Post by edwarddubin0604 on Jun 9, 2022 19:48:07 GMT -5
(The Dark Stars are in the jungle arms crossed and smiling confidently as they look into the camera as if they have no care in the world. They chuckle lightly as they continue to look into the camera as screeching and tree leaves rustle with the breeze.)
Niko: "Bastards you accuse us of wasting a promo in a jungle and mixing you up when it comes to facing you in the ring and being drunk."
Kono: "Looks like after all those attempts to get into our heads The Bastards now feel how it's like to have someone get into their heads."
Niko: "You know what Dark Star Gladiator brother Kono."
Kono: "What is it Dark Star Gladiator Niko."
Niko: "I have an idea on how to tell which Bastard is which."
Kono: "Which is Dark Star Gladiator."
Niko: "We just call them just plain Bastards."
Kono: "You know that sounds like a great idea since they did accuse us of mixing up their names since it was intentional as we said to get into their heads."
(They continue to smile.)
Niko: "Now you accuse us of being drunk and ending up on an island but since this is Call To Arms we signed up for the glory of Shaakar and help our team win this event. Something you wouldn't know about since you care more about winning championships than elevating W: UK."
Kono: "Now Bastard you like to accuse us of mixing you up but didn't you mention something about exploiting the rules to keep your tag team championships. We know about that rule. It's called The Freebird Rule where you can literally have any combination of you in the ring with the W: UK Tag Team Championships and still maintain them since you can claim you weren't the actual tag team champions."
Niko: "So Bastards you also don't think we know something about soccer. Let's see Bastards we know that soccer is known as futbol in all of Latin America and of course in America and the English speaking countries it's soccer. So I guess we don't know about soccer do we."
Kono: "Now back to us being drunk as you call us wasn't one of your Bastards who just loves vomiting in a toilet and another one of you Bastards looks like he's laughing as if he was both drunk and high on laughing gas. He could have died from laughing and lack of air to the brain."
Niko: "A good analysis Kono. Now you claim we're fake time travelers and should return to our home world on our spaceship."
Kono: "This proves they are drunk since we don't need these things called spaceships but The Bastards must have obviously seen too many bad science fiction movies and read too many of these bad pulp science fiction novels."
(They shake their heads and sigh.)
Niko: "So Bastards we'll prove to you that we are what we are and prove what shall happen will happen."
Kono: "We know you won't believe it but you shall experience it when the time comes and then you shall realize we are for real."
(They tap some buttons and disappear and reappear in what looks like the ruins of Newcastle.)
Niko: "Notice what is occurring and the carnage occurring and look at what is happening with the populace at the hand of these individuals."
Kono: "The survivors are being taken away not that you will believe or comprehend it. Then again we aren't real time travelers are we."
(They tap buttons on their wristbands again and reappear in present day Newcastle.)
Niko: "Present day Newcastle where we shall meet for the W: UK Tag Team Championships Bastards. As you can see there's no carnage nor is there any destruction or citizens being taken away."
Kono: "Not that The Bastards will believe since they still think in their arrogant ego driven minds that these are special effects and that we are liars. Yet it shall happen when you least expect it."
Niko: "Yes Bastards it will happen but don't take our word on it."
(They grow serious.)
Kono: "At Legacy #3 it's just us in the ring for the W: UK Tag Team Championships and we shall regain our championships. Yes we shall be there in the arena and we shall be there in the ring."
Niko: "We don't care if we're the main attraction since we are going to do one thing and that's take care of our business in the ring. We will be all business in the ring and you won't like what you'll see."
Kono: "Bastards you are going to see what the Dark Stars can do when we are really serious about stepping into the ring. There won't be any special effects when we drop you on your heads. There won't be any time traveling when we come straight at you without any pause."
Niko: "After we beat you and relieve you of those W: UK Tag Team Championships. You can defend all those championships and feed us all those tag teams you find so we can defend against them."
Kono: "Besides you forgot to mention the Oblivion Death Squad in your promo and you never faced them did you. We would never ever overlook them or anyone and thet includes you Bastards. Yeah look in your rearview mirror but remember you will regret it if any tag team hits you. Then you'll see how it's like to brag and then be embarrassed in your hometown."
Niko: "Then again don't believe us."
Kono: "In the end we'll make you believe."
Niko: "See you in Newcastle."
Kono: "See you in the ring."
(They remain standing on the sidewalk as the scene slowly fades to black.)
Niko: "Bastards you accuse us of wasting a promo in a jungle and mixing you up when it comes to facing you in the ring and being drunk."
Kono: "Looks like after all those attempts to get into our heads The Bastards now feel how it's like to have someone get into their heads."
Niko: "You know what Dark Star Gladiator brother Kono."
Kono: "What is it Dark Star Gladiator Niko."
Niko: "I have an idea on how to tell which Bastard is which."
Kono: "Which is Dark Star Gladiator."
Niko: "We just call them just plain Bastards."
Kono: "You know that sounds like a great idea since they did accuse us of mixing up their names since it was intentional as we said to get into their heads."
(They continue to smile.)
Niko: "Now you accuse us of being drunk and ending up on an island but since this is Call To Arms we signed up for the glory of Shaakar and help our team win this event. Something you wouldn't know about since you care more about winning championships than elevating W: UK."
Kono: "Now Bastard you like to accuse us of mixing you up but didn't you mention something about exploiting the rules to keep your tag team championships. We know about that rule. It's called The Freebird Rule where you can literally have any combination of you in the ring with the W: UK Tag Team Championships and still maintain them since you can claim you weren't the actual tag team champions."
Niko: "So Bastards you also don't think we know something about soccer. Let's see Bastards we know that soccer is known as futbol in all of Latin America and of course in America and the English speaking countries it's soccer. So I guess we don't know about soccer do we."
Kono: "Now back to us being drunk as you call us wasn't one of your Bastards who just loves vomiting in a toilet and another one of you Bastards looks like he's laughing as if he was both drunk and high on laughing gas. He could have died from laughing and lack of air to the brain."
Niko: "A good analysis Kono. Now you claim we're fake time travelers and should return to our home world on our spaceship."
Kono: "This proves they are drunk since we don't need these things called spaceships but The Bastards must have obviously seen too many bad science fiction movies and read too many of these bad pulp science fiction novels."
(They shake their heads and sigh.)
Niko: "So Bastards we'll prove to you that we are what we are and prove what shall happen will happen."
Kono: "We know you won't believe it but you shall experience it when the time comes and then you shall realize we are for real."
(They tap some buttons and disappear and reappear in what looks like the ruins of Newcastle.)
Niko: "Notice what is occurring and the carnage occurring and look at what is happening with the populace at the hand of these individuals."
Kono: "The survivors are being taken away not that you will believe or comprehend it. Then again we aren't real time travelers are we."
(They tap buttons on their wristbands again and reappear in present day Newcastle.)
Niko: "Present day Newcastle where we shall meet for the W: UK Tag Team Championships Bastards. As you can see there's no carnage nor is there any destruction or citizens being taken away."
Kono: "Not that The Bastards will believe since they still think in their arrogant ego driven minds that these are special effects and that we are liars. Yet it shall happen when you least expect it."
Niko: "Yes Bastards it will happen but don't take our word on it."
(They grow serious.)
Kono: "At Legacy #3 it's just us in the ring for the W: UK Tag Team Championships and we shall regain our championships. Yes we shall be there in the arena and we shall be there in the ring."
Niko: "We don't care if we're the main attraction since we are going to do one thing and that's take care of our business in the ring. We will be all business in the ring and you won't like what you'll see."
Kono: "Bastards you are going to see what the Dark Stars can do when we are really serious about stepping into the ring. There won't be any special effects when we drop you on your heads. There won't be any time traveling when we come straight at you without any pause."
Niko: "After we beat you and relieve you of those W: UK Tag Team Championships. You can defend all those championships and feed us all those tag teams you find so we can defend against them."
Kono: "Besides you forgot to mention the Oblivion Death Squad in your promo and you never faced them did you. We would never ever overlook them or anyone and thet includes you Bastards. Yeah look in your rearview mirror but remember you will regret it if any tag team hits you. Then you'll see how it's like to brag and then be embarrassed in your hometown."
Niko: "Then again don't believe us."
Kono: "In the end we'll make you believe."
Niko: "See you in Newcastle."
Kono: "See you in the ring."
(They remain standing on the sidewalk as the scene slowly fades to black.)