Shot Caller (Supremacy Xcrown 1)
Jan 20, 2023 3:10:37 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Awesome on Jan 20, 2023 3:10:37 GMT -5
GUN SHOW SEASON 4 PREMIER
Oct 31st 2022
We fade out on this television spot, and cut to a previously recorded scene from last night's End of Days final.
We find Steve Awesome, after his hellacious Greenhouse match against Zoran, sans the XCrown Championship.
Steve Awesome: Zoran you son of a bitch! I thought I was done with you, but now I see we are destined to fight forever!
He glares into the camera.
Steve Awesome: Trust me when I say that I will be back for my title. You may have won tonight but that just makes the score….”
Steve puts up two fingers.
Steve Awesome: “Two to…”
He flips his hand around and leaves up the middle finger.
Steve Awesome: “one.”
He flashes that classic smirk and nods.
Steve Awesome: And at oh say Supremacy…
Crowd pop for a possible date.
Steve Awesome:….I’m gonna make it Three to One.
And angry Steve walks off and we fade out.
“So how do you feel heading into Supremacy?”
“Oh dude, I feel amazing. Everything is going exactly to plan.”
We fade into footage from a local podcast that Steve Awesome was appearing on. We catch the Face of the Franchise looking extremely calm and confident like always.
“Oh really? How’s that?”
“Well the training is going extremely well. I’m learning a lot about kitchen fighting. Did you know you can beat a man’s testicles into scrambled eggs with a common whisk!?”
The podcaster gasped.
“Oh my!”
Steve nodded his head and then pointed to his brain.
“And I got that knowledge. Right up here, baby. I’ve been studying the arts of Gordon Ramsay and how to center my rage into a mean, lean, fighting machine. I’m ready. I mean, I’ve been ready. Let’s be honest here….”
Steve let a chuckle escape his mouth.
“I already called my shot five months ago…”
He laughs again.
“Did people forget? Did they think I was lying? Come on man. Getting here, getting to Supremacy to fight for the XCrown Championship and win it has been my goal in the back of my mind for months and now that I’m here, now that everything is falling into place around me I feel pretty damn good.”
He nods.
“My head is in the right place.”
He nods again.
“I’m ready to be XCrown Champ for a third time.”
Then he shrugs.
“And apparently, I’m the only one around here who can actually beat that piece of shit, Zoran Sainovic, and you better rest assured I’m ready to whip his ass too. We’re going three to one, baby, three to one!
“What about the other competitors in the match?”
Steve nodded his head, he couldn’t forget the other three men. Dylan Black, Copycat and Raiden Ishimori.
“Yeah, there are an extra couple of bodies aren’t there? Three guys that were my team mates at Hegemony and now standing in my way at Supremacy.”
He shrugs and he nods.
“Yeah that changes things a little bit, but the plan was always to get to Supremacy and take my title back. Whoever or in this case how many people were in my way when I got here was a surprise. But I don’t have to beat all of them, just one. And lucky for me, I’ve already beaten two of them, pretty sure I can handle one of them no problem and the other one is Copycat. So….”
He sticks his tongue out and makes fart noises.
“I think I’m pretty good.”
“At Supremacy everyone is about to step into The kitchen of the Face of the Franchise. Zoran, Dylan, Raiden, Copycat, they're all about to get served up a special more individual version of a Pu Pu Platter once that bell rings.”
Brief silence.
“That means I’m going to hand each one of them their own ass one by one if that’s what it takes to win back the Crown.”
The podcaster face palms.
“What does that even mean? Pu Pu Platter isn’t actually…..okay now he’s crotch chopping, they can’t hear you crotch chopping, Steve.”
Steve stands up and crotch chops into the microphone a few times.
“Getting any of that?”
The interviewer sighs.
“Plenty.”
Steve sits down.
“Good, I hope when my opponents listen to this promo later, they really hear the whooshing sound of me crotching my chops.”
“I bet you feel the same way about Rat Bastard…”
Even if you were just listening to the audio you could feel the mood change.
“Let’s keep your little podcast on a positive note. Next question.”
The podcaster nodded and stumbled through his cards.
“Oh uh…Xtraction The Movie is doing exceptionally well online.”
Steve seemed to light back up once the podcaster brought up his latest accomplishment.
“Yeah man, I’m really excited that everyone liked that movie. You know it’s actually getting some attention from the academy. I’ve always had a secret dream of winning an Oscar. This could be the one.”
Steve holds up both his hands with his fingers crossed.
“So what’s next in the movie scene, Xtraction 2? Another movie based on the match you are currently preparing for?”
“Well, I know a lot of people really liked how I tied everything together with the movie based on the match but I’m not just an actor, I’m an artist.”
He says smugly.
“I want to do different things. Explore different avenues. My next film is completely different. It’s gonna blow your mind!”
Steve Awesome presents
KITCHEN FORCE!
“Ummm”
“Well I mean my next one after this will be different, shut up!”
KITCHEN FORCE!!!!!!
“When you go to sleep at night, you rely on your front door to keep you safe at night.
Fade in on a little kid getting into bed for the night.
When you step beyond that, you rely on police and first responders. Beyond that you bring in the military. Then the FBI.”
The little kid's eyes shoot wide.
“But who do you call after that?”
The little sits up in fear!
“Ghostbusters?”
The little kid nods and sighs in relief and starts to tuck himself back in.
“Yeah but what if it’s a cooking based problem and nothing to do with ghosts?”
The little boy turns the lamp on as he tries to calm himself down.
“Ooh yeah bet you didn’t think of that tough guy!” We’re doomed! There’s nothing we can do, right!?”
The little boy tears at his hair in crippling fear!
“WRONG!”
*heavy metal plays*
KITCHEN FORCE!
The entire room explodes and a super high tech kitchen laboratory takes its place. Scientists run back and forth maintaining tests.
“KEEN
INTELLIGENCE
TACTICAL
CAPTAIN
HEROES
ENGINEERING
NEUROSCIENTISTS
FORCE!!!!!’
Featuring….!
The Knife!
We see a character played by Curtis Kanyon. He is sitting at a desk making plans and strategies for their missions. He is rocking the best goatee Hollywood could provide him!
“Sharp, and tactical!”
“The Toaster!”
Spike Kane is standing in an alley surrounded by enemies but seemingly hidden within a cloak.
“This guy is a hot head! And you never know when he’s gonna-
The toaster suddenly attacks everyone in an aggressive rage.
“Pop off.”
“The Microwave”
Steve Awesome zaps some enemies to death and then hits on the female that was being held hostage.
“Quick and easy.”
“And also EL SPATULA!”
El Combatiente steps forward with a spatula taped to the forehead of his mask. He crossed his arms and looked annoyed.
“He does de fleepz!”
“No acepté este casting.”
Javier waddles up dressed like a taco.
“El Combatiente says he didn’t agree to this casting choice.”
EC suddenly notices Javier is dressed like a taco.
“¿¡Por qué Javier está temido como un taco!?"
Javier nods.
“EC also wants to know why I’m dressed like a taco.”
“Awh geez, CUT!”
Steve Awesome comes stomping over in his bulky microwave gear.
“I already told you Javier, you are Incredible Taco because that’s the last costume we had left after the budget. And EC, bro, you have to obviously be El Spatula because you are already wearing a mask!”
Kanyon steps forward stroking his fake goatee.
“I actually wouldn’t mind playing El Spatula….but I get to keep the goatee.”
Steve shakes his head.
“What, you can’t have a mask and a goatee!”
Spike steps forward frolicing in his cloak.
“I’m loving this cloak man! People need to bring back cloaks! If Kanyon gets to keep the goatee I wanna keep the cloak!”
Steve face palms.
“No. Nobody’s keeping anything. No changing parts! We are going to do it the way it says on the script.”
Steve sighs and looks at his Bang Bro co-stars.
“I’m sorry for yelling guys. I’m just trying to make my dreams happen. I got this crazy idea in my head and I want to make it happen. But I need you guys to stop everything you're doing and really focus on my one idea in order to help me with my dream!”
EC groans.
¿Otra vez?
Before Steve could find out what that meant one of Steve’s work assistants pokes their head onto the set.
“Umm excuse me sir, there is someone here to see you.”
“It better be important to interrupt filming!”
“It’s very important. You are going to want to see this.”
Steve could tell it was big by the look in his assistants eyes. He nods and yells back at the bros.
“Take five guys…”
“Finalmente!”
EC rips the spatula off of his mask.
Fade.
STEVE AWESOME
FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
We find Steve walking through the hall of his studio as a few assistants walk behind him.
“…and you all are sure he’s here.”
They all nod.
“And he wants to talk to me?”
They all nod again and Steve nods to himself. Reassuring himself that everything is cool and finally he addressed the camera in front of him with a big smile.
“Things just keep getting better and better for the Face of the Franchise.”
He shrugs.
“A lot of people wonder why I would put so much effort into becoming XCrown Champion for a third time. Why would I put myself through all the training and diets? Why does a big-time Hollywood actor with endeavors all over the world feel the need to put his body on the line to win a championship that he’s won twice before?”
He shakes his head.
“Well, first of all jabroni, this is the XCrown Championship we’re talking about here. It’s the most prestigious title in all of pro wrestling. There will be many duplicators, many rip offs, and that’s fine, imitation is the best form of flattery, but the XCrown Championship is THE BELT to hold. It’s what makes you the best wrestler in the world and if you’re not in this business to be the best then let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out of this business.”
Steve holds up two fingers.
“Secondly, I’m just getting started.”
He adjusts his shirt collar.
“After twenty years in this business, ten full years under the XHF banner, two XCrown reigns, two global tag team reigns and historically the last ever XHF United States Champion, End of Days winner. I won every single Call to Arms tournament. And…
He smirks and shrugs his shoulders.
“I’m only getting started.”
He chuckles.
“I just keep getting better and better. “Peak” is not a word in my vocabulary.
The top of the mountain,
the pinnacle of this business only goes as high as I’M WILLING TO TAKE IT!”
He glares into the camera with intensity as he continues to walk through the halls.
“And I keep coming back for that title, I keep coming back to become XCrown Champion because I know I’m the best to ever do it, and to be perfectly honest, Im not done being the best yet. And we all know that The Face of the Franchise is the absolute BEST at being the best. And WHEN I walk through everyone at Supremacy and become the new Champ, I'm going to show you how I can do even better then when I was the best the last time!
“And I knew I’d be doing this back in October. I’ve been preparing ever since I called my shot. Even though I thought I was losing my friends. Even while I had to mentally prepare for Civil Wargames. Even while that piece of shit Rat Bastard walks around with my ncw world title.”
He nods his head.
“I’ve upped my game to a new level. That’s what The Face of the Franchise does, he up’s the game.”
He winks over the rim of his sunglasses and finger points into the camera.
“And every single opponent is going to find out exactly what that means at Supremacy when I walk as a THREE time XCrown champion!”
As he finished saying that he and his group finally approached the door they were looking for.
“Steve. Mr. Lerr is in this room waiting for you.”
Steve took a deep breath and rubbed his hands together in anticipation. Steve addressed the camera.
“And just like I get better and up the game in wrestling, I’m about to do it in Hollywood. He’s a very influential critic. This guy in here is in good with The Academy. He could get me close to an Oscar nomination. We’re ready!”
Steve opens the door and they go in.
First thing Steve noticed about Mr. Lerr is that he had a strangely large head with no hair on the top of it. Steve wondered how this guy put on any shirt that had a collar on it but of course he wouldn’t say it out loud. This guy was the guy to shmooze and Steve knew all about that!
“First off Mr. Lerr I want to thank you for taking time to come see me. It’s an honor to have you in my studio.”
“Todd. You can call me Todd.”
Steve nodded his head as he sat on the other side of Todd Lerr’s desk.
“Uh, okay Todd. What’s up? Why did you come to see me?”
Todd rubbed his chin. It was pointless and non-existent.
“Well people loved Xtraction The Movie STEVE! You have a great mind for making movies, kid. And as a critic and a big name in producers, I want to attach my wagon to you. But I think with a little bit of my expert polish and gumption, we can get you a movie that’s really and truly Oscar worthy.”
Steve’s jaw dropped even though he expected Todd Lerr to say something like that. It still sounded just as sweet. Steve had to play this cool and not come off desperate.
“I would do absolutely anything in this world for two things…become XCrown Champion and win an Oscar.”
Todd Lerr nodded his strange head. He barely had control of the thing to be honest.
“Good. Because in order to do this, you will have to do everything I say.”
Steve nods his head.
“That shouldn’t come back to bite me in any way. Deal.”
“Okay. Finish up your current movie and send me what you have. I’ll give you some notes and we can start there.”
“Well that seems easy enough. Thanks Todd!”
Steve gets up and heads for the door.
“Don’t mention it. I got faith in you, son!”
As Steve exits the room he hears Todd call for his assistant.
“Okay Jenkins, it’s time for nap nap.”
Steve thought that was weird but it was better to ignore for the sake of the new connection.
KITCHEN FORCE!!!!!!!!!
We open up in the city during nightfall. The elite members of Kitchen Force are on a dangerous mission.
The Knife (Curtis Kanyon) is seen in the helicopter known as the Knife Block and he’s calling the shots from the sky while stroking his goatee.
The Knife: Remember guys, we’re looking for Carry Out! He is a dangerous enemy and can trap you in his Tupperware containers of doom.
Toaster: Yeah, Carry Out really ticks me off!”
We find the hot headed Toaster (Spike Kane) lurking in an alleyway in his cloak.
Toaster: With his styrofoam and aluminum foil powers he can keep food fresh and hot, rendering us completely useless!
Microwave: YEAH!
We spot Microwave (Steve Awesome) scanning the city streets with his high tech armor equipment.
Microwave: And aluminum foil can’t go inside me!
Toaster: Yeah Microwave could explode if he gets aluminum foil inside him! That gets my blood boiling!
Knife: We won’t let that happen!
Knife pushes some buttons and checks radar mode.
Knife: Getting a read near you El Spatula.
El Spatula is seen flipping his way up a fire escape to get a better look.
El Spatula: ¡Tengo ojos en el perpetrador!
Carry Out: Ha ha! Me and my family felt like PIZZA tonight, Kitchen Force!
Carry Out takes off running through the alley but he’s played by (Drew Carey ladies and gentlemen) and can’t really run that fast.
He gets flipped by Spatula, zapped by the Microwave, popped and toasted by Toaster and the Knife drops down a net from the Knife Blockcopter.
The End!
Cut to Steve Awesome holding the finished reel.
“I think we got a hit on our hands.”
He stares at it in awe.
“Todd Lerr is really going to like this, I think….”
