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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 0:46:07 GMT -5
Cameras are flashing as the new XHF X*Crown Champion lumbers into the conference room. Everyone is here to witness Dylan Black's post-match comments and they're in for a treat. Dylan slumps down in the chair, slotting the X*Crown Championship into the display stand in front of him. He sighs and looks out at the reporters.Dylan: Look at this. Look at this beautiful championship. It's a thing of beauty, isn't it? Not exactly Zoran's lapel pin but this fits me.Pause.Dylan: I can't say I expected to come out of this match the victor but let's be real, did we expect anyone else to walk away champion? I had a chip on my shoulder, I have the drive to be the best. And now I can call myself X*Crown Champion.He gazes off into space.Dylan: I dunno, I didn't have much planned to say. I guess I'll open the floor to questions from anyone. Please, ask me anything. |
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Post by La Familia Price on Jan 31, 2023 1:10:29 GMT -5
*The first "reporter" stands to ask a question. This reporter in question is just Darlene Price wearing glasses, she hasn't even bothered to take her war paint off her face*
Journalists Dar: Yes hi Darlene with Violance Daily. Can we get your thoughts on you and your stalemates, and fellow JROK champions, about your current uncalled for and completely bias as FUCK suspension from said promotion?
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Post by Cross Recoba on Jan 31, 2023 1:13:51 GMT -5
A man stands up, we recognize him from several editorials on the Network. He was last seen getting abused by Poena all the way back in June.
Brandon McKay: Brandon McKay, If the Walls Could Talk. -parter here: how does it feel to get the belt back once more and become only the second wrestler in XHF history to hold the title three times and will you be a touring champion once more?
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 1:31:02 GMT -5
*The first "reporter" stands to ask a question. This reporter in question is just Darlene Price wearing glasses, she hasn't even bothered to take her war paint off her face* Journalists Dar: Yes hi Darlene with Violance Daily. Can we get your thoughts on you and your stalemates, and fellow JROK champions, about your current uncalled for and completely bias as FUCK suspension from said promotion? |
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 1:35:45 GMT -5
A man stands up, we recognize him from several editorials on the Network. He was last seen getting abused by Poena all the way back in June. Brandon McKay: Brandon McKay, If the Walls Could Talk. -parter here: how does it feel to get the belt back once more and become only the second wrestler in XHF history to hold the title three times and will you be a touring champion once more? |
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Post by mosler on Jan 31, 2023 1:51:11 GMT -5
Pam Demonia:
Pam Demonia, Independent – what does EVE stand for?
Tripp Tripperson:
For fuck sake, Pam. Tripp Tripperson, Wrestling With The Truth – GUNS will be returning on Valentine's Day, have you given any thought to your first defence? Who can your fans look forward to you testing yourself against in the coming season?
Pam Demonia:
Favourite colour? This is Pam again, by the way.
Quinton Reed:
Quinton Reed, Hardcore In Color - Super Frenemies vs. Top of the Class - when is it happening, and do you think the strenuous X*Crown schedule will distract from your ability to win multiple Network branded championships at one time?
Pam Demonia:
Pam again, do you think the Kaos Kitchen made you a better cook... and if so, why?
Juniper Jones:
Juniper Jones, Squared Circle Observatory. There have been rumours swirling around the XHF Nation that Supremacy was going to be your swan song, with J-RoK having crushed your spirit. With this second lease on - at least gold - what are your expectations for this next run.
Pam Demonia:
Pam here. My readers noticed that Peona seems to be a bit of a masochist. Given how horny he gets for violence, how hasn't he hooked up with Dar yet?
The rest of the reporters leave, not wanting to be seen with the independent.
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 2:24:34 GMT -5
Pam Demonia:
Pam Demonia, Independent – what does EVE stand for?Tripp Tripperson:
For fuck sake, Pam. Tripp Tripperson, Wrestling With The Truth – GUNS will be returning on Valentine's Day, have you given any thought to your first defence? Who can your fans look forward to you testing yourself against in the coming season?Pam Demonia:
Favourite colour? This is Pam again, by the way.Quinton Reed:
Quinton Reed, Hardcore In Color - Super Frenemies vs. Top of the Class - when is it happening, and do you think the strenuous X*Crown schedule will distract from your ability to win multiple Network branded championships at one time?Pam Demonia:
Pam again, do you think the Kaos Kitchen made you a better cook... and if so, why?Juniper Jones:
Juniper Jones, Squared Circle Observatory. There have been rumours swirling around the XHF Nation that Supremacy was going to be your swan song, with J-RoK having crushed your spirit. With this second lease on - at least gold - what are your expectations for this next run.
Pam Demonia:
Pam here. My readers noticed that Peona seems to be a bit of a masochist. Given how horny he gets for violence, how hasn't he hooked up with Dar yet?The rest of the reporters leave, not wanting to be seen with the independent. |
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Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 31, 2023 2:30:09 GMT -5
Pat Star: "Pat Star here, from Nautical News Weekly. Is Mayonnaise an instrument, Are hotdogs sandwiches, and with winning the X*Crown Championship for the third time amongst also winning the Sakura Tag League with Super Frenemy,Zoran Sanovic and winning back the Visual Kai Championship for the sceond time. How are you preparing mentally for this upcoming title match that James Raymond has booked you in? "
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 2:35:26 GMT -5
Pat Star: "Pat Star here, from Nautical News Weekly. Is Mayonnaise an instrument, Are hotdogs sandwiches, and with winning the X*Crown Championship for the third time amongst also winning the Sakura Tag League with Super Frenemy,Zoran Sanovic and winning back the Visual Kai Championship for the sceond time. How are you preparing mentally for this upcoming title match that James Raymond has booked you in? " |
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Post by bloodiedfox on Jan 31, 2023 4:03:32 GMT -5
A voice pipes up from the back of the room. We see it's a pissed off Brendan Harding, with a face palming Jack Gaines next to him.
Question: How does it feel to be a mass murderer and get away with it?
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Jan 31, 2023 9:02:51 GMT -5
Copycat stumbles through in the conference room and rubs a lump on the back of his head.
Copycat: Congrats on your win! I was trying to get the fellas over to celebrate with a pizza party but no one answered my texts. What are you doing on Friday? My treat!
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Post by Mav. on Jan 31, 2023 9:15:44 GMT -5
The sound of a door opening in the back of the room takes everyone’s notice, to which they all look back and that’s when they spot a familiar face entering, Jason Long. In his hand was a championship that he brought with him toward the front of the room, right where Dylan was.
Jason: Evening, champ.
He pulled a chair from the front row and dragged it closer to the table that Dylan was seated at. Jason threw the championship down onto the table and laid it out in front of him for Dylan to see – reading the words on the centre plate that said “VICTORY Pro World’s Championship”.
Jason: There’s no need to worry, Dylan. I’m not here to be disrespectful in any manner. Firstly, I came in here to just congratulate you on reaching a huge milestone. Three-time X*Crown Champion is an amazing feat and seeing how your previous reigns as champion has gone before? I can only expect this reign to go as good as they’ve been previously.
A small pause, he leaned back in his chair and grabbed a beer off of the table – popping the top off and taking one gulp from it.
Jason: So, why am I here? Well, it’s simple. See, myself and you have not got many moments together inside of the ring – at least one on one – and if my memory recollects me? Our only one on one encounter came at A Very AWF Christmas in 2019. In a small gauntlet match where the winner would face the X*Crown Champion later on that night. I won that match between us, then won the title that night too, but to be realistic with you? I never got the reign I really wished to have had. That’s been stuck in my head – that mantra – where I think I need another reign to prove I can be a good X*Crown Champion. Maybe I don’t, but what if I just have one more shot at actually seeing if I was right or not?
Long leaned forward, taking another gulp from the beer.
Jason: Dylan, I came here to challenge you for the X*Crown Championship.
A smile soon crept along his face.
Jason: I don’t have any real credential way of being just a worthy challenger but I have one credential that sees me become the next challenger, cashing in the now defunct VICTORY Pro World’s Championship – a title that I have now held twice – and placing it into the halls of the X*Crown vault along with the other twenty-three championships already in there. I’d love to place this championship down into the vault myself, Dylan – so allow me to give you my one and only question of the night.
A pause.
Jason: Will you accept my challenge for February 14th at GUNS?
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 10:33:14 GMT -5
A voice pipes up from the back of the room. We see it's a pissed off Brendan Harding, with a face palming Jack Gaines next to him.Question: How does it feel to be a mass murderer and get away with it? |
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 10:34:00 GMT -5
Copycat stumbles through in the conference room and rubs a lump on the back of his head.Copycat: Congrats on your win! I was trying to get the fellas over to celebrate with a pizza party but no one answered my texts. What are you doing on Friday? My treat! |
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Post by Dylan on Jan 31, 2023 10:43:56 GMT -5
The sound of a door opening in the back of the room takes everyone’s notice, to which they all look back and that’s when they spot a familiar face entering, Jason Long. In his hand was a championship that he brought with him toward the front of the room, right where Dylan was.Jason: Evening, champ. He pulled a chair from the front row and dragged it closer to the table that Dylan was seated at. Jason threw the championship down onto the table and laid it out in front of him for Dylan to see – reading the words on the centre plate that said “VICTORY Pro World’s Championship”.Jason: There’s no need to worry, Dylan. I’m not here to be disrespectful in any manner. Firstly, I came in here to just congratulate you on reaching a huge milestone. Three-time X*Crown Champion is an amazing feat and seeing how your previous reigns as champion has gone before? I can only expect this reign to go as good as they’ve been previously. A small pause, he leaned back in his chair and grabbed a beer off of the table – popping the top off and taking one gulp from it.Jason: So, why am I here? Well, it’s simple. See, myself and you have not got many moments together inside of the ring – at least one on one – and if my memory recollects me? Our only one on one encounter came at A Very AWF Christmas in 2019. In a small gauntlet match where the winner would face the X*Crown Champion later on that night. I won that match between us, then won the title that night too, but to be realistic with you? I never got the reign I really wished to have had. That’s been stuck in my head – that mantra – where I think I need another reign to prove I can be a good X*Crown Champion. Maybe I don’t, but what if I just have one more shot at actually seeing if I was right or not? Long leaned forward, taking another gulp from the beer.Jason: Dylan, I came here to challenge you for the X*Crown Championship. A smile soon crept along his face.Jason: I don’t have any real credential way of being just a worthy challenger but I have one credential that sees me become the next challenger, cashing in the now defunct VICTORY Pro World’s Championship – a title that I have now held twice – and placing it into the halls of the X*Crown vault along with the other twenty-three championships already in there. I’d love to place this championship down into the vault myself, Dylan – so allow me to give you my one and only question of the night. A pause.Jason: Will you accept my challenge for February 14th at GUNS? |
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