Post by nick on Jan 7, 2022 11:21:15 GMT -5
(A cartoon fills the screen. We see a burly warrior marching purposefully up a hill, bucket in hand. Dramatic music plays as the hero gets to the top of the hill. There he finds an old well. He grins and whistles a merry tune as he ties the bucket to the rope and winds the lever so that the bucket descends. The whistling becomes Monty Python’s “Lumberjack” song. Down goes the bucket until -
CLANG!
It hits the bottom. The warrior startled shakes his head and then peers querulously over the side.
“HeloOOOOO!?” he bellows – for no good reason except it seemed the right thing to do. He then hastily winds the rope and bucket back up. Incredulously he retrieves the bucket. It’s dry. Bone dry. Again the warrior peers over the side not quite believing that there’s no water. As he’s peering in a Fairy flaots down behind him and BOOTS HIM UP THE ASS! He topples head first down the well!
KER-RUNCH!!!
“Oh dear, oh dear! Cried the little fairy. It would seem that our valiant warrior has gone to the well one too many times.”)
(The TV is switched off and the camera pans back to reveal a smirking Pixilicious, the Sin City Championship belt draped across her lap. The stunning blonde pushes her back and then calmly addresses the camera.)
Pixi: So, there you have it. Once again the Black Hand – and especially Mr Diaz go to the same well. “We’re so great.” “No one can touch us.“ “We do everything better than everyone else”. You know what I mean. After all, how many times has he said the same old thing? And yet…..and yet it’s Team Sp!ke that have been TWO TIMES Tag Champions. It’s ME that holds the Sin City Championship. Sure, he’s World and Tag champ – at the moment and I can’t take that fact away from him – at least not yet. Was the manner of his World title victory less than ideal? For sure. Dos it negate the fact that he holds that title? Not at all. What it does show though, is that Mr Diaz is bereft of ideas. Whilst I am setting out to make the Sin City belt something truly special and individual, he’s just going through the motions, spouting the SAME material he’s used time and time again.
(She shrugs.)
Pixi: That’s okay. If he doesn’t want a long or memorable reign, he’s going the right way about it. That’s particularly true if he thinks that dismissing the threat that Uncle Jack and I pose is even remotely wise. At least Mr Bishop’s time out of the spotlight hasn’t eroded his insight. He recognises Team Sp!ke for the threat that they are. And look how long he was champ for.
The fact is – Rated M have got NOTHING that Team Sp!ke fears. We are going to show you that it’s US who are the main threat to you retaining those belts. So, keep going to that well in the hopes of finding something new to say. Keep deluding yourself that you can easily dismiss us as non-threatening. All that does is add up to a very short run at the top: a short, forgettable run at that.
(She smiles)
Lastly, thanks for the tip about the cameras; yes plural. We found TWO! So no more pictures, but yes – I AM that flexible.
(Pixi takes her left foot and lifting it, places it behind her neck. She then unhooks it.)
Pixi: Not that any of You will ever know just HOW flexible.
(She concludes with another smug grin and starts to peel off her top. It’s apparent that she’s wearing nothing underneath. Just before her breasts are revealed the feed cuts.)
CLANG!
It hits the bottom. The warrior startled shakes his head and then peers querulously over the side.
“HeloOOOOO!?” he bellows – for no good reason except it seemed the right thing to do. He then hastily winds the rope and bucket back up. Incredulously he retrieves the bucket. It’s dry. Bone dry. Again the warrior peers over the side not quite believing that there’s no water. As he’s peering in a Fairy flaots down behind him and BOOTS HIM UP THE ASS! He topples head first down the well!
KER-RUNCH!!!
“Oh dear, oh dear! Cried the little fairy. It would seem that our valiant warrior has gone to the well one too many times.”)
(The TV is switched off and the camera pans back to reveal a smirking Pixilicious, the Sin City Championship belt draped across her lap. The stunning blonde pushes her back and then calmly addresses the camera.)
Pixi: So, there you have it. Once again the Black Hand – and especially Mr Diaz go to the same well. “We’re so great.” “No one can touch us.“ “We do everything better than everyone else”. You know what I mean. After all, how many times has he said the same old thing? And yet…..and yet it’s Team Sp!ke that have been TWO TIMES Tag Champions. It’s ME that holds the Sin City Championship. Sure, he’s World and Tag champ – at the moment and I can’t take that fact away from him – at least not yet. Was the manner of his World title victory less than ideal? For sure. Dos it negate the fact that he holds that title? Not at all. What it does show though, is that Mr Diaz is bereft of ideas. Whilst I am setting out to make the Sin City belt something truly special and individual, he’s just going through the motions, spouting the SAME material he’s used time and time again.
(She shrugs.)
Pixi: That’s okay. If he doesn’t want a long or memorable reign, he’s going the right way about it. That’s particularly true if he thinks that dismissing the threat that Uncle Jack and I pose is even remotely wise. At least Mr Bishop’s time out of the spotlight hasn’t eroded his insight. He recognises Team Sp!ke for the threat that they are. And look how long he was champ for.
The fact is – Rated M have got NOTHING that Team Sp!ke fears. We are going to show you that it’s US who are the main threat to you retaining those belts. So, keep going to that well in the hopes of finding something new to say. Keep deluding yourself that you can easily dismiss us as non-threatening. All that does is add up to a very short run at the top: a short, forgettable run at that.
(She smiles)
Lastly, thanks for the tip about the cameras; yes plural. We found TWO! So no more pictures, but yes – I AM that flexible.
(Pixi takes her left foot and lifting it, places it behind her neck. She then unhooks it.)
Pixi: Not that any of You will ever know just HOW flexible.
(She concludes with another smug grin and starts to peel off her top. It’s apparent that she’s wearing nothing underneath. Just before her breasts are revealed the feed cuts.)