Batman : Arkham World! [ GAME OVER ]
May 4, 2022 17:49:39 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, mosler, and 1 more like this
Post by IMMORTALS on May 4, 2022 17:49:39 GMT -5
Oh snap, it's the finale, the conclusion, the final countdown to the best damn Mafia trilogy in the history of Batman-themed Mafia trilogies. That's right...WELCOME TO-
BATMAN: ARKHAM WORLD
"Just keep it together Edward, nothing to be stressing about, we have this, we've done the math, we've done the calculations... ah-ha! Eureka! My masterpiece is complete!"
He jumps back to look upon his creation, a small chromed box with a series of intricate wirings and dials, buttons and lights. A mish-mash gadget of sorts, but to the creator this is his ultimate achievement, his ultimate trap. He leans into the chromed surface, and shows us his face;
"I've got you this time, Batman. Worlds Greatest Detective, I think not. More like Worlds Strangest Degenerate when my booby-trap goes off! See, this is no ordinary trap, Batman, no no... this is my pièce de ré·sis·tance, my crowning achievement. I don't have an official name for it, but I like to call it... the Universal Device! The power to tap into any thought in the known-universe, to see everything at once, to know your moves before even you do....hee hee, yes Batman, why try to outsmart you, when I can just be two steps ahead!"
The Riddler picks up his device, admiring the beauty of his work, and hops about in glee. Putting his device back down, he picks up his ? shaped cane and dances with it, spinning, swirling, twirling in a moment of pure joy...that's when-
SMACK!
Without a care in the world, he accidently connects with his new device, sending it flying. He can only watch in horror as his Universal Device hits the floor with a loud 'thud', breaking into pieces. Before a tear can roll from his eye...the very world around him shifts and jars, bends and time itself becomes intangible.
"Whaaaattttt issssss gggoiiinnnnngg oonnnnnnnn....."
At the end of the insane thrust of time and space itself, The Riddler hits the floor of his apartment with a hard bang, as if he fell from the sky itself.
"Ugh, well that felt... weird..."
"You can say that again."
Spinning on his heels, Edward Nigma looks to the new arrival in his room, a man he's never seen before, but a man even he recognizes...
"Hell-ooo, gorgeous!"
Reeling back in shock, our Riddler looks at this new guy in disbelief, unable to comprehend what just happened.
"Now tell me this, Stinky, but what is the meaning of this? Why have you dragged me from the comfort of my tower to this... poverty-stricken abode?"
"Dragged you here? I... I was... I..."
"I, I, I, you're beginning to sound like a pirate captain. Now You better open that trap pf yours and begin talking, or I'm going to lose my sense of patience!"
"It wasn't him, least not by purpose."
Both men spin around to see a third man in the room, dressed similarly yet less... tacky.
Holding the broken Universal Device, the masked man observes the wiring, the connections, the very trap itself.
"You wired this to act like some kind of quantum-trap, the person disarming it stuck in a time loop forever. Or worse, erased from existence as we know it. A complicated plan, for a man feasting on canned dog foods."
Looking around the room, the masked man pays note to the drawings on the walls, the scrawling's of a demented, sore loser, and his obsessed with the Bat so very clear.
"It seems your trap has malfunction, or perhaps it has worked flawlessly. Who are we to say? But what concerns me most... is him."
They all turn around to look at a fourth man before them, yet another Riddler.
"Yeah I'm not having as easy time with this universe-shifting nonsense as you are, in fact I'm... argh!"
In a burst, the fourth mans' form shifts and phases, and changes completely.
"Ugh, well that feeling sucks. How come you guys are not shapeshifting like me? How come...uh, here we go again."
The man begins to gag, but his own vomit silences him. The other three Riddler's meet in the middle of the room, surmising one another.
Riddler 2022 - "It seems we have a conundrum here, this Edward Nigma has somehow sucked us all into his dimension."
Riddler Carrey - "That is a conundrum, conundrumindeederoonie. What do we do?"
Riddler 1966 - "Don't ask me, but make it happen fast, I can't keep phasing like this!"
Riddler Arkham - "Wait a second... yes, we can fix the Universal Device and send us all home, but might I ask... is the Batman a problem in your worlds too?"
A unanimous silence confirms his suspicions.
Riddler Arkham - "Exactly what I thought. Now, hear me out... if all the Riddler's in the known universe converged on my location.... that means all the BATMEN of the known universe converged on my Bat's location... right?"
Riddler 2022 - "It's a wacky theory... but we are wacky people. Continue."
Riddler Arkham - "We can fix the device and send you all home, OR... we can KILL ALL THE BATMEN! No more Bats no more Caped Crusader, no more Dark Knights!"
Riddler 1966 - "That would make my life easier."
Riddler Carrey - "I could go for some Batwing soup."
Riddler 2022 - "And it's only a matter of time before my Batman catches up to me too... alright, let's do it. Step One, kill the Batmen. Step Two, go home."
Riddler Carrey - "OR... Step Two, take over the world! No Batmen means nobody to stop us!"
Riddler Arkham - "It is possible! Let us see first how the Batmen fare against us, and if we are successful... there may be no need for a PART TWO!"
They laugh in unison, all very cryptic and weird. But one thing is for certain, a unity of the most evil and chaotic minds of the Batman universe all group together in one single room... this can only spell disaster for Batman, The Batman, The Batmen, Batman 1966 etc.
You get the idea
WELCOME TO BATMAN WORLD!
Thanks to the Riddler of Arkham, he has somehow managed to converge all the worlds of Batman into one big clusterfucktastic adventure! Join us on the toughest Batman mission ever;
"Batman: The Mission to Figure Out Why Multiverses Are So Fuckin' Hot Right Now"
As always this fun comes with rules!
- Mafia/ Scum/ Riddler's/ Bad Guys versus Town/ Batmen/ Good Guys -
- Batmen win when ALL Riddler's are dead. Riddler's win when all Batmen are dead, OR if they get down to equal numbers on each team (IE 2 and 2) -
- Each DAY Phase allows us to vote, there will be no deadline eliminations. Majority vote or ability effects are the only ways to end DAY faster. DAY will probably be 48-72 hours long. -
- NIGHT phase is when you can use your abilities. As usual, I will probably go overboard on the abilities, I like my games to be role madness. NIGHT will probably be 24 hours long. -
- There MAY be abilities that can trigger in the DAY, we'll just have to see. -
- I'm a bastard, Rat's a bastard, but even combined this won't be a bastard rules games. And I will do my very very best to literally not help you one bit in DMs. -
- Speaking of which, if you have Discord that is #1 way to communicate with me. If not then we'll make a group on the boards for awkward players (looking at you Geoff) -
- I will be 'Liking' as I go, so I know where I last left off. If I haven't liked your post, I haven't read it and thus your vote or power has not come to my attention yet. -
- As usual editing of posts is strictly prohibited. First time there will be a warning (unless you've played before, then no warning), but a repeat offender will be modkilled and removed from the game. -
- Lastly, as always, AS ALWAYS, it is just a game. Be nice, have fun, be scummy, be rude, but never ever let IC stuff bleed into OOC stuff please. This is an escape from reality for most of us, don't let the asshole win here too <3 -
YOU SIGN UP NOW
(Game will begin when we hit like, 12+ players, or it will be open 'til Sunday and I'll kick it off then)
1 - Venom
2 - Kris
3 - Donzig
4 - Dave
5 - Mongo
6 - Kuroi
7 - Rat
8 - Cross
9 - Jesse
10 - Robbie
11 - Mosler
12 - Reck
13 - Adrien
He jumps back to look upon his creation, a small chromed box with a series of intricate wirings and dials, buttons and lights. A mish-mash gadget of sorts, but to the creator this is his ultimate achievement, his ultimate trap. He leans into the chromed surface, and shows us his face;
"I've got you this time, Batman. Worlds Greatest Detective, I think not. More like Worlds Strangest Degenerate when my booby-trap goes off! See, this is no ordinary trap, Batman, no no... this is my pièce de ré·sis·tance, my crowning achievement. I don't have an official name for it, but I like to call it... the Universal Device! The power to tap into any thought in the known-universe, to see everything at once, to know your moves before even you do....hee hee, yes Batman, why try to outsmart you, when I can just be two steps ahead!"
The Riddler picks up his device, admiring the beauty of his work, and hops about in glee. Putting his device back down, he picks up his ? shaped cane and dances with it, spinning, swirling, twirling in a moment of pure joy...that's when-
SMACK!
Without a care in the world, he accidently connects with his new device, sending it flying. He can only watch in horror as his Universal Device hits the floor with a loud 'thud', breaking into pieces. Before a tear can roll from his eye...the very world around him shifts and jars, bends and time itself becomes intangible.
"Whaaaattttt issssss gggoiiinnnnngg oonnnnnnnn....."
At the end of the insane thrust of time and space itself, The Riddler hits the floor of his apartment with a hard bang, as if he fell from the sky itself.
"Ugh, well that felt... weird..."
"You can say that again."
Spinning on his heels, Edward Nigma looks to the new arrival in his room, a man he's never seen before, but a man even he recognizes...
"Hell-ooo, gorgeous!"
Reeling back in shock, our Riddler looks at this new guy in disbelief, unable to comprehend what just happened.
"Now tell me this, Stinky, but what is the meaning of this? Why have you dragged me from the comfort of my tower to this... poverty-stricken abode?"
"Dragged you here? I... I was... I..."
"I, I, I, you're beginning to sound like a pirate captain. Now You better open that trap pf yours and begin talking, or I'm going to lose my sense of patience!"
"It wasn't him, least not by purpose."
Both men spin around to see a third man in the room, dressed similarly yet less... tacky.
Holding the broken Universal Device, the masked man observes the wiring, the connections, the very trap itself.
"You wired this to act like some kind of quantum-trap, the person disarming it stuck in a time loop forever. Or worse, erased from existence as we know it. A complicated plan, for a man feasting on canned dog foods."
Looking around the room, the masked man pays note to the drawings on the walls, the scrawling's of a demented, sore loser, and his obsessed with the Bat so very clear.
"It seems your trap has malfunction, or perhaps it has worked flawlessly. Who are we to say? But what concerns me most... is him."
They all turn around to look at a fourth man before them, yet another Riddler.
"Yeah I'm not having as easy time with this universe-shifting nonsense as you are, in fact I'm... argh!"
In a burst, the fourth mans' form shifts and phases, and changes completely.
"Ugh, well that feeling sucks. How come you guys are not shapeshifting like me? How come...uh, here we go again."
The man begins to gag, but his own vomit silences him. The other three Riddler's meet in the middle of the room, surmising one another.
Riddler 2022 - "It seems we have a conundrum here, this Edward Nigma has somehow sucked us all into his dimension."
Riddler Carrey - "That is a conundrum, conundrumindeederoonie. What do we do?"
Riddler 1966 - "Don't ask me, but make it happen fast, I can't keep phasing like this!"
Riddler Arkham - "Wait a second... yes, we can fix the Universal Device and send us all home, but might I ask... is the Batman a problem in your worlds too?"
A unanimous silence confirms his suspicions.
Riddler Arkham - "Exactly what I thought. Now, hear me out... if all the Riddler's in the known universe converged on my location.... that means all the BATMEN of the known universe converged on my Bat's location... right?"
Riddler 2022 - "It's a wacky theory... but we are wacky people. Continue."
Riddler Arkham - "We can fix the device and send you all home, OR... we can KILL ALL THE BATMEN! No more Bats no more Caped Crusader, no more Dark Knights!"
Riddler 1966 - "That would make my life easier."
Riddler Carrey - "I could go for some Batwing soup."
Riddler 2022 - "And it's only a matter of time before my Batman catches up to me too... alright, let's do it. Step One, kill the Batmen. Step Two, go home."
Riddler Carrey - "OR... Step Two, take over the world! No Batmen means nobody to stop us!"
Riddler Arkham - "It is possible! Let us see first how the Batmen fare against us, and if we are successful... there may be no need for a PART TWO!"
They laugh in unison, all very cryptic and weird. But one thing is for certain, a unity of the most evil and chaotic minds of the Batman universe all group together in one single room... this can only spell disaster for Batman, The Batman, The Batmen, Batman 1966 etc.
You get the idea
WELCOME TO BATMAN WORLD!
Thanks to the Riddler of Arkham, he has somehow managed to converge all the worlds of Batman into one big clusterfucktastic adventure! Join us on the toughest Batman mission ever;
"Batman: The Mission to Figure Out Why Multiverses Are So Fuckin' Hot Right Now"
As always this fun comes with rules!
- Mafia/ Scum/ Riddler's/ Bad Guys versus Town/ Batmen/ Good Guys -
- Batmen win when ALL Riddler's are dead. Riddler's win when all Batmen are dead, OR if they get down to equal numbers on each team (IE 2 and 2) -
- Each DAY Phase allows us to vote, there will be no deadline eliminations. Majority vote or ability effects are the only ways to end DAY faster. DAY will probably be 48-72 hours long. -
- NIGHT phase is when you can use your abilities. As usual, I will probably go overboard on the abilities, I like my games to be role madness. NIGHT will probably be 24 hours long. -
- There MAY be abilities that can trigger in the DAY, we'll just have to see. -
- I'm a bastard, Rat's a bastard, but even combined this won't be a bastard rules games. And I will do my very very best to literally not help you one bit in DMs. -
- Speaking of which, if you have Discord that is #1 way to communicate with me. If not then we'll make a group on the boards for awkward players (looking at you Geoff) -
- I will be 'Liking' as I go, so I know where I last left off. If I haven't liked your post, I haven't read it and thus your vote or power has not come to my attention yet. -
- As usual editing of posts is strictly prohibited. First time there will be a warning (unless you've played before, then no warning), but a repeat offender will be modkilled and removed from the game. -
- Lastly, as always, AS ALWAYS, it is just a game. Be nice, have fun, be scummy, be rude, but never ever let IC stuff bleed into OOC stuff please. This is an escape from reality for most of us, don't let the asshole win here too <3 -
YOU SIGN UP NOW
(Game will begin when we hit like, 12+ players, or it will be open 'til Sunday and I'll kick it off then)
1 - Venom
2 - Kris
3 - Donzig
4 - Dave
5 - Mongo
6 - Kuroi
7 - Rat
8 - Cross
9 - Jesse
10 - Robbie
11 - Mosler
12 - Reck
13 - Adrien