The Bastards

[robriot]

Handler Info

Preferred Name/Nickname OOC: robriot or frankwindsor on here (fowler never reads his PMs!)

Discord or Board for Contact Method? Discord is fine

If Discord, what's your Contact Name? Rob Riot or Frank Windsor

Time Zone: GMT

In-Character Info:-

Tag Team / Stable Name: The Bastards

Names of Each Team Member:

1. Rob Riot

2. Frank Windsor

3. Billy Fowler

Wrestler Pic Bases: Riot - Adrian English. Windsor - Eddie Kingston. Fowler - Kevin Nash.

Combined Weight: They don't all fit together on a set of scales to check. Somewhere around 750lbs?

Entrance Music: "Take It Easy, Chicken" by Mansun.

Tag-Team / Stable Entrance:

BEEP. CLICK. BEEP BEEP. CLICK.

The electronic opening to Mansun's "Take it Easy, Chicken" pipes into the arena, shortly followed by the scream of the opening guitar riff. It's Bastards time. Red, white, and blue lights pick out the entrance way as the crowd stands up, waiting to catch a glimpse of the Englishmen. Some of them cheer, some of them boo, but all of them react.

The curtains part as a battered old Ford Cortina messily careers its way through the curtains, coming to an awkward stop at the top of the ramp. After a moment the Bastards step out of the back, taking a second to mug for the crowd.

Satisfied that everybody's got the photo they wanted, they nod to each other and then charge the ring, sliding in through the bottom rope.

Trios Finishing Move:

Set-Up Maneuver: Anything works, but it involves all three of them being in the ring. If it's just two, they'll stick with their standard singles finishes.

Finisher: HARD BREXIT. The opponent is whipped to the ropes. Riot and Windsor pick them at waist height as they bounce back, and propel them into the air where Fowler catches them with a falling cutter. (Think about it as a 3D, but with two people doing the lifting and more elevation).

Stable / Tag-Team Style: They'll do whatever it takes to win. They're allies, and a solid group. Whether it's a singles, tag, or trios match, they'll have each other's back.

Team Alignment: Indifferent, but babyfaces for now.

Gimmick: Three hard drinking, foul-mouthed working-class Brits who behave like an old-school British rock band on tour. They always wear "tour tshirts" that list the venues of the next few shows. Boisterous, rowdy, and strongly anti-authority. Give Led Zeppelin muscles and some wrestling training and you won't be far off. Fowler, a giant of a man, is the most level-headed of the group. Windsor is the heaviest drinker, the hardest hitter, and undoubtedly the most violent of the three. Riot is more cerebral and scheming - but you'll know when he's pissed off with you.

Background Story: The Bastards formed in WrestleWars somewhere around 2015 (don't ask them precisely when - they were drunk at the time). Fowler and Windsor quickly became the promotion's tag champs while Riot held the world title. They dominated the promotion to the extent that it closed down when they ran out of contenders. They continued their alliance into Riot Star Wrestling, delighting in showing up unannounced to rescue faces or dish-out post match beatings when required of them. They've had their quarrels, and seemed to retire together in 2018 after a three-way match with each other at RSW AnarChristmas, but now the band is back together.