Kira Izumi
J-ROK Staff
XHF's Resident Weeb
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Post by Kira Izumi on Mar 18, 2023 0:19:39 GMT -5
The feed fades in and out for a few seconds before we see a very fuzzy picture. It soon becomes clear and we see Yuki Sakaraba in full view.
Yuki Sakaraba: "Konbanwa minna! Sakaraba Yuki desu!" The perky space pirate chirps.
Yuki Sakaraba: "(I'm not here for long speeches or too many words. Just know Yuki Sakaraba is putting her name into the rumble and i'm bringing the X*Crown to J-ROK and UZUMAKI! So get ready punks, The Kawaii Supernova is gonna show you an out of this world performance!)"
She winks and teleports out of frame as we fade back out
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The Dunne Deal
ACA Staff
The one you want to win, but won't admit it.
Posts: 1,159
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Mar 18, 2023 3:26:53 GMT -5
Hey everyone my name is Mike Dexter, my brother Cheez I should do this thing called the Rumble for funsies, Said I could make new friends. Anyways I'll be leaving now, have a nice day.<iframe id="_pericles_content_iframe" style="position: absolute; top: -99px; left: 0px; width: 50px; height: 26px; background: transparent; overflow: visible; margin-top: -30px; transition: top 2s ease-in-out 0s; z-index: 2147483647; border: none; padding: 0px;"></iframe>
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Post by Technical Perfection on Mar 20, 2023 19:22:51 GMT -5
(OOC: Yes, it's a Natasha signup) The hall is quiet. The cloaked figures that surround me swarm, mill about, each flashing a glance, a glare, a short expression of nothing in particular at the camera. They are many but they are unimportant. I loom over them. It is only natural for me, my seven foot frame being unusual amongst her followers. "Fellows of the Network," I boom, my voice filled with passion for my task, my tone naturally deep, "I come before you, not as an entrant to your competition but as a humble herald. My Lady wishes for it to be known that She intends to enter your upcoming competition. And thus, the destiny of each one of you rests in Her hands. As She has spoken, so shall it be.""She is watching," the chant rises from the Followers, "She is watching. She is watching. She is watching."Hard cut to black
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Post by Cross Recoba on Mar 21, 2023 9:08:32 GMT -5
FROM THE DESK OF CROSS RECOBA
It's been a while since I've entered the Rumble and so much has changed. What better way to celebrate my victory over Marty Donovan on April 1st for the HKW World title than bettering my sixth place finish in my last effort and going and giving Dylan the reduced schedule he so clearly deserves.
Cross Recoba
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Post by Thespian on Mar 22, 2023 7:28:21 GMT -5
Darkness, but only for a moment.
Lights flicker throughout the theater hall to illuminate empty rows of abandoned seating, but the stage itself remains unlit… until a lone spotlight illuminates center stage. There, all that could be seen is a cordless microphone on a stand, with a bluetooth speaker at the foot.
A single set of footsteps echo from stage right, until the dapper-dressed and mask-wearing wrestler makes his way into the spotlight. He takes a moment to reach up… adjusts his tie and outfit… before tapping against the microphone. The speaker gives the light feedback of those taps.
The Thespian clears his throat, leans in close to the mic, and simply whispers.
“... I’ll see you all at the Rumble, friends.”
A dark chuckle oozes from behind the mask as every light shuts off.
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ForeverKuroi
Mafia Host
The guy above me smells like cheese.
Posts: 7,484
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Post by ForeverKuroi on Mar 22, 2023 16:22:33 GMT -5
There are two voices from off-screen. One voice is so quiet that it comes across as a quiet mutter, barely able to make out. The other gradually gets louder as they speak.
Voice #1: Are you hear to sign up for the Rumble?
Voice #2: Am I hear to go for a scramble? That sounds delicious!
The first guy didn't really hear him.
Voice #1: You have to announce it for him to count.
The second person walks into view and we see...
Copycat: Yes, I am here for a scramble and if any of you gets in my way, you've gotta watch out because I'm coming for you!
The first voice, an XHF stand-in walks on camera and notices the mistake.
Voice #1: No, I meant RUMBL-
Copycat is so determinedly hungry, he proudly walks off camera, rubbing his belly.
Voice #1: Oh, forget it. The guy's an idiot. Whelp, there goes my job.
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The Dunne Deal
ACA Staff
The one you want to win, but won't admit it.
Posts: 1,159
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Mar 23, 2023 5:13:05 GMT -5
At the Rumble Hell comes to Earth.
Yours Truly, The Devil's Reject!!!
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MJP
.::XHF Newcomer::.
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Post by MJP on Mar 23, 2023 8:33:27 GMT -5
Hey, pssst.Do you know what time it is?...It's about that time.
And I'm serious, I really mean it -- I'm serious about this.
It's about that time.
So, let's make the most of this and let's begin a brand new journey together. They say we should "finish the story"
but we're only beginning and we need to begin our story -- because this is about becoming a trendsetter.
"What's your name?"
Well... MATTHEW JAMES PATTERSONIS DEBUTING AT THE XHF RUMBLE
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Steve Awesome
.::XHF Superstar::.
-~The Awesome Reality of Steve Awesome~-
Posts: 575
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Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 24, 2023 5:45:53 GMT -5
Steve Awesome walks into frame wearing scuba gear, necklace of garlic cloves, and an ancient relic from the Aztecs. He adjusts his sunglasses and smiles brightly.
“I bet your all wondering what that rascal Steve Awesome is up to for the rumble.”
He smiles and nods.
“What the heck does that crazy Oscar winner have up his sleeve this year?”
He gets real serious.
“Well it’s actually an issue of thermodynamics and-“
He hears a voice come from off screen.
“What?”
As he listened he angrily ripped his sunglasses off revealing the cat eye contacts he was wearing underneath.
“What do you mean I didn’t win the Oscar? Who did!?”
Steve looks on in disbelief.
“BRENDEN FRAISER!”
Steve holds his arms out in indignant shock.
“OH COME ON! He just put on a fat suit!?! This has got to be some kind of mistake.”
Steve storms off as his scuba flippers slap the floor.
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Post by Jack Diamond on Mar 25, 2023 12:13:30 GMT -5
The scene opens on the Tap Out Wrestling Openweight Championship Belt. As the camera zooms out, we see that the belt is draped over the shoulder of champion, Jack Diamond. He smiles and lowers his sunglasses, staring into the camera.
Jack Diamond: You know, when I failed to reclaim the X*Crown championship at Night of Champions last year, I decided to focus on one thing and one thing only. Becoming the first ever Tap Out Wrestling Openweight Champion.
Jack pats the title.
Jack Diamond: That is exactly what I did. Make no mistake about it, I'm damn proud of winning this championship and I will work my ass off to be the only champion that Cross ever has in his company. Something is missing though. If my boss has time to run the best company on the network and still lace his boots... if Dylan Black has the time to work all over the world and rack up the titles while laying claim to the big one... If Steve Awesome can make B movies and still find success in the wrestling ring... Jack Diamond should have no problem.
Jack pauses a minute, as if in contemplation of something.
Jack Diamond: I mean, one championship is nice but twenty-three is better. In Twenty-Twenty-Three, I will become the third three-time X*Crown Champion! And it starts with Jack Fucking Diamond entering the XHF Rumble.
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mtc
.::XHF Competitor::.
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Post by mtc on Mar 25, 2023 13:22:49 GMT -5
I-W: System Check. This unit needs approval to enter the contest-
Tinto: I'll help you Pretty Robot Lady!
I-W: Graditude child-unit.
Tinto busts out his crayons for the application form.
Norman Krabbe: Indie - no!
Before the MOTHER driver can interfere, the little boy does what he always does when he sees a sign-up form.
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 25, 2023 18:06:06 GMT -5
I-W: System Check. This unit needs approval to enter the contest-
Tinto: I'll help you Pretty Robot Lady!
I-W: Graditude child-unit.
Tinto busts out his crayons for the application form.
Norman Krabbe: Indie - no!
Before the MOTHER driver can interfere, the little boy does what he always does when he sees a sign-up form.
View AttachmentTinto will need a full application so we can process him through Arkansas new child labor reforms to be allowed in the ring |
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mosler
Special GUNS Acess
Mosler's not here man.
Posts: 2,345
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Post by mosler on Mar 25, 2023 18:41:56 GMT -5
What I'm hearing is that PROUD CAR ATHLETES aren't considered part of the XHF.... 😢
With that attitude how do you ever hope to sign Behr or Doof?
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Post by Mongo the Destroyer on Mar 25, 2023 19:05:39 GMT -5
What I'm hearing is that PROUD CAR ATHLETES aren't considered part of the XHF.... 😢 With that attitude how do you ever hope to sign Behr or Doof? Brittney Beahr has an app :thinking: |
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h2f
CAR Pit Crew
Vroom, Vroom, Female Dogs
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Post by h2f on Mar 25, 2023 19:08:17 GMT -5
What I'm hearing is that PROUD CAR ATHLETES aren't considered part of the XHF.... 😢 With that attitude how do you ever hope to sign Behr or Doof? Brittney Beahr has an app :thinking: Are we letting vehicles into the ring now? :thinking: |
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