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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 8, 2022 20:33:16 GMT -5
Nothing worse than being stuck playing with yourself when others are supposed to join in. ... uh... what? Tweet from the corporate account: *image of a dog giving the puppy eyes while urinating on your desk*
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Dec 8, 2022 22:24:19 GMT -5
Hmm little bit sus from Hardcore to want calm as soon as h2f turns the OMGUS on him... And h2f worrying about a train forming on her... It's day 1. Nobody gets lynched day 1. Relax guys. Princess, Queen of Angles, one time found an entire new package of toilet paper. It was over a dozen mega rolls that were reduced to nothing less than two square inches. When I found the heap, there she was looking all cute and innocent but the list of suspects was very short. Translation You did vote and I thought you were trying to get others to make motions but perhaps I misunderstood. I am glad today picked up! Nothing worse than being stuck playing with yourself when others are supposed to join in. Last time I played with myself I had to go to a 3 week course on.....well I didn't listen but something. They let you play with yourself? WHY IS THIS COMPANY PERSECUTING ME!?
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Post by Visit Neom on Dec 8, 2022 23:38:44 GMT -5
(From out of the shadows) "Something was rotten in the heart of human resources, a fear, a fear that needed to be stamped out.... this looks like a job for the world's greatest detective.* (A swarm of bats bursts through the window, followed shortly by the CEO.) Bruce Wayne: Don't worry, I'm supposed to be here... this isn't an episode of Undercover Boss. (Having introduced himself, Bruce Wayne takes his seat assessing the ages of the rest of this breakfast club to see if any would be viable candidates for his war on crime.) *Not a detective. Kuroi completely screwed me out of having investigative skills. Also note he felt the need to prompt me & Steele but not Dunne... who might be active in an off forum chat. 🤔 The game is afoot. Opens up the envelope he was writing on and hands Bruce the important paper work that was inside. (I'm new and not sure how to detect sus in text form, you can't even catch people pretending to do tasks, so will mostly be providing jokes.)
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Dec 9, 2022 12:16:03 GMT -5
Landed back at 1 AM, got home around 2:30 and fell right to sleep. I'm awake and I'll end day.
FINAL VOTECOUNT: Mongo - 1 (DT) H2F - 1 (HardcoreHammer) HardcoreHammer - 1 (H2F)
It's end of day one without a lynch. It's now night and will be until the 11:59 PM EST Saturday. (Timelines will go back to normal Day Two).
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Dec 11, 2022 15:24:35 GMT -5
~Day Two~ "Heya kids. Burt here. Looks like we got a bit of a snafoo here. It looks like our ol' pal here broke some more rules around the workplace. Unfortunately, we have to let him go, but let's have a productive workday here and make sure we get on pace to being good, upstanding employees here! {Unfortunately the person we had to let go was..."} Welcome, HardcoreHammer! You are Mean Gene Sprenkle and this is... the uncomfortable detention-clubesque hall that is human resources remediation. You are... (I just googled Gene Sprenkle and this popped up.) You are a TOWN member whose goal it is to make sure that we get through HR and get to keep our jobs! Your role? Well you're just a great person! Yeah, you misappropriated funds but if you're breaking the rules to help your family then obviously you're a nice guy and well-liked at the office. Your role is LOVED. Whenever it's not LYLO or MYLO, it will take an extra vote in order to lynch you. You can sell products AND your innocence! Your goal is to ensure all the SCUM who try to get us all fired are removed from the game. Those still employed are: 1. Bruce Wayne (Mosler) 2. Mongo The Destroyer (Mongo) 3. Keith (Steele) 4. Mary-Ann (H2F) 5. Trey Dolan (DT) 6. Derrik Foles (Dunne) 7. Marty Donovan (Visit Noem) 8. "Big Rod" Rodney Baschovitz (Hype) With eight alive, it takes five to terminate. Day One ends on Wednesday, 12/14 at 3:30 PM EST.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 11, 2022 17:17:44 GMT -5
From company Instagram stories: *picture of Gene dancing at the company fourth of July party* A good man lost his job today. We wish mean Gene the best in his future endeavors. You will be missed sir.
Well now this is a predicament. Poor gene was a family man. He'd want us all to get through this together and save this company
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Dec 11, 2022 17:52:38 GMT -5
The new deadline is at 6:00 PM EST. I thought I...
y'know...
unlocked the thread.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Dec 11, 2022 18:28:07 GMT -5
Oh I see how it is. HR posts who they fire and then they won't even open the office up to the rest of us. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO COME IN TODAY IF YOU CAN'T OPEN THE OFFICE.
This is oppression. I HAVE RIGHTS YOU KNOW!
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Post by h2f on Dec 11, 2022 18:28:21 GMT -5
Have you ever walked into a room and found a puddle in the middle. You know that puddle isn’t water but if you have multiple furry babies, it can difficult to figure out who did it.
Translation: someone messaged me about the firing of a HIM. This could be because they knew that someone would be fired and who would be fired or they played the odds. So. Who is the messenger?
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Post by Steele on Dec 12, 2022 9:01:18 GMT -5
Have you ever walked into a room and found a puddle in the middle. You know that puddle isn’t water but if you have multiple furry babies, it can difficult to figure out who did it. Translation: someone messaged me about the firing of a HIM. This could be because they knew that someone would be fired and who would be fired or they played the odds. So. Who is the messenger? Can you elaborate on that at all? What was the gist of the message you received?
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Post by h2f on Dec 12, 2022 9:57:49 GMT -5
Have you ever walked into a room and found a puddle in the middle. You know that puddle isn’t water but if you have multiple furry babies, it can difficult to figure out who did it. Translation: someone messaged me about the firing of a HIM. This could be because they knew that someone would be fired and who would be fired or they played the odds. So. Who is the messenger? Can you elaborate on that at all? What was the gist of the message you received? It was very short. If I got HIM fired and then why. But a. How did they know someone would get fired? B. How did they know it was a him?
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Post by Steele on Dec 12, 2022 10:52:32 GMT -5
Can you elaborate on that at all? What was the gist of the message you received? It was very short. If I got HIM fired and then why. But a. How did they know someone would get fired? B. How did they know it was a him? Curiouser and curiouser. So there were no names named? It just said "him"? Was it phrased as if the message came directly from another player or was it more like flavour text from Kuroi? Of course, don't make any direct quotes etc etc because rules, but it's difficult to work out whether this is useful intel or not right now.
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 12, 2022 11:23:46 GMT -5
Wait so someone sent you a message over night? Are they saying you are the reason he's gone or are they implying you actively got rid of him?
The implication is that if they saw you do something and alerted you that's one thing but if not then they knew someone was going. But then why message you in private instead of calling you out here?
The identity of the fired plus the message screams set up. I doubt h2f actively killed hammer as the only vote on him.
The overnight messages imply a mail man role. So how would they see her do anything anyway?
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Dec 12, 2022 11:25:11 GMT -5
Altho I will just say you are the only female in this game so if they messaged you it was a safe bet if they thought you killed that the dead would be a male... in less hung up on the gender than the content of the message
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Post by IMMORTALS on Dec 12, 2022 12:26:54 GMT -5
Have you ever walked into a room and found a puddle in the middle. You know that puddle isn’t water but if you have multiple furry babies, it can difficult to figure out who did it. Translation: someone messaged me about the firing of a HIM. This could be because they knew that someone would be fired and who would be fired or they played the odds. So. Who is the messenger? So my role also has a loud modifier on it, meaning if I successfully use it then I'll be outed to the team. So likely that's what it is, a loud or mandatory mailman perhaps. That or it's from the other person on the HR team (game of 9, assuming we only have two on that team). Alls I know is when I do my deed, I'm loud. She's loud. The whole neighborhood hears my war scream, ahah hah hah. Get it? I'm talking about sex!
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