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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 11, 2023 22:51:21 GMT -5
 Jan 11, 2023 16:12:59 GMT -5 Dave D-Flipz said: Will be opening this game tomorrow morning so still time to sign up if you want to play
Okay fine, you convinced me. I'm in
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Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 13, 2023 21:52:07 GMT -5
An otherwise quiet January night at the XHF Offices. Inside the penthouse your humble host has set up an array of party activities. There are bean bag chairs, couches, rolly chairs, and the like all over the room. All Mongo's most breakable Breakables are in precarious perches around the room. The sound system is cranked up and ready to go. To the side of the room is a table loaded with hors d'oeuvres, cupcakes, salad and fruit, cheese and crackers, finger sandwiches, chips and salsa, and cocktail wieners wrapped in croissants. There is also the Mongo-favored dish, gummy candy shaped like feet. Someone also made some lollipops that look ... suggestive ... and chocolate covered bananas ... also some suggestively cut up mangos ... hmm ... whipped cream too. And a very nice fruit cake that may or may not be soaked in booze. OH THE BOOZE! There is of course some punch in a big bowl with orange sherbet floating in it. There is fine champagne. Ooooh, a little bit of the bubbly. There is a range of beers, ranging from cheap to modest in price. Some are kept warm for those oddballs across the pond ... There is soda and water and seltzer and strawberry daiquiris both virgin and slutty. Shirley Temples, root beer, red bull, and of course some bottles of Mongo's secret stash of the hard stuff - use your imagination. The cross hanging on the wall has been turned around, Jesus will not want to witness this event.
Finally a buzz on the intercom alerts the host (me), as he finishes laying out the game table. On which is assorted board, tabletop, card, and party games. And monopoly which nobody will want to play. Bonnie: Mr. Dave, the guests are beginning to arrive.
Dave: AH yes let them start coming in! Take their coats please.
In the corner of the room a sleeping Mongo jostles awake. Mongo: *snort* GAH FEET! ... huh ... what is ... is this a party in my office?
Dave: You're invited ...
Mongo: BITCHIN'
The door swings open and in walks Spike, fresh from a party with the denizens of hell. Behind him strolls in Rat Bastard who promptly posts on the wall to the side. After a bit of a wait saunters in mosler and Marty, doing their best to prevent a rogue stabbing. H2F stumbles through the door and right to the refreshments, along with Hyperion who shoves a mouthful of cheese into his Godly gullet. Hammer peeks in next to be sure he is in the right place before he greets me with glee and a happy conversation! Robbie and Bailey enter next, clearly tired from being so far ahead in the timestream. Nausicaa sprints in and leaps onto a bean bag chair with a loud WHUMPF and Erez sneaks in as the door closes.
Me: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE NEW YEAR'S BASH! We have loads to do today. Let me pop on the music and get the first game of the night out and we'll let everyone mingle!
I grab a board game, Clue! Or Cluedo for you weebs ... er Brits. Yes Brits. It's all about social deduction and solving a murder!
Marty: MOSLER DID IT!
Mosler: I'm the handler not Zoran, the character ...
Marty: Oh ... statement redacted.
The music kicks on as everyone settles in: Your day 1 game is Clue and your Day 1 soundtrack is:
IT IS NOW DAY 1! With 12 alive it takes 7 to eliminate. You CAN vote for no elimination but I encourage you all to mingle and see what you can learn while playing Clue to the sounds of the party rock God. DEADLINE WILL BE TUESDAY, JANUARY 17 at 9PM EASTERN ALIVE: 1. Mosler 2. Kuroi 3. Spike 4. Marty 5. Hammer 6. Mongo 7. Cross 8. Hype 9. Nausicaa 10. Ratty 11. H2F 12. Robbie
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Post by Nausicaä Suzuki on Jan 13, 2023 22:12:45 GMT -5
I hope no one wants any cake...
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Jan 13, 2023 22:58:58 GMT -5
::Mosler stops doing the monkey::
Of course we want cake!
....why would you stop us from enjoying cake, Naus?
::Not letting the feelings of suspicion that Nausicaa brings poop his party, Mosler goes back to busting a move.::
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 13, 2023 23:03:51 GMT -5
Vote: Nausicaa
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mosler
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Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Jan 13, 2023 23:16:19 GMT -5
Man takes his cake seriously. I thought you were full of Hannah's cake? ::Mosler goes on discord sometimes for callback jokes, but right now he's too busy twerking.::
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Jan 14, 2023 0:17:33 GMT -5
Party time! Don’t worry about about the cake guys! ::busts out shots:: Not when there is tequila!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 14, 2023 0:52:50 GMT -5
Well hello there everyone. If you feel hot feel free to take off your shirt.
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Post by RattyMcDaddy on Jan 14, 2023 2:49:11 GMT -5
Mongo, you like feet, not boobs, you silly silly owner.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 14, 2023 5:27:42 GMT -5
Mongo, you like feet, not boobs, you silly silly owner. Don't be gross Rat, that's not my kink and you know it. However...I'd love to discuss our kinks later tonight in my office- say over beer and Pink music videos?
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Post by Visit Neom on Jan 14, 2023 7:25:17 GMT -5
( Marty, completely dead on his feet, approaches a coat rack and begins to talk to it.)
Marty: Dave, I want to thank you for having my flight home diverted, so that I could attend the party you decided to throw in someone else's office. I've been running all over this weekend to make holiday bookings in Tokyo, Las Vegas and Glasgow, but to hell with my bed. There is nowhere I'd rather be right now than with a group of mostly men, taking feet photos and playing an 80 year old board game.
(Marty's phone begins to ring and he sighs.)
Marty: Does Mongo have a bathroom where I can get screamed at in private?
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 14, 2023 7:47:22 GMT -5
( Marty, completely dead on his feet, approaches a coat rack and begins to talk to it.) Marty: Dave, I want to thank you for having my flight home diverted, so that I could attend the party you decided to throw in someone else's office. I've been running all over this weekend to make holiday bookings in Tokyo, Las Vegas and Glasgow, but to hell with my bed. There is nowhere I'd rather be right now than with a group of mostly men, taking feet photos and playing an 80 year old board game. (Marty's phone begins to ring and he sighs.) Marty: Does Mongo have a bathroom where I can get screamed at in private? I do, it's over there. ....Unless you'd like some accompaniment
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Post by hardcorehammer24 on Jan 14, 2023 9:06:33 GMT -5
Alright guys, time for the big guns...
::knocks over Mongo's collection of WWF Bobbleheads to clear the table::
The keg is going right here...who's in for some real fun!!!
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Jan 14, 2023 9:39:47 GMT -5
Alright guys, time for the big guns... ::knocks over Mongo's collection of WWF Bobbleheads to clear the table:: The keg is going right here...who's in for some real fun!!! I see you crashed into my vintage WWF bobbleheads. Normally I'd be upset, but if you promise to crash into me later tonight I might be willing to accept your apology
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Post by Robbie A on Jan 14, 2023 12:38:01 GMT -5
Weebs? Really Dave? Usually mongos the racist around here.
Don’t get me wrong I’ve never understood why we call it Cluedo over Clue…
Oh, thanks Wiki…
“ Although the patent was granted in 1947, postwar shortages postponed the game's official United Kingdom launch until 1949.[2] It was simultaneously licensed to Parker Brothers in the United States for publication, where it was renamed Clue.”
But anyway it’s a party and I’m willing to bet it’s Mongo with the rope in the billiard room…
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