Post by edwarddubin0604 on May 21, 2022 19:18:55 GMT -5
(The Dark Stars are standing in what looks like an ancient arena on a desolate world. They look into the camera man who was brought through time and space to film their promo and is nervous about what awaits them if there are any threats nearby.)
Niko: "Armand you think that your flying on your fancy airship or whatever you call it preparing for your tag team match with us. You do nothing but smoke your fancy cigarettes and watch as Tarrasque beats down his sparring partner. You then brag about that sparring partner is us and Tarrasque is going to eat us."
Kono: "You know Armand blood doesn't mean anything to us. Blood is something we don't care about spilling and shedding since we're gladiators and you know what. Bring on the carnage and the pain and the gore of arena combat and war."
(They look around the ancient arena and smile with pride.)
Niko: "This arena Armand is the remains of an arena we fought in and that was before it was conquered by Shaakar after we killed their champions. We spilled their blood and they spilled ours but in the end we prevailed against their two champions. They were taller and more sadistic than us but we never backed down or showed any sense of fear."
Kono: "We showed no fear and we showed that we were willing to fight anyone and any team win, lose or draw didn't matter to us. We never backed down and guess what Armand. Neither did our opponents when we met to fight in the arena of combat. In fact even if the arena wasn't an arena but a desolate desert or the ruins of cities we fought anywhere at any time in space and time continuum."
(The Dark Stars look into the camera their expressions change to that of deadly seriousness.)
Niko: "Now Armand you think that Tarrasque is going to eat us like he bit into his sparring partner is going to intimidate us. We dare you to make us bleed Tarrasque and we dare you to do the same Armand. You're going to find that The Dark Stars are willing to spill blood just so we can return the same blood for blood. Pain for pain. Beat down for a beat down. As long as all four us are in the ring or still at ringside to make war."
Kono: "That's what we like to do best and that's make war in the ring or outside the ring. Let's see if you can actually back up your words Armand without using Tarrasque to fight the match for you. Let's see what you got in hand to hand combat or are you all talk and no action."
Niko: "Now if you think this ancient venue is some kind of optical illusion or some kind of science fiction set......"
Kono: "Maybe this will make you see what is real and what isn't real......"
(They tap commands on their arm bands and slide their hands over them and disappear and reappear in the arena ring venue in Leeds again.)
Niko: "Here we are Armand and we are back in time for our match with you and Tarrasque. It's like we never left and if you think it's still an illusion use your airship and go back in time and space and see if you can see what's going to happen to you."
Kono: "Maybe you can find some time travelling vehicle and go through time to see what's going to happen but since there are no vehicles that can do that. You can keep dreaming as we beat you and Tarrasque without backing down and without any ounce of fear in our faces. You want to see real brutality and real bloodshed. The Dark Stars will deliver on that and then some and we'll see who will be bloodied and still standing."
(The Dark Stars bang and grind their fists in their palms.)
Niko: "Things are going to be violent in this match and we plan on making sure that bloodshed is the main theme in this match. If you think we aren't serious about this match you don't know The Dark Stars. You really don't know The Dark Stars."
Kono: "You don't think we've been training real hard. We were drilling and working out and sparring quite hard and for this match even harder. That's what gladiators do when they prepare for combat and we are no exception to the rule. Just wait until we step into the ring and prove who the better tag team is. Let the blood spill Armand and Tarrasque. Let the pain be unleashed on each other."
Niko: "Blood shall be flowing and left in the ring when the match is complete and one team shall remain standing in this violent struggle for supremacy. If you think we plan on just cowering in fear just because you are Armand von Krauss and you have a monster named Tarrasque to stand behind while he does the work in and outside the ring. Then you have been smoking too many Egyptian cigarettes and smelled the smoke for too long to effect your thinking and senses."
Kono: "We'll be more than willing to bring you back to real reality and make sure that if you spill our blood. We'll still plan on spilling our own just like we mentioned throughout what we were saying though this promo."
Niko: "See you in the ring Armand and Tarrasque."
Kono: "Let's see if you have the guts to come out and spill your guts and blood."
Niko: "See you soon."
Kono: "Be there or we'll look for you and drag your sorry asses to the ring."
(They leave the ring as the scene slowly fades to back.)
Niko: "Armand you think that your flying on your fancy airship or whatever you call it preparing for your tag team match with us. You do nothing but smoke your fancy cigarettes and watch as Tarrasque beats down his sparring partner. You then brag about that sparring partner is us and Tarrasque is going to eat us."
Kono: "You know Armand blood doesn't mean anything to us. Blood is something we don't care about spilling and shedding since we're gladiators and you know what. Bring on the carnage and the pain and the gore of arena combat and war."
(They look around the ancient arena and smile with pride.)
Niko: "This arena Armand is the remains of an arena we fought in and that was before it was conquered by Shaakar after we killed their champions. We spilled their blood and they spilled ours but in the end we prevailed against their two champions. They were taller and more sadistic than us but we never backed down or showed any sense of fear."
Kono: "We showed no fear and we showed that we were willing to fight anyone and any team win, lose or draw didn't matter to us. We never backed down and guess what Armand. Neither did our opponents when we met to fight in the arena of combat. In fact even if the arena wasn't an arena but a desolate desert or the ruins of cities we fought anywhere at any time in space and time continuum."
(The Dark Stars look into the camera their expressions change to that of deadly seriousness.)
Niko: "Now Armand you think that Tarrasque is going to eat us like he bit into his sparring partner is going to intimidate us. We dare you to make us bleed Tarrasque and we dare you to do the same Armand. You're going to find that The Dark Stars are willing to spill blood just so we can return the same blood for blood. Pain for pain. Beat down for a beat down. As long as all four us are in the ring or still at ringside to make war."
Kono: "That's what we like to do best and that's make war in the ring or outside the ring. Let's see if you can actually back up your words Armand without using Tarrasque to fight the match for you. Let's see what you got in hand to hand combat or are you all talk and no action."
Niko: "Now if you think this ancient venue is some kind of optical illusion or some kind of science fiction set......"
Kono: "Maybe this will make you see what is real and what isn't real......"
(They tap commands on their arm bands and slide their hands over them and disappear and reappear in the arena ring venue in Leeds again.)
Niko: "Here we are Armand and we are back in time for our match with you and Tarrasque. It's like we never left and if you think it's still an illusion use your airship and go back in time and space and see if you can see what's going to happen to you."
Kono: "Maybe you can find some time travelling vehicle and go through time to see what's going to happen but since there are no vehicles that can do that. You can keep dreaming as we beat you and Tarrasque without backing down and without any ounce of fear in our faces. You want to see real brutality and real bloodshed. The Dark Stars will deliver on that and then some and we'll see who will be bloodied and still standing."
(The Dark Stars bang and grind their fists in their palms.)
Niko: "Things are going to be violent in this match and we plan on making sure that bloodshed is the main theme in this match. If you think we aren't serious about this match you don't know The Dark Stars. You really don't know The Dark Stars."
Kono: "You don't think we've been training real hard. We were drilling and working out and sparring quite hard and for this match even harder. That's what gladiators do when they prepare for combat and we are no exception to the rule. Just wait until we step into the ring and prove who the better tag team is. Let the blood spill Armand and Tarrasque. Let the pain be unleashed on each other."
Niko: "Blood shall be flowing and left in the ring when the match is complete and one team shall remain standing in this violent struggle for supremacy. If you think we plan on just cowering in fear just because you are Armand von Krauss and you have a monster named Tarrasque to stand behind while he does the work in and outside the ring. Then you have been smoking too many Egyptian cigarettes and smelled the smoke for too long to effect your thinking and senses."
Kono: "We'll be more than willing to bring you back to real reality and make sure that if you spill our blood. We'll still plan on spilling our own just like we mentioned throughout what we were saying though this promo."
Niko: "See you in the ring Armand and Tarrasque."
Kono: "Let's see if you have the guts to come out and spill your guts and blood."
Niko: "See you soon."
Kono: "Be there or we'll look for you and drag your sorry asses to the ring."
(They leave the ring as the scene slowly fades to back.)