Post by rich121 on Jan 21, 2022 8:43:17 GMT -5
It's a dark alley way with a single buzzing, flickering streetlight illuminating part of the area. Slouched down beside an overflowing dumpster, Jester LeBeau sits, crushes out his ‘cigarette’ and laments…
Jester: “Welp, that didn’t quite go as expected. That Esmerelda Von Krauss brought it like a mother fucker. No shame in that, we both bled, we both tore into each other and hell I may have learned a few new tricks that I may have to try out. I can respect the fuck out of a competitor like that. Hell, I’ll even admit, that match gave me a bit of a chub. I could have gone full on hardon, but I may have lost a bit too much blood for that.
“So now that excursion has come to a sudden finish, I suppose I should return to UPW and fuck some shit up there. I mean I watched Friday Night Free for All and laughed my ass off. Cornelius Javorski Walker got his ignorant ass suspended because his ego overtook him AGAIN. Poor kid, he needs to find some Zen, or happy place or some really good weed… like the product available at Jester LeBeau’s High Quality Marijuana Dispensary and Discount Brothel with Mediocre Childcare now with 5 locations in Reno and our new superstore soon to open on the Las Vegas strip.
“Oh, to the Roberson Clan, I’m going to be sending you some of my new strain of hybrid kush. Straight up good shit pals, let me know what you think, I can always use the testimonials. Hell, if you want, I’ll come by and smoke with you.
“So now I can wander back into the Sahara Events Center and see what shit I can stir up. I saw where the third spot in a 3 way with Pixi is up for grabs, now that could be fun. I mean from the HOURS of footage I have on Pixi I know that she LOVES a good three way. Especially a sweet Eiffel Tower with a 5-dollar Jiffy Lube into a double reverse cowgirl with a Detroit titty twister in the trailer park…. Oh… it’s not THAT kind of three way? It’s for the Sin City title? Well, that could be fun too, I guess. I mean I’m still a little sore, but I REALLY think that if anyone embodies Sin City it’s not little Miss Sunshine with the shaven kitty and a bad dragon… It’s someone who dwells in sin every minute of every day, whether it’s banging some dude’s wife beside a dumpster at Applebee’s while he is inside waiting for a table, rolling smoke using bible pages for papers, or doing blow off of a Def Leppard mirror won a rigged dart game at the Nevada State Fair. But that’s still not up to me, I can just unzip and pull it out for the world to see. Just like all that footage of Pixilicious I just sold to Porn Hub. Gotta monetize bay-bay!
“However, do I want to come back? I mean at this point my allies are few and far between, more along the line of nonexistent, but I do owe a few people a few more laughs and scars. And I do have this UPW World Open weight Championship shot and that’s something I’ll need to cash in at some point. There is still a lot of hell to raise and chaos to unleash. Then again, maybe I want to take a measure of revenge on Esmerelda. Maybe I should just pop back in and fuck up everything at SUPREMACY, it’s amazing what a well-placed chair shot of 12 can do for a match.
“Or maybe I’ll just head back home for a bit, get higher than giraffe pussy and come back down sometime in September. Lots of possibilities, lots of people to piss off…lots of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to deliver to everyone who looks at me sideways… decisions, decisions… whatever am I to do? I guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”
Jester: “Welp, that didn’t quite go as expected. That Esmerelda Von Krauss brought it like a mother fucker. No shame in that, we both bled, we both tore into each other and hell I may have learned a few new tricks that I may have to try out. I can respect the fuck out of a competitor like that. Hell, I’ll even admit, that match gave me a bit of a chub. I could have gone full on hardon, but I may have lost a bit too much blood for that.
“So now that excursion has come to a sudden finish, I suppose I should return to UPW and fuck some shit up there. I mean I watched Friday Night Free for All and laughed my ass off. Cornelius Javorski Walker got his ignorant ass suspended because his ego overtook him AGAIN. Poor kid, he needs to find some Zen, or happy place or some really good weed… like the product available at Jester LeBeau’s High Quality Marijuana Dispensary and Discount Brothel with Mediocre Childcare now with 5 locations in Reno and our new superstore soon to open on the Las Vegas strip.
“Oh, to the Roberson Clan, I’m going to be sending you some of my new strain of hybrid kush. Straight up good shit pals, let me know what you think, I can always use the testimonials. Hell, if you want, I’ll come by and smoke with you.
“So now I can wander back into the Sahara Events Center and see what shit I can stir up. I saw where the third spot in a 3 way with Pixi is up for grabs, now that could be fun. I mean from the HOURS of footage I have on Pixi I know that she LOVES a good three way. Especially a sweet Eiffel Tower with a 5-dollar Jiffy Lube into a double reverse cowgirl with a Detroit titty twister in the trailer park…. Oh… it’s not THAT kind of three way? It’s for the Sin City title? Well, that could be fun too, I guess. I mean I’m still a little sore, but I REALLY think that if anyone embodies Sin City it’s not little Miss Sunshine with the shaven kitty and a bad dragon… It’s someone who dwells in sin every minute of every day, whether it’s banging some dude’s wife beside a dumpster at Applebee’s while he is inside waiting for a table, rolling smoke using bible pages for papers, or doing blow off of a Def Leppard mirror won a rigged dart game at the Nevada State Fair. But that’s still not up to me, I can just unzip and pull it out for the world to see. Just like all that footage of Pixilicious I just sold to Porn Hub. Gotta monetize bay-bay!
“However, do I want to come back? I mean at this point my allies are few and far between, more along the line of nonexistent, but I do owe a few people a few more laughs and scars. And I do have this UPW World Open weight Championship shot and that’s something I’ll need to cash in at some point. There is still a lot of hell to raise and chaos to unleash. Then again, maybe I want to take a measure of revenge on Esmerelda. Maybe I should just pop back in and fuck up everything at SUPREMACY, it’s amazing what a well-placed chair shot of 12 can do for a match.
“Or maybe I’ll just head back home for a bit, get higher than giraffe pussy and come back down sometime in September. Lots of possibilities, lots of people to piss off…lots of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to deliver to everyone who looks at me sideways… decisions, decisions… whatever am I to do? I guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”