Kiss (Xcrown Supremacy rp4)
Jan 27, 2023 22:23:59 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Awesome on Jan 27, 2023 22:23:59 GMT -5
Curtis, Spike and El Combatiente were all hanging out in the Kitchen Chaos movie studio when Steve Awesome walks up to his bros with a sheet of paper and a hesitant look on his face.
“You guys aren’t going to like this.”
Steve said as he flapped that paper around. All the bros could see Todd Lerr’s official seal on the top. Curtis rolled his eyes.
“Let me guess, more changes?”
Steve nodded his head and sighed. Kanyon groaned in frustration.
“Ugh come on! How many cooks are actually in this kitchen!? How many times do we have to change things to make these Oscar people happy? These Hollywood producers completely ruined the DC Cinematic Universe and now they are here to ruin movies I’m actually in! GRRRR!!!”
EC steps up to help calm down Curtis.
“Curtis, ¿estás bien? Estás actuando como un loco.”
Curtis nods his head and takes a deep breath.
“Sorry. You are right. I just-“
He takes another calming breath.
“…I just really wanted Batman vs Superman to be good!”
Kanyon hugs EC and the fighter consoles his friend. Spike walks up holding a Starbucks coffee.
“More changes eh? Most of them haven’t been too bad. What do they want to do now?”
Spike takes a drink of his coffee right as Steve spoke.
“They want to add a romance storyline.”
Steve blocked his face assuming Spike was going to do a spit take but his reaction was pretty calm.
“Not a bad idea. So are they adding a new character to the film or what?”
Spike again took a big sip of his coffee right as Steve told him the answer.
“Um no actually, Todd Lerr thinks the romance storyline should be in the main cast.”
Steve blocks his face again in anticipation of a spit take from Spike. But the God of Xtreme swallows. And rationalize the news respectfully.
“Interesting. There aren’t any women casted in the main cast. Wait, are we keeping Mariah Carey on cast?”
Steve shook his head.
“No. We don’t have the budget to thaw her out twice.
Steve just decided to blurt it out just as Spike took another drink of his coffee.
“They uhhh….they want you and me to kiss, dude.”
Steve blocked his face once again but instead of a spit take, Spike chokes on the coffee and some of it comes out of his nose.
“*ack!* *cough* WHAT!?”
Spike backs up. He wipes his nose and shakes his head repeatedly.
“No way man! Not happening! I don’t want to kiss you dude!”
Steve’s shoulders slumped and his lower lip began to pout.
“Is it because you think I’m ugly that you don’t want to kiss me?”
“What? No!”
Steve takes a sigh of relief and smiles.
“I have nothing against it! It’s just…dude…I’m not exactly comfortable with me personally kissing a guy.”
Steve nods his head.
“I get that. Honestly, I don’t want to do it either. But I’m finally connected with The Academy! If I back out now then so will the Academy and then all the hard work we’ve been putting into this movie will be for nothing!”
Spike sighed. Spike cared about Steve and how hard he worked to finally get the Oscar. Spike wanted to be helpful anyway he could, But this was still a big ask, all things considered.
“Please Spike! You’ve been the one who has had my back throughout everything. I really need you for this.”
Spike sighed.
“Just uh give me some time to think about it. In the uh…the other room.”
“Okay.”
With that, Spike quickly grabbed his coat and keys and ran out the side door. You can hear a car start outside and quickly peel out and take off down the road.
“How much time do you think he needs?”
Fade.
Fade into a small baby sized space ship docking at a cargo bay on a strange planet. Todd Lerr and his crew of baby people aliens all disembark the ship wearing space suits.
Behind them, Steve Awesome struggles to squeeze himself out of the tiny rocket ship! He’s dressed in a space suit as well except it’s all stretched and ripped since he was a full sized man.
“Oh god my back!!”
Steve clutches his spine. Being scrunched up while traveling light years through space will really kink things up back there.
~~~
War Room
Toddlerian Home Planet
We find the baby looking aliens known as Toddlerian all surrounding a monitor in their high tech baby sized war room. There were tons of cute baby scientists walking around doing tiny experiments. Steve was there but of course he was still scrunched up against the ceiling even while on his knees.
Todd Lerr presses a few buttons and brings up an image on the screen.
“These are the Jerkwads.”
The pictures show a race of aliens that were about three to four foot tall and had childlike features.
“As you can see from the picture, they are vicious gigantic blood thirsty killers of my people. But to you, they resemble what you would see as the common fifth grader. As a full sized human man, you should be able to take them out no problem.”
“So what do you want me to do? Go kill them all or something?”
Todd Lerr laughs.
“Heavens no. But I like your gumption. We just want you to sneak into their home base and plant this small device and then get out of there. It should be simple.”
“Well if it’s so easy then why can’t you do it?”
Todd Lerr presses some more buttons on the keyboard.
“We would if we could. But they have these strange barriers that we are just unable to cross.”
“We are helpless to stop them, but you Steve, you could hop over that no problem. And then once you plant that device, we will have the advantage!”
Steve just stands there unresponsive in the tiny room.
“Steve?”
“Oh sorry, I was just wondering where my life went wrong for all this to happen…”
He sighs and nods his head.
“Travel to their planet, plant your little device, and then leave. Got it. Then after that, we can finally talk about my Oscar nomination, right? No more intergalactic space favors?”
Todd Lerr smiled and nodded his head.
“You get this done for us, we will have everything we need. And we can finally get you that Oscar.”
Fade out on the seemingly innocuous smile of the big shot Hollywood producer alien.
STEVE AWESOME
FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
The camera turns on and we find Steve Awesome holding a pen in his hand and leaning over a piece of paper on a desk inside his study inside his home.
“Dear Zoran Sainovic…”
He speaks his words out loud as he writes them.
“Shut the fuck up you stupid old bastard.”
Steve underlined the words on the paper and then dropped the pen. Steve turns and addresses the camera he has set up in front of him.
“You’d think being a master of disguise you’d wind up playing as someone with a little bit of intelligence.”
Steve shook his head and ran a palm through his hair.
“But let me explain things to you. You see, regaining the XCrown Championship has been the main goal since I told your wrinkly Ass I was coming for you back in October. Sure, there were a couple of side tracks that I had to handle but everything was still going according to plan. For five long months, I had every single intention of making my way to Supremacy, slapping you so hard your Life Alert goes off and taking BACK the title that should be mine.”
Steve sighs.
“It just so happens, Rat Bastard couldn’t handle being my fifth best friend and now at Supremacy I just have one more ass to kick.”
Steve shrugs his shoulders.
“I’m not going to deviate from the main plan just because of Rat Bastard. Nah, I’m going to show Rat and you just how great I am when I go out there TWICE and come back a world champion, TWICE.”
Steve smirked.
“That’s Face of the Franchise, shit!”
“But you would try to paint a scenario where I dropped out of the match.“
Steve nodded and pointed into the camera.
“I’m sure you’d absolutely love it if I actually took myself out of this match. Because then all that would be left is the idiot, the second guesser, and your little tag team partner that apparently needs to ask permission from you to win this thing in the first place.”
“And most importantly, you wouldn’t have to deal with me.”
He smirks.
“Because unlike the rest of the opponents in this match, you know I actually have what it takes to beat you, old man. I know what it takes to make you scream for mercy, Zoran.”
He shrugs and nods.
“Sure you got one over on me at End of Days. That’s why you are XCrown Champion in the first place, cherish that win. It’s almost as good as beating you in five seconds at last year’s Hegemony.”
“But it makes sense that you don’t want the smoke and you want to see me leave the match. Because you know that I’ve been training and preparing for five months to come take that win back from End of Days. You know I’m coming to take that XCrown Championship back and you know the only thing you can do is try to convince that drunk bastard to cash in my title just to try and piss me off.”
Steve sneered and shook his head.
“Because you’re just an old spiteful Karen.”
Steve steps forward, fists clenched.
“Unfortunately for you, there will be no manager for you to talk to. You aren’t going to get your way, and the Face of the Franchise is going to be in that kitchen ready to bitch slap the fiber right out of your diet!”
He pounds his chest.
“Oh yeah. I know that makes your ancient butthole pucker and I’m sure you have some smart ass thing to say, but the fact remains that I’m still the same guy that took everything that the so called “most violent man in the XHF Network” had to dish out and I was man enough to turn around and beat your ass until you screamed your deepest darkest secret Zoran.”
Steve beamed with confidence as he grinned into the camera.
“You broke first, Zoran.”
“And I know-“
He points to his temple.
“That fact will always be in the back of your mind. Anytime I get close, everytime I earn a shot at that championship, everytime they say my name….”
Steve nods slowly.
“Every single time your son looks at you. And he wishes you were more like me.”
He smirks.
“You are going to remember that you broke first.”
“So yeah, I bet you’d love it if I took myself out of XCrown match but it’s not going to happen. You can’t twist and spin your way out of this one. You got an ass kicking coming that I’ve been meticulously planning since October. You better hope your best buddy Dylan will keep you safe Zoran, because if he doesn’t I’m going to break you again.”
“I don’t care about your little alliance. You think I won’t use Copycat as a meat shield?”
I’m coming to Kitchen Chaos and I will do whatever it takes to make sure You are the one I beat to take the title. I mean, I’ll settle for Dylan, but I want it to be you Zoran.”
“And after I bake up a can of whip ass at four hundred degrees, wait until it rises up, pull it out of the oven, throw on some icing. Write a heart warming message like “die in a fire” and then shove it down your Turkey gizzard of a throat. I’m gonna drop you with the SteveKO and become the second and infinitely more entertaining three time XCrown Champion…..”
Steve glares into the camera from behind his sunglasses but he still had that cocky grin. He was ready to tear that old piece of shit apart and send him piece by piece to the retirement home.
“Maybe I’ll sign another autograph for your kid….my number one fan.”
Steve held up an index finger.
“But only if you ask nicely…”
He smirked.
“And on your knees…”
Crotch Chop
Fade.
We find Steve Awesome pacing back and forth in the parking lot of Kitchen Force studios. It’s not clear how long he had been waiting but after a few moments, Spike Kane come driving back up to the parking lot. Steve greeted Spike as soon as the car shifted into park.
“Dude! You came back!”
Spike nodded and sighed.
“Yeah I’m sorry for bailing like that. But I gave it some thought. I’m still not exactly comfortable with kissing anyone on screen, but I can do it for you, dude. I really want to support the movie and help you any way I can. But it’s only going to be a quick peck on the lips.”
Steve nods his head.
“Totally dude. That’s all we need. Just a quick peck on the lips!
Spike sighs, and slowly gets out of the car.
Planet Jerkwad
“This Todd Lerr. Steve, how are things going on planet Jerkwad?”
We find Steve walking away from a pile of fifth grade sized aliens. He presses the button on his ripped and undersized space suit and speaks into the communicator.
“It’s going pretty damn good over here. I’ll tell you what Todd, I haven’t beat up this many fifth graders in a long time.”
“Right, right. Just remember the are violent and bloodthirsty space criminals, not actual fifth graders.
Steve stops and glances back and forth.
“Uh yeah, I mean neither were those kids I beat up.”
Before Steve could explain he was suddenly surrounded by a group of armed jerkwads.
“Reach for the sky, boy!”
“Uh oh….”
KITCHEN FORCE CHRONICLES
TOASTER ❤️’s The WAVE
We open up inside the Kitchen Force base. The Wave was mixing up some cake batter while The Toaster gave him the sexy eyes from the dining room table.
The Wave: It’s nice to have some time off.
Toaster: All time is nice when it’s spent with you.
The Wave giggles.
The Wave: You are so sweet.
Toaster: You are!
Toaster walks over to The Wave and hugs him from behind. The Wave melts as Toaster rests his head on his shoulder.
Toaster: Everyday is perfect with you.
The Wave turns around and faces Toaster. Chest to chest.
The Wave: Kiss me you fool.
Spike as the Toaster works up the courage and then pecks The Wave who is played by Steve who was waiting with puckered up lips.
“Cut! Cut!”
Steve and Spike glance over to see one of Todd Lerr’s staff members sitting in the assistant directors chair.
“I wasn’t feeling that. Let’s change a few things and really turn it up a little.”
Steve and Spike look at each other, unsure and worried about what that means.
Planet Jerkwad
Steve was surrounded by little jerkwads. They all had there laser guns pointed at Steve. One of the jerkwads step forward.
“Before this turns into a fight and you manage to knock us all out and you place that Toddlerian device on our planet. I just want you to know one thing….that device is an explosive.”
Steve looks at the small black box in shock.
“Those bastard Toddlerian want to blow up our planet and build an intergalactic highway through it!”
“What!?”
The jerkwads nod.
“If they blow up our planet we will all die. And any of us who get off the planet in time will have nowhere to go. You have to understand, we are a peaceful people and we’re only defending our planet from the Toddlerians.”
Steve shakes his head and sighs.
“What a twist.”
KITCHEN FORCE CHRONICLES
TOASTER ❤️’s The WAVE
We fade into the same kitchen but this time The Wave is making cake batter and only dressed in a cooking apron and nothing else.
The Wave: It’s nice to have some time off.
Toaster: All time is nice when it’s spent with you.
The Wave giggles.
The Wave: You are so sweet.
Toaster: You are!
Toaster walks over to The Wave and hugs him from behind. The Wave is supposed to melt and swoon but it’s way too obvious that the actors, Spike and Steve aren’t exactly comfortable in this position. Especially considering Steve’s lack of pants.
Toaster: Everyday is erm perfect with you.
The Wave turns around and faces Toaster. Chest to chest. They are both struggling to keep it together at this point.
The Wave: *deep reluctant sigh* Kiss me you fool.
Both Spike and Steve stare at each other, neither men want to do it.
Assistant Director: Come on guys, I want to see this get hot and heavy…show me how bad you want that Oscar!
Jerkwad Planet
“Okay forgot to mention, don’t listen to the Jerkwads and there crazy stories okay. They are totally lying and-“
Steve cuts them off as he stands with the Jerkwads.
“I already listened to their stories. Is it true? You guys want to blow up there planet to make a space highway!?”
Steve stands there, still holding the device. The jerkwads have lowered their guns.
“Okay yeah it’s true. But in our defense that space highway will help keep entire galaxies connected. It would not only further our race but it would literally help the entire universe. Come on Steve, do the right thing, drop that box and come back. We will do the rest. Once you have that Oscar you won’t even miss this planet!”
Steve slowly steps away from the Jerkwads.
“What will you do for that Oscar?”
Steve looks at the box and then the Jerkwads and then back again.
Assistant Director: Come on Steve, what will you do for that Oscar? How far are you willing to go?
Both Steve and Spike were standing there on set, still in costume (or lack there of) and hugging.
“You owe me for this, Steve.”
“Spike, I’ll do anything for you. Anything you want!”
“Now is not the time to discuss details.”
Assistant Director: okay boys, turn up the heat. ACTION!
KITCHEN FORCE CHRONICLES
TOASTER ❤️’s The WAVE
The Wave: Kiss me you fool.
And with that, Steve Awesome locks lips with Spike Kane and shoves his tongue down his throat.
Jerkwad Planet
Steve leaps up and punches the lead Jerkwad in the face. He drops the box and then quickly runs to the beam up point.
“Sorry about your planet. Man’s got an Oscar to win!
The jerkwads give chase.
KITCHEN FORCE CHRONICLES
TOASTER ❤️’s The WAVE
Toaster and Wave make out passionately inside that kitchen. Spilling the cake batter, knocking over a chair and making a big mess. Wave grabs Toasters ass.
It’s passion personified.
Jerkwad Planet
Steve Awesome outruns the small sized aliens no problem and gets to the beam up point. Steve flips off all the aliens as he’s instantly beamed into a baby sized rescue ship and he flies away as Planet Jerkwad explodes into smithereens.
KITCHEN FORCE CHRONICLES
TOASTER ❤️’s The WAVE
Assistant Director: And cut.
The two men immediately stop kissing each other and do their best to keep their composure and not get grossed out. Though, Steve kinda liked it a little bit. Spike walks back over and wipes his mouth.
“Ugh there! You better win your Oscar now!”
Steve nods his head and spits.
“I better win three Oscar’s after that damn it!”
The assistant director walks up.
Assistant Director: That was really good, buuuuuuuut looks like we got some changes and we’re going to cut the scene.
“Are you kidding me!?”
Spike glares at Steve.
“I think I might kill you, Steve.”
Steve runs away from Spike as the scene fades.
Toddlerian War room.
Steve is scrunched up in there tiny room as Todd Lerr congratulated him on a job well done.
“You did a great job. And now we are free to build out space highway all thanks to you.”
Steve have a thumbs up.
“Great. Can we go home and get my Oscar now or what?”
Todd nods.
“Absolutely. We will get you your precious Oscar. Then after that…we can blow up Earth to make more room for our space highway. Muah ha ha ha ha….”
Steve looks on in shock and frustration.
“Awhh shit…”
