J-ROK Presents: J-ROK 5th Anniversary SHOW

[Kira Izumi]

The song plays as we pan across the Sapporo Dome. Fans are excited as we hear cheers. We stop at the ring where J-ROK Owner, Kira Izumi is already standing in the ring.

Kira Izumi: "(These past few months have been quiet busy for myself an' J-ROK. With myself and UZUMAKI traveling the globe representing the greatest promotion around. But that's not what i wanted to come out here to talk about. Tonight is the fifth anniversary of this great promotion. It started out from humble beginnings as a joshi promotion in a high school gym. Now look at us. We're one of, if not THE biggest promotions on the XHF Network. We're the premier death match and japanese promotion around. And it wouldn't of been possible without you fans here tonight.)"

The fans clap and cheer.

Kira Izumi: "(Ever since SSS rebranded as J-ROK we've done nothing but grow into an even stronger and greater promotion. With wrestlers like Fukushima Zombie, Hannah Rockford, Momoko Honda, Nausica Suzuki, Rin Kubo, Shizuku Yamamoto, Darlene Price and Anna Daniels being apart of the original SSS. With guys like Randy Angel who holds the distinct honor of wrestling in every iteration of J-ROK. From SSS to KSW and SKS. These men and women, and so many more have all helped pave the way for what you're about to see tonight. Because tonight is not only a celebration of five great years as a company, but it's also a start of the next chapter of J-ROK.)"

Kira Izumi: "(Throughout the five years this company has been around many have come and gone. The likes of FIRESIDE, AWF, AXW, FWA, Destiny Wrestling, and so many more. They've all met their fate. They burned out and disappeared into the history books. But there has always been one constant. And do you know what that is?)"

*J-ROK!* chants the crowd.

Kira Izumi: "(That's right! J-ROK has stood the test of time. Because we are the strongest. We are the most determined. We are greatest and no one or no thing will ever tear us down! J-ROK will live forever. We've lasted five years, we've seen so many come and go both in this promotion and around us. But no matter what happens we adapt, we survive and we get even better. Long live ultraviolence! Long live pro wrestling! Long live J-ROK! Thank you all for the five years and here's to many more!)"

The crowd starts to chant J-ROK Ichiban and J-ROK Banzai as we move onto our first match.

Match One: Special Right To Challenge Guitar Match; Mystery Ladder Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
TEMERARIO Vs. Eri Megumi Vs. Aria Bennett Vs. Zara Ivory Vs. Luthor Carbrey Vs. Bone Devil Vs. Anna Daniels Vs. Hannah Rockford Vs. Momoko Honda Vs. Traflagar Law Vs. Scott Fargo Vs. Charles

This match would be chaotic from the start. All competitors would rush to the outside to grab a ladder. There was fighting and high flying action all over the arena and ring. We'd see some cool double team moves from unlikely allies as well as great combos from everyone throughout. A highlight would see Hannah hit a superplex on Ivory from the top of a ladder through the announcers table.

We'd also see TEMERARIO run up a propped up ladder and grab one of the keys containing either the guitar or aux cords. Soon after he'd grab one, Scott Fargo would manage to get one too. We'd see Luthor Carbrey and Bone Devil brawl it out, with Carbrey hitting some nice strikes against the masked man. Law would hit a german suplex off a bridged ladder causing Megumi to crumble.

We'd see Charles manage to snag a key himself. Using his sneaky tactics to get one. And by that, Rin Kubo could be seen ringside yeeting him at one of the keys. The match would end when the final key was grabbed by Bone Devil after causing Daniels to crash and burn.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match, TEMERARIO, Bone Devil, Charles, & Scott Fargo!)"

After the match each wrestler who grabbed a key takes turns opening up one of four boxes. It would go in order of when each person grabbed their respective key. With TEMERARIO going first. He'd pick the middle box on the left side. The box would open up to reveal the Golden Guitar. He'd earn himself a right to challenge for the Visual Kei Championship. Next up would be Scott Fargo. He'd pick the one on the far right. Revealing the Blue AUX Cord. Granting him the right to book a special event. Charles would get the Green Aux Cord, granting him the right to challenge any opponent. Leaving Bone Devil with the Red Aux Cord, granting him a tag team title opportunity with a partner of his choosing. Each wrestler will defend these prizes in each match from here on out till they cash in their prizes. This includes promotions outside of J-ROK.

Match Two: YTA Championship Match; Falls Count Anywhere In The Production Van Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Deco Vs. Florida Man(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is presented by the Yamagachi Travel Agency, and is for the YTA championship! It is scheduled for one fall, with falls counting ANYWHERE in the production van! I direct your attention to the tron-)"

Over the tron, an image is shown of the production van, located just inside the loading area of the Sapporo Dome. Technically inside the building, but still far enough from the bleachers that Florida Man can consider this a personal F.U. from Kira Izumi. The camera pans around the vehicle, only to find a hooded figure going to town on the front of the vehicle with spray paint cans.

Fumio Daemura: "(FIRST, THE CHALLENGER – STANDING AT FIVE FEET FOUR INCHES, AND WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY ONE POUNDS, SHE COMES TO US FROM SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – PLEASE GIVE A WARM ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECO!!!)

Tag finished, Deco throws back her hood to reveal her pink hair – striking a pose in front of her latest creation. The side of the production van has HAPPY FIFTH J-ROK drawn in blockbuster style.

Psycho KGB: "(Deco showing off her mad artistic flow before the match gets underway, and we certainly appreciate her sentiment.)"

MUSHI: “(Let’s just hope that a little graffiti is the worst thing to happen to the van...)”

Fumio Daemura: "(AND HER OPPONENT, THE CHAMPION-)

Before he can be announced, the door on the production van is kicked open, and the giant gator head of Florida Man bites down, digging fake teeth into Deco’s right shoulder. Yanking her in with his mouth, Florida Man essentially bite-to-back suplexes the young artist into the van. The door slams shut behind them, leaving the videographer outside the door as the vehicle shakes back and forth.

YTA Championship Match; Falls Count Anywhere In The Production Van Death Match; 60-Minute Time Limit
Deco Vs. Florida Man(C.)

Psycho KGB: "(This is an interesting setting. I was under the impression that the YTA championship represented possible trips available from the Yamagachi Travel Agency.)"

MUSHI: “(I was concerned about that too, so looked into it. Apparently YTA is now offering a travel package that involves being a member of the J-RoK production crew. Takes all sorts.)

Psycho KGB: “(Jesus.)”

The image finally goes inside the van, possibly one of the buttons that Deco is lying across as Florida Man mauls her right shoulder. From her prone position it is hard to get a good angle, but Deco still manages to throw back a forearm – smashing the audio monitor behind her. No longer having glass in the way, Deco frees up the half-foot she needs to put weight into her forearm smashes. One – FML shakes it off. Two – he gets weak in the knees, but again fights through. Three – Florida bites down harder trying to shred the tendons. Four – almost breaks his jaw. A fifth forearm smash knocks the malicious Floridian free. Climbing off the console, Deco apparently steps on a button that switches the angle to a different camera mounted to the ceiling opposite the door.

MUSHI: “(The Beast from the Everglades already drawing blood from the Seoul Wild Child. And here he comes in again-)”

Rubber legged from the forearm shots, Florida still manages to charge in for another biting attack on Deco’s injured shoulder – but she leapfrogs over him. Airborne, Deco grabs the overhead lighting fixture – yet, even at a scant 131 pounds, she proves too heavy for the lights, which break off – smashing down across Florida Man’s skull like a sword. Glass shatters, while the metal frame keeps it firmly fixed to the gator head. Despite a lack of space in the vehicle, Deco finds enough floor to hit a running kneelift, which knocks Florida Man so hard that the overhead lamp turned hat is knocked free from his head. Picking up one of the loose florescent tubes, Deco starts force-feeding the Floridian the glass.

Psycho KGB: “(For all his jokes at our founder’s expense over this past year, it looks like it is now Florida Man that has the glass jaw.)”

MUSHI: “(Referee Hiroto Nakaya asking Florida Man if he submits – only to have glass spit at him.)”

Running out of tube to feed him, Deco rocks the gator-faced luchador with a knee strike to the side of the head. She then goes for another sprinting kawada kick, only for FML to block it with a television monitor. More glass shatters, with the monitor trapped around Deco’s foot like a shoe. As the young woman tries to shake it off, Florida again chomps down on the shoulder – twisting in an effort to maximize the damage. Stopping to cough up glass, Florida switches to an abdominal stretch – still hyperextending Deco’s injured right shoulder, but freeing up a hand so he can work the console.

MUSHI: “(Florida Man apparently trying to look through the highlights, so he can air them instead of footage of him being beaten up...)”

Psycho KGB: “(I think it showed a lot of trust on Kira Izumi’s part to let these two into the production van. Especially so early in the show, why if they break anything they could cut the PPV signal – then our 5th Anniversary Show becomes In Your house Beware of Dog.)”

For some reason the knobs on the switcher don’t allow for playback. Possibly because the buttons have been drawn onto balsa wood with crayons. As a trained artist, Deco picked up on this pastel impression of what a production van should look like immediately, but Florida Man is absolutely livid that this seems to be a facsimile. His righteous indignation over this substandard set will have to wait, as Deco nails a high kick which brings the broken monitor up into the snout of the average Floridian.

MUSHI: “(The Poster Girl for Anarchy and the Bobblehead of Nihilism? No, Psycho. Kira DEFINITELY didn’t let them into the real production van...)”

The abdominal stretch is broken, while a subsequent spinning heel kick knocks the apparently plastic monitor off Deco’s foot. Growling in rage, Florida Man reaches over the fake console to pull a flatscreen television off the wall – sadly it’s made of cardboard. Feeling that the realism of the match is being compromised, the real production van cuts from the feed from the camera inside the vehicle, to the exterior in which the wooden pretend van continues to shake for the wild brawl.

MUSHI: “(Impossible to see the bitter fight from this angle, but you know that Deco and Florida Man are delivering the crazy violence that has become a staple of the YTA division.)”

The Winnebago sized wooden crate shakes left, then right, then left, then right.

Psycho KGB: “(Looks spirited, I can only image the action going on inside.)”

Suddenly the fake production van bursts into flames.

MUSHI: “(Flames eating through the fake windows, smoke just billowing out- I think it’s important to get the competitors-)”

Before Mushi can finish his statement, Deco and Florida Man both crash through the Fifth Anniversary graffiti wall with a spinning belly-to-belly suplex which is so awkward its impossible to see who instigated it through the flames. Both bodies explode out of the van, with the rush of air causing the fires to burn brighter, creating a burst of fire behind them worthy of a Michael Bay film. Referee Hiroto Nakaya also escapes the flames, as the bloody superstars land hard on the loading dock floor.

Psycho KGB: “(Don’t know who Kira hired to build that production van, but it is little more than flaming rubble now. Both competitors are out of it, and this looks like it’s going to go to a no contest.)”

Struggling up to his feet, Florida Man produces his trusty Darwin Award – wait, it’s a Cable Ace award – which he attempts to brain Deco with. Pink hair swings through the air like a Trolls Metal concert, as she side steps the weapon and shoots in for a dotHack. Florida Man’s head bounces off the concrete loading dock floor with an audible THUNK, and if his giant cartoon eyes weren’t painted on, they’d roll into the back of his head.

MUSHI: “(NEW CHAMP!)”

Deco hooks the leg.

Psycho KGB: “(No. Hiroto Nakaya refusing to make the three count, explaining to Deco that the pin must occur within the production van.)”

Nakaya points back to the flaming debris that used to pretend to be a truck. Deco looks around, past the wreckage – thirty feet to the left, where the real production van has been set up.

MUSHI: “(OH NO, DON’T!)”

Grabbing the unconscious Florida Man by the ankle, Deco drags the much larger competitor toward the real production van. Realizing his mistake, Nakaya follows alongside asking Deco if she’d rather just roll the champion into the fire? She does not. Mainly using her left arm, because her right shoulder is a gore-strewn mess – Deco pulls Florida Man through the door, and is about to make another cover, when he bites her again. The door ominously closes behind the three.

Psycho KGB: “(This is bad rig-)”

MUSHI: -

Psycho KGB: -

MUSHI: -

Psycho KGB: -

Apparently someone in the van muted the announcer’s voices, possibly while putting their opponent’s head through a subwoofer. Screams of terror from the various production crewmembers that man the broadcast, are now loud enough to emanate out of the van.

Kira Izumi: “(This way! Hurry!)”

A very troubled looking J-RoK founder charges across the loading dock, with a dozen security guards following. Desperate to stop this singles match before it messes up their signal, Kira approaches the door – only to almost be flattened by the dozen production members that flee out of it. Director, Producer, Stage Manager, Switcher Operator, Production Assistants – all running for their lives. By the time, Kira pushes past them – there is a big toothy grin waiting for him. Before Izumi can react, Florida Man slams the door shut. Kira desperately tries to open it, but the crafty gator has locked the door shut. The van begins to rock again with the back and forth brawl, while Kira and security attempt to force the lock.

MUSHI: “(Can you hear me now?)”

The announcers are back, but the image then cuts from the van exterior to a clip of Florida Man beating Kira in the Exploding Anus match. The clips repeating over and over again.

Psycho KGB: “(I wouldn’t trust him to tie his own shoes, but it looks like the Florida Man has taken control of the live feed.)”

MUSHI: “(Fans we are deeply sorry for any lapses in quality created by this gaijin scum, and are working to get our Anniversary show back on track.)”

The image cuts from the embarrassing Anus Explosion loop, to the outside of the van where Kira is trying to use a crowbar on the door. It then cuts to a security camera on the ceiling inside the production van. Here Florida Man lies in a bloody slump on the floor, with snake cables wrapped his throat – while Deco plays with buttons on the console, clearly responsible for switching to this angle to record her triumph. Doubling checking the feed on a different monitor, Deco nods – then hits Florida Man with a Tag & Bag.

MUSHI: “(Florida Man’s reign of terror is over, as Deco has the cameras under control, and takes him down a peg with that patented shining wizard variation. Here’s the cover-)”

ONE!

TWO!

THREE?

Florida Man bites Deco’s injured right arm to break the pin. Pushing her leg into one of the cables wrapped around the gator’s throat, then pulling back on it like a pulley – she begins choking the reptile out. He lets go of the bite quickly, his tongue flailing around, as FML gasps for oxygen.

MUSHI: “(Nakaya again asking for the submission, and Florida Man responds by muscling through, and a backdrop sends Deco flying into monitor wall!)”

A half dozen monitors shatter, with sparks and glass filling the enclosed space. After her mild electrocution is over, Deco slumps down onto a sound mixer. Looming over her, Florida Man applies a claw to the injured right shoulder, while clubbing away with elbow smashes.

Psycho KGB: “(What a brutal hit – but Deco still with the presence of mind to cover up – what intense fighting spirit!)”

Getting a leg up for a thrust kick almost knocks Florida Man off. He answers with an elbow smash. She again strikes back, but this time before it connects – Florida Man hits a button on the console.

CUTAWAY: Hayley Grimes Big Butt.

When the visual returns to the van, it is clear that Deco has loosened a few of Florida Man’s teeth, but he has the personal satisfaction of not letting the audience see it. Laughing, Florida Man twists the shoulder claw harder. Deco again fires off a-

CUTAWAY: Hayley Grimes Big Butt.

Back in the van, Florida Man is sporting a black eye – no easy feat, considering the eye is just a decoration on the mask. He puts more pressure on the shoulder. Deco fights through the pain with a vicious-

CUTAWAY: Dylan Black beating Jack Diamond, only to die inside when he realizes he still has a tag match to get through.

Back in the van, the Florida Man mask is torn around the ear area – but there is enough blood that his identity remains a secret. He again musters a weak elbow smash, which Deco responds too. One might think that Florida Man could better defend against the gifted striker if he wasn’t so busy flipping switches. Still, she strikes, and FML turns a knob.

CUTAWAY: CHARLES about to do some shady shit, only to realize a camera is on him, so he doesn’t move. It might be a still image.

Back in the van, the eye that had turned black has fallen off. The big goofy cartoon smile is more unpleasant, as Deco’s onslaught has made Florida Man look like he would be at home stalking around Five Nights at Freddy’s. Another thrust kick has enough force behind it that it knocks Florida Man off of Deco. She sits up off the console-

CUTAWAY: Deco beating Christine Winchester for the LJWF Heritage title.

Florida Man charges back with mouth open – but before he can bite, Deco unloads a can of pink spray into his open maw. He seems taken aback, but then doubles his efforts, so she pulls out a can of yellow as well. The air in the tiny van is soon full with a rainbow of aerosol paint particles, but the steady streams keep Florida from biting down – until the gator man is choking violently.

MUSHI: “(Florida can consider himself TAGGED by Deco!)”

Florida Man spits a glob of the toxic looking pink paste at Deco, but she matrixes under. He then charges in, but she again leap frogs over, leaving him with a mouthful of sound mixer. Sparks fly as Florida eats this key component.

Psycho KGB: “(NOW HOW WILL THEY PITCH SHIFT MY VOICE?”)

From behind, Deco drives a knee into Florida Man’s spine – then hops up, double stomping his face into the mixer. Grabbing the largest monitor on the wall, Deco pulls hard, bringing it down onto Florida Man’s head. He shakes violently before falling to the ground. Shoving the screen off, Deco makes a pin.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE-

Florida Man somehow manages to get a shoulder up. Slamming a fist against the ground in frustration, Deco gets up and goes for a-

MUSHI: dotHack! NO, REVERSAL!

Florida Man rolls it into his MindBlower, smashing Deco through the lighting board. Suddenly the screen goes black, but the audio remains.

Psycho KGB: “(Someone turn on the lights!)”

MUSHI: “(I can’t see, but I can hear-“)

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Referee Hiroto Nayaka: “(Florida Man takes it.)”

This subtle hint from the referee clues in the announcer.

Fumio Daemura: “(THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AS THE RESULT OF A PINFALL, AND STILL YTA CHAMPION – FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!)”

MUSHI: “(Well there you have it, they may have prematurely ended the show, but another successful defence of the YTA title.)”

Psycho KGB: “(Man I hope we get picture back.)”

CUTAWAY: Hayley Grimes Big Butt.

The image returns to Florida Man who sits behind a broken console, having decided to direct the rest of the show himself. Clearly the public wants fan service from Florida Man's Sky Force. Behind the gator, Deco has been tied up with steel cables – and is being used to further barricade the door. From a small port sized window on the other side of her, Kira Izumi can be seen cursing up a storm.

Match Three: J-ROK New Wave & J-ROK Super Duos Championship Match; Cage Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Sunshine Party Vs. E.V.E. (Darlene Price & Big Bad Wolf)

This would be a huge opportunity for Sunshine Party, going against one of the hottest teams going right now, they'd have one hell of a mountain to climb if they wanted to win tonight. The duo would show promise, attacking the champs before the bell would even ring. Essentially beating them to the punch, or dropkicks in this case. Using speed to their advantage the two would go all out in the opening moments, causing both champs to crash into the cage.

Sunshine Party would bounce off the ropes and do a spectacular double team move off the cage, landing it on Big Bad Wolf. Price would swing the momentum in her teams favor soon enough though. Being the most experienced with cage matches. Her and BBW would use a lot of brutal strikes and power moves to beat down their opponents. At one point BBW using Darlene as a battering ram and smashing through their opponents.

Another moment in the later stages of the match would see Sunshine Party hit the Sunshine City on Price. They'd go for the pin, but it'd get broken up. BBW would spear Lexi's head into the cage, causing it to dent. She'd crumble and we'd see her pick up Allysin into an electric chair like position. She'd drop her as we'd see Darlene hit a RU486 to pick up the win for her team.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match and STILL J-ROK New Wave and Super Duos Champions... E.V.E.!)"

Match Four: J-ROK Trios Championship Match; Six Man Tag Team Ladder Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
The Revolution Vs. Heroes For Hire(C.)

This would be a pretty action packed match, with the trios champions being tested by this debuting J-ROK team. We'd see tons of awesome double team moves and triple team moves with the ladders. At one point we'd see the revolution take the ladder and use it as a sort of catapult to launch themselves at the champions. Another impressive spot would be when Storm superplexes one of the revolution to the outside!

The finish of the match would see Shinobu dive off the top rope with a moonsault, while holding the ladder! Storm would grab the belts and win the match for his team!

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match and STILL J-ROK Trios Champions... Heroes For Hire!)"

Match Five: Special Tag Match; J-ROK Tag Team Rules; 30 Minute Time Limit
Fukushima Zombie, Johnny Sniper, & Black Knife Cabal (Brendan Harding & Jack Gaines) Vs. UZUMAKI (Kira Izumi, Carnivore, & Yuki Sakaraba, & James Raymond)

This match had a lot of history and a lot of stories going into it. Sniper and Izumi had a storied rivalry in AWF, meanwhile Sakaraba and Zombie have crossed paths. And who could forget about Hardings outings with all of them. The match would start off with Zombie and Izumi facing one another. The two were no strangers to one another and it showed. With both reversing and countering multiple moves and signature spots of the other. We'd see some tags and Johnny and Carnivore would duke it out.

We'd see some great brawling and power moves by both men. Soon enough though, we'd see Harding and Raymond go on a technical master class. Each trading submissions and holds back and forth. Raymond would get tagged out by Sakaraba and she'd come in with that Mass Extinction of hers. Gaines would come in and lay her out with a black knife. He'd get a one count as UZUMAKI would break up the pin attempt.

Towards the middle of the match we'd see a huge brawl between all members of the match. Everyone fighting one another, back and forth. Cheers and boos from the crowd. Everyone would get hit out of the ring with big moves. Leaving the legal competitors, Sniper and Carnivore. Sniper would go for a big suplex, but it'd be stopped. We'd see some nice triple team action with Carnivore, Sakaraba and Izumi. Hitting a nasty manuver.

The match would end though once Zombie would hit carnivore with a Jigoku spider twist.

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winners of this match... Fukushima Zombie, Johnny Sniper, & Black Knife Cabal!)"

Main Event: J-ROK Visual Kei Championship Match; J-ROK Singles Rules; 60 Minute Time Limit
Sakura Hase Vs. Hayley Grimes(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(This match is set for one fall under a sixty minute time limit and is for the J-ROK Visual Kei Championship! Introducing first, from Kiryu, Gunma, Japan standing in at 5'6 and weighing in tonight at 126 pounds, she is Sakura Hase!)"

MUSHI: "(You know Sakura was in the very first match in this companies history. Fighting J-ROK Hall of Famer, Bodhi five years ago today. That would also be the woman she'd beat to become the second ever SSS Goddess of Sakura Champion. Her history runs deep in the veins the J-ROK and she's coming out of retirement for one more match here tonight!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent from Tokyo, Japan... standing in at 5'4 and weighing in at 160 pounds, she is the REIGNING DEFENDING J-ROK Visual Kei Champion! She is Hayley Grimes!)"

Psycho KGB: "(This is going to be a big challenge and a huge match for the champ here tonight. But you have to take into account the ring rust on Hase. She hasn't wrestled in almost three years.)"

The bell rings and we start things off with some catch wrestling. Lock ups and holds. Hase gets taken down with a belly to back slam by Grimes. She spins around and locks in a headlock. Hase slips out and locks in one of her own. Showing she still has a few moves up her sleeve.

Both women continue to trade holds in the beginning of the match. That is until things pick up. and do they pick up. Hase would irish whip Grimes into the ropes, catching her, and slipping behind her for a snap tiger suplex. End of Days connects and she bridges it for the pin. A one count for her troubles.

Hayley gets back to her feet and smiles, nodding as the crowd cheers. This won't be a walk in the park as the legend is looking to win this match regardless. Hayley locks up again, this time shoving her into the ropes. They bounce back and she rolls her up with an o'conor roll. The pin and a one count for her this time.

Hayley grabs her by the hair, hitting her with repeated hip attacks. Hase dodges one and rolls her through. She grabs her by the head and lifts her up for a brainbuster Black Driver connects.

Towards the middle of the match we'd see a few counters, Sakura would charge Hayley, but the champ would throw her over the ropes and onto the apron. Grimes would run towards the corner and jump off the top, hitting a triangle hip attack onto the legend. She'd crash and burn, but Grimes wasn't finished yet. She'd leap off the apron for a Crash Bootycoot to the outside!

She'd roll her back into the ring and pin her to get the win!

Fumio Daemura: "(Your winner of this match and STILL J-ROK Visual Kei Champion... Hayley Grimes!)"

Hayley and her SKY Force allies celebrate her successful defense over Sakura Hase when suddenly “Last of the Real” by Stone Sour begins to play! The boos are instant and heavy as from the back walk out New Wave Champion Dar Price, followed by her Super Duos Champion partner Bigby. From between them, walks out the XHF Hardcore Champion Dylan Black, with a scowl on his face. He reaches behind and pulls a microphone out of his waistline, tapping it a few times to get some horrid feedback to piss off the crowd.

Dylan: Hayley, Hayley, Hayley. You’ve done it! Congrats on your first main event dear! Another successful defense under your belt as you push to be the biggest and best member of SKY Force! I have to applaud Kira though, he refused to book me on this show so I wouldn’t take the spotlight off our subpar champion but here I am, ruining your night AGAIN! You might think your angst about curtain-jerking for Dylan Black went unnoticed but believe me when you eat sleep and breathe J-RoK as much as I do you know EVERY little thing that goes on!

He uses his wrist to push his hair back out of his face and brings the mic back to his lips.

Dylan: But you know, everywhere I turn and every place I look I see and hear a lot of the same. A lot of shit about how SKY Force is the best thing going in J-RoK! That couldn’t be FURTHER from the truth! There may have been a time when that could be claimed but ever since you’ve joined? It’s all gone downhill!

Bigby points both thumbs down and Dylan blows a raspberry.

Dylan: But do you know what coincides with SKY Force’s drop in popularity? The rise of a superior group of like-minded individuals. E. V. E.

With each letter he points at Bigby, then Dar, and then himself.

Dylan: We showed up and we DOMINATED since day one. SKY Force hasn’t had a shred of relevancy, save RUINING my crowning achievement as Wrestler of the Year. You bitches wanted to declare war because bimbo Grimes there got hurt! Tough luck guys, that’s the biz. You couldn’t even do anything because the real Visual KAI Champion was UNTOUCHABLE!

Dylan paces behind his fellow dogs of war. He thinks for a minute.

Dylan: Hayley, I’ve heard you brag ENOUGH about beating me in the ring. Need I remind you that every time you’ve beaten me in the ring, I’ve already had matches earlier in the night? When I beat you at Raison D’etre 2, I beat you fresh. I beat you clean. And I beat you SO BADLY! You tucked your tail and ran like the COWARD you are! I know what to expect but if SKY Force wants WAR?! If Hayley Grimes wants to steal MY title? Then I’m going to come back for it! Hayley, I want you one more time with my title on the line, you bitch!

Ohhhhh!

Dylan: And when I’m done beating your ass, I think we’ll call our shot against the whole of SKY Force. We will take ALL of you on, BEAT all of you, in a WORLD WAR MATCH!

Dar: BANG!

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MUSHI: "(What a challenge! Dylan Black is challenging Hayley to the Visual Kei Championship and EVE wants SKY Force in a world war death match! A match created by PURE manager, Dexter Point! The same match Kira Izumi betrayed PURE to form UZUMAKI and reveal himself as the leader of J-ROK! This is going to be huge folks!)"

Psycho KGB: "(That's all the time we have tonight, but catch us next month in November as we head to America and go to Folsom Prison! We'll also have information on this years Sakura Tag League, coming to you sometime next month! Till next time folks. Bye bye!)"