Post by kiddiaz316 on Nov 3, 2021 18:15:28 GMT -5
Joint Production (Tim,Rich, Stewart and Jay)
(Scene opens backstage at Omaha Beach in Normandy, France following XHF End Of Days: Battlefield. Kid Diaz and Adam
Miller is seen with many scantily clad ladies of the night, reporters, French dignitaries and fans. Kid grabs a cameraman.)
Diaz: (snapping his fingers) Up here mother fucker!
(The camera zooms in on him.)
Diaz: Most of you walk around this place on borrowed time. You think you're a badass? You think that you're the man? Well, kids, you ain't shit! I am officially stating to the world that none of you got the job done! All these big scary threats of violence and who has the gold?
(Kid raises his tag team in the air.)
Diaz: You are all pathetic, a sick joke that has no business being called wrestlers of any sort. We are untouchable, and unbeatable at the moment, so if I was you, I'd get myself laid, go out and party as much as possible, and do whatever it is the hell you do for shits and giggles while you still have the use of your remaining limbs.
(Kid shoots a half smirking grin.)
Diaz: Oh, and this goes out to Jester and his whore; welcome to the Asylum bitch tits. You and me, we've had some shit to deal with didn’t we? You don't like me, and I don't like you, so it seems like the only logical way to sort it is for us was to do a little dance in the fun house, and for me to show you how much better we are than you. We accomplished that!
(Kid pauses and looks down at his tag team
team title.)
Diaz: You think you're all mean, and nasty? Bro, we showed you how it's supposed to be done, and we left you a dribbling wreck and now you will be moved to some mental hospital where they ship all the head fucked retards, and your life will consist of being fed with a spoon, and having your ass wiped by mean old 67 year old Karen that work there. But, as fun as that sounds, you can wait your turn like the good little whore that you are, because I've got business with bigger and more important people to ruin now that we ruined you!
(Kid reaches over and grabs a bottle of Champagne and begins chugging.)
Diaz: Don’t get it twisted! We told ya this would happen and what did you all do? You laughed! You snickered, you smirked and you ignored the truth! Since the formation of The Blackhand it has been nothing but us WINNING! It has been us CHANGING UPW! This company was run by a dickless pansy who couldn’t afford the belts that we wear around our waists! The shows were produced in a shitty little, run down high school gym. Now? Here we are in TOKYO JAPAN! That is because OF THE BLACKHAND! You don’t have to thank us right away, you all have time!
(The camera cuts to Miller who is heavily bandaged on his left arm but has refused orders to go to a medical facility. He picks up his title and drapes it across his lap)
Miller: What's this!? Another title for Adam Miller…...another victory for Adam Miller…..another fuck you to all who said "this guy ain't shit" "He's holding the Blackhand back" mother fuckers this is only the start! And if you believe me putting my life at risk with that maneuver was a "showpiece" you are wrong, I live and die for these guys, so you better believe that Adam Miller is fucking Relentless and fucking unstoppable!
(Devin Bishop enters through the ring ropes, his Openweight Championship belt clutched to his side. He grabs a bottle of champagne, taking a few gulps then pouring the remaining contents over Rain Blackheart's head.)
Bishop: What you see in front of you right now is not just a group of champions. You are witnessing the culmination of the construction of a dynasty. Kid Diaz, Adam Miller, and Devin Bishop and your new Sin City Champion Rain Blackheart are four spokes in the wheel that will drive the UPW forward into a new era. If you want to make a name for yourself, you have to come through us, and that is no easy task. Just ask Disorganized Chaos. Ask Nathaniel. Ask Dillian DeHaven. Ask any of the host of beaten and broken bodies we've left in our wake. The Black Hand has all the gold, and we don't care if you love it or hate it, you just have to accept it.
Reporter One: Devin, your win at Hostile Fury was controversial…
Bishop: Controversial? Why? Because Elijah Anderson had the momentary presence of mind to do the right thing and disqualify Nathaniel due to the audacity of Cliff Ragsdale and Brittany...thinking that they could break the contract and leave those cages before the match was over? Nathaniel, fact of the matter is I was well on my way to beating you. Ragsdale knew you couldn't win on your own. Eric knew you couldn't win on your own. Worst of all, your woman knew you couldn't win on your own. No one in the CCZA...not a single solitary soul believed in you, Nathaniel. Mull that over as you fly home.
Reporter Two: There is some speculation that Elijah Anderson is being paid off by you and the Black Hand.
Bishop: Really? And why is that? Because we dominate everyone put in front of us? Because Elijah knows what he has when he looks at the Black Hand? No no, Elijah simply enforced the stipulation of the contract. My hands are clean...but this black glove...it's stained with the blood, sweat, tears, and shattered dreams of those who try to reach the Apex.
(Rain holds up the Sin City Belt as Terrance takes a microphone)
TC: “Let’s stick to the facts here people…
“FACT: Nathaniel did not understand the ins and outs of the contract he signed and Cliffy Ragsdale did not have the wherewithal to get out the crayons and draw pictures so Nate knew exactly what he was getting into. Thus his dumbass fucked the fuck up and cost himself the title. You had your shot and you blew it.
“FACT: Even though a madman tried to stack the deck, Mayhem Miller and Dangerous Diaz ripped, tore, slashed and smashed the FORMER tag team champions. Just like when CJ tried to outsmart Devin with a match of his own design, Disorganized Chaos failed and failed miserably as Rated M now holds the UPW Tag titles. You tried. You failed. Go to the back of the line, or even better just try singles careers and save yourselves any further disappointment in the tag division.
“FACT: Madam Wu wanted the best of UPW represented tonight and they made the right choice. Dillan DeHaven, if you want to wise up and seek some competent management for your career then you should get my number and we’ll talk because you brought it tonight but you just weren’t good enough to beat the Professional Rain Blackheart.”
(hands the mike to Rain)
Rain: “I’ve said it before and I’m going to say it again, when you want to showcase the best in UPW you call in the Professional. The final piece of the puzzle was put in place when my hand was raised and I began my reign as Sin City Champion. Now the Black Hand has done exactly what we said we would do. We hold all the gold, we are at the top of the mountain and that is where we will stay. No other group has been able to do what we have accomplished. Does any of the Ragsdale cult have the longest reigning World Champion...No! Could the Alliance have survived a level of brutality that Rated M did to win the tag belts… No! Did the predestined lapdog of UPW homeland security and dedicated dogshit shoveler get picked to showcase the UP Wrestling for a global audience on a scale of XHF End Of Days… HELL NO! They chose the best and they got the best. And now the Black Hand will be rolling back into Las Vegas for a celebration like no other to begin our undisputed reign and I dare anyone to step up and TRY to take these belts from us!”
(Miller takes the mic)
Miller: Welcome to the new age of professional wrestling motherfuckers! (Throws mic up in air)