Post by Bugz? on May 25, 2022 23:24:24 GMT -5
The scene only lasts for a few seconds as a dark shadow falls over her and we cut to static. A static that quickly gives way to Bugz? holding a jar filled with brackish water and dead insects, one strap of the Southern States Championship stuffed down the front of his pants as the rest of the belt dangles between his legs. He slowly rotates the jar around in one hand, looking from it to the camera, then back again as he points to the belt.
He begins to gently swirl the jar of water as he speaks. Foggy and the owl are behind him, grabbing each other by their jackets while throwing wild haymakers into each others' masks as they fight their way out of frame while Buta makes quick work out of yet another bag of Doritos.
Bugz? raises his free hand, putting up a finger each time he says a name.
The owl suddenly comes running back into frame behind Bugz?, disappearing off the other side of the screen with a baseball bat wielding Foggy close behind.
Bugz? swirls the jar of swamp juice a little more aggressively as Foggy runs back into frame without his baseball bat, followed closely by the owl wielding a single hedgeclipper blade. He tackles Foggy and brings the blade down, but Foggy moves his head out of the way and the blade hits the floor with a loud *CLANK*. The two of them wrestle around and Foggy manages to knock the blade away, only for the two to start trading punches again as Buta laughs and claps.
Bugz? gestures behind him just as the owl locks Foggy in a choke hold. Buta stamps his feet and starts to bounce aggressively on his chair, flinging crumbs all around as he laughs and snorts. Bugz? turns around for a moment, then faces the camera again, only for his eyes to widen as he does a doubletake.
Foggy lands several elbows on the owl, causing him to release his grip. Foggy jumps on top of him and starts raining punches down while the owl throws just as many punches back up at him. Bugz? shakes his head, then starts to look around before seeing something off screen, disappearing from view as he walks behind the camera.
Bugz? reappears, the jar in one hand and a metal pipe in the other. He starts poking the birds with the pipe, prodding more aggressively as they continue to fight.
Bugz? brings the pipe down on the concrete floor, causing a deafening clank that finally gets the attention of the birds, who stop mid punch, fists still balled as they look up at Bugz?. Everyone remains still and silent for a moment; the only sounds are a high pitched, feminine moan and an aggressive, fleshly smacking sound coming from Buta's TV. Without a word the men in the bird masks stand up and point at each other.
Bugz? aggressively prods Foggy in the chest with the pipe.
He then does the same to the owl.
The men in the bird masks look at each other for a moment, then look at the jar full of bugs and black water, pointing at it at the same time.
Bugz? pushes the pipe into Foggy's chest as he turns and walks back toward the camera, eyes fixed on the jar. Foggy holds the pipe against his chest with both hands, then looks at the owl. The owl runs out of frame again as Foggy gives chase, wielding the pipe above his head in both hands.
 | "Y'know, when I won this thing my first thought was to go straight to the pawn shop. I mean, if Nathan Cage can kick the shit outta' B.B. Gunn and get away with it I figure sellin' the belt and goin' on a coke binge prolly won't land me in too much hot water. But then, I started thinkin'..." |
He begins to gently swirl the jar of water as he speaks. Foggy and the owl are behind him, grabbing each other by their jackets while throwing wild haymakers into each others' masks as they fight their way out of frame while Buta makes quick work out of yet another bag of Doritos.
| "...maybe I'll hold onto it for a minute. Could be fun! I mean shit, did you see what I did to win the fuckin' thing? Imagine how much more fun I'm gonna' have tryin' to keep it! And wouldn't ya' fuckin' know it? My first defense is against Grimgor goddamn Ironhide. The Jolly Green Giant himself! On the list of people I'm pretty sure could fuck me up it's like..." |
Bugz? raises his free hand, putting up a finger each time he says a name.
| "...one, Nathan Cage. Two, me. Three, Grimgor Ironhide. Oh! And four, Latoya Hixx. I'd let her fuck me up real bad. Yo Latoya! Gimme a call if you want a guy that can do more than lay on his back! Anyway, what was I talkin' about?" |
The owl suddenly comes running back into frame behind Bugz?, disappearing off the other side of the screen with a baseball bat wielding Foggy close behind.
| "Oh yeah! Look man, I'm gonna' be straight with ya'. I can't understand a fuckin' word yer sayin' on accounta' that British accent or whatever. I'm not sure if you wanna' sell me canned vegetables or beat my ass. But seein' as you sent me this gift here, I'm gonna' guess you wanna' beat my ass." |
Bugz? swirls the jar of swamp juice a little more aggressively as Foggy runs back into frame without his baseball bat, followed closely by the owl wielding a single hedgeclipper blade. He tackles Foggy and brings the blade down, but Foggy moves his head out of the way and the blade hits the floor with a loud *CLANK*. The two of them wrestle around and Foggy manages to knock the blade away, only for the two to start trading punches again as Buta laughs and claps.
| "So now I gotta' figure out how to beat yer ass before ya' beat mine, and that's gonna' be no easy feat since I'm pretty sure you could use me for a fuckin' toothpick. Yer stronger than me, but I got somethin' you aint got. Numbers." |
Bugz? gestures behind him just as the owl locks Foggy in a choke hold. Buta stamps his feet and starts to bounce aggressively on his chair, flinging crumbs all around as he laughs and snorts. Bugz? turns around for a moment, then faces the camera again, only for his eyes to widen as he does a doubletake.
| "God DAMN it! I'm tryin' to do a promo here! Fuckin' cut it out!" |
Foggy lands several elbows on the owl, causing him to release his grip. Foggy jumps on top of him and starts raining punches down while the owl throws just as many punches back up at him. Bugz? shakes his head, then starts to look around before seeing something off screen, disappearing from view as he walks behind the camera.
 | "Hey! HEY!" |
Bugz? reappears, the jar in one hand and a metal pipe in the other. He starts poking the birds with the pipe, prodding more aggressively as they continue to fight.
 | "GOD DAMN IT! HEY!" |
Bugz? brings the pipe down on the concrete floor, causing a deafening clank that finally gets the attention of the birds, who stop mid punch, fists still balled as they look up at Bugz?. Everyone remains still and silent for a moment; the only sounds are a high pitched, feminine moan and an aggressive, fleshly smacking sound coming from Buta's TV. Without a word the men in the bird masks stand up and point at each other.
| "I don't care who started it, but if ya' don't stop I'm gonna' fuckin' finish it. You..." |
Bugz? aggressively prods Foggy in the chest with the pipe.
| "...got a match to worry about. And you..." |
He then does the same to the owl.
| "...aint even a full member yet. So fuckin' watch it. I got a six and a half foot tall monster I gotta' figure out how to deal with so I can keep this belt, and if I lose it I'm gonna' be pissed. So unless you got any ideas about how I can put this guy down keep it quiet." |
The men in the bird masks look at each other for a moment, then look at the jar full of bugs and black water, pointing at it at the same time.
| "What? What the fuck are ya'...oh...OH...OOOOOOOH!" |
Bugz? pushes the pipe into Foggy's chest as he turns and walks back toward the camera, eyes fixed on the jar. Foggy holds the pipe against his chest with both hands, then looks at the owl. The owl runs out of frame again as Foggy gives chase, wielding the pipe above his head in both hands.
| "Yo Grimgor. Thanks for the present, bud. I'll see ya' when I see ya'." |
