We're Here

[edwarddubin0604]

(Two figures are walking down a London street dressed like typical British citizens passing by Londoners and tipping their caps in greeting yet there is something off about them. They talk amongst themselves and their Asiatic features get them indifferent stares.)

Tong Fairtex:  "Ah here we are in merry old London where the Queen mother of Britain resides in her palace while her dimwitted relatives play games of the royal scandalous nature that the tabloids and their equally dimwitted readers eat up."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Ah yes just like typical readers all over the world but hey what can we say mate.  They love to read anything that's put in front of them as long as they get their kicks."

(Tong points to a pub and they enter.)

Tong Fairtex:  "Ah my brother a typical pub in London where all commoners enjoy a good tankard of ale and gossip and brag about their day."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Let's see how the ale and gossip match up in this fine establishment of thirst quenching.  I remember coming here years ago and I enjoyed the food nd drink as I made the rounds of this great city."

(They go up to the bar as the Owner eyes them.)

Owner:  "What can ah get ya."

Tong Fairtex:  "Your best ale my good man."

Phantam Fairtex:  "In the bottle."

Owner:  "Two bottles of ale coming up."

(The Owner goes to the end of the bar and returns with two bottles of ale.)

Tong Fairtex:  "Thanks and here's a tip."

(They take out their wallets and hand the Owner money and he looks suspiciously at the money as he examines it to see if it's real.)

Phantam Fairtex:  "Did we underpay for the ale."

Owner:  "No you overpaid for the ale."

Tong Fairtex:  "So keep it since my brother said you serve the best ale and you deserve it."

Phanam Fairtex:  "Cheery o old chap and have a merry good day mate."

(They leave with their bottles of ale.)

Tong Fairtex:  "Isn't it funny that these Bastards actually dared us to come to Wrestle:  UK to take them on for the World Tag Team Championships."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Did they remember this match was scheduled way before we even signed the contract to wrestle these Bastards."

Tong Fairtex:  "Imagine for tag team champions they had one of the stupidest names a tag team ever had."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Oh please do tell."

Tong Fairtex:  "They were called The Galactic Sex Pirates."

(Phantam bursts out laughing.)

Phantam Fairtex:  "Galactic Sex Pirates.  I thought anything Jonny Valentine thought up or anyone else thought up was stupid but these guys take the prize for dumbest name for a group."

Tong Fairtex:  "These guys are so stupid they have to lower themselves to insulting us but you know what brother Phantam."

Phantam Fairtex:  "What's that brother Tong."

Tong Fairtex:  "We have tradition on our side.  Now what do Riot, Windsor and that other guy have that over us besides the Freebird rule to play with."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Hey Tong look who's here."

Tong Fairtex:  "That's a tree."

Phantam Fairtex:  "It's a tall seven footer and Windsor is tall."

(He taps on the tree.)

Phantam Fairtex:  "Hello Frank it's Team Fairtex."

Tong Fairtex:  "Very funny Phantam."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Did you see the way he was winking at us in that group hug."

Tong Fairtex:  "Now that is weird but you know what?  We'll be seeing how much winking he's going to be doing when we give these Bastards some merry old ass kicking and some black eyes to match."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Yeah and a great fashion statement as we add those NPW Tag Team Championships to our fashion wardrobe."

Tong Fairtex:  "The two top teams will usher in a new era of wrestling in this network and Wrestle:  UK.  There's no doubt about the ringsiders are going to be roaring with anticipation when we step through the ropes and show everyone who is the better team."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Remember years ago in Hardkore Britain when we came here to wrestle The British Bulls and yet the match was cancelled."

Tong Fairtex:  "Come bell time we'll see if they actually have the guts to actually go through with this match."

Phantam Fairtex:  "Let them brag about collecting titles instead of defending the ones they have.  We'll be more than happy to relieve them of a couple of them so they can concentrate on going everywhere and collect all those lovely belts.  However, let's see if you have the guts to step into our world called The Anzac Cup.  You have the guts.
We'll see when the time comes."

Tong Fairtex:  "For now let's enjoy the ale."

(They leave as the scene slowly fades to black.)