Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2021 21:32:38 GMT -5
Once again the scene opens up to CJ doing some of the most entertaining shit in UPW
This time he's standing in front of stack of bricks, two bricks wide and twelve bricks high. An Asian guy in a silk bathrobe or Kimono or whatever is standing on the opposite side of the stack of bricks speaks to him.
Asian Bathrobe Guy:"If Tanaka is your shidoshi then you must know Dim Mak."
CJ: "Uh...yeah I know Dim, we go way back. I dated his cousin...Chung...Li."
Silk Stalker: "Death Touch. Bottom Brick."
CJ: "Oh hell no! If I touch that bottom Brick I'm gonna die?"
Japanese Jim Bob: "You Break Bottom Brick. With One Hit."
CJ: "Bet."
He steps off camera and is heard digging through stuff, he cusses and something breaks and a cat screeches. He comes back pulling on the black riot glove then punches down, his fist crashing all the way through the bricks. CJ pulls the glove off and tosses it aside.
CJ: "Yeah! How about that?! Bruce Lee Ain't Got Shit On Me!"
Asian Guy: "Bruce Lee was Chinese you dumb fuck."
CJ stops smiling and glares at the Asian guy in anger. The Asian guy stares back at him with the same stoic face.
Asian Guy: "You Go Now."
CJ slowly backs up still glaring at the man. He backs out of frame and the Asian guy watched him go then turns to the camera.
Asian Guy: "And John Wayne's first name...was Marion."
CJ comes charging back into frame screaming.
CJ: "YOUTAKETHATBACK!!!"
He tackles the guy out of frame and they can be heard scuffling. The dubbed in sounds of Bruce Li's 'Waaaaeeeeeeaaaaah!' can be heard then the sound of three gun shots. CJ bolts back through the frame and the screen fades.
A message pops up that says 'Brought To You By The Handsome, Talented Mother Fucker In Wrestling. Now Follow That!'
This time he's standing in front of stack of bricks, two bricks wide and twelve bricks high. An Asian guy in a silk bathrobe or Kimono or whatever is standing on the opposite side of the stack of bricks speaks to him.
Asian Bathrobe Guy:"If Tanaka is your shidoshi then you must know Dim Mak."
CJ: "Uh...yeah I know Dim, we go way back. I dated his cousin...Chung...Li."
Silk Stalker: "Death Touch. Bottom Brick."
CJ: "Oh hell no! If I touch that bottom Brick I'm gonna die?"
Japanese Jim Bob: "You Break Bottom Brick. With One Hit."
CJ: "Bet."
He steps off camera and is heard digging through stuff, he cusses and something breaks and a cat screeches. He comes back pulling on the black riot glove then punches down, his fist crashing all the way through the bricks. CJ pulls the glove off and tosses it aside.
CJ: "Yeah! How about that?! Bruce Lee Ain't Got Shit On Me!"
Asian Guy: "Bruce Lee was Chinese you dumb fuck."
CJ stops smiling and glares at the Asian guy in anger. The Asian guy stares back at him with the same stoic face.
Asian Guy: "You Go Now."
CJ slowly backs up still glaring at the man. He backs out of frame and the Asian guy watched him go then turns to the camera.
Asian Guy: "And John Wayne's first name...was Marion."
CJ comes charging back into frame screaming.
CJ: "YOUTAKETHATBACK!!!"
He tackles the guy out of frame and they can be heard scuffling. The dubbed in sounds of Bruce Li's 'Waaaaeeeeeeaaaaah!' can be heard then the sound of three gun shots. CJ bolts back through the frame and the screen fades.
A message pops up that says 'Brought To You By The Handsome, Talented Mother Fucker In Wrestling. Now Follow That!'