desk as a wall of monitors behind him illuminates the name of the show behind Neo. Neo is wearing an expensive teal Armani blazer with a white collared shirt beneath.
NJC: “Hello and welcome to ReVTV! You’re sitting here LIVE with Neo James Carner! And we’re gonna get right into the news with our top story.”
Neo says turning his head to face camera 2 but the camera switches to camera 3 so we see the side of Neo’s face.
NJC: “Magnets, how do they work? Scientists are stumped.”
Neo turns to face camera 1 and we’re treated with camera 6 which shows a camera underneath the news desk between Neo’s legs, he’s wearing swim trunks with his suit top.
NJC: “In the world of sports, The ReVenants are the greatest faction XHF has ever seen, a recent poll shown here.”
Neo points his hand at a graphic that appears above his head that shows a graph saying 99% of people agree The ReVenants reign supreme.
NJC: “The 1% who said differently also revealed themselves to be habitual litter bugs who pollute natural ecosystems.”
Neo says, stacking his reading cards in his hand neatly as he turns to face camera 3 and we actually get a shot from camera 3.
NJC: “Is the refrigerator running at your parents house? It better be, because local experts have discovered I’ll be visiting your mom and I need my beer frosty, Zepp, I’m talking to you buddy. Tell Isiah, he’ll wanna smell my hand after.”
Neo says with a clicking of his tongue and a greasy wink. A graphic of a shining star appears to shoot out of Neo’s winking eye and displays a message that says “The More You Know.” with triumphant patriotic music.
NJC: “Now here’s Jeff Noon with the weather.”
We quickly cut to a picture of Jeff Noon covered and drenched in sweat as he screams directly into the camera, it seems he’s locked in a closet for some reason as he slams at the door with his hands.
Jeff: “IT’S HOT!!!!!!!”
The camera quickly cuts back to Neo in the studio.
NJC: “Thanks Jeff! We’ll send someone to get you out of there shortly, they’re almost done watching reruns of Judge Judy.”
Neo turns to face camera 1 and we get camera 69 which shows the back of Neo’s head.
NJC: “You know...I like you Edward Zepp, you remind me of a younger me. You’ve got the affinity for synthwave, Dance With The Dead is wonderful. You’re aware of the musical brilliance of Cedric and Omar of the Mars Volta. you’re winning major hipster points with me every day. Obscure musical tastes aside, you’re standing in my way. You might be seven foot, but guess what, that makes you just a very large tree that needs chopping down. And when it comes to two giant fucks like Zepp and Fowler? I’m all about deforestation.”
Neo tents his hands as he turns around and faces the camera.
NJC: “Fowler, you’re making it somewhat of a career of getting in my way, so what is it? You’ve come out of retirement to make a big spectacle of yourself and that has to come at my expense? I’m tired of it, I’m tired of your affiliations and alliances, The Bastards, GSP, you’re becoming a nuisance, a festering parasite that’s desperately clinging to your faded vanity and the days of it coming at the expense of my momentum are over! You’ve found yourself in the crosshairs of Neo James Carner, and I don’t plan on missing, this time when I hit you with the Sympho-Knee, you’re going down...and you’re staying down!”
Neo swivels in his chair.
NJC: “Now here’s Rob Garcia with something really special!”
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